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1: Augmented Genesis (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 1:55 PM
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Lelouch woke up in her bed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:04 PM
Lelouch opens her eyes and looks at the familiar ceiling. Thank god her posters of cute girl hugging gifs are still up there and haven’t fallen. Not that they truly are gifs of course (they are posters (cannot move)). Truly, this is why the internet is superior to real life. After shaking off her grogginess she remembers that girls actually can move in real life and therefore hug. I guess the battle between Real Life and the Internet is still stuck in a tie.
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Very interesting thoughts from Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:16 PM
BEFORE getting up to eat Cereal in the Cereal Room (rich people behavior) she goes on her phone and tweets her daily girls hugging gif of the day. Of course, she could set up scheduled tweets, but that would take away from the love put into each selection of precious moving pictures. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969223182143864872/980172774389715047 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/28/2022 9:06 AM
Daily Hugging Girls @HGOTD Bio: Daily hugging girls. DM submissions. 1 Following (Barrack Obama) 53 Followers (edited)
9:07 AM
Lelouch Maoziwam changed the channel name: Daily Hugging Girls 4/28/2022 9:08 AM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:16 PM
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@callmekite: what does this mean. weirdo. get a life... Lol!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:18 PM
Ah, yes. Bandori girls. Never could get into it myself but they look very cute together. She tweets the gif and sighs. If only everyone else could understand this is the only type of relationship I want. One day… (edited)
2:23 PM
She reads the notification. “What does this mean?? Can this guy not read the account name?” She logs into her main account (wouldn’t want to ruin the professionalism on the daily account) and replies to the reply in order to clear the confusion. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969223182143864872/980174472369827850 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:23 PM
@MaoMao: Daily Hugging Girls
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:23 PM
((okay not sure if i should stick to first or third person fuck i keep switching))
2:25 PM
SHE chooses to ignore the last part of the tweet. Why would anyone question her having a life? It’s not like you can tweet from the grave. (edited)
2:31 PM
Lelouch starts to wonder what’s up with the username “callmekite”. The name Kite sounds a bit familiar. Probably from that one anime… what was it called? Shooter X Shooter? Or maybe it just means kite like the lil flying guys. Wait… maybe it’s Call Mekite? Who would name a child Mekite though? No, that’s ridiculous. God it sure would be nice if people would just capitalize things. I tweet a question about the name(?) Mekite on @MaoMao https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/980176877278855180 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/28/2022 9:02 AM
MaoMao #WomenNation #GFNation @MaoMao Bio: Simp and hot girl fan. Location: Female | 18 Website: https://youtu.be/XtRMqbgIZco 4,852 Following 558 Followers (edited)
9:08 AM
Oh how would it feel to be with a girl alone on a summer evening after our date, the smell and sky are almost as lovely as her, we talk to each other and find times to watch anime together, and at the end a kiss. Anywhere it doesn’t matter, a kiss from a 3D girl would be magical.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/28/2022 5:31 PM
god i’m so lonely i wish i had a cute girlfriend oh my god
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/29/2022 7:59 AM
hell yeah
8:03 AM
if you are a cute girl please reply and i’ll follow you. no need to follow me i am not worthy and just want to support all the beautiful women out there
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:32 PM
Is Mekite a name?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:34 PM
Wait, fuck! I shouldn’t have tweeted that on my main, I just responded to him on that account you idiot! Why haven’t I just made an alt by now fuckfuckfuck this is so embarrassing.
2:34 PM
Lelouch does not know Delete Tweet Button exists (or at least is too tired to remember). (edited)
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callmekite: fuck you. hope you die... lol!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:55 PM
Fuck he saw it! She reads the replying tweet and gets Angry. First thing in the morning and I already have to get harassed by these stupid internet men! What did I do to deserve this?? (edited)
2:56 PM
Lelouch does not actually block him she will WAIT to see the response to her genius message first and THEN do the thing. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/980182686805139456 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:56 PM
@MaoMao: One blocked tweet
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callmekite: no you didn't... lmao... owned
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 2:59 PM
Owned?? I wouldn’t never get owned by a man!! That’s significantly less hot than getting owned by a cute girl… Lelouch hits the block button FOR REAL this time.
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Daily Hugging Girls starts getting mass DMed the phrase "unblock me loser".
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:18 PM
“I will not give in to the whims of some internet rando!!” She reports every single account that DMs this phrase. (edited)
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There is only 1 account sorry it's just spamming.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:20 PM
Lelouch just reports the one account then. Surely Twitter will be competent enough to ban this user.
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@The Evasive Kidinkasaurus
3:00 PM
Hey
3:00 PM
Hey are you active
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:21 PM
She’s starts to wonder why she’d be asked if she’s “active” or not. She literally just tweeted. What’s with all these strange questions today?? https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969223182143864872/980188681015021628 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:19 PM
@MaoMao: Hi are you a cute girl? If yes, hi hello what’s up hi 👋. If no, please don’t @ me.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:21 PM
People really just can’t use common sense these days.
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"Lelouch! Breakfast!" Shuichi called annoyedly from the dining room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:32 PM
THE Lelouch Maoziwam grumbles and puts her phone away in her pocket, gets up out of bed, and slowly makes her way into the dining room. This was not in fact the Cereal Room and therefore dampened Lelouch's mood at least 5 times worse than before. All she wants is to see the beautiful Wendy on Wendy's Frosty Chocolatey Cereal (truly a role model to rival all) but noooooo she has to go to the GODdamn dining room. What a fucking joke. (edited)
3:33 PM
"Morning." Lelouch says this in the most annoyed teenager voice humanly possible. It still doesn't feel like it matches what she feels at the moment, though.
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Shuichi didn't respond, and simply motioned for Lelouch to eat the food placed at her seat.
3:36 PM
Plates of food were at all 4 seats, despite the fact 2 of them would go unused.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:40 PM
Huh, two plates of food. This is just like the time my mom and brother died. Lelouch chuckles to herself but then remembers that, no, that is exactly the joke her dad was trying to go for. I will not give him the satisfaction of laughing I absolutely WILL not. I refuse! Lelouch is feeling another 5 times more depressed. Shocking!
3:40 PM
Lelouch EXAMINES what food is on the plate.
3:41 PM
((important image))
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The food is normal rich people food.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 3:44 PM
3:47 PM
"You know what? I'm... not really hungry right now." Lelouch pushes the plate away from her and leaves. The dining room is much too depressing and she would hate to have that mood carry on to the outside and any potential girls she'll meet. (edited)
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"Eat your food, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 3:50 PM
Lelouch ignores him preview and gets ready for school or something it sure is Monday.
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Shuichi sighed, and leaned back in his chair quietly as she left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:02 PM
Lelouch changes into regular ol' clothes, fixes her hair, grabs her bag, and checks her phone to see if there's any new Twitter notifications before leaving. Luckily, she doesn't have to worry about starving without eating breakfast. She smuggled a box of cereal into her bag in case of situations like these. Unfortunately, situations like these have been a daily occurrence. She'll need to buy another box soon.
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No new notifications.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:07 PM
Thank god that annoying prick stopped messaging me. Lelouch LEAVES the HOUSE. Truly a momentous occasion to see grass. Perhaps there will be girls to see too.
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Umm ackshually it is a penthouse
4:09 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:10 PM
((I have never heard of this wtf))
4:10 PM
Lelouch goes down the elevator,
4:11 PM
She deliberately hits all the floor numbers that she knows Women live in. It would be a dream come true if she could stop the elevator at just the right time to help a fellow cute girl in need.
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No cute girls enter, unfortunately.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:14 PM
"Damn, no luck today either." Lelouch EXITS the elevator and LEAVES the NOT-house. read this channel: https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980204775855517716/980204875394736148 (edited)
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People began to arrive at school, 3 of these being of note.
4:24 PM
By of note I mean it's you guys. Nothing screams in neon "look at this guy" or anything
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 4:26 PM
Shawn gets off the bus and looks around at the students. He doesn't recognize anyone
4:26 PM
He opens his bag and fishes out his schedule
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:26 PM
Lelouch sure is at school. She takes her Wendy's Frosty Chocolately Cereal out of her bag and starts eating it.
4:27 PM
She makes sure to do this as COOLY as possible,
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Sam finishes walking to school and goes to his class as fast as possible, trying to ignore the other students. Where is it? he thinks to himself. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 4:27 PM
is she eating cereal out of her bag
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:28 PM
Lelouch is holding the box and eating out of the bag that is in the box that was previously in her other much larger bag.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 4:28 PM
Shawn sees this, is confused, but decides not to question it. He heads to class
4:29 PM
"I didn't know Wendy's even made cereal" he says to himself but like outloud but very quietly (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:30 PM
Lelouch would head to class but then decides to hold the doors in front of the school open for all of the girls going in. She is now approximately 5 times happier than previously. Almost evened out.
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Sam successfully finds the correct class and enters. [sam: go to https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/979770545082093568/980207526211629076] (edited)
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((Channel split again))
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Lelouch would head to class but then decides to hold the doors in front of the school open for all of the girls going in. She is now approximately 5 times happier than previously. Almost evened out.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:33 PM
As she is doing this, she thinks about the genius that is Wendy. Her dream is to meet someone like her but also be like her. Someone who can girlboss and be appreciated for it, but also appreciate the other girlbosses as well. Someone that can use the internet to showcase the beauty of the superior sex, but also support and follow all of those cute girl internet users. But even Wendy has her flaws, god this cereal tastes fucking terrible.
4:34 PM
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Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:34 PM
Lelouch checks to see if she needs to hold the door any longer or if she's just standing there like an idiot.
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Sophie walked past her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 4:37 PM
Lelouch snaps back to reality after the joke of Wendy's. "O-oh hi hello what's up Sophie hey," Lelouch waves. Read this channel AFTER my next two messages (i can’t edit NQN stuff): https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980217097265217586/980217234792284182 (edited)
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"Ugh." She walked past Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 4:53 PM
"hauu"
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Sophie left. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 5:05 PM
Lelouch stops holding the door and walks back to class while maintaining the hauu expression. Her happiness levels have finally evened out and maybe even tipped towards the God I Love Living side. Gotta love women.
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Lelouch entered her class. Shawn was already there.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:14 PM
Shawn looks up and recognizes her from earlier
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:14 PM
Lelouch puts up her box of cereal into her bag and pulls out her phone. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/980217661789179944 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:15 PM
(New tweet) Do you ever just 💜 or like ❤️‍🔥 or arghgha;lsrjlaejrj (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:15 PM
Shawn looks down again, and googles who Sean Niebel is
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:15 PM
Lelouch puts her phone down and sighs. Goth girls sure are something...
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Sean Niebel owns some random food company that isn't too relevant.
5:17 PM
The teacher takes her seat, and begins explaining the lesson.
5:17 PM
"2018–19 FC Pyunik season."
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:17 PM
"?"
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"On 2 December, during Pyunik's match against Gandzasar Kapan, manager Andrei Talalayev was sent off for insulting the Fourth official. Talalayev was subsequently banned from football until the end of the season, 31 May 2019, on 6 December 2018.[1][2] On 9 April, Talalayev left Pyunik by mutual consent,[3] with Aleksandr Tarkhanov being appointed as the new manager on 11 April.[4]"
5:18 PM
"Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality. No. Pos. Nation Player 1 GK Armenia ARM Gor Manukyan 2 DF Armenia ARM Serob Grigoryan 3 DF Armenia ARM Artur Kartashyan 5 DF Armenia ARM Armen Manucharyan 6 MF Armenia ARM Karlen Mkrtchyan (captain) 8 MF Armenia ARM Rumyan Hovsepyan 9 FW Armenia ARM Artur Miranyan 10 MF Armenia ARM Erik Vardanyan 11 FW Ivory Coast CIV Mohamed Konaté 12 GK Armenia ARM Sevak Aslanyan 13 FW Russia RUS Denis Dorozhkin 15 MF Ukraine UKR Maksym Trusevych 16 DF Armenia ARM Robert Hakobyan 17 MF Armenia ARM Hovhannes Poghosyan No. Pos. Nation Player 18 MF Armenia ARM Alik Arakelyan 19 MF Russia RUS Denis Talalay 21 DF Russia RUS Vitali Stezhko (on loan from Krasnodar) 23 MF Nigeria NGA Mohammed Usman 25 GK Montenegro MNE Andrija Dragojević 26 MF Armenia ARM Hovhannes Ilangyozyan 27 DF Russia RUS Vyacheslav Dmitriev 30 MF Armenia ARM Vahagn Hayrapetyan 31 GK Russia RUS Yevgeni Kobozev 33 FW Ivory Coast CIV Lassina Dao 63 DF Albania ALB Kristi Marku 66 DF Russia RUS Maksim Zhestokov 67 DF Russia RUS Sergei Kolychev 70 DF Ukraine UKR Serhiy Shevchuk (on loan from Tambov)"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:18 PM
Lelouch ignores this as she SUDDENLY remembered she forgot to do her dailies. She pulls out her phone again and opens up Azur Lane ((apparently this is a gacha game with cute girls ive never played this ONCE but whatever))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:18 PM
Mohamed Konaté
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:18 PM
She admires all of her units that she spent hundreds of dollars getting. Average rich people behavior.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:19 PM
Shawn is incredibly confused
5:19 PM
Kinda his default emotion
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:19 PM
Lelouch does the daily quests or whatever the fuck Azur Lane has.
5:20 PM
Lelouch is incredibly ???? in the cat box
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:20 PM
Shawn whispers to the person sitting next to him "uh. hi. I'm new here. What are we studying?"
5:21 PM
That person is lelouch
5:21 PM
maybe
5:22 PM
is it
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Shawn is next to the girl who led him in here.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 5:22 PM
dioshrug
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:22 PM
((Tragic)) (edited)
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"Now that that's settled, we're going to partner you guys up." Teacher.
5:22 PM
((I hate guys like Shane G. Irving))
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"Now that that's settled, we're going to partner you guys up." Teacher.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:23 PM
Lelouch looks AWAY from the phone when she hears this.
5:24 PM
((Sophie isn't in this class right?))
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((She is not))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:27 PM
((sad!))
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"This is to help the new kids get used to you, so treat each other nicely." The teacher wrote out pairs of names. Lelouch Maoziwam was paired with Ray Elliot. Shawn Duveldt was paired up with Maria Stanley.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:29 PM
((no way))
5:29 PM
Lelouch looks BACK at her phone when she hears this. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/980221505206116353 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:30 PM
(New tweet) Rotten luck today ig
5:30 PM
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:30 PM
I look around for Maria Stanley. I don't knwo what she looks like
5:30 PM
Lelouch Maoziwam is a strange name
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:31 PM
Lelouch Maoziwam is in fact a completely normal name. Lelouch thinks this.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:36 PM
(i cant do much more after like 5 ish)
5:37 PM
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The teacher physically points each members out, and pairs them up. Lelouch has to move to the front, while Shawn is left with the girl he’s been with the whole time.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:42 PM
"Oh okay. Awesome"
5:43 PM
"Hi, I'm Shawn"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:47 PM
Lelouch puts her phone in her pocket and moves next to Ray. “What’s up.” She says this specifically as a statement.
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"Hi. Maria." She nodded to him meekly.
5:49 PM
"Objection!" Ray shouted way too loudly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:49 PM
“??????”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:50 PM
Shawn looks over
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:50 PM
I guess that’s one way of getting people’s attention. Maybe I should try it with Sophie sometime…
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:52 PM
Shawn ignores it, and looks back over at Maria. "Nice to meet you. Sorry, I'm totally lost here, what are we studying?"
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"I refuse to be with this girl! We’re sworn rivals, you know! And rivals don’t unite until the villain recognizes the hero is cooler!" Ray.
5:53 PM
Maria shrugged.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:53 PM
"Awesome"
5:54 PM
"What's that guy's deal"
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"I refuse to be with this girl! We’re sworn rivals, you know! And rivals don’t unite until the villain recognizes the hero is cooler!" Ray.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:54 PM
“Well I refuse too! Nothing against Ray I just feel like this is an INCREDIBLY missed opportunity to set up the ideal high school romance working on a project setting.”
5:56 PM
“You! Over there!” Lelouch points at Maria. “You’re cute! Why don’t you work with me instead of,” She gestures to Shawn, “that scrawny lil guy.” (edited)
5:56 PM
“No offense of course.” Lelouch means this 100% genuinely.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:56 PM
is she talking about me
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:56 PM
Lelouch is indeed doing that
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:57 PM
Shawn is flustered and confused
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The teacher sighed. "Okay guys, let's just calm down and stay in our groups."
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Shawn is flustered and confused
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:57 PM
Lelouch ignores that.
5:57 PM
She also walks and sits next to Maria.
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"Overruled! I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do." Ray follows suit and sit next to Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:58 PM
“Look can you just hook a girl up?” She is talking to Shawn btw.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:58 PM
"Uhhh"
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The teacher facepalmed. "Fine."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:59 PM
“Thanks! Look, I’ll give you a box of cereal when I go to the store tomorrow to make it up to you.” Lelouch says this to the TEACHER not Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 5:59 PM
She also mizukithumbsups
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 5:59 PM
((have maria and lelouch met?))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 5:59 PM
The prospect of being partners with the weirdo who screams objection at people versus the girl who has been nice to him puts Shawn off a bit
6:00 PM
Shawn has an idea. He raises his hand "Can we just work as a group of 4?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:00 PM
Lelouch shakes her head in the same way as that one cat gif that says no sex allowed.
6:00 PM
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"Come on, bro!" Ray gave Shawn a thumbs up. "I'm like the coolest guy around here, you gotta want me!"
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((have maria and lelouch met?))
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:02 PM
(( 🥺 ))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:02 PM
Shawn begrudgingly accepts
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:02 PM
“Thanks, man. Really appreciate it.”
6:03 PM
“Soooo Maria. How’re you doing on this lovely morning?”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:04 PM
“Uh, hi? Ray, right? I’m Shawn”
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She nodded as if to indicate 'good'.
6:05 PM
"Nah, Ray's not really my name. Anyone who's anyone calls me Kite!" Kite leaned back in his chair and smirked.
6:05 PM
Kite design just dropped.
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She nodded as if to indicate 'good'.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:06 PM
“That’s nice! So, about this project. Is there any particular part you’d want to work on? If there isn’t any, I can do it all of course! I’m cool with whatever!”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:06 PM
“I don’t know if it’s rude to ask but uh what happened to your eye”
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"Heh, that story's a little too long to tell here. But as bros I'll be sure to tell you that epic tale eventually."
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“That’s nice! So, about this project. Is there any particular part you’d want to work on? If there isn’t any, I can do it all of course! I’m cool with whatever!”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:11 PM
Shawn thinks about one of the characters from Masquerade V, who has an eye patch as well
6:12 PM
That guy was pretty cool, so he’s willing to give this guy a chance
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"Heh, that story's a little too long to tell here. But as bros I'll be sure to tell you that epic tale eventually."
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:12 PM
“Have you seen that one cute Rika chick from that one show? Chuunibyou.”
6:12 PM
Lelouch says this to Shawn sorry
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She is very confused.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:13 PM
“Ah! Sorry not trying to overwhelm you or anything. Ummm what I’m trying to say is that I’ll be at your service!”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:14 PM
“Okay, Kite. Do you know what this project is”
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Lelouch Maoziwam
“Have you seen that one cute Rika chick from that one show? Chuunibyou.”
Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:14 PM
“What’s that?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:15 PM
Lelouch pulls out her phone and shows Shawn a gif.
6:15 PM
6:15 PM
“This kid.”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:16 PM
“What happened to her mouth”
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The teacher explains a long project which is too BORING to explain but it will take several days.
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Shawn Duveldt
“What happened to her mouth”
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:16 PM
“Gone.”
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"Easy." Kite leaned back in his chair.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:17 PM
“I think I’ve seen her before on some YouTube compilation”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:18 PM
As Lelouch is putting her phone away and nodding to Shawn’s words she suddenly remembers her Previous Adventure on Twitter that morning. Wasn’t that guy’s username callmekite…? “Hey! You!” Now Lelouch is pointing at Ray. “You’re the guy from Twitter! In real life! I KNEW it wasn’t a Mekite!” (edited)
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"Yeah? So? You intimidated by the great Kite? Me and my bro will wreck your project easy!" Kite smirks.
6:19 PM
This project is not competitive.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:19 PM
“Y-yeah!” Shawn dies of blood loss was kinda zoning out but upon hearing that he tuned back in
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:19 PM
“I-Intimidated?? You were destroyed with a measly block and report button! That’s right! I figured out how to block people! Anyways, me and Maria will destroy you!!! Right, Maria??”
6:20 PM
Lelouch is getting really into this.
6:20 PM
“Oh yeah, nothing against you though, Shawn.”
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:21 PM
👍” he said this audibly
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:21 PM
👍
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Class ends now.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:27 PM
((Are we going to do this for more classes or))
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((No))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2022 6:30 PM
Shawn starts packing up his stuff
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:33 PM
Lelouch does the same 👍
6:33 PM
“Seeya 💜” Lelouch says this to Maria mhmm
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This is the end of classes for today I'm not reading out more wikipedia articles this chapter. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:39 PM
((sad!))
6:39 PM
((do we split channels again or is this it for today?)) Lelouch Route: https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/979766073081622618/980241682178134097 (edited)
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((Channel split))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:50 PM
Lelouch starts walking home. What a surprisingly fulfilling day! That Maria girl seemed really nice, so I’ll do my best to ensure her project goes as well as possible! Maybe I’ll just finish it in a single night… That’ll be sure to impress and make things easier for her as well. Ray’ll have to admit I’m superior to him then! Not that that isn’t obvious of course, a male couldn’t possibly compete with me even though I’m practically the lowest step on the ladder that is women. Yes, of course, it’s just so I can get it through that thick skull of his. Though this is starting to sound rather rude… Lelouch assures herself that she does not in fact actually hate Ray she just thinks it can be rather annoying when he doesn’t accept his defeat. (edited)
6:52 PM
She finally unblocks him on Twitter out of pity.
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Lelouch catches sight of Maria walking towards Shelk(the city).
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 6:58 PM
“Oh! Hey Maria!” Lelouch runs over to her.
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"Hi." She responds.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 7:03 PM
“Is it alright if I walk with you? It can get pretty lonely when I’m by myself…”
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"Alright."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 7:07 PM
“So uhh I was thinking of just finishing the project tonight alone, but since we ran into each other it had to be the work of fate! It’s a sign from the universe telling us we were meant to be together!” I gesture wildly, realize what I’m doing, and then blush, “Sorry… what I mean is, maybe we can hang out tonight and work on it together?”
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"Oh, sorry... I should probably head home soon."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 7:10 PM
“That’s completely understandable! S-Sorry for bothering you, I hope I wasn’t too much of a nuisance…”
7:11 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid! Of course you can’t just spring this up on someone last minute!
7:16 PM
“Well, maybe tomorrow then?” Good, now I can give her a heads up and she won’t be busy! She’ll have to accept after I saved her from working with that Shawn guy. He’s a nice kid and all but he’s no Lelouch Maoziwam.
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"Alright, got it." She nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 7:17 PM
  • :LFG: * Lelouch thinks this.
7:18 PM
“Awesome! See you tomorrow then 💜
7:18 PM
Lelouch DIVERGES paths and GOES home.
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Lelouch arrives back home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 8:23 PM
She DOESNT say hi to Shuichi and she DOESNT not go to her room and log on Twitter. https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/980265267642892318 (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 8:24 PM
(New tweet) Amazing luck today!!
8:24 PM
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Shuichi ignores her in turn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 8:42 PM
Lelouch jumps on her bed and hugs her pillows and swings back and forth like in all those weird anime shows. What a great day for women fans! Of course, this was all to be expected anyways. It’s not like anyone would want to reject THE Lelouch Maoziwam. However, it’s fun to act with humility to keep things exciting and surprising.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:11 PM
((hi))
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((Hi))
9:13 PM
((Not ignoring you, just have nothing))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:13 PM
((Oh mb))
9:14 PM
Lelouch logs off Twitter, eats a bit of cereal for dinner, and then realizes there is NO more fucking cereal holy shit she forgot to go to the store.
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Shuichi has served supper.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:15 PM
She runs downstairs, continues to ignore Shuichi, makes sure she has her wallet, and then heads out to the Cereal Store.
9:15 PM
She also ignores the fact Shuichi served supper lmao loser (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:40 PM
((has Lelouch arrived at the Cereal Store,)) (edited)
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Lelouch is at the cereal store.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:43 PM
Lelouch buys her regular box of Wendy’s Frosty Chocolatey Cereal and looks around at whatever other different brands there are. What would a teacher like out of these… (edited)
9:44 PM
She grabs a box of Oatmeal Squares. Looks boring enough. Should make a good thank you gift, I bet the teacher will hang it up since she’ll be so happy she got a present from me! (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:51 PM
Lelouch goes to the register to pay for her new boxes of cereal.
9:52 PM
She also checks behind her to see if there are any cute girls in line. If there are, she’d happily pay for them.
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None, unfortunately.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:54 PM
Lelouch shrugs. Can’t win them all. She pays for her cereal and goes back home.
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Lelouch returns home.
9:56 PM
Wait first
9:57 PM
In the HOTEL LOBBY. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:57 PM
Lelouch in the HOTEL LOBBY what will she do.
9:58 PM
She goes up the elevator actually not that exciting sorry Lelouch fans. Go here yep: https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980288731917455390/980288812175470592 (edited)
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Both enter the hotel lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:58 PM
Oh never mind Lelouch doesn’t elevator yet
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 9:58 PM
Carolyn turns to Lelouch "Ah, hello there. I don't believe we've met before. Are you staying here as well?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 9:59 PM
“Y-yeah I’ve been staying here for awhile!” Lelouch was not expecting to see someone else in the lobby at this time of night(?)
10:00 PM
“Name’s Lelouch. If you need any help just ask me and I’ll hook you up 💜 “ She says the emoji out loud.
10:00 PM
She tries to shake hands but they are full of cereal boxes.
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:02 PM
"Well that's very kind of you. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. I'm Carolyn, by the way. I'm very happy to have met you today, I always tell my patients that it's good to really get to know your neighbors and build a sense of community." Carolyn goes along with the cereal box hand shake without questioning it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:03 PM
“Patients? Oh, are you a doctor or something?” How selfless… definitely one of the top steps on the previously mentioned ladder that is women…
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:05 PM
"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to bring up something confusing without first explaining it. It is pretty late after all, so my apologies. I'm a therapist, so not really what you'd think of when someone says that they treat patients, but I find it fulfilling. How about you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:08 PM
“Oh that’s cool! I hope everything’s going alright with your therapisting. As for me, I’m just the one and only Lelouch Maoziwam, also known as THE @MaoMao on Twitter. I… also don’t really have a job so nothing neat there.” (edited)
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:11 PM
"Twitter, huh? Sorry, I don't really use it, but I hear social media is a good way to connect with others and build strong friendships, so I'm glad you seem to be finding value in it." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:13 PM
“You should try it out sometime! I find it very therapeutic to send gifs of cute girls. Helps me see the good in the world and set goals for my future self and gf.” Lelouch does the mizukithumbsup.
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:16 PM
"I'll certainly look into it the next time I have some free time, thanks for the advice. You know, a lot of people I meet really seem like they're missing something they need to be happy, it's my job to help them find it after all, but you seem to be doing just fine on your own. I wish you the best of luck in your continued fulfillment from twitter." Carolyn begins making her way to the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:17 PM
“Thanks, I wish you luck as well! Seeya.” Lelouch 👋s as best she can with cereal boxes in her hands and also steps in the elevator with Carolyn.
10:18 PM
She presses the top button.
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:18 PM
Carolyn also presses the button for her floor ((I do not know what this is)). (edited)
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Sean Niebel 5/28/2022 10:22 PM
((not even pressing all the woman floor buttons, Lelouch? shameful))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:22 PM
Lelouch taps the cereal boxes to the beat of a random Bandori song while waiting to reach her floor. This is just like daily gifs wow.
10:23 PM
She would NORMALLY do the thing but it’d probably be rude to make a beautiful girl such as Carolyn wait to reach her floor. It also makes much less sense to do that when going up than down. It’d just make the potential women wait longer to reach the lobby! (edited)
10:24 PM
I am not shameful! Lelouch thinks this to no one in particular.
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The elevator stopped at Carolyn's floor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:25 PM
“Have a nice night, Carolyn!” Lelouch smiles.
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Carolyn Blythe 5/28/2022 10:27 PM
Carolyn steps out, and turns to smile at Lelouch "Why thank you, and make sure to follow that advice yourself. I hope we can meet again soon." She then heads to her home.
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Lelouch arrives back at the penthouse. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:31 PM
Lelouch heads to her room and packs up the box of Oatmeal Squares in her bag so she doesn’t forget them the next day. She then eats some of the Wendy’s cereal for dinner and gets ready to go to sleep.
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Gus was cleaning her room as she entered. "Ah, goodnight, Master Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:35 PM
“G’night Gus.” Lelouch yawns. “Wait! You didn’t mess with my Obama picture right?”
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"Of course not." He headed for the door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:37 PM
“Thanks, I appreciate it a lot,” Lelouch gets in bed. At least there’s one person in this house other than me that isn’t depressing as shit.
10:41 PM
Lelouch hugs her pillow once more and falls asleep to the thoughts of anime girl gifs.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 5/28/2022 10:42 PM
((lelouch would NEVER sleeping accommodation cereal1))
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((Is she going to sleep?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2022 10:44 PM
((hyeah))
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2: Advent Guards
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Lelouch woke up in her bed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/19/2022 11:17 PM
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(( @The Evasive Kidinkasaurus HI))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:35 PM
((hi!!))
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Lelouch woke up in her bed.
This happens
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:46 PM
Lelouch POPS up out of bed, skips her daily habit of staring at her posters on the ceiling, and lifts up her arms in a way that looks like a yawn, but it's not actually a yawn it's a pose that resembles that of happiness and excitement. Almost like those greeting cards that have children on them saying YIPPEE! Finally, it's the awaited day where she can see both Maria AND Sophie (ignore the fact that this is every day). Feels like it's been years.
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She then picks up her phone, opens up the infamous Twitter app, and starts spamming gifs on her main account.
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Online / twitter / Daily Hugging Girls
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:48 PM
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@HGOTD: WAIT (edited)
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@HGOTD: SHIT (edited)
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@HGOTD: HOW DO I DELETE THESE THINGS (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:50 PM
Fuck that was not her main account HOW many times is this going to keep happening. LITERALLY ruining her credibility here that was WAY MORE than one daily gif.
3:51 PM
((what month and day is it this is extremely important))
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((I refuse to answer this))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:55 PM
((how am i supposed to make the joke of a million holidays now....))
3:57 PM
Okay wait calm down YOU CAN FIX THIS you can fix this okay okay. Lelouch opens up the GOOGLE CHROME app which now officially exists and looks up this website: https://nationaltoday.com/national-day-calendar/ . She then goes to UNSPECIFIED MONTH to find the holiday for the current UNSPECIFIED DAY. Once she finds one, she goes on Twitter once again.
Find out the national days today and what holidays are coming up!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:58 PM
@HGOTD: Happy UNSPECIFIED NATIONAL DAY everybody 🥳 I hope you enjoyed all the cute girls to celebrate the momentous occasion that is UNSPECIFIED NATIONAL DAY
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 3:59 PM
She exhales. Okay, crisis adverted. If only Twitter could add a damn delete tweet button....
4:00 PM
She then remembers the existence of Maria again and brushes her teeth/gets ready for school while her face morphs into a smilular shape. She of course remembers to pack the cereal for her teacher. (edited)
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Gus entered the penthouse through the stairs.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:11 PM
"Morning Gus!" Lelouch waves while also tweeting on her phone because I guess that's how it works hyeah (edited)
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callmekite: no one cares
4:11 PM
callmekite: loser
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:12 PM
@MaoMao: Ratio (edited)
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"Good morning." He responded. "Where's your father?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:15 PM
"Shuichi? Haven't seen him. If he's gone though that's definitely a win."
4:15 PM
"Finally can eat breakfast in peace."
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"Ah, so you haven’t had breakfast yet." Gus entered the dining room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:26 PM
Lelouch follows while still checking her phone each time there's a notif. (edited)
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callmekite: what
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:27 PM
@MaoMao: Idk I saw someone say it onfce
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Shuichi was once again at the table for a normal breakfast, the same setup as usual.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:28 PM
"Oh HELL no why did you do this to me Gus whywhywhy"
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"Just have breakfast with your old man." Gus instructed her. He then bent towards Shuichi and whispered to him.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 4:30 PM
Lelouch grumbles but gives in. She didn't feel like arguing with both Gus and Shuichi today, it would ruin her amazing mood. Not that eating with Shuichi wouldn't ruin it as well...
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Shuichi’s expression turned to anger, and he looked to Gus as he spoke. "Do not ever attempt something like that without my permission again." (edited)
5:34 PM
Gus's look turned to shame. "Sorry, I just… Wanted to be careful."
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Shuichi’s expression turned to anger, and he looked to Gus as he spoke. "Do not ever attempt something like that without my permission again." (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:35 PM
(( ❌ lelouch wouldnt say this ❌ lelouch would not say this)) (edited)
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Sean Niebel 6/20/2022 5:35 PM
((do you mean shuichi))
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((Shhhhhh))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:38 PM
Lelouch looks at Gus Sad!ly but doesn't defend him because fuck you she doesn't feel like it right now. She's going to eat and get out of the house as quickly as possible.
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"Careful. Careful? You were being careful!? Do you not realize how much this complicates things? He saw you. He reported you. And what, you thought he’d calm down and forget it immediately? Someone breaks into your home, and the next thing you expect to do is move on, forget, and hope that didn’t matter?" Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:40 PM
??? Lelouch just listens hyeah
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"I’m sorry sir. I assumed he’d still be at work. I didn’t think-" Gus was cut off. "You didn’t think. That’s right, you didn’t think. You don’t think. I hired you to think. That’s your job. Did you require 'forming basic thought' in your job description? Did you need the basic concepts of cause and effect spelled out to you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:42 PM
Lelouch takes out her phone again to pass the time.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:43 PM
@MaoMao: Hi don't agree lmao!! I'm MaoMao (edited)
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callmekite: who are you talking to. Weirdo. Lol!!!!!
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Lelouch Maoziwam
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@maybee: Cute! (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/22/2022 10:20 PM
Sooner or later it happens, even the most headstrong of anime girls break down and start crying! Their emotions are overwhelmed by fateful events which force them to shed a tear, or two. We won’t judge them, but we’ll certainly be there for them if they need a shoulder to cry on.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/22/2022 10:23 PM
@HGOTD: Why are you sad? Here's an extra cute hug to cheer you up!
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"…" Gus gave a short bow. "I’m sorry. I’ll just- Go deal with the Ca-" once again, he was cut off. "Will you stop bringing up private work at the table. My family is trying to eat breakfast, and they’re- She’s being forced to listen to me admonish you. Do you think she’s enjoying this? Would you enjoy your breakfast being ruined by incompetent staff butting in like this? Do you think she’s enjoying this? Look at her, on her phone, dismissing reality just to escape the painfully obvious explanations I have to remind you of."
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"Alright. Once again, I’m sorry sir. It won’t happen again." Gus sighed. "No, you’ve already made your apologies to me. Apologize to them, who’ve been forced to hear workplace discussion where it should not be discussed." Shuichi sat back in his chair, and clutched his head.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:48 PM
"Mm?" Lelouch looks up. "No it's fine really..."
5:48 PM
This is kind of hard to watch for Lelouch considering Gus is the only other person in the not-house that she can stand being around now. (edited)
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Gus turned to the table, seemingly wondering if he was to apologize to the empty seats as well.
5:49 PM
"Don’t encourage him, Lelouch. He’s a professional, and he’s to act like one." Shuichi’s face slowly morphed back into his usual expression of resigned disinterest.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:50 PM
((this isnt frownular 😕))
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"I’m sorry, Lelouch. I’ll walk you to school today, that should hopefully patch things over." Gus. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:52 PM
She nods. The least she can do is gift Gus with her wonderful presence to lift his spirits.
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Gus left the room, leaving Shuichi and Lelouch to quietly eat their meals.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 5:59 PM
Lelouch eats so fucking quick man so quick. Lots of practice.
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Shuichi spoke back up for once. "Lelouch… How is school? Make any new friends?" He didn’t bother pretending he was actually interested however. Rather than looking at the subject of his words, he stared off into the ceiling.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:18 PM
"Huh? It's good. Lots of nice people there." Lelouch doesn't look at Shuichi either.
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"That’s nice, Lelouch." He paused for a moment. "How close are you to graduating? A year? Two?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:23 PM
"I'm a senior..."
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"Ah, I see. And that would mean?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:24 PM
"It's the last year of school..."
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Lelouch FINISHES her FOOD. "Well, speaking of school I better get going now."
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"Ah, I see. A big moment in your life. A lot's going to change soon." He nodded to himself. "Life truly begins at moments of grand decisions. That’s when you decide what it is you live for."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:31 PM
"Uhhh sure." I mean, I already figured out what I wanted to live for ages ago... She thinks about Sophie :hauu:
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"…" He took a sip of his water.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:36 PM
Lelouch gets up and grabs her bag + Oatmeal Squares. "See you later then."
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He didn’t respond.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:37 PM
She LEAVES #girlboss
6:38 PM
God sitting in that room is the worst.
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Gus stood just outside the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:40 PM
"Well uh. You ready to go?"
6:41 PM
"Sorry about Shuichi."
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((i love acting like im writing lelouch as distant to her father so she uses his first name but no im just doing this because shuichi maoziwam is the funniest name ever))
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"Nah, it’s good. I fucked up, plain and simple."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:55 PM
"If you say so..."
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"I signed on with your old man for a reason." He began to walk towards the stairs. "Now let’s go."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 6:57 PM
Lelouch Goes wow
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They walked down the stairs of a very tall building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 7:00 PM
Sad day for elevator fans...
7:01 PM
Lelouch doesn't mind too much however and waves at any women she sees as she is walking down the stairs of a very tall building.
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Why would someone take the stairs this high up….
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 7:04 PM
She has to get her steps in.
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I mean there are no girls on the way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/20/2022 7:05 PM
😦
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They arrived at the first floor lobby. A figure in a white suit entered through the front. Their face was completely obscured by bandages, with the exception of 2 eyes that poked through.
7:28 PM
((End session))
7:32 PM
((Tiermaker updated))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:03 PM
Lelouch ignores [UNKNOWN] assuming they don't look feminine.
2:04 PM
((wait this is the wrong account wtf
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I approach the girl and man. "Is this the internet?"
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The old man tensed up at the approaching figure.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:06 PM
"Oh, hello." Lelouch 👋s. "I was contemplating the existence of the internet yesterday in fact and I can safely say this is not the internet. Though I hesitate to say unfortunately considering how this means that we are in Real Life where women can wander freely without having to be shackled by slow and freezing internet connections (which are rather annoying if I do say so myself.)"
2:09 PM
"Well, if that's all we should get going." Lelouch turns to Gus. "I would hate to be too late to open the doors for Sophie."
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I cringe. "Do you know where the internet is?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:09 PM
"Where it is?" She turns on her phone, "Why, it's right here of course."
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"What? What is that?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:10 PM
"The internet!"
2:11 PM
Lelouch then notices her Twitter notifications. "Hold on I have to respond to this guy..."
2:11 PM
((love how my internet is dying rn))
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Advehnt Guard
Online / twitter / Daily Hugging Girls
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Ehn/PC
callmekite: who are you talking to. Weirdo. Lol!!!!!
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:11 PM
@MaoMao: To you of course! I even have you @ed on the reply.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-and-unknown
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"That looks like a lightened plastic slab."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:12 PM
"It's a phone."
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"Come on, Lelouch. You have school. Whoever this hobo is, they’re gonna slow you down."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:12 PM
"Well I really do have to get to school now. I have my daily mission that I must fulfill!"
2:13 PM
Lelouch 👋s and leaves.
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I yell at her. "Wait!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:13 PM
((sorry its taking me like 20 seconds to send each message 😢))
2:14 PM
Lelouch ignores him lmao any Sophie fans in the chat.
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I look at the old man. "I need the internet. How does she have it?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:14 PM
As Lelouch is Leaving she Twitters while walking.
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Advehnt Guard
Online / twitter / Daily Hugging Girls
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callmekite: i dont agree
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Lelouch Maoziwam
@MaoMao: To you of course! I even have you @ed on the reply.
callmekite: ?
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@MaoMao: To you of course! I even have you @ed on the reply.
callmekite: ?
2:14 PM
callmekite: go outside. Lol
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:15 PM
@MaoMao: I am going outside right now don't worry.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-and-unknown
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"Or can y..." I suddenly look like I've realised something unfortunate. "Can you tell me where the apartment for these keys are?" I hold up the bundle of keys.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:19 PM
Lelouch continues looking at her phone. "The first digit/digits are the floor number and the rest are the room numbers. Evens on the right odds on the left." (edited)
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"What digits?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:19 PM
((assuming it goes over 10 floors))
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I look at the keys for any digits.
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"Alright, I’m sure your charity is welcome." Gus motioned to the door.
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???
I look at the keys for any digits.
There are indeed numbers.
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On how many keys, and do they seem to fit with the scheme? (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:20 PM
Lelouch GOES to the DOOR from Advehnt Guard.
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((ratio))
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On how many keys, and do they seem to fit with the scheme? (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:21 PM
"On the. It's on the one key the other keys don't matter." Lelouch is confused.
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((this is a question to Atmey not spoken...)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:23 PM
((oh))
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I point a gun in my other hand at her. "I'm looking." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:25 PM
Lelouch probably doesn't notice this because she's facing the opposite direction I believe. Also on her phone.
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Advehnt Guard
Online / twitter / Daily Hugging Girls
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callmekite: but you didnt before? Lol!!!!!
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callmekite: but you didnt before? Lol!!!!!
notcallmekite: so true!!!!!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:21 PM
((ewohrpaweih))
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callmekite: but you didnt before? Lol!!!!!
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:22 PM
MaoMao: I was getting ready for school. 😕
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:26 PM
Aw Ray cares about me enough to make alts. How nice
2:26 PM
Lelouch thinks this before the gun thing sorry
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch is outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:49 PM
She keeps running until she's a decent distance away from the building. She then stops and starts panting because running sucks. "G-god that was something, Gus. Who even was that?? W-well never mind we better go to the police and report them..." She turns around to face the probably nonexistent Gus.
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Gus is not here.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 2:55 PM
"Gus? Gus????" She looks around her. God shit nononono not again not again
2:56 PM
I have to. I have to go get him. Why wasn't he following me????
2:56 PM
Lelouch starts running in the direction she came. While she's running she looks around for any large objects she could possibly use as a makeshift weapon.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:00 PM
((15))
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Lelouch finds a large metal pipe.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:02 PM
((large metal pipe? from professor layton? from aitsf? from VS?))
3:02 PM
For her neutral special Lelouch wields a large metal pipe and continues running to the hotel from AG.
3:03 PM
She also pays a bit of attention to her surroundings in case she comes across a cop.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / hav-lelouch-unknown
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The Old Man is pointing a gun at ???. ???'s is bleeding from their shoulder. Hav and Lelouch both run in.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:05 PM
Lelouch runs behind ??? and fucking. wacks him with the metal pipe.
3:06 PM
"That's what you get you motherfucker!!!"
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Lelouch runs behind ??? and fucking. wacks him with the metal pipe.
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:06 PM
((assuming i have to roll (13)))
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"Lelouch, I told you to go."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:10 PM
"Not without you! I won't leave without you!"
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He smiled in an almost sarcastic manner. "I can handle myself."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:13 PM
"I'm not risking that!"
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((what is the result of being wacked with a metal pipe))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:14 PM
Lelouch continues trying to hit ??? with the metal pipe btw
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:14 PM
((can i spam roll))
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??? is unconscious at this point. ((I kind of assumed Pichuis would do something.)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:15 PM
Lelouch hits him a couple of more times anyways until she realizes
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[inner monologue] Huh. What's going on? I should get out of here soon. This doesn't seem safe. More importantly, the fish need to be fed. The old man is here. What's he doing? If my theory from before that he is a police officer of some sort holds true, then that must mean that bandaged, white suit person is a criminal. The old man has shot them in the shoulder, which seems painful. It's... honestly disturbing. That beautiful bandaged person is a symbol of acceptance, and desecrating that perfect form with a gunshot is a horrible thing to do. At least have the decency to kill them in a single shot. I feel tempted to intervene, and help the bandaged person. However, I immediately realize that I cannot do this. These three and their altercation are like three fish in one of my fish tanks. They are beyond me. Whatever the result, it doesn't matter. Just because one of them knows the truth of their existence doesn't mean they are any less separate from the rest of the world. There are infinite tanks, with infinite fish. I will stay in my own. There are no other fish in my tank, and I absolutely cannot let this change, no matter what desires may come. I ignore whatever is happening and attempt to walk towards the door in the lobby that leads to the stairs. ((For note, I am currently carrying five cans of an unspecified item, balancing them stacked on top of each other. This is important.))
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((I mean I was waiting for you to give the result for the first hit,)) (edited)
3:15 PM
((like I could DODGE I guess but that felt redundant here(and it was from behind I'm hardly that good))) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:18 PM
((idk what the Situation is but)) Lelouch drops the metal pipe. "Th-thank god that's over with. Are you okay, Gus?"
3:18 PM
Lelouch ignores the guy with five cans??????
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((Separate channels again))
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(( #hav-kerloe ))
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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"Alright, let’s go, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:23 PM
"Y-Yeah..." Lelouch nods but is in a bit of shock.
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Gus walked her to school as if nothing happened.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:24 PM
((isnt there blood on the both of them lmao))
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((There is not))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:25 PM
((girlbosses))
3:27 PM
Well! No need to worry anymore! I got the situation under control and today will be a good day! Lelouch smiles to herself. No need to worry one bit, you did good! Lelouch is calmed down.
3:27 PM
((is she late to school or are there people still walking in?))
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She appears to be late.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:28 PM
Just a minor setback! I'll probably run into Sophie and everyone else throughout the day.
3:28 PM
Lelouch goes to her class.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-and-shawn
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 3:29 PM
Lelouch Maoziwam
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Lelouch entered class. Everyone else is already seated.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:46 PM
(( i can’t see the channel on the other account))
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((There))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:47 PM
((god it’s impossible to type on my phone. the screen has gotten even worse))
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 3:47 PM
((Tragic))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:48 PM
Lelouch sits down next to Maria the beloved then quickly stands up again. “Oh! I almost forgot!” She runs up to the teacher’s desk and puts down the box of Oatmeal Squares and then sits back down.
3:51 PM
"How are you doing on this lovely day? 💜 " She asks Maria. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 3:52 PM
first Wendy’s cereal now oatmeal squares
3:52 PM
where does she get all that stuff
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:53 PM
((the joke of goatmeal squares))
3:53 PM
((the cereal store))
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Maria looks over at the new arrival and raises a very awkward hand. She looks kind of shaken up this morning.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:55 PM
"Are you feeling alright? You look kind of shaken up this morning 😢"
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 3:56 PM
that girl looks kinda shaken up this morning
3:56 PM
Shawn looks over at Kite
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Kite is glaring at Lelouch. "Leave her alone, you villain."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 3:58 PM
“Yeah!”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 3:58 PM
"Villain?? I'm just telling her hi!"
3:59 PM
"Oh yeah, Ray! I was going to ask you. Could you please explain the joke of 'Going Outside' for me? I've seen that a lot on Twitter now but I don't fully get it."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:02 PM
“His name is Kite, Lelouch”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:03 PM
"Huh? Oh, sorry."
4:03 PM
*Looks like they're getting along. Good for them! :wholesome: *
4:04 PM
((i fucking love this kite and shawn dynamic already good job))
4:04 PM
((he asked for no pickles))
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:05 PM
((He’s just really cool ok))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"Oh yeah, Ray! I was going to ask you. Could you please explain the joke of 'Going Outside' for me? I've seen that a lot on Twitter now but I don't fully get it."
"Tch! Like I'd go somewhere as lame as twitter! I'm clearly more of a reddit guy." He shrugged confidently.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:10 PM
"Bro. You made the two Twitter accounts."
4:11 PM
Lelouch thinks for a second. "Anyways, I'm sure there's no one else in the world that's cool enough to name themselves 'Kite'."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:12 PM
“You’re staring right at him!” Shawn points at Kite
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:12 PM
"I mean that there's no one else other than him"
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:13 PM
Shawn didn’t consider this
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:13 PM
Lelouch did.
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"Well, that's clearly a ripoff! Simple!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:15 PM
Hmm that didn't work. Oh well, no need to push.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:15 PM
Shawn doesn’t really care much about the current conversation but is trying his best to participate
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:16 PM
"Well I'm happy to see you two get along!" Means more time for them to hang out with each other instead of bothering Maria.
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The teacher began giving the lesson now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:16 PM
Lelouch goes on her phone.
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Advehnt Guard
Online / twitter / Daily Hugging Girls
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callmekite: lmao!!!!! youre a student!!!!! Loser!!!!!!!
2:28 PM
notcallmekite: owned!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:17 PM
MaoMao: You are as well.
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Avengard / lelouch-and-shawn
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:16 PM
Knowing Kite, there’s no way he would continue to let that girl bother Maria
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"Alex Chiasson (/ˈtʃeɪsɔːn/ CHAY-sawn, French pronunciation: ​[alɛks ʃjasɔ̃], born October 1, 1990) is a Canadian professional ice hockey forward currently playing for the Vancouver Canucks of the National Hockey League (NHL). He had previously played for the Dallas Stars, Ottawa Senators, Calgary Flames, Washington Capitals and Edmonton Oilers. Chiasson won the Stanley Cup as a member of the Capitals in 2018." Teacher.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:17 PM
"Stanley? Like from Maria Stanley?" (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:18 PM
“What the fuck is a French”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:18 PM
"You don't want to know..."
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"Early life Born in Montreal, and raised in Saint-Augustin-de-Desmaures,[1] Chiasson grew up cheering for the Montreal Canadiens.[2] He began skating at age 4 after his sister suggested that he start.[1] He played in the 2003 and 2004 Quebec International Pee-Wee Hockey Tournaments with a minor ice hockey team from Rive-Nord, Montreal.[3] After his sophomore year of high school, he left Quebec to study at Northwood School in Lake Placid, New York.[4] Although Chiasson did not speak English until he moved to the United States (famously knowing only the words "yes", "no", and "toaster", hence his nickname of "Toaster"),[5] he has since become fluent. Amateur Chiasson played for the Des Moines Buccaneers of the USHL for the 2008–09 season. While in Des Moines he was coached by J. P. Parisé.[4] That year he led the team in scoring and was selected for the 2009 USHL All-Star Game.[2] He was drafted in the 2009 NHL Entry Draft by the Dallas Stars in the second round (thirty eighth overall).[6]"
4:28 PM
Kite kicks his feet up onto the desk, not paying attention.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:29 PM
Lelouch starts playing her gacha games.
4:29 PM
She rolled a 3 in #dice and therefore does not get any good units you cannot stop me from saying this
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:32 PM
Shawn reads a post on Reddit that makes fun of people who play gacha games
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:33 PM
😦
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The gacha game of note is called Genshin Gay Baby Jail.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:34 PM
ILOVEGENSHINGAYBABYJAILILOVEGENSHINGAYBABYJAIL Lelouch thinks this as she rolls shit roll after shit roll.
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"Boston University In 2009 Chiasson enrolled at Boston University, then the defending NCAA Division I Ice Hockey National Champions. He has remarked that he enjoyed playing for BU in part due to the close knit nature of the team.[4] In his first season at BU he missed several games due to a concussion.[7] During the 2010 off season Chiasson worked out with Patrice Bergeron in Quebec.[1] He was successful in the 2010–11 season, and led his team in scoring.[1] While not playing hockey, Chiasson enjoys golfing and attending Boston Red Sox games.[4] His teammates nicknamed him "chaser".[2] Professional Dallas Stars On March 26, 2012, Chiasson signed a three-year contract with the Dallas Stars organization. He was assigned to their AHL affiliate, the Texas Stars, where he finished the rest of the season.[8] During the lock-out-shortened 2012–13 season, Chiasson was recalled from Texas and made his NHL debut on April 3, 2013 against the Anaheim Ducks. In his second career game Chiasson scored his first NHL goal on April 5, 2013 against Viktor Fasth of the Anaheim Ducks.[9] Playing in the first line along with Jamie Benn and Ray Whitney, Chiasson scored six goals in his first six games.[10] Ottawa Senators Chiasson was involved in a blockbuster trade on July 1, 2014, being dealt to the Ottawa Senators along with Alex Guptill, Nick Paul, and a 2015 second round pick in exchange for star forward Jason Spezza, and Ludwig Karlsson.[11] He scored a goal in his first game with the Senators on October 9, 2014.[12] Following the 2014–15 NHL season Chiasson became a restricted free agent under the NHL Collective Bargaining Agreement. The Ottawa Senators made him a qualifying offer to retain his NHL rights and, on July 5, 2015, Chiasson filed for salary arbitration.[13] Chiasson was seeking $2.4 million per year, while the Senators offered $1 million. The arbitrator awarded Chiasson a one-year contract of $1.2 million."
4:35 PM
"Calgary Flames Following the 2015–16 season, Ottawa and Chiasson again clashed over a new contract, unable to agree to a dollar value. As such, the Senators traded Chiasson to the Calgary Flames in exchange for Patrick Sieloff on June 27, 2016.[14] He was promptly signed as a restricted free agent to a one-year $800,000 contract with the Flames.[15] He rebounded offensively with the Flames in the 2016–17 season, providing depth scoring with 12 goals and 24 points in 81 games. As an arbitration eligible restricted free agent following a first-round exit in the post-season, Chiasson was not extended a qualifying offer by the deadline on June 26, 2017.[16] Washington Capitals On September 9, 2017, the Washington Capitals signed Chiasson, then an unrestricted free agent, to a professional tryout (PTO).[17] Following training camp and preseason, on October 4, 2017, the Capitals signed Chiasson to a $660,000 one-year contract.[18] Chiasson won his first Stanley Cup in 2018 with the Capitals. Edmonton Oilers On September 10, 2018, Chiasson signed a professional try out contract with the Edmonton Oilers,[19] and on October 2, signed a one-year contract with the Oilers.[20] With the Oilers, Chiasson set a new career high for most goals in a season, scoring his 14th on December 14, 2018, against Anthony Stolarz of the Philadelphia Flyers in a 4–1 victory. On April 26, 2021, Chiasson scored his 100th career goal in the NHL, opening the scoring in a 6–1 victory over the Winnipeg Jets.[21][22] Vancouver Canucks On October 12, 2021, Chiasson signed a one year contract with the Vancouver Canucks worth $750k, after a successful try-out in training camp.[23]"
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:35 PM
this guy fucking sucks
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Kite 'whispered' to Shawn loud enough for anyone to hear. "Hey, you catching this, bro?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:37 PM
Lelouch rolls an 18 in #dice . "FUCK YEAHHHH COME HOME [insert cute girl from Genshin Gay Baby Jail here] WOOOOOH"
4:38 PM
She then remembers she's in class. "Oh, sorry for being loud Maria."
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Kite 'whispered' to Shawn loud enough for anyone to hear. "Hey, you catching this, bro?"
Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:38 PM
“I got the gist of it. Not really sure tho”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:38 PM
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:38 PM
“Something about Canadian hockey players, I think”
4:39 PM
he says this in the vulture morbius voice
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She then remembers she's in class. "Oh, sorry for being loud Maria."
"Uh... I forgive you?" Maria didn't seem to know how to respond to being singled out.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:44 PM
Lelouch does the mizukithumbsup.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:46 PM
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4:47 PM
Shawn sees Lelouchs mizuki thumbs up and does this
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:47 PM
Lelouch nods to him with a heavy amount of respect. Usually men don't have the honor of receiving this from Lelouch, but this is a rare exception.
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Kite elbows Shawn in the side. "Come on, bro! She's the enemy! Thumbs her down!" He does this.
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Kite elbows Shawn in the side. "Come on, bro! She's the enemy! Thumbs her down!" He does this.
Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:49 PM
“consider: if we want to beat our enemies, we have to understand their tactics”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:50 PM
"Still not exactly sure why you are calling me your enemy, but I'll keep playing a long I guess?"
4:50 PM
"It's fun 😄 Not as enjoyable as hanging out with Maria here though 💜 "
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:51 PM
Kites going to say something like “what kind of scum would find this behavior fun!” (edited)
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"You literally want to take over the world. Weirdo."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 4:52 PM
thats exactly what I thought he would say. I’m a genius
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 4:52 PM
((awjietp;awejioio;ew))
4:53 PM
atmey only question wait is it common knowledge
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:05 PM
(( @Ehn/PC hi))
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"You literally want to take over the world. Weirdo."
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:06 PM
"?"
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"You can't say a question mark out loud. That's not how that works."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:12 PM
"Cry about it."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 5:13 PM
"Hes right"
5:13 PM
"!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:13 PM
"?"
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Class ended.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:18 PM
🥳
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Shawn Duveldt BOT 6/25/2022 5:18 PM
cloverhappy
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:20 PM
"Soo Maria. You still free tonight?" Lelouch 🥺 💜 s.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 5:20 PM
"Kite, can we talk about that thing?"
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"Uh... I should go see my family... Sorry." Maria looked at the floor.
5:26 PM
"Of course! Come on, bro!." Kite confidently left the classroom.
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"Uh... I should go see my family... Sorry." Maria looked at the floor.
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:26 PM
"O-oh..." Lelouch's smile falters for a second. "It's alright! No need to apologize. 💜 "
5:27 PM
((cant have shit in advehnt guard))
5:27 PM
"Maybe some other time?"
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"Of course! Come on, bro!." Kite confidently left the classroom.
Shawn Duveldt 6/25/2022 5:27 PM
Shawn's smile doesn't falter and he follows Kite (edited)
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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"Sorry." Maria got up and slowly slipped out the class.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 5:44 PM
Lelouch watched her leave, did a bit of tweeting, sat there in silence for a minute, and then remembered that she should probably leave.
5:44 PM
"I guess we can't have everything, sitting next to her is enough for me..."
5:45 PM
She grabs her bag and leaves. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:01 PM
(( @Ehn/PC hello))
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This is uninterrupted.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:02 PM
Awesome Lelouch is going HOME. She compliments any women she meets along the way, though it's a bit more halfhearted than it normally would be.
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Lelouch came across Sophie on the way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:10 PM
Lelouch waves at Sophie 👋
6:11 PM
"Have a good night Sophie!"
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"Ew."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:12 PM
"Huh?"
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"You. You’re disgusting."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:15 PM
"Sorry? I think I misheard you..."
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"You're disgusting."
6:17 PM
"That clear enough for you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:21 PM
"No that can't be right. All I've been doing is for you and all the other wonderful women out there! Are you saying that compliments and being helpful is disgusting? I don't understand."
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"You creep the shit out of me. Talk about literally anything else if you’re going to hang around me like a stalker."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:22 PM
"Like a stalker...? I think there's been a big misunderstanding. You see, I'm not following you I'm just going home."
6:23 PM
"And to be honest, I didn't expect to run into you considering you left much quicker than I did."
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"Ugh." Sophie ran away.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:25 PM
Well that didn't go too well. I wonder what elicited such an overreaction? I hope she's okay...
6:27 PM
Must be because of all those nasty men out there...
6:29 PM
Lelouch continues walking home. She doesn't feel too Sad! from the previous action however as misunderstandings are bound to happen between people. Sophie will realize that she only means well soon enough.
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"Are you Sophie Wight?" Lelouch was stopped by 2 men in white suits.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:35 PM
"Huh? No, I'm not. Why?" Lelouch finds these men SUSPICIOUS.
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"Nice try." They immediately attempted to restrain her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:37 PM
"Hey get away from me!!" Lelouch tries to not be restrained lmao
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:38 PM
"I'm Lelouch fucking Maoziwam and if you don't leave me alone I'll have my father beat the shit out of you!!" Lelouch knows Shuichi would probably not be able to do shit except throw dollar bills but they don't need to know that.
6:39 PM
((8 😦 ))
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Lelouch is restrained, and her mouth is covered up with a rag. She begins to lose consciousness.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:40 PM
((another sad day for Lelouch fans...))
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Lelouch loses consciousness.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:43 PM
((i thought i already lost it))
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((She began to))
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Lelouch is restrained, and her mouth is covered up with a rag. She begins to lose consciousness.
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:44 PM
((im going to fucking retcon i think thats the right word)) BEFORE Lelouch loses consciousness she has one thing on her mind. Sophie!! I have to tell Sophie and make sure she's safe!!
6:44 PM
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Avengard / lelouch-and-unknown
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Lelouch was awoken by ???'s yells. They are both tied up in the back of a truck. Additionally a third girl of Lelouch's age is tied up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:53 PM
"Owww my ears.... Wait where am I...?" Lelouch tries to move her arms, realizes she can't, and then Remember11s.
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"W... who are you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:53 PM
SHIT I need to find Sophie!!
6:54 PM
((is the back of the truck pitch black?))
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"W... who are you?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:55 PM
"That doesn't matter right now I just need to get out of here!!" Lelouch starts throwing her body at the man door hand hook car door. (edited)
6:55 PM
"C'mon help me!"
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((is the back of the truck pitch black?))
((There’s enough light to make out what’s going on))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:57 PM
Lelouch suddenly has TWO realizations 1. If she want's to keep Sophie safe, it'd probably be better to pretend to be her. As long as they take Lelouch instead, she'll be okay. This could mean the same as throwing away her own life however... And if she did that she couldn't help all the other women. It then becomes a question of whose lives matter more, Sophie's or the many other women out there. 2. Holy shit this is the guy with a gun
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"But what happened to me? Why am I here?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:58 PM
"Get away from me!! Or I'll beat you again with the pipe!"
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"What??"
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The girl does nothing because she still isn’t conscious.
6:58 PM
Epic commentary from Atmey.
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"Beat me with a pipe? Why???"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 6:59 PM
"You're the one who shot Gus!! What's wrong with you why would you do that??"
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"When? I don't know who that is!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:00 PM
Is this not the same guy?? No, I've never seen anyone that looks quite like them...
7:00 PM
"You're the one who was asking about going to the internet!"
7:00 PM
"Don't act like you don't remember."
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"Internet? What's the internet?"
7:01 PM
I search through my head. "I... don't remember."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:01 PM
"How could you forget!"
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"I don't know!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:03 PM
"You know what? Whatever! I'm just going to get myself out of here, tell Sophie to get the hell away from these men, and continue living my life as the Enjoyer of Happy Women."
7:03 PM
Lelouch notices UNNAMED UNCONCSIOUS GIRL. "I guess I'll take her with me as well. You can stay in here for all I care as long as you stay away from me and Gus!"
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"I didn't do anything!"
7:04 PM
"How would you take her with you?" (edited)
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"Sam escaped. Just send these back." This voice could be heard from outside.
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"How would you take her with you?" (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:05 PM
"I'll figure out away to cut this rope(?) of course."
7:05 PM
Sam? That names sound familiar but I can't quite place it...
7:05 PM
Please send us back please send us back
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"...'Send us back'?"
7:06 PM
"Where are we going back to?"
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The truck began to move.
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"Where are we going back to?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:06 PM
"I'd hope back home."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:07 PM
"Well they didn't actually get me from home, but if they're saying 'back' then I'd assume it's back where they found us."
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"I don't know where 'they' found me." I wrack my head harder. "I... I'm drawing a blank. I don't know anything." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:09 PM
"How could you possibly not know that?"
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"I still don't know!" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:10 PM
"Then try harder!"
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"I'm trying as hard as I can!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:11 PM
"Ugh! Just get me out of hereee"
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"How did you get here? Don't you remember?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:14 PM
"I got picked up in the middle of the street 😕 " (edited)
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"Who did it?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:15 PM
"It was two men. White suits."
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"Then why did they pick you up?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:17 PM
"...They thought I was someone else." Yeah... in this case it'd be better for me to go home than hope they think I'm Sophie. Yeah.
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The girl screamed suddenly. "Wh-Where am I?"
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"I don't know."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:19 PM
"We're stuck in the back of a truck. Are you okay? Need help with anything? I'm here if you need anything that doesn't involve using my arms considering that I'm a bit tied up currently. 💜 "
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"Who are you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:22 PM
"I'm Lelouch Maoziwam. And you are?" There's no reason to hide my name. Worst case scenario the men find out who I am and hold me for ransom and honestly WHO cares about money I need to go home.
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"I’m, uh- I’m… I’m not sure?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:24 PM
"Oh no! Are you feeling alright? You didn't bump your head or anything, did you?"
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I watch the two blankly.
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"My head feels fine..."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:34 PM
"Oh, that's a relief!"
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"Why am I tied up?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:42 PM
"I'm not sure, sorry."
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"Can you let me out?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:46 PM
"Uhhh I'm kind of stuck here too, sorry." Lelouch tries to motion to how she's tied up but it's kind of hard to do considering that she is tied up.
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"Someone call for help!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:53 PM
"Okay!! Uhhh help!! Somebody help!!!!" Lelouch shouts somewhat hesitantly.
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"HELP!!!!!!" I attempt to outdo her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:55 PM
"Oh yeah?? HEEEEELPPPP ❗ ❗"
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"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP‼️‼️"
7:56 PM
I cough repeatedly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:57 PM
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ "
7:57 PM
Lelouch smirks and DOESN'T cough.
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I lean in and whisper to her. "Help."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 7:59 PM
Lelouch kicks ???.
8:00 PM
"Don't whisper at me you weirdo!!"
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"How am I a 'weirdo'⁉️" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 8:03 PM
"LITERALLY shot my butler AND was asking me where the internet is."
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((Pause for quote: "like an hour"))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 10:20 PM
((are we still paused or did the other pcs stop))
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((The PC you were waiting on just never showed up again))
😢 1
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((Lelouch and ??? are cancelled forever))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/25/2022 10:25 PM
((repost with #SAVELELOUCH???MOO to save them))
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"Help!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:01 PM
((is this the girl saying it?))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:03 PM
“Don’t worry, I’ll get us out of here!”
3:03 PM
Lelouch tries to check if she still has her phone on her.
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She does not.
3:10 PM
(( @??? In case he's offline))
3:12 PM
The side of the truck blew open, as a crowbar cut clean through them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:13 PM
“!!?!” Lelouch says this and tries to duck behind ??? to avoid getting hit.
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Holding the crowbar was a teenager Lelouch would recognize from his eyepatch, wearing a batman costume. Behind him was Shawn Duveldt wearing a ripoff TMNT costume that looked like some kind of bug.
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Avengard / lelouch-shawn-unknown
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I try to pull Lelouch in front of me as a shield.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:16 PM
((i’m going to cry))
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"...Who are you?"
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I try to pull Lelouch in front of me as a shield.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:17 PM
Lelouch does this to ??? first just saying.
3:17 PM
Grapple contest,
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"Aha! So the villain's allies are finally revealed!" Guy in a batman suit.
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"What?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:18 PM
“Wait a second is that…? Hold on, help me out please Kite!”
3:18 PM
“These dudes kidnapped me thinking I was Sophie! I need to go make sure she’s okay!”
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((Rei can you check DMs on your other account quickly))
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"I'm not an ally to any villain. I was thrown back here."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:18 PM
Beetle is deeply confused and terrified
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Lelouch Maoziwam
“Wait a second is that…? Hold on, help me out please Kite!”
"Ahaha... Wow, how do you know my name so quickly!" Guy in a Batman suit.
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I look like I'm vaguely distracted by something.
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"?????" The girl who is also here.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:19 PM
"Okay. Wait"
3:19 PM
"Which one of you is the bad guy"
3:20 PM
"Uh, there's no bad guy here. Look for someone at the driver's seat." (edited)
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"Ahaha... Wow, how do you know my name so quickly!" Guy in a Batman suit.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:20 PM
“How could I not? You are THE Kite.” Lelouch tries to flatter him so she can fuckign leave.
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"Can you help me?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:20 PM
“Me first 🥺
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:21 PM
“Is that Lelouch?”
3:21 PM
he says to Kite
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:21 PM
“ALSO this guy here is also a bad guy.” Lelouch gestures her head towards ???.
3:21 PM
“He LITERALLY shot at my butler.”
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"I am just one of many Kites! A name very often given to cool and awesome dudes." He used the crowbar to somehow cut the girl free. "Ladies first, am I right, bro?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:22 PM
“So true.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:22 PM
“Kite, get her out of here and find out who’s in the driver seat. I’ll take care of these two”
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"Hey! Get me out!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:22 PM
Lelouch’s respect for Kite raises a bit even if men are still inferior.
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"Hey! Get me out!"
Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:22 PM
“Who are you???”
3:22 PM
“What’s with the bandages?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:23 PM
“A bad guy!! He’s a bad guy!”
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"Bandages? What bandages??"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:23 PM
diz.gif
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"I'm... I don't know. Does it matter?"
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"The hero's the one who's supposed to free the princess, bro. I'll beat up (the villain of masquerade V) later." Kite freed ???.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:23 PM
“Oh come on!”
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I dive out of the truck.
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"You're evil. I only save good people!"
3:24 PM
??? is immediately shot at.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:24 PM
Lelouch sissgasps.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:24 PM
"WHAT"
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"Ghhdgsghshwhata"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:24 PM
((lmao))
3:25 PM
“Nevermind I’ll stay in here 👍
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:25 PM
Beetle scans the area for the girl that Kite freed
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"Gargh! What the fuck?" (edited)
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The girl is still in the truck.
3:26 PM
Several men in white suits with large guns are coming out of an identical truck right behind this one.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:26 PM
"Kite, should we free lelouch? I know shes evil and everything but like. seems like we could use the help rn"
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I pull myself up back inside the truck. (edited)
3:27 PM
"Shouldn't you stop those people?"
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"No way! She probably brought these guys if anything!" Kite stepped out of the truck. "Come on, bro! You're my shield here!"
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"Kite, should we free lelouch? I know shes evil and everything but like. seems like we could use the help rn"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:27 PM
“Thanks Shawn but I’m perfectly fine in here !! As long as they don’t shoot.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:28 PM
"Okay. Cool. Someone untie her tho."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:28 PM
She hides behind ??? again.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:28 PM
Beetle steps out of the truck
3:28 PM
Hes quivering
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:28 PM
👋
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I stay as far back in the truck as I can.
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"Alright! It's time for the hero to show off! Who wants to come at me first!" Kite. "You... Are you an idiot? Look around. You're severely outnumbered and outgunned." White suit guy.
3:31 PM
"Who the hell do you think I am!? I'd never lose to someone just 'cause they brought a lot of their friends. I've got a ton of friends too, you know? Tell 'em, bro!" Kite. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:32 PM
"There's no need to say anything. Let's just let our fists do the talking" Beetle stole that line from a corny b movie he would never admit to watching
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:32 PM
((bee movie))
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"Hell yeah!" Kite charged into the line of men with guns, and broke clean through one of their weapons with his crowbar, not even breaking a sweat. "That the best you got?" In response, they began opening fire.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:34 PM
Beetle did an x-pose with his arms, covering his face, and charged with him (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:34 PM
Lelouch sinks further into the back of the truck because WHO knows where those bullets are going
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I stare at the conflict as best as I can see it.
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The girl laid down next to Lelouch, covering her ears.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:35 PM
😳
3:35 PM
((top 10 most romantic scenes now including GUNS from ADVEHNT GUNAURD))
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Kite quickly ducked behind Beetle. The bullets fired either broke through the truck, or hit Shawn. Those that hit Shawn simply shattered upon impact, making no dent against the cheap plastic of his costume.
3:36 PM
"Didn't I tell you!? I'm a hero of justice, you goons!" Kite. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:37 PM
((lmao))
3:38 PM
Shawn fully expected to either be dead or wake up right about now
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:38 PM
“Jenejenwwinwjsnruhekw”
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"What."
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((Oh yeah, ??? has to roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:38 PM
“Go Shawn!! 🥳
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"Who the hell's Shawn!? That's my bro, Beetle!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:38 PM
"Kite, focus"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:39 PM
“Sorry! He’s just so cool like Shawn from real life yup.”
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??? is hit in the side.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:39 PM
shethinksimcool
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:39 PM
Man, Kite’s surprisingly good at not breaking character.
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I try to forcibly hold Lelouch in front of me again.
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Kite's crowbar swiped clean through several guns at once. "How's that!? You getting frightened by my sheer power yet!? Me and my bro are way too overleveled for you chumps to stop us!"
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I try to forcibly hold Lelouch in front of me again.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:41 PM
Lelouch fights against this.
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((Both of you roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:41 PM
((4))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:41 PM
Shawn dashes towards the goons and tries to punch one in the stomach
3:42 PM
((nat 20 baby))
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Lelouch is used as a shield. The girl quickly attempts to untie her.
3:43 PM
Somehow, despite Shawn's lower than average strength, the man he punched flew back and hit his head against the metal truck.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:43 PM
Lelouch moves her head backwards in an attempt to hit ??? while making sure that Girl A doesn’t get hurt.
3:43 PM
“Get away from behind me you creep!”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:43 PM
Shawn picked up that mans gun by the barrel and starts using it as a baseball bat
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"Hell yeah, bro! Give me a turn!" Kite swung the crowbar towards a man's head, who just barely dodged.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:44 PM
"Dont kill them!"
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"Why should I?" I say this to Lelouch, maintaining my grip. (edited)
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"It's just a little crowbar to the head!" Several of the men in white suits turned and ran.
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???
"Why should I?" I say this to Lelouch, maintaining my grip. (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:45 PM
“You need to stay within my eyesight at all times! I don’t trust you one bit!”
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"Why should I?" I say this to Lelouch, maintaining my grip. (edited)
"I did nothing!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:46 PM
“Sure, tell Gus that.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:46 PM
Shawn debates if he should chase them or not, but reasons that saving the hostages is more important right now"
3:46 PM
"And dont come back!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam
“Sure, tell Gus that.”
"I would."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:46 PM
“?”
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Lelouch is now untied. "Are you alright?" The girl.
3:48 PM
"Wooooo!" Kite. "I'm on top of the world! You seeing me, bro!?" Kite lightly planted his foot onto the guy Shawn had knocked out, as if to look like he'd beaten them.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:49 PM
"Hell yeah, man!"
3:50 PM
Shawn walks quickly back to the truck to see whatever the fuck is going on there
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There are still a few men in white suits.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:50 PM
Oh okay
3:51 PM
3:51 PM
"You want more?"
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There are some more guys coming from down the street.
3:52 PM
"Damn, there are tons of these guys! Are these part of your evil secret society, Lelouch?"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:52 PM
"Do any of you know how to drive?"
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Lelouch is now untied. "Are you alright?" The girl.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:52 PM
“I’m fine now thanks to you 💜 You’re the best!”
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"Damn, there are tons of these guys! Are these part of your evil secret society, Lelouch?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:53 PM
“I don’t have a secret society???”
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Shawn Duveldt
"Do any of you know how to drive?"
"I know how to drive life, you get me?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam
“I don’t have a secret society???”
"Liar!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt
"Do any of you know how to drive?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:53 PM
“I do!” Probably.
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"Do you really have a secret society? Can I be part of it?" The girl.
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"Do you know them, Lelouch?"
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Ehn/PC
"Do you really have a secret society? Can I be part of it?" The girl.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:54 PM
“Hell yeah! 💜
3:54 PM
God I love life.
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"Being part of the secret society is bad! It's literally evil!" Kite. "You're supposed to fight them!"
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???
"Do you know them, Lelouch?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:54 PM
“Wouldn’t you like to know bandage boy.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:55 PM
"As cool as all this secret society evil people whatever junk is, we are literally being shot at right now"
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"What are you talking about? What bandage?" (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:55 PM
"Why am i the only one worried about this. im the only person who doesnt have to worry"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:55 PM
Lelouch just kinda looks at ??? in confusion
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I feel my face for any bandages there.
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Just feels like your normal skin.
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I look down at my arms.
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Just your normal skin.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:56 PM
“…”
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Shawn Duveldt
"Why am i the only one worried about this. im the only person who doesnt have to worry"
"I never worry about anything! Because nothing can touch the stars, you know!?"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:57 PM
Shawn wants to be pissed but he cant deny the facts
3:58 PM
"Just get someone to the drivers seat. I'll hold off these guys"
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"Ms. Lelouch, you said you could drive!" The Girl.
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"She said her last name is Maoziwam."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 3:59 PM
"Yeah, of course! 💜 " Lelouch goes to the drivers seat and checks to see if the keys are still in there.
3:59 PM
HOPEFULLY no one is in the drivers seat
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 3:59 PM
Is the car parked or is it just stopped in the middle of the street (edited)
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The truck is stopped in the middle of the street. The driver's seat is empty.
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???
"She said her last name is Maoziwam."
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:00 PM
"STFU we're on a first name basis now!" Lelouch yells this.
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The girl sat in the passenger's seat with Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:00 PM
"Okay everyone get in! Next stop uhhhhh the police!!"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:00 PM
"Kite! Help me drag this white suit guy into the car"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:00 PM
"Unless you'd like to go somewhere else..." Lelouch says this to Girl.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:01 PM
"Not the bandage one, the other one. the one we knocked out"
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"No way! We're not running now, bro!" Kite. "I've gotta beat these villains!"
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I slowly walk out and get in a back seat of the car.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:01 PM
((its a truck))
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Trucks are cars. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:01 PM
((train i'm afraid))
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"Wherever you want, Ms. Lelouch." The girl.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:02 PM
I yell to lelouch "You should be safe there for a sec. Wait for us!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:02 PM
"A-alright?"
4:02 PM
"Since when have I started listening to men omfg"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:02 PM
How many more goons are there
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"Stop flirting, you're both girls!" Kite broke another guy's gun.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:02 PM
((nNnnansnesnjenNSJSNSJWM))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:03 PM
((mist man behavior))
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There is like an endless stream of them, more keep coming.
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Ehn/PC
"Stop flirting, you're both girls!" Kite broke another guy's gun.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:03 PM
"Okay we're leaving."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:03 PM
"Kite, we need to get the fuck out of here"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:03 PM
Lelouch hits that gas pedal so hard fr
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"No way, bro!" Kite.
4:04 PM
The truck does not move.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:04 PM
"Oh HELL no"
4:04 PM
"Shawn we got a problem!"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:04 PM
Shawn cant hear
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"WHO'S SHAWN!?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:04 PM
Lelouch can't stand
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"Ms. Lelouch, what do we do?" The Girl.
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"???"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:05 PM
"Fucking@ BEETLE we got a problem"
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I feel unsafe.
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Ehn/PC pinned a message to this channel. 7/2/2022 4:05 PM
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For note, there is an alleyway right next to the truck.
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Ehn/PC
"Ms. Lelouch, what do we do?" The Girl.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:05 PM
"Uhhhhhh IDK ❗ run into the alleyway!"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:05 PM
Shawn hears the all caps yell of beetle but also is too worried about Kite to go after them
4:06 PM
"Kite, if we stay here, we're going to die"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:06 PM
"Stay in front of me so I know you're safe!"
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The girl grabs Lelouch's hand, and runs into the alleyway.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:06 PM
" ☺️ " Lelouch feels much more calmed down hyeah
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Shawn Duveldt 7/2/2022 4:06 PM
((no epic car chase scene... tragic))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:06 PM
((ikr))
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I run after them.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-and-unknown
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((Back to here))
4:07 PM
They are now in an alleyway.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:08 PM
((Does Lelouch have any idea of where they're at))
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"What happened to that truck?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam
((Does Lelouch have any idea of where they're at))
((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:10 PM
((14))
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???
"What happened to that truck?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:10 PM
"Wouldn't start for some reason."
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This is near one of the bridges to leave Avengard. Lelouch can recognize her way home from here.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:11 PM
"Wait HOLD up would you mine taking a few more steps back. You're getting in the way of a real good bonding moment here."
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"Uh, okay." The girl took a few steps back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:11 PM
"Oh! I know the way to my place from here." Lelouch starts directing them to AG Hotel.
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Ehn/PC
"Uh, okay." The girl took a few steps back.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:11 PM
"No not you of course! I meant that guy!" Lelouch gestures to ???
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"What bonding moment?"
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((It is not a hotel))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:12 PM
((wtf i thought you said that before))
4:12 PM
AG apartment
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The girl followed.
4:13 PM
There are several men in white suits running behind them now.
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I follow quickly.
4:14 PM
"Hurry!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:14 PM
"Shit!" Lelouch tries to maneuver her way around different Large Objects while running to create mini walls between them and the men. (edited)
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((Both of you roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:19 PM
((6))
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All 3 are caught by those in white suits.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:27 PM
Lelouch starts kicking at them. "Let! Us! Go!"
4:27 PM
She also tries to bite their arm #girlboss
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I punch one of them.
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The girl follows Lelouch’s example.
4:28 PM
((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:29 PM
((8))
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The girl broke free, and also broke Lelouch free with her.
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"Help me!"
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The girl broke free, and also broke Lelouch free with her.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:32 PM
"Th-thanks!"
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A loud explosion rings out from where the trucks were.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:33 PM
Lelouch looks towards ??? and hesitates for a moment. "Ugh what am I doing! This man could've killed me earlier!" She says to herself. "We gotta go!" Lelouch grabs the girl's hand and starts running towards AG Apartment again. (edited)
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"What? Stop! Help!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:34 PM
Lelouch doesn't look back. This is for her safety...
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I hit at the men in white again(?). (edited)
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((Channel split))
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch and The Girl are running.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:42 PM
Lelouch tries to make some small talk while she's running for her life. "So... any hobbies?"
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"Not that I can remember... What about you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:43 PM
"I'm a big fan of gacha games. Maybe I can introduce you to some when we get to my place!"
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"Alright." She nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:44 PM
"So about you not remembering anything about yourself, we'll probably have to come up with a name for you as well. Any ideas for names that you like?"
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"I like Lelouch." She joked.
4:46 PM
There are about 5 guys in white suits chasing them, btw.
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"I like Lelouch." She joked.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:47 PM
Lelouch chuckles, "That's sweet of you ☺️" She ignores the fact that there's dudes chasing them still and keeps running.
4:47 PM
((does she run into anyone or see any people?)) (edited)
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((Nope))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:52 PM
((sad!))
4:53 PM
Lelouch checks how far away they are from AG Apartment.
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Getting close.
4:54 PM
Lelouch turned a corner, and finally hit a dead end. Nowhere to run but back towards the white suits.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:55 PM
"Huh?? I swear this wasn't here before..." Lelouch turns around and puts herself in front of Girl. "I won't let you lay a hand on her!"
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"The line's 'over my dead body'." They aimed their guns. "Because that's one we can actually fulfill."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:57 PM
"This didn't happen." Lelouch attempts to knock the gun out of one of their hands and grab it.
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They shot at Lelouch. "Should've cooperated."
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4:58 PM
Then the man speaking's head exploded as a bullet shot straight through.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:59 PM
((do any of the bullets actually hit lelouch))
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"Sorry, but Lelouch is off limits." A familiar man stood behind the men in white.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 4:59 PM
"Gus!!"
5:00 PM
Lelouch leads Girl behind Gus because he actually has a weapon and is the goat
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"Got a friend?" Gus casually killed another guy. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:01 PM
"She was in the truck with me when I got kidnapped. She's very nice 💜 "
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"Sounds nice." Gus shot another guy, as the last 2 took off running.
5:02 PM
"Your father is very violent." The Girl commented.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:06 PM
"Sadly not my father but yeah, he's pretty cool."
5:07 PM
"Thanks for helping us out Gus! I thought we were goners!" ((this isn't Hugh O Conner))
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Gus killed one last guy, before putting away his weapon. "No problem. Protecting you's just one of my duties."
5:08 PM
"Care to explain to me why… Those guys were after you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:15 PM
"They weren't actually after me, they thought I was Sophie... wait! We need to go tell her to watch out for these people!"
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He sighed. "This is a bit more complex than you think. If she’s in trouble with them, there’s not much you can do." Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:28 PM
"We could at least tell the police! They'd have to make sure she's safe."
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"Trust me, you don't want to deal with the police. Let's just get you 2 home. Where does she live?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:35 PM
"She said she can't remember anything. Not even her own name..."
5:36 PM
"But are you sure there's nothing we can do for Sophie? I'd feel awful if something happened to her... It's my duty to protect her!"
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"Sigh… Fine, I’ll see what I can do."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:43 PM
"Thank you 🥺 "
5:44 PM
"Let's go home now, then. I'm sure you're super tired." Lelouch says this to Girl yup
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"Don’t tell your dad. That’s a complication you don’t want to hear right now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 5:50 PM
"That's probably too true."
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Gus left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:02 PM
Lelouch walks with Girl to AG Apartment mhmm
6:03 PM
"I'll make sure you feel right at home! I still have some cereal left over if you'd like that for dinner. I'm not sure if you've eaten yet or not but I'm starving..." Lelouch does a bit of chatting while walking.
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"I'm sorry Ms. Lelouch but... What is my name?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:07 PM
"I was thinking that maybe we could look online for a list of cute names! I wouldn't want to just push one on you without you knowing all of the wonderful names out there 💜 "
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"Um... If you say so."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:10 PM
"I'll go with whatever you want, of course! It's your name after all."
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"I trust your judgment, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:16 PM
"Aw, thanks ☺️"
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"…"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:27 PM
"..."
6:27 PM
"You know, you can drop the Ms. I'm not really used to being referred to so formally..."
6:27 PM
"Literally just some high school student."
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"I get the feeling you’re a lot more."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:33 PM
"Huh?" Lelouch is caught a bit off guard. "I mean, I guess you could say I'm a Protector of Women and do all I can to make sure they're happy...."
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"I just get the feeling… That you’re the most important person around."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:53 PM
Lelouch blushes a bit. "Well if that's the case I'll make sure to be my best for you. Wouldn't want to disappoint!"
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"I’m sure you won’t." They arrived at the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 6:59 PM
Lelouch hauus
6:59 PM
"Welcome to my home! Except this is just the lobby... Uhhhh in here!" Lelouch goes in the elevator.
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Lelouch’s phone rings.
7:04 PM
The Girl entres the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:07 PM
Lelouch almost answers the phone but then hangs up. It'd be RUDE to call someone else while in an elevator with the cutest girl ever.
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The caller is Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:12 PM
"Mmmrrhrhrgh guess I'll answer. Uhhh just give me a sec sorry!!"
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"Hey, I think I have a solution for your friend. Not the Wight girl, the new one. I can get her some new ID by tomorrow morning, and that should throw off the Ed- Your attackers."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:23 PM
"Thank you so, so much! It really means a lot!"
7:24 PM
((what a 🐐 ))
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"I just need some basic info. Age, name, that type of thing."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:28 PM
Lelouch gives that 👍
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((What is her name….))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:31 PM
((oh i fuckign misread that))
7:31 PM
"Her name is uhhhh" Lelouch googles good names but like in real life gimme a sec
7:33 PM
"Is Jade alright with you?"
7:33 PM
((joke of LotL))
7:33 PM
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"Jade works." She nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:37 PM
"Her name's Jade, age uhhhh probably 18? Looks to be around my age."
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"And the last name?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:38 PM
"Uhhhhhhhh" Lelouch uses google once more.
7:39 PM
Can't have her use the last name Maoziwam because that'd be WEIRD if she flirted with her.
7:40 PM
"Oh! What about Jade Lamperouge?"
7:40 PM
((can't wait for the epic marriage scene in the epilogue where lelouch takes jade's last name))
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"That sounds nice." Jade nodded.
7:41 PM
((Better make sure she lives to that…))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:41 PM
"Her last name's Lamperouge." Lelouch says this to Gus mhmm
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((Better make sure she lives to that…))
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:42 PM
((DONT say these things i will die before losing cute gf))
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"Got it." He hung up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:46 PM
"Well it looks like we have at least one thing figured out."
7:46 PM
I'm guessing the call was long enough to reach the top floor?
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No one hit the elevator buttons….
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 7:50 PM
WHAT Lelouch is really flustered today huh
7:51 PM
"Haha... sorry I can't believe I forgot to hit the button." Lelouch hits the top floor button yup
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The elevator. Goes up
7:55 PM
"It’s not a problem." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:02 PM
Lelouch ups
8:03 PM
WINNIN TODAY WOOOOOOOOH
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The elevator arrives at the top floor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:09 PM
Lelouch walks to her place yep. "This is where I live! I hope it's to your liking."
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"It looks nice."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:13 PM
Lelouch walks to her room making sure to not alert Shuichi of the fact that she is home. "This here is my room! You can ignore the posters or not.... I just think they're neat."
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:15 PM
((3))
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"Gus, is that you?" Shuichi called from another room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:17 PM
"It's Lelouch!"
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Shuichi didn’t respond past this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:20 PM
Lelouch sighed. "That's Shuichi, my father (regrettably)"
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"Do you not like your father?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:31 PM
"He's... I'd honestly rather not talk about it right now. Sorry."
8:31 PM
"Anyways! Let me go grab some cereal." Lelouch grabs some cereal.
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"I love cereal."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:32 PM
"I love you ☺️ "
8:32 PM
"I mmean too I love cereal too."
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"Thank you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:34 PM
"Hheyshuayeah"
8:34 PM
"Water or milk?"
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"Water in… Cereal?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 8:53 PM
"Good response." Lelouch grabs the milk in her fridge because she has one in her room now because I SAID so.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 9:50 PM
((hi))
9:51 PM
((are we finished for today?))
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((Sorry i just had a headache, I’m back))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 9:51 PM
((oh sorry 😢))
9:52 PM
Lelouch pours cereal for herself and Jade.
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"Thank you." She ate cereal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 9:55 PM
Lelouch does as well.
9:55 PM
"You like it? I can go buy another brand if you prefer something else."
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"I’ll take any cereal you offer."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:00 PM
Lelouch looks at her and tilts her head, "Do you really not have any preferences or opinions on anything? I don't think I've ever met someone like you before." She pauses. "Maybe that's exactly what I need, I'm probably a bit too passionate at times."
10:01 PM
"We can be like two halves!" Lelouch 😊s.
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"I can be very passionate if you want, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:02 PM
"See, that's what I mean! What I want is to know what you want!"
10:03 PM
Though I will say having someone as beautiful as Jade be whoever I'd like is a bit nice...
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"I don’t really remember what I like, sorry…" She twirled a strand of her hair.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:09 PM
"Jancnenwjndwkneurbeje" Lelouch says this in response to the twirling.
10:11 PM
Lelouch finishes eating and puts her bowl in the bowl stack which now exists and is a thing.
10:11 PM
"It's getting late... want to watch a show together or are you feeling tired?"
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"I’d love to watch TV, but… Aren’t you tired after today?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:21 PM
Lelouch shrugs. "I guess. This morning feels like it was a week ago" DO YOU GET THE JOKE THE JOKE IS
10:22 PM
She starts thinking. "Y'know I only have a single bed in here. You can sleep on it and I can sleep on the ground if you're uncomfortable with us sharing."
10:23 PM
"I don't mind either way." Lelouch is trying her very best to say this with a straight face she's definitely not freaking out right now with sharing a room with THE Jade Lamperouge holy shit she's so cute oh my g
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"I think you should have the bed, Ms Lelouch. You did save me, after all."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:24 PM
"Nah I sleep on this everyday."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:26 PM
((sharing this for future readers hi bloopiero new jade just dropped by THE atmey))
10:27 PM
((realized it’s probably weird for me to comment on her appearance if there is no way to know what she looks like))
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((DONT DROP THE BUNNY GIRL ONE SPECIFICALLY))
10:29 PM
((I WAS JOKING WHEN I MADE THEM BUNNY GIRLS IT IS CALLED IRONY))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:29 PM
((YOU DIDNT SEND A DIFFERENT VERSION WITH THE NEW DESIGN I CHECKED)) (edited)
10:29 PM
((AND ITS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY))
10:30 PM
10:30 PM
((lelouch and jade tv night))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
((YOU DIDNT SEND A DIFFERENT VERSION WITH THE NEW DESIGN I CHECKED)) (edited)
((Oh whoops lmao))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:34 PM
((if there's no alt version that just means bunny girl outfit is canon which i will NOT complain about ))
10:35 PM
((code geass sucks because CC never wears the kallen bunny girl outfit))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"Nah I sleep on this everyday."
"Well… I don’t know what I sleep on, but it’s probably a good bed too."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 10:42 PM
"I refuse to let you sleep on the floor! It'd be rude of me!"
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"But you’re far too great to sleep on the floor, Ms. Lelouch. The floor will be suitable for you when everyone else sleeps far underground."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 11:01 PM
"Fine! Then we'll both sleep on the bed!" FejwjwjfjakJjxjsjKkajwjksja Lelouch thinks this
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"Alright."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 11:21 PM
"Hmsmdjenek Let me go get you some pajamas." Lelouch gives her a set and then gets ready for bed.
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Jade got ready for bed as well.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/2/2022 11:35 PM
Lelouch sleeps ❗ “G’night Jade 💜
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"Goodnight Ms. Lelouch." The chapter ends.
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3: Artificial Gravity
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch woke up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:04 AM
As she does this, all of the memories of the previous day started flooding back to her and she Remember11s that Jade exists. She turns over to her and says good morning as she always dreamed of doing with her future hot girl gf. “Hi cutie!~”
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Jade is asleep.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:05 AM
((WHERES MY KEYSMASH NOOOOOOOO)) (edited)
11:08 AM
Oh wait I’m supposed to wake her up first before saying that…. Obviously Lelouch is still groggy. Well I can’t just shake her awake, that would be pretty rude of me. Maybe I’ll make her a nice breakfast! Lelouch goes into her bedroom fridge and checks what she has. Unless she’s mistaken, there should be 2-3 gallons of milk in there and some yogurt, specifically of the Go(at)Gurt variety. (edited)
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That is indeed there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:16 AM
Lelouch takes two things of Go(at)Gurt and some granola that she leaves next to the fridge (this also exists now). You can’t have good yogurt without granola, this is common knowledge. She also grabs two spoons 👍 If Jade still doesn’t wake up from the noise of fridges, then Lelouch would turn on the TV and play Aikatsu at a lower-than-usual volume. Nothing like waking up to the sound of cute girls doing cute idol things. (edited)
11:19 AM
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Knock, knock
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:22 AM
“I’m sleeping!!”
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"Then how are you talking?" Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:23 AM
“I’m not. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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Gus went silent.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:34 AM
Lelouch sets down the yogurt on her coffee table and watches some Aikatsu until Jade wakes up. She also cheers every time Aoi is on screen.
11:34 AM
11:36 AM
(Obviously, Kiriya Aoi would be one of the highest steps on the ladder that is women.)
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Jade yawned as she woke up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:37 AM
“Oh! Hi cutie!~” Lelouch attempts this again.
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"Hfgdjvkcjfjdjcjcjvjfjcjfssjvfd." She responded calmly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:39 AM
((YEAHHHHH LELOUCH WIN))
11:39 AM
“Akdmeoejkeejek Yhat will be the new Netflix password.”
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"Okay." Jade nodded, before getting out of bed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/15/2022 11:44 AM
hauu
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 11:49 AM
“Oh yeah! I made you this for breakfast.” Lelouch gives Jade the yogurt and spoon.
11:49 AM
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"Thank you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/15/2022 11:56 AM
nipah hauu 💜 hauu 🔥
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"Your bed is very comfortable."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:08 PM
“I’m glad you slept well. I don’t think I could’ve lived with myself if I had you sleep on the floor.”
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"It's alright."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:21 PM
Lelouch finishes eating mhmm. “I was wondering, Jade, I know you’re still probably recovering from everything yesterday so would you like me to stay here with you? I have school today but that can wait if you aren’t feeling well.”
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"That's alright. I'm feeling just fine. I'd love to meet your friends."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:28 PM
“You sure…?”
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"Of course!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/15/2022 12:41 PM
“All right then sorablush
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:43 PM
Lelouch gets her usual school stuff ready as well as some extra notebooks for Jade if she gets bored and wants to do schoolwork (truly the most exciting thing ever). You can also make paper airplanes out of the paper or draw on it. Truly the most versatile form of entertainment.
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((Does this involve leaving the room?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:53 PM
((no))
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Jade watches attentively.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 12:56 PM
“Alright, you ready to go then? Anything you want or need?”
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"I'm ready."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 1:02 PM
“Let’s go then 🔥” Lelouch is LEAVING the apartment while trying not to alert Shuichi Maoziwam from Advehnt Guard.
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Gus is outside the door. "Lelouch. Jade."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 1:10 PM
Amon Gus.”
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"I’ll sneak Jade out for you. Just handle your father."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 1:38 PM
“Thank you, Gus.” Worth talking to Shuichi if I can hang out with Jade ☺
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"He’s in the dining room."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 1:43 PM
Lelouch goes to the dining room with a little bit of spring in her step. Jade fans still winning!!
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Shuichi is eating(He's eating).
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 1:59 PM
“Hhhey Shuichi. Nice morning isn’t it.”
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He didn't look at her. "It's fine. It's like any morning. We are on the dawn of one much greater."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:02 PM
“Yeah. So true.” Lelouch tries to Mizukithumbsup.
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"You agree?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:11 PM
“I mean every day should be aiming to improve on the last. It’s only natural that the next should be greater.” Like today… so great!
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"Delusional. You live your days waiting for good that will never come."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:18 PM
“It already has, actually. Finally I’ve been recognized for all of my effort! I thank God for bles—I mean yeah. Sure. You are so right.”
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"There is no value in what you do, Lelouch. Do you believe anything you do today will ever be remembered?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:21 PM
“All I can hope is that all of those that I’ve helped have had their lives bettered by my presence. Me being remembered is sure to happen if I work hard enough.”
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"But you aren't working hard enough. What we need to be remembered is far greater."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:26 PM
“How would you know if I’m not working hard enough! All you do is sit here unable to move on every single day!” Lelouch gestures to the PROBABLY present empty seats with food.
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"Is that what you think? I take time out of my day to eat with my ungrateful daughter, and she assumes I do nothing but this?" He stood up. "Is that truly what you think?" He approached her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:43 PM
“What I think is that it’s really quite funny how you can go and belittle all that I do without caring to know a single thing about me, yet I can’t do the same.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/15/2022 2:43 PM
She pichuisAJ4s.
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He chuckled. "It's because you're a fool. And more than that, you're a child Lelouch. Someday you will understand how to be someone. Someone more. And on that day we may perhaps see eye to eye. If it ever comes within my lifespan." He put his hand on Lelouch's shoulder. "Now, if you're going to be an insolent brat, I'll be heading to work now." He said all of this without seeming the least bit interested in her. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 2:51 PM
“…” Lelouch resists the urge to slap Shuichi’s hand off of her shoulder. Just shut up and let him leave. That’ll make him go faster. And then you can go back to Jade! Just keep quiet for 5 goddamn seconds.
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Shuichi left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:06 PM
((i’m back kid named back))
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((Hi ily))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:07 PM
((ily more))
4:07 PM
Lelouch lets out a sigh and then goes to meet with THE Jade and THE Gus.
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They're in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:17 PM
Lelouch’s face lights up. “Heya Jade! Hi Gus!”
4:18 PM
“Thank you so much for sneaking her out. I would hate to see what Shuichi would do if he found out about Jade…”
4:19 PM
“Actually now that I think about it he probably wouldn’t care like with everything else that I do…”
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"Maybe. Anyway, let’s get you to school, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:20 PM
“Let’s!”
4:20 PM
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Gus walked them to school
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/15/2022 4:29 PM
Lelouch does not check Twitter the entire walk there Wholesome
4:30 PM
“This is my school! There’s a lot of really cute girls here which is rather nice, but none compare to you.” hauu
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"Thank you, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:36 PM
Lelouch is hauuing so much. She also goes to open the door for Jade because of course she’s going to do that.
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Class is all there. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:49 PM
Lelouch walks to her table and grabs a seat for Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 4:49 PM
Is the teacher in the classroom yet
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Lelouch is with the girl from yesterday, I’m not sure if I mentioned this.
4:51 PM
The teacher is here now but I don’t have Wikipedia page randomizer rn. Pretend she’s giving an incomprehensible lesson.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:52 PM
((pulling up the microwave wiki page))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 4:52 PM
“Kite, she’s here. We should talk to her”
4:52 PM
“We’d get yelled at for interrupting the lesson tho”
4:52 PM
“Any ideas?”
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"Throw paper."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:52 PM
Lelouch isn’t paying attention to the lesson at all and instead is in a state of nonstop hauuing.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 4:53 PM
“Good idea”
4:54 PM
“My aim is bad tho”
4:54 PM
Shawn writes the words “meet me outside in 3 minutes” on a piece of paper, and crumples jt into a ball
4:55 PM
“Actually… I have an idea”
4:55 PM
“But only one of us can go, not both of us”
4:56 PM
“I’ll fill you in on it later”
4:57 PM
Shawn asks to use the bathroom, then as he’s leaving he drops the crumpled ball on Lelouchs desk
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:57 PM
Lelouch doesn’t notice at all (she is still hauuing).
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"Ms Lelouch, you have a message." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:57 PM
“H-huh? Oh, I do?”
4:57 PM
“Where?”
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She pointed at the crumpled ball.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 4:58 PM
“Ah, thanks.” Lelouch opens it up.
4:58 PM
“3 minutes? 3 minutes since when?”
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"Maybe it was 3 minutes ago?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:00 PM
“Maybe…”
5:01 PM
“Wanna come with me then? If it’s a fellow woman in trouble I have a duty to help her out!”
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"Of course!" Jade. (edited)
5:03 PM
"You guys are gross!" Kite called across the classroom.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:04 PM
Shawn texts Kite “where are they?!??!?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:04 PM
Lelouch cannot hear Kite she has tunnel hearing.
5:05 PM
“Alright let’s go then! 💜
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:07 PM
does Lelouch go
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:08 PM
Yeah she does this .
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Lelouch and Jade walk out of the class with absolutely no excuse.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:10 PM
((Oh yeah is jade eben in this class lmao))
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((No))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:10 PM
((Why is she here))
5:11 PM
Shawn is leaning against a locker
5:11 PM
“Hey, guys. Are you two okay?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:12 PM
“Yep, we’re doing great. Thanks for uhhh not helping us out last night because that person that helped us was not you.”
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"Oh, is this Shawn?" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:13 PM
“Yeah, hi. I guess we’ve never met. You’re Jade, right?”
5:14 PM
“Nice to meet you. Or, I guess we’ve met before. Nice to officially meet you”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:15 PM
“So are you the one who wrote this?” Lelouch holds up the note. Not going to lie I’m a bit disappointed, but at least Shawn isn’t too bad a guy 😔
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:16 PM
“Yeah, I just wanted to talk with you guys without getting yelled at by the teacher”
5:17 PM
“Also so we could all have reasonable excuses for talking”
5:17 PM
“I just wanted to check up on you guys, make sure you’re okay, and also about those kidnappers”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:19 PM
“So you admit it was you and Kite last night.”
5:19 PM
“Dunno why he keeps trying to hide it.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:20 PM
“Ok well”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:20 PM
“Well anyways, yeah we’re doing alright. You don’t have to worry about Jade at all. I’m taking good care of her at my place.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:20 PM
“I’m trying to hide it to people who don’t already know it”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:20 PM
“I’ll make sure not to tell anyone else, don’t worry.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:21 PM
“I’m glad you guys are safe. What even happened last night. How’d you guys get kidnapped”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:22 PM
“Well they thought I was Sophie, not me, and I have no clue why they were after her.”
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"I don’t remember."
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Lelouch Maoziwam
“Well they thought I was Sophie, not me, and I have no clue why they were after her.”
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:23 PM
“Gus said he would try to help her, though.”
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Ehn/PC
"I don’t remember."
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:23 PM
((how could she f
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:24 PM
“Gus?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:25 PM
“My butler.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:26 PM
“You have a butler?”
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"Ms Lelouch is very rich."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:26 PM
She dioshrugs.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:27 PM
"Huh"
5:28 PM
Shawn assumed that Lelouch was poor based off the fact that she literally ate cereal by the handful out of her backpack but he remembers that Kite mentioned something like that
5:29 PM
"anyway, who's Sophie?"
5:29 PM
"and why were they trying to kidnap her?"
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Shawn Duveldt
Shawn assumed that Lelouch was poor based off the fact that she literally ate cereal by the handful out of her backpack but he remembers that Kite mentioned something like that
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:30 PM
((lmfao all people should do this actually))
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Shawn Duveldt
"and why were they trying to kidnap her?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:30 PM
“IDK ❗ “
5:30 PM
“I can ask Gus if he found out anything when I get home.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:31 PM
"How do you know that they were trying to kidnap Sophie?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:31 PM
“They asked me if I was her just before taking me.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:32 PM
"Do you remember anything else that they said?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:32 PM
“No, they just thought I was trying to fool them when I told them I was Lelouch.”
5:33 PM
“Did they say anything to you?”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:34 PM
"People usually arent very talktative when theyre shooting at you"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:34 PM
“You never know.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:35 PM
"So you being kidnapped was a total accident by them?"
5:35 PM
"Weird. Jade, do you have any ideas why they did this?"
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"I don’t remember, sorry."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:40 PM
"So you just woke up in that room with Lelouch? What's the last thing you remember before it happened?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:46 PM
“She said she doesn’t remember.”
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:47 PM
"ok but"
5:47 PM
"what do you remember"
5:47 PM
"cause this is important"
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"I don’t remember anything before I woke up on the truck."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:49 PM
"Like, anything at all?"
5:49 PM
Hm
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:51 PM
"That's all we know, unfortunately. I'd appreciate it if you could tell us if you found anything important out. Wouldn't want them to come after us again."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:53 PM
"Well, I can't tell you much. Me and Kite, no joke, were literally walking down the road when we heard you two. I don't really have many reasorces, but from what I can tell online, no one knows that either me, Kite, or you guys were involved in this"
5:53 PM
"Still don't know who the white suit guys are"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 5:54 PM
"Oh, I was under the impression that you guys were actively looking for us. It's not everyday THE Lelouch Maoziwam goes missing after all."
5:54 PM
"Hopefully Gus knows more than we do."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 5:55 PM
"Hopefully. Hey, can I get your contact info? Just in case something bad happens again and you guys can let me know, or if either of us discovers some important info"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:01 PM
"Sure!" Lelouch gives this to Shawn yup.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:02 PM
"Awesome"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:02 PM
When Lelouch is saving Shawn's contact info she notices all of her missed notifications.
6:03 PM
"God, that Kite... Hey Shawn, do you think you could ask Kite to tone down the death treats? He's going to get himself banned." (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:05 PM
"He's real adamant about that. You're his nemesis or something"
6:05 PM
"why does he hate you so much anyway"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:05 PM
Lelouch also notices the DM from Carolyn, but it looks long so she'll read it LATER.
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Shawn Duveldt
"why does he hate you so much anyway"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:06 PM
"What do you mean hate me? We're just good friends with your standard wacky dynamic."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:06 PM
"he sends you death threats constantly"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:07 PM
"Eh, it's a thing he does. I don't get it much but whatever floats his boat."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:07 PM
"Alright then"
6:08 PM
"One last thing. Jade, do you remember anything at all? Cause like to me it sounds like you're a total amnesiac
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"That sounds right."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:09 PM
"Hm"
6:09 PM
"well thats really weird, actually"
6:09 PM
"There were 3 people in that van, and two of them were amnesiacs. Lelouch was there too, but she was the wrong person..."
6:10 PM
"What does Sophie look like"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:11 PM
"She's a really hot goth tomboy gf girl."
6:11 PM
"Not as hot as you though, Jade 💜"
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"Thank you, Ms. Lelouch!"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:14 PM
"Thanks for the info, guys. Let's head back inside"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:15 PM
"No problem!" Lelouch heads back inside no way.
6:16 PM
When she sits down she checks her phone again. ((https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980288731917455390/997627883168211094 one message)) (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:16 PM
Shawn relays all the info to Kite
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:17 PM
MaoMao: I'm so sorry I didn't see this before! Yesterday was absolutely hectic. Are you doing alright now?
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"Pretty clever cover story. Bet she thinks we don't suspect her now, but we're onto her."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:19 PM
"yeah, yeah. but what do you make of this whole amnesiac thing. Why do you think that is?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:19 PM
((Can Lelouch hear them lmao))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:19 PM
((yes))
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"They’re clearly lying. I’ve seen anime."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:21 PM
"I would like you guys to know I'm not behind this. Why would I kidnap myself along with the person who tried shooting my butler??" Lelouch calls to them after turning off her phone. (edited)
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"No talking in class." The very attentive teacher.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:22 PM
"More importantly, it would go against my beliefs of never endangering a woman."
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Ehn/PC
"No talking in class." The very attentive teacher.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:22 PM
"I bought you cereal I thought we were on good terms now..."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:23 PM
shawn pulls out his phone and texts lelouch "it's a secret, remember?"
6:23 PM
"also, shooting your butler?!?!?!??!?!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:25 PM
"You're literally talking loud enough for me to hear."
6:25 PM
"And yes that was a thing that happened yesterday morning." (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:26 PM
"We're not sitting that far from you"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:26 PM
"?"
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:26 PM
"also what???? can you tell me more about this?? when did ??? shoot your butler?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:27 PM
"Just make a GC that'll solve the problem."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:27 PM
"and like. why"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:27 PM
"I don't know! They were asking about the location of the internet and then it escalated like crazy."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:27 PM
"The location of the internet?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:28 PM
"Yeah. It was weird."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:29 PM
"He didnt mention anything like that when I was with him, so he probably lost his memories sometime in between the shooting and when me and Kite found him"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:30 PM
"I wouldn't be surprised if they were lying." (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:30 PM
Shawn doesn't comment on that
6:31 PM
"we'll talk more later"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:31 PM
" 👋 "
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:32 PM
Shawn closes the messages app and immidietly googles "location of the internet"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:32 PM
((jneendjenrjejie))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:32 PM
((he needs to know))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:32 PM
((everyone is becoming internetified))
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Shawn Duveldt
Shawn closes the messages app and immidietly googles "location of the internet"
These results are accurate to real life google.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:33 PM
Lelouch turns off her phone and then thinks about how awesome having a not quite gf is.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:34 PM
Washington?
6:35 PM
This isnt helpful
6:39 PM
Shawn shows the convo to Kite
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"She’s lying."
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:41 PM
"You say that every time"
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"Because it’s true! Everything I say is fact, and everything she says is a lie! Remember that!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/15/2022 6:43 PM
((i have to go now sorry!!))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:46 PM
"idk man she seems alright"
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((End session for Rei, sadly))
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Shawn Duveldt 7/15/2022 6:47 PM
((so pause here))
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((Yeah))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:03 AM
((still here right?))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
Lelouch turns off her phone and then thinks about how awesome having a not quite gf is.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:04 AM
She's still doing this.
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Shawn Duveldt
"idk man she seems alright"
"Don't judge a book by it's summary! They put tons of lies in there!" Kite declared confidently.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/22/2022 11:05 AM
((hhii))
11:07 AM
"Even if she is actually evil, Kite, she's our only witness. Jade has amnesia or something and i have absolutly no idea where the white suit guy went"
11:07 AM
"Well, there is one other lead..."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:10 AM
Lelouch starts twirling her pencil and sighs but in the hauu way.
11:10 AM
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The lecture finished, and the teacher left.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/22/2022 11:18 AM
Shawn gets up
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"Let's roll, bro!" Kite left.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/22/2022 11:20 AM
Shawn follows him. Bye Lelouch
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 1:41 PM
Carolyn_Blythe: Don't worry about it, we all have busy days. I'm fine now, yes. I was a bit over paranoid, I'm very sorry if I worried you. Regardless, it would be great if we could meet up some time soon. Are you busy today?
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Maria walked over to the 2. "Uh... Sorry, Lelouch, but..." She does the awkward loser 👉👈 thing.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:25 AM
"H-huh?" Lelouch snaps out of her daze. "Oh hey, what's up? 💜 "
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"I'm... I'm still your partner on this, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:38 AM
"Partner...? Oh yeah! I completely forgot about the project, sorry. Yesterday was a bit more crazy than usual haha." Lelouch does the anime girl head scratch thing. The ones that losers do you know the one. "Would it be possible for Jade to join us on it? I don't want her to feel left out."
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"Of course." Jade. "Is... Is she even part of the class?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:45 AM
"...Yes."
11:45 AM
"Always has been."
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"Are you sure...?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 11:47 AM
Lelouch nods in a 100% unsuspicious way.
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Lelouch got a text.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:10 PM
A text? What if it's from Carolyn? I should probably answer it... Lelouch reaches for her phone, Wait! I can't do that in the middle of a conversation! Nnhhhh Lelouch's hand kind of hovers over the phone. What da phone doin (edited)
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"Well, if she's part of the class, doesn't she have her own team?"
12:12 PM
Another text.
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"Well, if she's part of the class, doesn't she have her own team?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:13 PM
Lelouch stops staring and hovering her hand over the phone. "Uhhhhh no. She was uh gone. Vacation."
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Another text.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:13 PM
"Gah! Sorry I need to check this real quick!"
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"Oh, okay." Maria.
12:13 PM
It's from Shawn
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:13 PM
"Never mind. It's not who I thought it was."
12:14 PM
Lelouch puts the phone away.
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Lelouch come to room (whatever this room is)) ASAP !!!!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:14 PM
Lelouch puts the phone away immediately after reading the name and therefore doesn't see these words.
12:17 PM
"Um... Okay. Anyway, you asked to come to my house for the work, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:20 PM
"If that's alright with you. Could Jade come over as well?"
12:20 PM
EPIC WIN
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"Um... My mom might get mad..." Maria said awkwardly. "It'll be fine. I'll go." Jade looked at Maria with extreme seriousness. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:32 PM
"Can't be worse than mine." Lelouch shrugs. (edited)
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"U-Uh okay..." Maria. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:34 PM
"Do you want to get going now or another day?"
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"Now is fine." Jade smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:40 PM
"You cool with us coming over today, Maria?"
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"U-Uh, fine... Sure..."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/22/2022 12:42 PM
Lelouch mizukithumbsups.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:42 PM
"I'll go grab my stuff then." Lelouch does this no way.
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Jade goes with Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:45 PM
Jade goes with Lelouch who goes wherever Maria is going. Project time! What a win for women!
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They left the school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 12:59 PM
Lelouch skips happily and sings the tune that Barbara from Genshin does.
1:00 PM
What if they constructed a Lelouch out of Winnin!!
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There isn't a character called Barbara in famous gacha game Genshin Gay Baby Jail.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:01 PM
?
1:03 PM
Lelouch has so much money she can just bribe the creators of GGBJ to make whoever she wants.
1:04 PM
Canon.
1:04 PM
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She's not in the game yet.
1:04 PM
The 3 of them walked to Shelk.
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She's not in the game yet.
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:04 PM
1:05 PM
Kid named Shelk:
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((terrifying))
1:07 PM
"Welcome to Shelk, Jade!"
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"Thank you! This place feels far stranger than Avengard however." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:09 PM
"You get used to it."
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"I see." Jade.
1:26 PM
They arrived in front of the Stanley household.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:29 PM
"Your house is so pretty! 💜 "
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"I didn’t build it…"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:31 PM
"Still nice nonetheless!"
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"If you say so…" Maria entered her house.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 1:34 PM
Lelouch follows.
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Maria's house was rather large. Maria took them to her room, where her work had been laid out.
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Lelouch received a text message.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 2:21 PM
Lelouch gets her stuff out of her bag.
2:21 PM
She then checks her phone before getting started.
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Shawn again.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 2:22 PM
Mmm might as well check it now before I get caught up in this project.
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where are you
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 2:52 PM
At Maria’s. We’re working on our project.
2:53 PM
I’m going to be busy so I’ll talk to you later.
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Shawn messages her back.
Sam was looking for you
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 2:59 PM
He was? I guess I'll see him tomorrow.
Sam...? Who even is that?
2:59 PM
If that's all you needed, I'll be going now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:28 PM
Lelouch turns off her phone and sets it down. "Alright! Let's get started!"
3:29 PM
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"Alright." Jade starts doing work.
3:29 PM
Maria wordlessly begins working.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:38 PM
Lelouch does this as well while humming to herself.
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Jade is speeding through this ridiculously quickly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:40 PM
"Woah you're so smart, Jade ☺️"
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Maria has accomplished nothing so far.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:41 PM
"Want me to help you out with that? 💜 " (edited)
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"No. I'll do it, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:43 PM
"Are you sure? You don't have to if you don't want to..."
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"It's alright. Someone as blessed as you don't deserve to be forced through this kind of work." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:46 PM
"But I enjoy helping others 💜 "
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"You help me just by being there, Ms. Lelouch."
3:47 PM
Maria is uncomfortable and very confused.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:49 PM
"If you say so..."
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"Of course I do!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 3:54 PM
"Omfgily"
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"What does that word mean?" Jade. "I think it means 'Oh my fricking god, I love you'. It's an acronym." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 4:03 PM
"Hauuuuuu"
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"I love you too, Ms. Lelouch." Jade smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 4:32 PM
"AbqnhehebddhsjsnjsjNAJAHSJSBWA"
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Maria is very uncomfortable thirdwheeling right now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 5:40 PM
Lelouch doesn't notice this, she is too busy being in love.
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Jade does the Ruruka chin lift on Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 7:46 PM
((jakanjeebehheheheejCOULD BE US….)) (edited)
7:47 PM
Lelouch is keysmashing in her thoughts like crazy right now.
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"Can we... Can we finish working?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 7:54 PM
“Y-yeah sure…. ☺️” Lelouch isn’t really listening she’s to busy ☺️ing.
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"I'm serious.... Please..." Maria. "Please be silent. You're distracting Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 7:57 PM
((im RURUKING OUT right now))
7:57 PM
((how am i supposed to respond to this im too busy wishing this was me))
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Lelouch's phone started ringing. "You can ignore that, right Ms. Lelouch? I'm sure it's nothing urgent." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:02 PM
"Of course..." Lelouch tried nodding but I'm assuming Jade is still doing the Ruruka chin so she can't really do that. But also WHO cares holyshitholyshit Jade is so cute this is amazing I thank you whatever God is out there for blessing me in this way and recognizing all the good I've done and giving me the beautiful woman I deserve.
8:03 PM
((truly the most normal person of all time))
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"Maria, is this your cla- 2 classmates? You specifically asked for 1 classmate, Maria. Are you incapable of counting? I taught you better than this." A woman who was presumably Maria's mom entered the room, causing Jade to let go of Lelouch in surprise.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:07 PM
"Wh—" Lelouch didn't expect Jade to let go of her so quickly. She is briefly saddened until noticing the woman, "Oh, hello there!" Normally she would explain Jade being in the group but in the Classic Lelouch Fashion she wasn't listening.
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"Maria, you can only have 1 classmate. That's what you asked, and that's what you're getting. I can't just let you make changes to your requests suddenly, that's completely impolite. Send one of them home." Maria's mom. "Um... Alright... Sorry, you. Can you go home?" Maria timidly asked Jade.
8:12 PM
"No. It's fine if I stay here." Jade spoke confidently.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:12 PM
"Ah! Sorry for not telling you in advance, but Jade is in our group now. I assure you we won't make any trouble though and make sure to clean up after ourselves."
8:13 PM
"It's not Maria's fault at all, it's mine for not texting her last night. I apologize."
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"No. It's fine if I stay here." Jade spoke confidently.
"No, no it isn't dear. This isn't your home. Go home right now, and let these 2 do their work." Maria's mom. "Maria can leave instead. We can be the 2." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:14 PM
"No no it's alright Jade, we can talk this out. I'm sure Maria's mom will understand."
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"Ah! Sorry for not telling you in advance, but Jade is in our group now. I assure you we won't make any trouble though and make sure to clean up after ourselves."
"It's a matter of principle." Maria's mom.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:15 PM
"If it's too much for all three of us to be here, I would be happy to let Maria come over to my place. If that's something you're not comfortable with, however, we could work at a library or other public space instead." Lelouch is pulling out all of the politeness right now.
8:16 PM
As much as she would like to stay with Jade, it'd simply be too much to leave Maria out.
8:16 PM
And having Jade go home on her own is completely out of the question.
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Jade stood up and looked Maria's mom right in the eye defyingly. "Isn't it also a matter of principle to not kick invited guests out of your home?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:22 PM
Wow... She's so cute when she stands up for herself... I wish she'd look at me like that.....
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"Principles don't matter for strangers, they matter for raising your child. And don't act so impolitely to the owner of the house you're visiting, or being kicked out will be permanent." Maria's mom.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:27 PM
"It's alright, it's alright! No need to go to such drastic measures." Lelouch turns to Jade, "We've already done a lot of work today so how about we head home, get a good nights sleep, and work together at my place with Maria tomorrow?"
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"If you say so, Ms. Lelouch!" She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:32 PM
"I'm really sorry about this Maria and Ms. Stanley. I hope you don't think too lowly of us."
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"I-It's alright." Maria. "It's not." "Oh... Then I guess it isn't." Maria again.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:37 PM
"I'll just pack up my stuff then..." Lelouch starts doing this and mouths 'sorry' to Maria when her mom isn't looking.
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Jade helped Lelouch pack up. ((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2022 8:41 PM
🥳
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((Friday))
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Jade helped Lelouch pack up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 11:30 AM
Lelouch awkwardly went to leave. "Sorry again."
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"You don’t need to apologize, Ms. Lelouch." Jade. "Yes. Yes she does. Basic courtesy is basic courtesy." Maria's mom.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 11:56 AM
Lelouch starts getting a bit heated before calming herself back down. This is nothing compared to Shuichi anyways. "It'd alright Jade, really. Let's just get back home, you must be tired after working so hard today 💜 "
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They left the house as Maria awkwardly waved at them. Her mother shut the door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:04 PM
"God, what was up with that bitch. I can't believe poor Maria has to live with her..."
12:05 PM
"Hurting another girl's feelings, especially her own child! Lowest of the low."
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"People like her would benefit greatly from your wisdom, Ms. Lelouch. I know that if people were more like you, we’d live in a utopia."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 7/29/2022 12:07 PM
"Ah, that's so kind of you to say. I could say the same for you as well hauu"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:09 PM
"Hmmmm you know Jade. The way Maria's mom was treating her could be interpreted as her being a "bad guy", wouldn't you agree?"
12:11 PM
"I can't let Maria stay in that house with her! But if I try to pull anything she'd obviously recognize me. Those two at school though, Shawn and uhhh Kite. They did a good job helping us out, maybe they could do the same for her."
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"Don’t they hate you, Ms Lelouch? I think they’re the most evil of all."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:14 PM
"True, anyone to dislike me so much obviously can't be trusted." If I can get Shawn and Kite to take care of this, it'd be a win-win! I wouldn't have to worry about getting into any trouble and can continue taking care of Jade while those two can have the satisfaction of helping someone out! Maybe then they'd understand me more and not see me as evil.
12:14 PM
Oh, and of course Maria doesn't have to worry about being pushed around anymore.
12:15 PM
Huh. I really am the nicest friend someone could wish for.
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"Of course you are, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:24 PM
"Oh did I say that aloud?" Lelouch is taken aback for a second but then shrugs it off.
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"Say what out loud?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:34 PM
"It's nothing." Lelouch wouldn't actually mind telling Jade anything, she just doesn't feel like thinking/saying the same thing twice.
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"You can tell me anything that’s on your mind, Ms. Lelouch. I can be a very good listener."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 12:57 PM
"It's just... it's very frustrating on a personal level when I see parents that don't treat their children right. Especially when it's happening to Maria who's been nothing but sweet to everyone."
12:58 PM
"To be honest, if you weren't there I might've blown up. But I can't make you look bad by association can I?" (edited)
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"I’m sure someday everyone will learn to listen to you. Then you’ll be able to make them understand."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 1:05 PM
"Truly the ideal world." Lelouch paused. "Would you... would you please stay by side until then? And after as well?"
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"Of course. I’m with you forever, Ms. Lelouch. You’re my entire world."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:01 PM
Lelouch reached in to wholesomeemote hug her. "Thank you so much, Jade!"
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A car pulled over next to them. "Lelouch Maoziwam, get in."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:06 PM
Lelouch checks if she recognizes the car or driver.
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She does not
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:08 PM
"?!" Lelouch interrobangs.
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"If you don’t, good old Gus is gonna make a big mistake."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:15 PM
Gus? How do they know about Gus? No, the number one priority is keeping Jade safe. We need to run. But wait, if they wanted to hurt us wouldn't they have just dragged us in? Why are they only asking me then instead of forcing me. These must be different people from last time then. So maybe I should get in? No that's too much of a risk! If I run with Jade it's guaranteed safety unlike with Gus, who I'm sure can take care of himself. Ah, but what if they have guns or something?? They could just shoot at us if we try to move. Lelouch stands there thinking instead of doing anything. How could Lelouch do this this is probably the most brainpower she's used this entire campaign and it's not even that long of a thought. (edited)
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"Ms. Lelouch won’t risk her life to save a man." Jade stepped between Lelouch and the car.
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2:17 PM
"She’s not in danger. Hell, killing her'd be worse on me than on her." The guy in the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:18 PM
"Wait Jade be careful!" Lelouch stepped between Jade and the car previewemote. "If you want me to get in than explain yourself! Who are you and what do you want!"
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"You could consider me Mr. Amon's boss. And right about now, he’s about to get fired under the assumption you’re in danger. And I don’t mean normal fired, I mean the sleeping with the fishes kind. That’s the slang they show on your TVs, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 2:48 PM
"I don't think I've ever heard that one, no... I won't get in the car though until you can guarantee that Jade and I will be safe."
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"You’ll be safe. Just get in the car already."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 3:17 PM
This is the most stupid decision I'm going to make ever. "You okay with this, Jade?" (edited)
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"I am if you are."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 3:40 PM
Guess I'll die. "Let's get in then. Nothing will go wrong haha yeah."
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As soon as Lelouch got in, the car drove off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:00 PM
Lelouch started tapping the seat absentmindedly. "Sooo where are we going?"
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"Your apartment."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:01 PM
"Oh. Sweet."
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The car pulled over in front of the apartment. Gus is pointing a gun at Carolyn just outside the building.
4:19 PM
"Gus, you fucking idiotic moron." The guy in the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:22 PM
"Carolyn?!" Lelouch rushed out of the car. "Gus! What are you doing??"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:24 PM
Carolyn clasps her hands together and smiles at Lelouch "Ah, looks like everything worked out. Don't worry, Ms. Maoziwam. We just had a bit of a misunderstanding, nothing to be worried about."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:25 PM
"I can't believe you Gus! How could you act so rude towards this lovely woman!"
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"...What? Johnner, you had her?" Gus. "No, she was just out of town. You're really getting rusty here, Amon." The guy who is supposedly named Johnner exited the vehicle, and grabbed Gus by the collar. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:27 PM
"Ohh don't tell me this was because I was at Maria's."
4:27 PM
"I'm fine Gus, look. Now please apologize to Carolyn."
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:28 PM
"Oh, no, that's really not necessary. I didn't come under any harm, so it's all good. Thank you for the consideration, though."
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"Now, let's chat. Alone." Johnner. "You can't seriously leave her here with Blythe!" Gus "If you don't come right now, I will leave her here with her brains splattered against the pavement. Let's go." Johnner. (edited)
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"Oh, no, that's really not necessary. I didn't come under any harm, so it's all good. Thank you for the consideration, though."
Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:28 PM
"You do know guns are dangerous, right...?"
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"Don't trust her, Lelouch!" Gus was dragged away into the building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:29 PM
"Also please take care of the brain, I value it very much."
4:29 PM
"Oh, bye Gus! Have a nice night!"
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"You do know guns are dangerous, right...?"
Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:30 PM
"I'm sure he wasn't going to use it on me, he was just waving it around for intimidation. I suppose he could have misfired if he wasn't careful, but he seems more capable than that."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:30 PM
"Either way, I'm so terribly sorry that he did that. I'll talk to him and make sure it doesn't happen again."
4:32 PM
"Here why don't I make up for it by having you come over for dinner. Would you mind that, Jade?" Lelouch looks over to her. "Wait, you two haven't even met yet! Carolyn, this is Jade. Jade, this is Carolyn."
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Jade isn’t here.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:36 PM
"..."
4:36 PM
"Where's Jade??? Shit, I didn't leave her in the car did I."
4:36 PM
Lelouch checks the car I'm assuming it didn't disappear.
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1984 gif Jade never entered the vehicle. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:37 PM
Lelouch would have noticed this Lelouch wouldn't do this
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:38 PM
Carolyn looks confused for a moment, before a smile returns to her face "Ah, well, I wouldn't want to impose on you too much. But I suppose it would be rude to reject your kind offer. If you'll have me, then I'd be happy to join you and... uh, Jade, for dinner." Carolyn looks towards the car while saying Jade's name.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:40 PM
"I apologize again but it seems I made a huge blunder on my part. You see, I left Jade over close to my friend Maria's house and I'm extremely worried for her safety. Now if you don't mind me I'm probably going to have to steal this car to make sure she's safe considering I have no other method of transportation besides these legs of mine." (edited)
4:40 PM
"Unless... you wouldn't mind helping me out 🥺 "
4:41 PM
((rei try not to mix up words challenge))
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((Whoops sorry I mixed up "HAVING GAY SEX" with "have"))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:43 PM
((too relatable fr 😭 )) (edited)
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:44 PM
"Ah, I see. I understand your concern, but I wouldn't want you to be caught committing a crime. I would give you a ride instead, but I don't have a vehicle of my own. Though, even without a car, taking public transportation should be fast enough, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:48 PM
"Ideally I would like to go back the exact way I came in case she walked along the same roads, but waiting for a taxi would take too long and buses might take different routes... arghh maybe Gus can help. Or maybe I should just run??"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:51 PM
"Does Jade not have a cellphone you can contact her with?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:54 PM
"She doesn't, no."
4:56 PM
"I don't have the time to ride an elevator up a million floors dammit I guess I'll run! Sorry again Carolyn, I wish we could talk for longer but I need to find Jade."
4:56 PM
"Well, see you tomorrow." Lelouch waves and runs the way the car came.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/29/2022 4:57 PM
Carolyn waves back "It was nice seeing you again, good luck finding your friend!"
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((Yup))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 4:59 PM
Lelouch is runnign
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:16 PM
"Jade!! Jade!!!" Lelouch keeps calling her name while running.
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Jade was running towards Lelouch from the same direction.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:18 PM
"Jade!!" Lelouch practically tackles her with a hug. "I'm so sorry for leaving you that was terrible of me I'm so so so so sorry."
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"It’s alright Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:24 PM
"No it's not! They could've taken you again!"
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"I’m alright. You don’t need to worry about me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:27 PM
"But I do! And you need to worry about yourself too, okay? How are you supposed to stay by my side if you get kidnapped?"
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"Alright, I’ll make sure to always stay by your side from now on."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:38 PM
"Thank you, that makes me feel a lot better."
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((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/29/2022 5:55 PM
((🥳))
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((Session on Friday))
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"That’s my goal, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 8/5/2022 11:08 AM
" hauu "
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She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:22 AM
Lelouch returns the smile. Wholesome! "Well, let's get going. The middle of the street is hardly a fitting place for you to be in 💜 "
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"Of course. The only real place for me to be is with you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:27 AM
"I could say the same about you 💜 "
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"I’m sure you could." Jade started walking to Lelouch’s home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:32 AM
Lelouch walked with her no way.
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Eventually, they came across Gus going towards them. He had several bruises.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:37 AM
"Hello Gus! Did everything go well?"
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"...Sure." Gus didn't look her in the eye.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:39 AM
"That's great! Just, once again, please make sure you treat everyone nicely and don't point guns at everyone you see. You're lucky Carolyn is so sweet and didn't get angry."
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"Lelouch, I'm gonna tell you something. But I have to be sure you never do anything drastic about this." Gus.
11:40 AM
"Ms. Lelouch can do whatever she decides." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:42 AM
"I'm sure you can trust my judgment. When have I ever done something drastic when it isn't needed..."
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"...Never mind. Just don't trust Carolyn."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:44 AM
"You can't just tell me something like that with no concrete reason why. Unlike you, I've actually had a proper conversation with her."
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"You could call us coworkers. I know her better than you do, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:50 AM
"Source?"
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He sighed. "Lelouch, if anything happens to me... She'll go after you next."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 11:54 AM
"I really don't understand why you're freaking out over Carolyn. I bet she couldn't even hurt a fly. She wouldn't even let me steal a car earlier."
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"..." He didn't respond. "Just please... Don't trust her, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 8/5/2022 11:57 AM
Lelouch dioshrugs.
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They arrived at the apartment's lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:03 PM
Lelouch presses the up arrow for the elevator.
12:03 PM
Crazy!
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Gus and Jade both get in.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:06 PM
Lelouch presses the button for their floor.
12:06 PM
Wild!
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"Your father's out tonight. Feel free to go wild." Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:17 PM
"Sweet! Will you be going as well?"
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"No. I'm busy too. Just had to check up on you." Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:27 PM
"I hope you have a good night!"
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"You too." The elevator arrived at the penthouse.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:28 PM
Lelouch walks out of the elevator 🔥 She also checks what time it is. (edited)
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It's 6PM.
12:30 PM
Jade entered the penthouse.
12:30 PM
Gus left with the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:35 PM
"So Jade, I offered to have Carolyn come over for dinner before I realized you were missing. Would you be up to that tonight or would you rather wait till another time?" (edited)
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"I'm always up to eat with you, Ms. Lelouch." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:37 PM
"Well I know that of course, I simply wasn't sure how you'd feel about eating with Carolyn."
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"I don't mind."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:39 PM
"Great! I'll DM her real quick and see if she responds." (( https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980288731917455390/1005153633689665616 )) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:41 PM
MaoMao: I managed to find Jade! If you still haven't eaten, feel free to come over. Completely understandable if you're busy though, I didn't think I'd find her so quickly and still have time for dinner.
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"Heya!" An unfamiliar female voice came from behind Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:42 PM
12:42 PM
Lelouch puts up her phone in her pocket ((THIS IS A THING PEOPLE SAY ATMEY)). "Something up, Jade?" (edited)
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"Is there?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:43 PM
((bloop when you read this can you confirm this is an expression people say))
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Ehn/PC
"Is there?" Jade.
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:44 PM
"Was that not you?" Lelouch turns towards the UNFAMILIAR VOICE from Advehnt Guard.
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There is a cat.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:45 PM
12:45 PM
"?"
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"Hello, Lelouch!" The cat. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:45 PM
"????????????"
12:46 PM
"Holy shit no way."
12:46 PM
"CAT GIRL????|"
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"…What?" Jade.
12:47 PM
"I’m not a cat! I am Ehn!" The cat.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:47 PM
((HOW))
12:48 PM
"Hello Ehn!!"
12:48 PM
12:48 PM
Lelouch thinks this gif.
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"Who are you talking to?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:49 PM
Lelouch lifts Ehn. "Look Jade! A catgirl! Like the one in the show we watched this morning!"
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Lelouch’s hands go through the creature. "I’m not a cat or a catgirl! I am Ehn! Geez, you’re really not getting this."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:52 PM
"Woah!! Transparent cat girl!! That's so cool!"
12:54 PM
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"Whatever!" Ehn is exasperated. "I’ve come to make you a deal!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 12:56 PM
"Ooooh is it a deal that if I complete it you'll become human again?"
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"I’m not a human!" She looked legitimately angered.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:00 PM
1:00 PM
"Sorry! Sorry!"
1:00 PM
"Why do you want to make a deal then if not to become a beautiful catgirl?" (edited)
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"I’ll grant you a magical ability! And in exchange, you’ll owe me a favour."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:07 PM
"What's the favor?"
1:07 PM
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"I need you to pull a passcode from Shuichi Maoziwam's computer."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:10 PM
"A passcode? Well, if this helps screw with Shuichi I'd be happy to help you out."
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"Hurray! I knew you were the right person for this job!" Ehn.
1:12 PM
"Lelouch… Who are you talking to?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:12 PM
"Can you not see this guy?" Lelouch points at the cat.
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"What guy?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:16 PM
"Aw why can't she see you, Ehn?"
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"Don’t worry about it." Ehn ran over to Shuichi’s home office.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:17 PM
Lelouch follows. "Sorry Jade, this should only be a quick second."
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Jade followed anyway.
1:19 PM
There’s a big computer in the office.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:22 PM
((does lelouch know the password to this...))
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((No. But she can guess))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:48 PM
"Hmm... So you just want me to find the password for this thing?"
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"No, there’s a password in here I need!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:52 PM
"Man... oh well." Lelouch starts guessing passwords that she does not specify because she'd rather throw dice.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 1:53 PM
((9))
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Nothing works.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:01 PM
"Ughhh I can't come up with anything."
2:01 PM
"I know you don't really know Shuichi but do you have any ideas Jade?"
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"Have you considered putting words or names that were important to him?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:03 PM
"Well he still hasn't gotten over mom and Josh..." Lelouch tries typing variants of "Carmen" and "Josh". (edited)
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The name Carmen unlocks the computer.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:06 PM
"That's a shit password."
2:07 PM
"So uh. What am I supposed to do now, Ehn?"
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"Look for the passcode to a storage facility at (address)."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:12 PM
Lelouch does this.
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It’s just a bunch of numbers.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:15 PM
"Is this it?"
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"Yup! Thanks!"
2:18 PM
"As for your ability, it’s uh…" She looked around. "I can’t actually give it to you for some reason. Should be able to give it to someone else, though. Does your girlfriend mind?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:22 PM
"Hey Jade, would you mind having a cool ability?"
2:22 PM
"Wait what even is the ability."
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"I dunno! It’ll be stored in an object though, so keep it close."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:28 PM
"So it's similar to Madoka?"
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"What’s that?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:31 PM
"You know, the cute magical girl show!"
2:31 PM
"I never got past episode 2 though."
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"Anyway! I’ll now make the deal." Ehn. "Is that a cat?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:33 PM
"Yep!"
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"Okay, now let me find the ability…" Ehn looked around the room, searching for something.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:37 PM
"You can use my microwave. I hardly need it anymore after getting my fridge."
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"Here." Ehn stopped at a large bottle of Carmen's perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:40 PM
"..." Lelouch looks a bit hesitant.
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Jade grabbed it. "What does it do?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:46 PM
"It's just a perfume bottle."
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"Well, it can do a magic thing. I dunno what though, you'd have to test it." Ehn. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:48 PM
Lelouch shrugs as nonchalantly as she can. Completely normal and not awkward occurrence.
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Jade sprayed the perfume on herself. Nothing happened.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:54 PM
"?"
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"I don't want to test it on Ms. Lelouch... Should we go look outside?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:57 PM
"Sure 💜 "
2:58 PM
Lelouch starts going outside with Jade.
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Jade got in the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 2:59 PM
Lelouch did too and pressed the first floor. She tried her best to ignore the smell of the perfume. (edited)
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They arrived at the first floor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:02 PM
"Should we try here or outside?"
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There's no one in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:04 PM
Outside it is.
3:04 PM
Lelouch walks outside with the besties I'm assuming Ehn is still with them.
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Ehn is gone.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:07 PM
"Why must everyone disappear on me goddammit."
3:07 PM
"Oh well, let's test this thing out."
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Jade just sprayed a random person in the street.
3:10 PM
They stopped in their tracks.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:11 PM
"????"
3:11 PM
Lelouch went up to one of the people and waved her hand in front of their face. "Hello???"
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"Hello." They responded.
3:15 PM
"What did this perfume do to you?" Jade asked.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:17 PM
"Yeah, what she asked."
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"What? What perfume?" The guy.
3:18 PM
"Maybe we're supposed to test it ourselves? Do you have any ideas, Ms. Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:22 PM
"Uhhhh maybe it'll make him listen to us?" Lelouch thinks for a second and shifts her attention to The Guy. "You! Jump on one leg!"
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Nothing.
3:22 PM
"Do what Ms. Lelouch said!" Jade.
3:22 PM
The guy did it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:22 PM
"Damn I'm so good at this."
3:23 PM
"Nice job Jade 🔥"
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"Do everything Ms. Lelouch says. She's much smarter than me." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:23 PM
"Aw thanks but you're smart too 🥺 💜 "
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"Only because I know to listen to you, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:24 PM
"Omfg ily"
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"I love you too, Ms. Lelouch." Jade smiled. "Don't you wish everyone understood like me?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:27 PM
"This is perfect! We could actually achieve that now!"
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"Exactly! Just imagine it, a whole world of people who understand just how perfect you are. That's the world I want to live in."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:29 PM
"You're too sweet..."
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"But what do we do with the men...? It'd be kind of weird to take them too." Jade pointed to the guy.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:39 PM
"Hmmm well we can't just ask them to jump off a bridge. That could indirectly make another girl sad. Though I guess we could just make them happy."
3:40 PM
"Can you ask the guy to stop jumping?"
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The guy stopped jumping.
3:41 PM
"So he does listen to you now. Isn't that great, Ms. Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:42 PM
"It is! I didn't realize he'd keep listening to me."
3:43 PM
"I don't want to do anything too rash right now with this guy, but he could prove useful later."
3:44 PM
"Give me your number. I want you to act as if nothing happened here, but the moment you get a text from me at [INSERT NUMBER], I want you to do everything I say. Is that clear?"
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They nodded, and spoke their number.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:48 PM
Lelouch turned on her phone and added it to her contacts under "Perfume Guy #1"
3:48 PM
"That's all. Go back to your life now."
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He left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 3:50 PM
"Let's come up with a plan tomorrow! I'm getting a bit tired and we haven't even eaten dinner yet."
3:51 PM
"Carolyn never answered either so we can just hang out on our own."
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"Of course! I'd love to hang out with you, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 8/5/2022 3:54 PM
" legithappy " Lelouch walks into the apartment lobby and goes up the elevator with Jade.
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Jade followed.
4:00 PM
They arrived back at the penthouse.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:00 PM
"I'll go make us dinner. Feel free to put something on the TV if you'd like!"
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Jade pulled up Aikatsu on the TV.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:03 PM
Lelouch grabs a box of Goatmeal Creme Pies Cereal (Crispy Goatmeal Puffs with a Creme Coating) and some milk from the fridge. She then realized that she forgot the bowls and spoons and got those. She then poured some Goatmeal Creme Pies Cereal (Crispy Goatmeal Puffs with a Creme Coating) into both bowls, poured the milk, put the Goatmeal Creme Pies Cereal (Crispy Goatmeal Puffs with a Creme Coating) back as well as the milk, and then brought both bowls of cereal (Goatmeal Creme Pies Cereal (Crispy Goatmeal Puffs with a Creme Coating)) to the table in front of the tv. (edited)
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((What the fuck))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:04 PM
((i'm telling you this is the best fucking cereal ive ever found from google images))
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"Thank you Ms. Lelouch! It looks delicious!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:16 PM
"I'm glad!"
4:17 PM
Lelouch ate the cereal while watching Aikatsu with the gf. Another ideal day.
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"I get the feeling that today is the first day of the greatest period in the world."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:21 PM
"I'm so happy that I'll be able to achieve that greatness with you. You truly are the most perfect gf anyone could ask for!"
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"But only you deserve to ask for it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:24 PM
"You deserve the world as well, Jade. Ask for anything and I'll do everything I can to get it done."
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"The only thing I want is your happiness."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:26 PM
"Well it looks like you've already gotten what you wanted." Lelouch smiled at her. "Thank you."
4:27 PM
"I can't wait to spread our happiness with everyone else."
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"Of course."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:39 PM
Lelouch happily finished eating dinner. "I think I'm going to head to bed now if that's alright with you."
4:39 PM
This is definitely not because Rei in real life is getting tired.
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"Should we share the bed again today?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 4:51 PM
"Sure 💜 "
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Jade finished, and did the dishes.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 5:04 PM
"Oh, thank you!" Lelouch turned off the TV and got ready for bed.
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Jade also did this. She only has 1 pair of clothes though so I imagine she also sleeps in those, and also doesn’t have toothbrushes or anything. Not much work to do
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 5:09 PM
Lelouch noticed this. "Wait! Here take a pair of my clothes." She also goes and grabs a new toothbrush because you should always have a backup for everything.
5:09 PM
"Tomorrow I can take you to the store so you can have clothes of your own."
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"That sounds great! Thank you, Ms. Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 5:12 PM
"No problem 💜 Though really... you can drop the Ms."
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"But you deserve an impressive title."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 5:17 PM
"Perhaps from others, but you're a key part of making my dream come true. I want us to be equals who can trust each other."
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"Thank you, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/5/2022 5:21 PM
"O-Of course. Although you did it again..."
5:22 PM
"I'm going to bed now though." Lelouch yawns.
5:22 PM
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"Goodnight!" They went to sleep. (edited)
5:28 PM
((The chapter ends.)) (edited)
5:33 PM
((Lelouch Ch4 gonna be terrifying))
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4: Almighty Grasp
12:08 PM
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch woke up the next day.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:03 PM
Lelouch sure is awake. She checked to see if Jade was up yet.
2:05 PM
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Jade is not up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:15 PM
Aww she's so cute 💜 Lelouch quietly gets up as to not disturb Jade. She does her daily routine of eating breakfast but with the added bowl. No more eating while holding open doors! She looks at her different boxes of cereal and grabs the MEGA SIZE Cinnamon Goast Crunch. Surely this should be able to last awhile due to its MEGA SIZE size. She then DOESN'T forget the bowls and spoons, gets the milk, and then pours the cereal into both bowls. She stops herself from pouring the milk after realizing the MEGA SIZE Cinnamon Goast Crunch could get soggy if Jade doesn't wake up soon. Wait, is it even right to call it MEGA SIZE if that refers to the box? Surely the cereal itself isn't that big... While thinking this, Lelouch sets both bowls down in front of the tv and waits for Jade to wake up while making sure she has all of her and Jade's school Stuff (: stuff :) ready in her bag.
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Yawning
2:22 PM
Jade got up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:23 PM
"Good morning cutie!~"
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"Hudydjcidgdjckfjfkgkcucn."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:27 PM
"Shcysygwiwnwjwknwmwlwiush 💜💜💜"
2:28 PM
"I have 💜 Cereal 💜 " Lelouch hauus.
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"I love cereal."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:30 PM
"I love you too."
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"Oh, is your name cereal?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:31 PM
"Hyeah." Lelouch is still hauuing and not actually particularly listening.
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"Oh, okay. So should we eat you for breakfast, Ms. Cereal?" Completely genuine response.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:34 PM
Lelouch smiles and nods. Completely head in the clouds response. She really is the most perfect gf..... Hauuu...
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Jade did the Ruruka chin lift. I don’t know why this is tied to Ruruka but this is the joke now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:38 PM
"ShbhshwjHWNDBEB 💜💜💜💜💜💜"
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"Could I have a bite?"
2:42 PM
Lelouch's phone gets a notification
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:48 PM
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((This made more sense in VC))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:49 PM
((wtf don't say this it must be incomprehensible))
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((It literally is incomprehensible))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:50 PM
((THANK god))
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"Could I have a bite?"
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 2:52 PM
"Of course ☺️" Lelouch attempts to grab Jade's bowl of cereal while still having the Ruruka Chin Lift happen.
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Jade lets go to take the cereal.
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Lelouch's phone gets a notification
This happens btw in case you missed it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:05 PM
Lelouch doesn't notice this of course.
3:05 PM
Simply too in love with the gf.
3:11 PM
Lelouch gets the milk (again) and pours it into her and Jade's bowls. "I hope you enjoy your breakfast!"
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"Thank you! I hope you do too!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:15 PM
"Any meal is enjoyable when it's with you 💜"
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"Thank you!" She started eating.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:20 PM
Lelouch turns on the tv and puts on Yuri is My Job! episode 1 and starts eating her MEGA SIZE Cinnamon Goast Crunch. (edited)
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Jade finishes eating.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:25 PM
Lelouch does as well. "Hey Jade, what if we could live in a world like this one where we could live happily as cute school girls in a yuri anime....."
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"That would be amazing, Ms. Cereal! Should we get more girls involved? With my new ability, I can get anyone to help you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:35 PM
"Oh, that's right! We could reenact and create practically any world we want!"
3:36 PM
"Why the Ms. Cereal though?"
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"You said that was your name."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:42 PM
"I did...? Huh, I guess it wouldn't be a bad name."
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"So is it Lelouch or Cereal, Ms. Cerouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:45 PM
"Nfjneejndm It's Lelouch."
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"Okay, Ms. Lelouch!" They finish cerealing out.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:52 PM
This happens. "Would you like to go to school today or test the limits of your new perfume-power-thing?"
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"Why don't we do both?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 3:59 PM
"Oooh good idea!"
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"Thank you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:09 PM
"Well I'm ready to go whenever you are!" Do not question when Lelouch got changed for school this simply happened off screen.
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Jade got ready onscreen to represent their complex character parallels. "Okay I'm ready now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:11 PM
((Woah... deep...))
4:12 PM
"Let's go then 💜" Lelouch goes to school with the (bunny girl) gf.
4:12 PM
Don't say this didn't happen this did happen.
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Shuichi Maoziwam is in the apartment, for note.
4:14 PM
Do you really want to just walk out.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:14 PM
I (microreive) forgot this fact.
4:15 PM
"Hey Jade, before we leave do you think you could use that perfume on Shuichi? I don't think he'd appreciate finding out you were here this whole time otherwise."
4:16 PM
"Based on that one guy we used it on, you should be able to ask him to do several things. I just hope it doesn't wear off or anything..."
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"Do you really want to spread your happiness to him of all people?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:19 PM
"Of course not, but it would be the simplest solution to making sure you don't get kicked out of this place."
4:19 PM
"Plus it's practically the only way I can get him to listen to me."
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"If you're sure." She readied the perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:24 PM
Lelouch nodded. I'll make up for this by spreading my happiness to even more people.
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Jade exited the room, and approached the dining room. "Why the hell are you holding perfume like it's a weapon of mass destruction." Gus was in the way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:27 PM
((why would you not))
4:28 PM
"Oh! Hello Gus I didn't expect to see you here."
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"I'll be walking you to school today, it's basically tradition at this point. Follow me." Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:31 PM
"Well alright then." Lelouch gestured at Jade to put the perfume away don't ask me how she exactly does this.
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Jade put it away.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:33 PM
Lelouch mizukithumbsups.
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Are they following?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:35 PM
Yep they do this.
4:35 PM
Kinda built like following people on Twitter.
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Gus entered the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:37 PM
Lelouch does this and makes sure Jade does as well. She does NOT need her to leave her sight and go missing again.
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Jade also entered.
4:38 PM
Gus hit the ground floor button, and the elevator sure did descend.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:39 PM
This is so hype.
4:39 PM
Lelouch doesn't hit all of the buttons SORRY.
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"...How are you feeling, Lelouch?" Gus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:44 PM
"I'm feeling great!"
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"That's good." He paused. "You know... This might sound weird, but... I've never had a daughter. Much of any family, really. But when I take care of you for Mr. Maoziwam, I almost feel like I do have one."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 4:49 PM
"Aw Gus... You certainly do act as a much better father than Shuichi ever has."
4:50 PM
"I really appreciate you going out of your way to help Jade and I, even if I still don't quite approve of how you treated Carolyn."
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"I see... Thanks." He made a brief smile. "Sorry for forcing that on you suddenly. Just worried sometimes." The elevator arrived at the ground floor, and he stepped off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 5:00 PM
"There's really no need to worry about me. Jade and I are doing wonderfully together 💜 " Lelouch also stepped off.
5:00 PM
Please don't 1984 gif Jade stayed on the elevator.
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Jade IS still following.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/13/2022 5:01 PM
THANK god.
5:02 PM
Metanarrative about watching Jade's every move obsessively.
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They all went to Belto Shelk school yup.
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((Saturday))
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They arrived at school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:14 PM
This happened yup. I'm assuming they're on time?
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They are.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:15 PM
Lelouch waves bye to Gus and DOESN'T hold open the door for all the girls while eating cereal from her bag. Instead she opens it only for Jade and then walks inside with her. She doesn't eat cereal from her bag for hopefully obvious reasons.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:15 PM
Lelouch waves bye to Gus and DOESN'T hold open the door for all the girls while eating cereal from her bag. Instead she opens it only for Jade and then walks inside with her. She doesn't eat cereal from her bag for hopefully obvious reasons.
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Jade cheerfully followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:28 PM
Lelouch walked to class with Jade.
Ehn/PC pinned a message to this channel. 8/20/2022 2:30 PM
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Shawn and Kite are absent.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:42 PM
Lelouch notices Maria when she arrives to class. Oh yeah... now with our new ability we can help her out! No need to ask Shawn and Kite to do it either anymore. I'll be sure to save her from that awful mother of hers. Lelouch then realizes that the two are absent and shrugs to herself. Dio VLR behavior.
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The teacher comes in and starts giving the lecture. I don’t have Wikipedia open rn I’ll fill in the blanks later.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:53 PM
Lelouch DISCREETLY whispers to Jade. "Hey, what if as our first mission of sorts we get Maria's mom out of her life? It could work as a test as well to see how long the effects of the perfume last. If it works, Maria finally won't have to live with that disgrace of a mother..."
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"Good idea! You’re a genius, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 2:57 PM
"I'm glad that you like it ☺️ I'll ask her if we can come over to 'apologize' to her mother after class."
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The teacher writes Pallet Collar on the board.
3:00 PM
"A pallet collar is a type of wooden packaging that works together with a classic wooden pallet or custom pallets. The main difference in comparison to a normal wooden box is the possibility to collapse a pallet collar when not in use. As such pallet collars have helped solve a problem in logistics. Pallet collars have increased in popularity worldwide in the past 20 years, with approximately 20,000,000 new collars manufactured each year worldwide. Each of the pallet collars is stacked on one another to form a box type of packing, but because of the convenient design they provide several important benefits that have high value in the storage and transportation industry."
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3:01 PM
"This is so boring... I wish we could learn about you instead." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:03 PM
"Maybe one day... though I guess it's less of a 'maybe' now?"
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"What are we waiting for?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:06 PM
"Well we can't just pull out that perfume in the middle of class. We don't even know if the effect is permanent! Let's take this one step at a time to ensure nothing goes wrong."
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"Alright. You're clearly much smarter than me, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:07 PM
"I just want to make sure we can succeed in achieving our vision 💜 "
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"To provide better transportation opportunities for more types of products, pallet collars were introduced to the market and followed the increased use of classic wooden pallets as a result of the growing popularity of containerized transportation on sea and land. Design A single pallet collar consists of four or six wooden boards (plastic boards are also used) and four or six metallic hinges that are used to hold the boards together. These hinges allow every pallet collar to collapse in order to save space, which is one of the most important factors in successful logistics. Pallet collars work together with classic and different types of pallets. Benefits of pallet collars Pallet collar dividers Pallet collars are practical for transporting heavy goods, such as paving stones . When quality pallet collars are used in the right way it is possible to optimise space in both warehouses and when they are transported. They provide fast and easy handling and assembling. Also, the access to the goods that are stored is ensured to be faster and easier. When pallet collars are not used and there are no products in this packaging it is possible to collapse them. In comparison to wooden boxes, these save up to more than 80% of space. Different types of products can be stored on pallets without the pallet collars, but they are still used in order to ensure safe multi-level both shelf and non-shelf storage which ensures warehouse optimisation. Using pallet collars make it possible to store more types of products on pallets which would usually be stored in classic wooden boxes. For example, different friable products can be stored when a customised pallet is used.[citation needed]"
3:15 PM
"Pallet collars construction It also ensures the usage of pallet collars that differ in heights and sizes in order to adjust the needed capacity of every individual packaging. Standardisation Standard pallet collars are manufactured in four heights: 100, 200, 300 and 400 mm. By using the needed heights and combining them together it is possible to closely match every single package to particular products. Three standard sizes are manufactured: 600x800, 800x1200 and 1000x1200 mm. These standard sizes complement the majority of most commonly used standard pallets. Customisation In order to provide quality working conditions and efficiency it is possible to manufacture any custom height and size, which can provide precise packaging for any type of products. Hinges can be customised too in order to provide better working conditions. For example, one side of the collar may open as a door, to provide easy access to stored goods. Materials Standard pallet collars are manufactured from plywood, which provides the necessary quality. OSB or plastic pallet collars are also often used. Each of the materials has advantages and disadvantages. Avoiding risks To form the needed packaging from pallet collars, only collars from one manufacturer should be stacked on one another. While the majority of manufacturers use standard sizes, minor differences can occur due to the technology used in manufacturing. Such differences can cause significant safety issues."
3:15 PM
"Creative uses Used pallet collars are becoming popular for a variety of uses, following the popularization of pallets for many creative uses. One of the most immediate and obvious uses for pallet collars are as instant garden beds. The gardener can stack the pallet collars as high as needed and fill them with soil. They can be stacked and filled as steps and retaining walls. Pallet collars are an inexpensive material for a variety of uses.[citation needed] See also Palletizer International Standards For Phytosanitary Measures No. 15 (ISPM 15) - regulation of wood packaging material in international trade"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:18 PM
Lelouch ignores this lmao
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The teacher finishes her lecture and leaves.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:20 PM
((half of #lelouch-maoziwam is lelouch ignoring or not noticing things. this is because shes the only sane person in this incoherent world))
3:21 PM
((is this the only class of the day))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:28 PM
"Maria, can I talk to you for a minute?" Lelouch asks this 👍
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"Oh, uh... Of course." Maria. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:56 PM
"Look, I feel really bad about what happened with your mother, and I was hoping Jade and I could come over to properly apologize to her."
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"Oh, I don't think that's a good idea... She doesn't really like unannounced visitors, even if they're kind."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 3:58 PM
“We technically wouldn’t be visiting, just saying sorry and then leaving. We won’t even step a foot inside your home.”
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"Sorry, I still think-" Maria was interrupted by Jade spraying her in the face with the perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:07 PM
((pro gamer move))
4:11 PM
“J-Jade! What do you think you’re doing??” Lelouch is taken aback for a second but calms down. “Wait, no, I can make this work. Thanks Jade.” She turns to Maria. “Take us to your mother.” She then waits for her to respond before remembering that that doesn’t in fact work without Jade telling her to do what she says. “Could you tell her to listen to me please?”
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"Listen to everything Ms. Lelouch tells you to do without question." Jade. "Alright." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:12 PM
Lelouch repeats what she told Maria before.
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"Alright." Maria walked out of the class.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:14 PM
Lelouch followed her with Jade.
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Maria took them out of school, and walked toward her home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:20 PM
“So Maria, why is it that you put up with a mother like yours? You deserve so much better!”
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"I don't exactly have any other choice."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:28 PM
“Well you won’t have to worry about her for long 💜
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"Are you going to kill her?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:34 PM
“I wouldn’t go that far unless you wanted me to. Honestly, I haven’t thought too far ahead, but I was simply thinking of having her leave the city and country or something.”
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"But then I'd be stuck with my dad."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:37 PM
“Is he as bad as your mom?”
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"Mom says he's worse."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:37 PM
Poor Maria, having not only one terrible parent but two…
4:39 PM
“Look, I’ll get rid of them both and I’ll find somewhere else for you to stay.” Perhaps Carolyn could help me out since it’s not like I can keep her and Jade both in the apartment.
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"I don't want to be alone."
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"You can come stay with us. Ms. Lelouch is very accommodating." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:42 PM
“Is that really alright with you Jade?” If I was able to be with Maria at home a few weeks ago I’d be ecstatic, but I don’t want to sacrifice my time with the gf… (edited)
4:43 PM
“We could leave her with Carolyn as well. I’m sure she’d be nothing but kind to her.”
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"I'm not selfish." Jade,
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:48 PM
“W-well it’s not selfish! It’s just that I uh. I like my alone time with you as much as I also like the thought of helping Maria… I wouldn’t be saying this anyways if I didn’t think Carolyn would treat her right!!”
4:48 PM
“But if you don’t think the same then I guess there’s no problem taking her in.”
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"Of course I value my alone time with you. I just know the world would be better if more people could be with you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:52 PM
“If you say so… I guess we’ll definitely have to get Shuichi out of the picture since I doubt I could pull off sneaking you both in, even with Gus’s help.”
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They arrived at Maria's home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 4:54 PM
“So Maria, what do you want us to do with your parents? Is your dad even home right now?”
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"He usually is, but he's been busy lately. And... Can't you just leave me with them?" Maria. "No." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:12 PM
Lelouch nodded. “What she said. They won’t give you the happy life you should have.”
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"Then can you just make her let me go, and that's it?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:16 PM
“Well I could, but then wouldn’t she need some form of punishment? Anything to pay back for how she’s treated you? I want you to tell me the truth, don’t you feel any anger towards her?”
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"No."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:18 PM
“No?? So you’re telling me that she’s made it to seem like what she does is normal? Disgusting.”
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"Exactly." Maria. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:21 PM
((is it jade or maria saying this?))
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((No way to know))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:21 PM
((wild))
5:24 PM
“You agree yet you still aren’t able to laugh, cry, and get angry?? You really are too perfect and kind for your own good. At least I’m here to appreciate you while your parents don’t.”
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"I was agreeing with her being normal." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:28 PM
((i can read))
5:28 PM
((sorry i lied i can’t actually))
5:29 PM
((I JUST REALIZED THE JOKE OF THE NAME MARIA I HATE AG UUUUUUUU))
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"I was agreeing with her being normal." Maria.
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:30 PM
“It’s not, Maria. It’s really not.”
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"..." Awkward silence from Maria. "Repeat what Ms. Lelouch said." Jade. "It's not normal." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:37 PM
“I don’t have the best family life either Maria, so believe me when I say that I know what it’s like. But we can support each other, and I’ll make sure to give you something much greater than what you currently have.”
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"Alright." Maria.
5:38 PM
Jade walked up to the house's front door and knocked.
5:43 PM
Maria's mother opened the door. "You 2 again? I told you-" Jade sprayed her. "Obey every command Lelouch gives you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:43 PM
“Answer me. Where is Maria’s father?”
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"He's dead." Maria's mom. "She means her father." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:44 PM
“Oh, you two have the same name?”
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"Yes." Both Marias.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:47 PM
5:47 PM
“Where is your husband, then.”
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"I don’t know." Maria Sr. ((1984 gif you cannot meet Ouroboros Stanley))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:49 PM
((this is so fucked up))
5:50 PM
“How can we find him?”
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"I don’t know. He doesn’t usually interact with anyone." Maria Sr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:53 PM
“When will he arrive back here?”
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"I don’t know." Maria Sr.
5:55 PM
"If he doesn’t pay attention to Maria, we can just take her." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:57 PM
“I’m just worried about him possibly calling the police… Perhaps we can have her mother call him saying she’s leaving on a trip with her?”
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"We’re taking Maria Sr. as well?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 5:59 PM
“Of course not. It’d just be so he doesn’t question their whereabouts.” (edited)
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"Where would she be then?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 6:23 PM
“I’m still not quite sure what I’ll do with her…”
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"Are you planning to torture her?" Jade. "Please don’t torture me." Maria Sr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 6:26 PM
“No, no need for torture. Maria Sr., I want you to admit to Maria that how you’ve treated her has been awful.”
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"How I’ve treated you has been awful. Even if you’re painfully indecisive." Maria Sr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 6:28 PM
“How is indecisiveness a reason to treat your child terribly??”
6:29 PM
“Apologize for that as well! You have no right to be harsh on your daughter and look down on her!”
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"I’m sorry for calling you painfully indecisive, even if it’s true." Maria Sr.
6:30 PM
"You’re just making her say that." Maria Jr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 6:50 PM
“No, tell her! Apologize for not being a worthy mother. And mean it! Reflect on your actions!”
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"I’m sorry for not being a worthy mother." Maria Sr. "Please just stop it!" Maria Jr. "Do not question Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:10 PM
“I won’t stop! I need you to see that you won’t be happy here. You can’t be happy here! This woman stands here admitting that she was awful to you yet still shows no remorse. She still goes out of her way to point out your nonexistent flaws! I need you to see that and remember it so you won’t regret it later when I take you in!”
7:10 PM
“I’m doing this for you, Maria.”
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"Why not simply force her to accept it?" Jade. "You have the ability."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:14 PM
“That would be the same as giving up on her, but I refuse to do that now. I believe in Maria.”
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"It doesn't matter how Maria feels about this. You can decide how she feels. That was the whole point of this ability! To make sure you could help everyone!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:20 PM
“That would be like treating her as her mother though, like all those scumbags we’re going to take care of. She still deserves to have the freedom of feeling unlike them.”
7:21 PM
“Look, if it gets that point I’ll tell her to accept it, but as it is now I believe she can come to terms on this by herself.”
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"She'll never believe it, Ms. Lelouch. Your words are more impactful without using a proxy." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:24 PM
“Maria, is what she is saying true?”
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"Yes." Both Marias.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:26 PM
“I see…”
7:32 PM
“I’m sorry for wasting your time then, Jade.” Lelouch took a deep breath. “Maria. Uh, Maria Jr., I mean. Accept that your mother is an unfit parent. Accept that the life you lived here was not one that you should’ve had. Accept that your future life with Jade and I will be a happy one that’s much preferable to the one you had here. I will make sure to create a world that you can enjoy living. Trust me.
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"My mother is an unfit parent. The life I lived here was not one that I should have had. My future life with you and Jade will be a happy one that's much preferable to the one I had here. You will create a world that I can enjoy living. I trust you." Maria Jr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:39 PM
"It... it really is that easy, huh. Well it seems like we're done with Maria then." Lelouch turned to Maria Sr. "Text your husband that you and your daughter are on some trip out of the country. Say whatever you need to as long as you're sure he'll believe it. Then travel wherever you want but don't come back. Do not contact your daughter or husband. Live the rest of your life remembering how shitty you were to her and how you will not be forgiven for it."
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"Understood." Maria Sr. entered the house.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 7:51 PM
"It's uncanny how easy it is."
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"What now, Ms. Lelouch?" Jade smiled like everything went back to normal. "There you are." Gus pulled up to the house in a car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:11 PM
"Oh! Hello Gus!"
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"Hanging out with more friends?" He doesn’t seem to be in a great mood.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:16 PM
"About that, I was going to take in my friend Maria here. Would you be able to help out like you have been with Jade?"
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"Yeah. But I think you need to come with me somewhere first."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:17 PM
"Can they come with?" (edited)
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"…" He took a moment. "Sure."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:19 PM
"Alright then." Lelouch opened the car door for Jade and Maria and then got in herself.
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All 3 got in, but who’s riding shotgun?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:22 PM
Lelouch is because she's cool like that.
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The car drives to the hospital.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:23 PM
"Uhhh why are we going to the hospital? What happened??"
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"I’d rather not elaborate in front of them. I guess Jade already knows, but…" He gives Lelouch a guilty look.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:26 PM
"Gus, who is it that's in there."
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"Sophie Wight."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:29 PM
"Sophie?? Is she alright?? What happened to her??"
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"If you’ll recall, they took you trying to get her. I told em she was off-limits. You’d get hurt if she died. Their solution was to kidnap her until they got permission to kill her or were able to arrange a replacement to fool you. She didn’t agree to those ‘terms'." He got out of the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:33 PM
"She's not dead though? Or else she wouldn't be here. Right?"
8:33 PM
Lelouch is also getting out of the car I'm guessing the others are too.
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Maria is waiting in the car but Jade is following.
8:35 PM
Gus led them into the hospital. "She’s here to see Sophie Wight."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:36 PM
Actually before that happens Lelouch tells Maria to come with them. Wouldn't want her getting kidnapped or something.
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Maria follows then.
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Gus led them into the hospital. "She’s here to see Sophie Wight."
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:40 PM
Lelouch follows him yep. She's anxious for obvious reasons.
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The hospital staff brought them to a patient room. "She’s right in here." Sophie was unconscious, and covered in those intense medical supplies like IV tubes, blood transfusion packs, and breathing cables. That kind of thing. "We don’t know when she’ll wake up. If ever." Hospital staff.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:45 PM
((this is just like in [INSERT ANIME WITH CUTE GIRLS HERE]))
8:46 PM
"Gus, how did she get like this?? You talked to the people who hurt her, right? Where are they??"
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"The person who did this to her, apparently, is Sam Kidink. He’s on the run now." Gus. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:48 PM
((NCNDEKFDKNE))
8:48 PM
((NO FUCKING WAY THATS SAM KIDINK RIGHT THERE IN THE LELOUCH CHANNEL))
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((You’ve met Sam))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:49 PM
((i know but still i didn't expect that lmao))
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((:troll:))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:50 PM
"Sam Kidink? The name sounds so familiar but I can't quite place it... We have to find him!"
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"I have to find him. As for now, everyone should back off from her. The world's quieting down now. So… Enjoy your days. I’ll handle all the difficult stuff."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 8:56 PM
"I'm sorry Gus but you said you were going to make sure she didn't get hurt and now she's ended up in this condition. If I come with you, I can both help and not have to worry."
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"I’m sorry."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:03 PM
"No... you're right. I just need a second." Lelouch sits down on one of those hospital visitor chair things that exist. Sophie was the last person this Sam kid hurt, but it's not like anything worse can happen as long as I keep an eye on Jade and Maria. If I stay with them and let Gus handle things, we can continue working towards the perfect world without much risk. The downside is that I can't find Sam myself, but there's more to the world than only Sophie now. I have to think about everybody.
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Lelouch received the message in #carolyn-and-lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:15 PM
Lelouch snaps out of her thoughts and briefly checks her phone. That's right... there's still people like Carolyn out there. I can't focus only on Sophie whenever I'm so close to greatness. Lelouch got up from the chair. "I trust you to find this Sam, Gus. I'll stay with Jade and Maria so please, do your best to find him and pay him back for hurting Sophie."
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"Alright." The traces of a smile rose. "Do you need a ride home?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:16 PM
"I would appreciate that, thank you." Lelouch smiled back.
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Gus headed back to the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:18 PM
Lelouch did with Maria and Jade as well.
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((I’m sorry for making you insecure about this.)) (edited)
9:18 PM
Gus drove back to the apartment complex.
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((I’m sorry for making you insecure about this.)) (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:19 PM
((Lmao don't worry it's funny because of the previously mentioned joke of metanarrative. This is intentional now))
9:19 PM
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Gus drove back to the apartment complex.
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:20 PM
Complex? I find it quite simple. Lelouch thinks this
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Jade agrees but doesn’t say this or think this because Lelouch didn’t say it out loud.
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9:22 PM
Gus stopped in front of the complex yup. "You need help getting up to your room?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:28 PM
"No, we're good. Shuichi isn't home right now, is he?" (edited)
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"He is."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:30 PM
"Damn. It is what it is I guess."
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"So do you need that help?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:31 PM
"I'll handle it, thanks though."
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"Alright. Goodnight, Lelouch." Maria and Jade got out of the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:33 PM
"Night." Lelouch got out and 👋d.
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He waved back and drove away.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:36 PM
"Alright guys, I got a message from Carolyn earlier asking if I wanted to go out for dinner with her. I didn't want to respond right away in case you both weren't feeling up to it, though."
9:36 PM
"I think it'd be nice for you to meet her."
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"I'm fine with whatever you want, Ms. Lelouch. So is Maria."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:39 PM
"Well I'd like to go so I guess that's decided 💜 " Lelouch pulled out her phone. (( https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980288731917455390/1010725134170071140 )) (edited)
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No immediate response.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:44 PM
Fucked up. Lelouch thinks this.
9:45 PM
"She hasn't responded yet so we may as well go inside. Jade, if anything goes wrong I'll need you to be prepared to use that perfume."
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"Alright." Jade nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:47 PM
Lelouch went inside and up the elevator with the besties. (edited)
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Jade panicked suddenly. "It's not here!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:54 PM
"The perfume??"
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"It's gone! I had it back at the hospital, I'm sure!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:56 PM
“Shit… Gus shouldn’t have gotten too far. I’ll call him and he can drive us back.”
9:56 PM
Lelouch calls Gus 👍
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The elevator opened on the penthouse.
9:59 PM
((Session end))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 10:00 PM
((image of peter griffin in front of the door and lelouch walks in with two bunny girls))
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((Saturday))
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The elevator opened on the penthouse.
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Lelouch calls Gus 👍
Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:35 PM
Lelouch is still doing this.
5:35 PM
And also stays in the elevator and presses the button for the lobby.
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He doesn’t pick up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:37 PM
"What the fuck, Gus!! Pick up!!" Lelouch keeps trying to call him.
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The line is occupied.
5:38 PM
The elevator descends down to the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:39 PM
"Goddammit! Jade why did you leave that out of your sight!? You know how important it is!!"
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"I’m sorry, Ms. Lelouch!" She got down on her knees and begged. "Please forgive me!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:43 PM
"Just get up! Where did you last have it?"
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She got up. "I’m sure I had it when I was in the car."
5:45 PM
The elevator opened on Carolyn Blythe in the lobby.
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Carolyn Blythe 8/19/2022 4:04 PM
Carolyn_Blythe: I'm sorry I couldn't make it yesterday, I'm not used to checking for messages on here. I was wondering if you'd be fine having dinner together today instead? Maybe we could go out to eat at a restaurant, if you're not busy.
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((This message is sent chronologically much later than Lelouch's current time. I’ll tell you when it catches up))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/20/2022 9:40 PM
MaoMao: Hello! Today would be great. Are you okay with me bringing two of my friends though? They're staying over at my place since they have nowhere else to go, and I'm hesitant to leave them there alone.
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They’re all in the lobby yup.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:54 PM
"O-oh! Hello Carolyn!" Lelouch tried her best to smile.
5:54 PM
Also she is walking out of the elevator because that's what people do. I think.
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 5:55 PM
Carolyn looks a bit surprised, and looks over her shoulder before responding "Ah, I wasn't expecting to run into you so soon... I saw your message, I assume these are the two friends you mentioned? I'm perfectly fine with them joining us, don't worry about that." (edited)
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"Are you Carolyn?" The green haired girl looked at her carefully.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:55 PM
"Thank you. I was actually wondering though, you haven't happened to run into Gus, have you?"
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 5:57 PM
Carolyn responds to the green haired girl "Yes, I'm Carolyn. Carolyn Blythe, to be specific. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of finding out your name." she then turns to Lelouch "And, well... Yes, I have seen him today. Why, did something happen?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 5:59 PM
"That's Jade. And yes, something did in fact happen and I need to find Gus as soon as possible. I would greatly appreciate it if you could tell me where you last saw him."
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Jade nods at her name being said(she’s Jade).
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:02 PM
Carolyn takes a moment to respond "...My apologies, but I don't think I'll be very helpful when it comes to this. The last I saw of him was when he dropped me off somewhere, I assume he would be long gone by now. I didn't ask where he was going after."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:05 PM
"It's fine, thank you anyways." Lelouch 🙂s. "I'll just keep calling him until he picks up."
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:06 PM
"I was actually meaning to ask, if it isn't prying too much, what is your relationship with Gus? He seems to really care about you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:08 PM
"Sorry, I would love to keep talking but now isn't a great time." Lelouch then walks towards the door to the outside while calling Gus' number.
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:10 PM
Carolyn calls out as Lelouch begins to leave "Oh, are we still on for dinner tonight? Sorry to be a bother, I just want to make sure."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:11 PM
"If things work out, yes. I'll DM you on Twitter when I find him."
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:12 PM
"Thank you, I'll keep an eye out. And I wish you luck... Just, if you would, please don't tell him about our plans, okay?"
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"Why not?" Jade.
6:13 PM
The 3rd girl is passively observing.
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:14 PM
"Gus has... a bit of a grudge against me. I don't think he would exactly approve of me meeting with Lelouch. He almost shot me the other day because he thought I'd done something to her, can you believe it?" Carolyn gives a reassuring smile while saying this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:16 PM
"Sorry about that again. It really is ridiculous that he thought that."
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"Are you a dangerous person?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:17 PM
"Of course she's not, don't be rude."
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:18 PM
"Well, I guess I can't prove I'm not dangerous. But if you'll take my word for it, then no, I wouldn't describe myself that way. I'm just a simple therapist living my life the best I can."
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"Of course she's not, don't be rude."
"I’m sorry, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:18 PM
"It's fine."
6:18 PM
((Is gus still not picking up?))
6:19 PM
((i have to go for a bit to eat dinner sorry)) (edited)
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Gus is still not picking up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:39 PM
Lelouch starts spam texting Gus.
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Carolyn Blythe 8/27/2022 6:40 PM
"Well, I'll leave you to it. Like I said, I wish you luck." Carolyn goes to take the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:42 PM
Lelouch 👋s.
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Channel split.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:45 PM
@MaoMao: Gus please pick up!!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Come over here ASAP!!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: It's important!!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Gus answer me!!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Gus!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Gus!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Gus!
6:46 PM
@MaoMao: Gus!
6:46 PM
((implications are gus has twitter this is a thing now))
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Gus does not have twitter.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:51 PM
((wtf. i guess this is via imessage or something then...)) (edited)
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Gus: Busy sorry
6:53 PM
Gus: Important business
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 6:54 PM
Lelouch: This is more important! Get over here right now!
6:55 PM
Am I really going to have to pull the Carolyn card... Lelouch: I think I may be in danger! Please come here ASAP (edited)
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Gus is typing •••
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7:00 PM
He doesn’t end up sending any message.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:01 PM
"Answer me jesus fucking christ!!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:13 PM
Lelouch:
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Gus calls Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:16 PM
"Finally!!" Lelouch answers the call.
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"Are you alright?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:18 PM
"No!! I need you here please I don't feel safe right now."
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"Why? What’s wrong?"
7:19 PM
He does sound very concerned.
7:19 PM
Sorry if it sounds like he doesn’t give a shit
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:20 PM
Lelouch mimics static noises like a Girlboss. "S-shit I'm breaking up. Please just get over here Gus!!"
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He sounded defeated. "…Fine. Where are you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:26 PM
"I'm outside the apartment."
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He hung up.
7:27 PM
Gus ran in shortly after with a gun. "Lelouch? Are you alright?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:36 PM
"Gus! Thank god you're here!"
7:37 PM
"We need to go somewhere else immediately. I'll go get in the car." Lelouch left in the direction of the car. (edited)
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The Lelouch fansquad followed. The car is right there yup.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:40 PM
Lelouch got into the car and immediately grabbed the perfume if it was there.
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The perfume is not there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:44 PM
"Hey Gus, you didn't happen to see a bottle of perfume in here did you?"
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"...Is that why you called?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 7:50 PM
"Of course not! I just thought I'd kill two birds with one stone."
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"I'm not giving you the perfume, Lelouch. Your father asked me to get it back from you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:06 PM
"No, that's mine not his! You must've gotten it mixed up or something!"
8:07 PM
"Hand it over to me."
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"...Lelouch. Don't lie to me." He sighed, and got in the driver's seat.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:08 PM
"Seriously! I bought one that reminded me of mom."
8:08 PM
"Just please hand it over."
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"Are your friends going to get in?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:15 PM
"Yes but just hand me the perfume Gus. Please!"
8:15 PM
"At least let me show Shuichi myself that it isn't his."
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"Lelouch." He looked at her seriously. "Please, after all this... Do me the respect of not lying to me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:20 PM
"I'm sorry Gus but it's extremely important that I have that. Please believe that I need it more than him."
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((Roll))
8:21 PM
"No."
8:21 PM
Jade and Maria got in.
8:22 PM
"Where are we going?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:23 PM
"I'm don't want to go anywhere without that perfume, Gus! Seriously, give it back!"
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"Then get out."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:30 PM
"Gus I'm begging you. I'll get on my hands and knees right now, even in this car."
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"I don't want you to beg. I want you to have the common decency to not steal your mother's perfume and lie to my face about it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:32 PM
"I'm sorry for lying, really. I was just worried you wouldn't believe me if I told you how much it meant to me."
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"And how much is that?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:35 PM
"A lot, a whole fucking lot." <— Not a lie this happens.
8:35 PM
Lelouch looked straight into Gus' eyes when she said this too. Big fan of direct eye contact.
8:36 PM
"It's perfume, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:36 PM
"Do I really look like I'm lying...? I knew you wouldn't believe me..." Lelouch looked hurt.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:38 PM
((16))
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He sighed, and handed over the perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 8:45 PM
"Thank you so much, Gus." Lelouch held onto the perfume instead of giving it to Jade.
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"So, are we done?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 9:10 PM
"Yes. Again, I'm sorry for lying." Lelouch exited the car.
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He just sighed.
9:11 PM
The Lelouch squad followed Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 9:24 PM
Lelouch walked to the elevator while simultaneously texting Carolyn.
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((End session.)) (edited)
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/30/2022 11:53 AM
((i'm going to be an hour or two late))
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((I'm ghrk!ing out!!!!!))
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((i'm going to be an hour or two late))
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2022 11:56 PM
((i might actually be more late than this because joke of exhaustion but who knows maybe i'll have energy tomorrow))
11:56 PM
((anyone else a fan of robots))
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Lelouch is. In the elevator.
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((anyone else a fan of robots))
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 3:53 PM
((the robot presentation was Fine))
3:56 PM
Lelouch walked out of the elevator (she never actually pressed which floor and therefore has been standing in an unmoving giant machine).
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"Do you want me to spray her?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 3:58 PM
"It's fine, there's no need for us to spray her. I'll hold onto the perfume."
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"Do you distrust me, Ms Lelouch?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:01 PM
"Sorry, I just want to be more cautious from now on. Anyways, like I said before we have no need to use it on Carolyn."
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"I understand. I trust you with the perfume, Ms Lelouch."
4:02 PM
Carolyn arrived from the staircase.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/27/2022 9:24 PM
MaoMao: Hi Carolyn! I got everything figured out now. Are you still free?
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 2:08 PM
Carolyn_Blythe: I'm happy to hear things worked out, and yes, I am available at the moment. I can make my way to wherever we're eating right away. How does [name of restaurant close by the apartments] sound?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 3:53 PM
MaoMao: That sounds great! Do you want me to meet you in the lobby or are you out at the moment?
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 3:54 PM
Carolyn_Blythe: The lobby would be perfectly fine. I'll begin heading down now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:06 PM
"Thanks, Jade." Lelouch noticed Carolyn. "Oh! Hello 👋"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:07 PM
Carolyn smiles at Lelouch "Hello there, Lelouch, and to your friends as well. I'm glad we could make arrangements for today. I don't go out for meetings like this very often, but I simply had to after I missed your invitation yesterday."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:09 PM
"I'm just glad things worked out in the end." Lelouch smiled back.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:10 PM
"Well then, if we're all ready, shall we go?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:11 PM
"Sounds good to me." Lelouch starts walking I guess I'm assuming this place is close enough to walk there?
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:12 PM
Carolyn also heads in the direction of the place yup.
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Jade and Girl Who Has Not Been Introduced also follow.
4:13 PM
They arrived at the restaurant yup.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:14 PM
"Oooh this place seems nice. I've never actually been." Lelouch looks in awe at the restaurant (she does not go out to them often (she's very good at making her own "meals")).
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:17 PM
"It's good to hear that you like it, I was a bit worried about my choice." Carolyn walks up to the host "Table for four, please."
4:18 PM
((i spent like five minutes trying to figure out what the person at the front of the restaurant is called))
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They were all brought to a table.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:23 PM
After taking a seat, Carolyn turns to Lelouch "So then, I was wondering, how did things work out with Mr. Amon? Did he end up returning your call, or did you manage to find him?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:24 PM
"I found him and everything got taken care of, thank god. I don't think I would've been able to eat with you here otherwise."
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"Ms Lelouch is a great problem solver." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:26 PM
"I try my best."
4:27 PM
"How have things been going for you, Carolyn?"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:28 PM
"Ah... Well, I've had an unusual amount of close calls recently, but this is a pretty dangerous city, so what can you do? As far as work goes, I got a new patient just today, so I wouldn't dare complain about the state of my life."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:31 PM
"Close calls? Did someone try hurting you??"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:32 PM
"Yes, I was held at gunpoint this morning, and caught in a firefight later. Quite the eventful day, huh? But thankfully, Mr. Amon helped me out of both situations, either directly or through advice. I owe a lot to him."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:33 PM
"???? Who was it that held you at gunpoint?? And a firefight???"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:35 PM
"You shouldn't worry about the specifics, I wouldn't dare place unnecessary stress on your mind. Especially when you have these two to look after. Rest assured it's all under control now."
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"Ms Lelouch can handle it!" Jade. "Can she?" The other girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:40 PM
"Of course I can! How can I possibly sleep peacefully knowing that you and others aren't safe here! I was hoping that guy asking for the location of the internet was the only crazy out there... though I guess there were those white suits too... Well, anyways! Please tell me who they were, I want to make sure they don't pull something like that again!
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:44 PM
"...I'm afraid I can't help. I didn't actually get a look at their faces. Really though, it's fine. I was just in their way, I'm not being targeted by anyone, so you don't have anything to be concerned about."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:46 PM
"I wish I could do something... Well starting from now I'll do my very best to make sure that you and all of the other beautiful women out there are not in danger again! Will you help me with this, Jade?" (edited)
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"Of course!" Jade nodded. "That seems kind of difficult. Are you sure you can handle that kind of stress?" The other one.
4:50 PM
"She can. No one asked for your pessimism." Jade. "Oh. I’m sorry." The other girl nodded along. "Repeat it. 'She can handle it'. Prove you understand." Jade's tone grew severe.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:52 PM
Carolyn looks concerned "Now, there's really no need for that, is there? Setting positive goals is healthy, as long as you take small steps towards them, so I'm happy for Lelouch, but we don't need to force it onto... Sorry, I don't believe I asked about your name before." Carolyn motions to the not-Jade.
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"She can. No one asked for your pessimism." Jade. "Oh. I’m sorry." The other girl nodded along. "Repeat it. 'She can handle it'. Prove you understand." Jade's tone grew severe.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:53 PM
"It's okay, she's just worried which is understandable. But trust me, I can handle it."
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Carolyn looks concerned "Now, there's really no need for that, is there? Setting positive goals is healthy, as long as you take small steps towards them, so I'm happy for Lelouch, but we don't need to force it onto... Sorry, I don't believe I asked about your name before." Carolyn motions to the not-Jade.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:53 PM
"Oh, sorry this is Maria. She's a friend from class."
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Maria just robotically said "She can handle it." And then hid her face in her hands. "See? It’s fine." Jade reassured Carolyn.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 4:58 PM
"Right... Listen, Maria, this obviously isn't the kind of environment conducive to my line of work, but if you ever need to visit a therapist, I have plenty of room on my schedule." (edited)
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"She doesn’t need a therapist. She already has Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 4:59 PM
"There's no reason for that, Maria is fine."
4:59 PM
((hyeah imagine having good internet connection))
5:00 PM
"I already helped her work out her problems, but I'm sure she appreciates the offer." Lelouch smiled.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:02 PM
"Is that so..." Carolyn returns the smile "I'm always happy to see kindness on display like that. That actually brings me around to why I accepted your offer... Well, beyond wanting to meet with you again, of course. I need your assistance with helping someone."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:02 PM
"Really? I'd love to help!"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:05 PM
"It's someone you seem to know well, which is why I need you. I had a chat with Mr. Amon earlier, and he appears to be deeply self loathing, like he doesn't believe he deserves happiness. I decided the best way to help him through this was to show that someone else values his happiness. Obviously, I would play the part myself, but he has quite the personal hatred for me, which is why I need someone he cares about. That's where you come in."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:05 PM
"I never realized he was going through that..."
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"But does he really deserve for Ms Lelouch to value his happiness? He’s a man." Jade.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:09 PM
Lelouch stares blankly at Jade "Um... I can't say I understand the relation. Did you have some kind of traumatic experience with men in the past?"
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"No. That’s a strange question." Jade.
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"But does he really deserve for Ms Lelouch to value his happiness? He’s a man." Jade.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:15 PM
"I know, but do you not remember what happened earlier? He may be a man but he's one of the only people who truly listen to me. He's even helped you every day with Shuichi!"
5:16 PM
"As much as I hate to admit it, I owe him several times over at this point."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:17 PM
"I'm glad you feel the same as me, that makes this easier. If your feelings are genuine, they'll be much more convincing. Telling him directly may be the easiest way, but perhaps a demonstration would be more effective... maybe a surprise party for him to show your thanks?"
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"I’m just saying, viewing him as 'one of the good ones' seems rather hypocritical. You don’t owe anyone a single thing, Ms. Lelouch. We all owe you." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:21 PM
"H-hypocritical? I never thought about it that way... I may need some time to think about this. Sorry Carolyn."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:24 PM
Carolyn pauses for a moment before nodding "That's fine, I did spring this on you rather suddenly. There's no deadline on this, after all. He doesn't seem suicidal, at the least. I would say to contact me if you decide to help, but... my involvement isn't necessary, and I don't know when Gus will be watching me, so meeting with you frequently isn't a smart idea."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:26 PM
"I'll just DM you on Twitter if needed. Thank you for bringing this to my attention."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:28 PM
"Of course, helping others feel happier is my primary goal in life. I do hope everything is going alright for your happiness as well? I apologize for not inquiring earlier."
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"Are you all ready to order?" The waiter arrived at the table.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:29 PM
"No need to apologize! I've been feeling really happy lately, honestly. Especially since I've been able to help Maria and hopefully others in the future."
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"Are you all ready to order?" The waiter arrived at the table.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:30 PM
"Why don't you order first?" Directed at Carolyn NOT the waiter.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:31 PM
"Why thank you, that's very kind to offer." Carolyn orders whatever looks to be the healthiest meal on the menu is.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:32 PM
"I'd like to have the same as her. I'm sure it'll taste delicious."
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"I’ll take what Ms. Lelouch is having." Jade.
5:33 PM
Maria is mariaing out silently.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:34 PM
"What would you like?"
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"Oh, I’m fine." Maria. "She’ll take what we’re having." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:35 PM
((most diverse meal ever))
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:35 PM
((WAKE UP SHEEPLE))
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"Would you like anything to drink?" Waiter.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:39 PM
"Just a water, please."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:39 PM
"Same here."
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"I’ll have a water as well." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:40 PM
((7.5/10 too much water))
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The waiter left.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:44 PM
"We should leave a good tip. I've heard working in food service can be quite stressful."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:45 PM
"Agreed." Lelouch nodded.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:47 PM
Carolyn waits for the food to be served if no one else brings up something to talk about.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:49 PM
"Sooo you mentioned a new patient. Are they nice?'
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:51 PM
"I suppose you could describe them that way... They did drive me to the hospital after that firefight I mentioned. That was quite kind of them. Unfortunately I didn't get the chance to thank them afterwards."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 5:52 PM
"That's a shame... I'm glad someone was there to make sure you were alright though."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 5:55 PM
"Yes, I've gotten quite lucky with my acquaintances the past few days. I said before that this is a dangerous city, but it's also filled with kindness if you know where to look. It's kind of like humans in that sense, you have to let the silver lining of happiness shine the brightest, even if just for a moment."
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"In a perfect world, that happiness would last forever." Jade looked at Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:01 PM
"Of course! I'm sure we'll succeed in making that happen!"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:03 PM
Carolyn looks surprised "Your... goal is to make happiness last forever? Do you have a plan to achieve that?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:05 PM
Lelouch nodded. "Yup! I'm sure it'll be wonderful. I just hope it doesn't mess with your job too much haha"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:08 PM
Carolyn is beaming now "Trust me, I'd love nothing more than to be out of a job if it means everyone can be happy forever. You could say that... my goal is the same as yours."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:10 PM
"That's great! See Jade? I told you we didn't have to worry about her!"
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"You’re right. I should’ve trusted your judgment, Ms Lelouch." Jade.
6:11 PM
The waiter arrived with the water.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:12 PM
Lelouch drank the water. Yum.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:13 PM
"Thank you, I was feeling quite parched." Carolyn takes a sip of the water.
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Jade drank water too.
6:15 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:19 PM
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:19 PM
"So then, if you don't mind me asking, how exactly did Jade and Maria come to be living with you? It's not often you see such living arrangements for girls of your age."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:22 PM
"They both currently have no one else to take care of them... I actually took Maria in since her parents were uh. Not the greatest. I couldn't live with the thought of her having to stay with them."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:27 PM
"Ah, I see. Growing up with improper parenting can be hard, I'm glad she had you to turn to. Not everyone has someone they can trust like that... but your confidence really does give you a special feeling, I noticed it the first time we met too."
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"Everything about Ms Lelouch gives her a special feeling. There’s no one quite as great as her." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:29 PM
"Aww thanks guys."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:39 PM
"I will say that it's good to see that the support doesn't just go one way. You help them when they need it, and they show their appreciation with praise. Quite the healthy bond, on the surface at least." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:42 PM
"Yes, I'm very happy to be with Jade. She makes me the best Lelouch Maoziwam I can be, and I believe our bond is a strong one even beneath the surface 💜 "
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"Of course. Our bond is stronger than the universe itself." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 9/3/2022 6:45 PM
" hauu "
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:45 PM
"That's good to hear... but Jade, I wonder, is there anything else you get happiness from? If Lelouch were to disappear, where would you turn to?"
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"Ms Lelouch will never disappear. Don’t you dare say these things." Jade tried to reach for something but she didn’t seem to have it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:48 PM
"It was just a hypothetical question, it's alright."
6:48 PM
"Of course I'll stay by your side."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 6:49 PM
"Hm... Perhaps you're right. I think I understand now. This conversation has been very enlightening."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 6:50 PM
"I'm glad we were able to enlighten you... I guess?" Lelouch is a bit confused.
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The waiter finally brought what I assume is probably a fucking salad. A pile of goddamn green leaves dipped in shitty sauce was the most appetizing thing you thought of on an entire goddamn menu. 'Oh, but it has other things!!!!' what fucking other things. Crunchy bits of bread???? The most tasteless vegetables imaginable??? God forbid you guys order a salad that has tomatoes, those just leak everywhere and drown your salad in the most lame "juice" ever conceived by mankind. There is literally 0 way to prepare this meal in a remotely appetizing fashion and I refuse to believe you don’t know this. What the fuck. You guys made everyone at this table eat fucking salad!!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves. No one says this this isn’t anyone's monologue out loud just know that this is objectively true narration and you’re both awful people.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:01 PM
Carolyn enjoys her salad "The chefs here must be quite talented. I do hope you three enjoy it, I was the first to pick it out, so I'd hate to have ruined the meal."
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The waiter finally brought what I assume is probably a fucking salad. A pile of goddamn green leaves dipped in shitty sauce was the most appetizing thing you thought of on an entire goddamn menu. 'Oh, but it has other things!!!!' what fucking other things. Crunchy bits of bread???? The most tasteless vegetables imaginable??? God forbid you guys order a salad that has tomatoes, those just leak everywhere and drown your salad in the most lame "juice" ever conceived by mankind. There is literally 0 way to prepare this meal in a remotely appetizing fashion and I refuse to believe you don’t know this. What the fuck. You guys made everyone at this table eat fucking salad!!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves. No one says this this isn’t anyone's monologue out loud just know that this is objectively true narration and you’re both awful people.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:04 PM
((SO TRUEEEEE))
7:06 PM
Lelouch eats the salad woah. "Hmm I like these pieces of bread! I wonder if it would taste good in cereal or Go(at)Gurt."
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"What if they made cereal salad?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:13 PM
"Mmmmmm that sounds good."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:15 PM
"I can't say I see how that would improve the salad? Tastes are subjective, but I've always viewed cereal as something to eat when you're in a rush. Maybe I should be more openminded, I wouldn't want anyone to feel inadequate for their preferences."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:16 PM
"It's okay, not everyone can immediately see the beauty of the versatility of cereal."
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"Only Ms. Lelouch is that smart." Jade is eating but Maria is just kind of moving pieces of salad with her fork without taking any.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:20 PM
"..." Carolyn puts her utensil down and leans over to Maria "Maria, is everything alright? It's fine if you're not hungry right now, but loss of appetite is often linked with other problems."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:21 PM
"You should eat Maria. It's good for you."
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Maria started eating.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 9/3/2022 7:21 PM
Wholesome
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"See? She’s fine. Don’t worry about her." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:21 PM
"She's still recovering from her parents. It's getting better though."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:22 PM
"...I'll trust your judgement. I'm not in a position to comment on her progress." Carolyn resumes eating.
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"Tell Carolyn you’re feeling better." Jade instructed Maria. "I’m feeling better." Maria told Carolyn this.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:26 PM
Carolyn takes a moment to respond "...Does Maria always follow your instructions?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:29 PM
"Jade is just very persuasive and Maria is going through a lot right now."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:30 PM
"It is good to not have to deal with the stresses of life on your own... but there's a line between helping someone express themself and speaking for them."
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"Ms Lelouch knows exactly how Maria should express herself." Jade. (edited)
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:34 PM
"So that's how it is..." a smile returns to Carolyn's face "Thank you for explaining, I believe I understand the situation now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:38 PM
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to hurt Maria or make her feel worse or anything of that sort." Lelouch returns Carolyn's smile. "I'm just trying to make sure everyone is happy."
7:38 PM
Lelouch finishes eating her salad.
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Maria somehow finishes her salad next.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:39 PM
((Jade does not eat 😔 ))
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:39 PM
Carolyn can finish third yeah sure.
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Jade finishes last. ((nice guys finish last or however it goes))
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:43 PM
"Well then, I'm not exactly familiar with the financial situations of you three. How do we want to split the check? I'm fine covering for whoever needs it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:43 PM
"It's alright, I can pay for it."
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 7:47 PM
"Very well, if you insist." Carolyn tries to get the attention of the waiter and ask for the check.
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The waiter waiters out the check to the table. He then waits.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:52 PM
Lelouch lelouches all over and then lelouches. The food has been paid for.
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Maria marias all over and then marias. This accomplishes nothing.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 7:56 PM
What a goat.
7:56 PM
Lelouch thinks this.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 8:03 PM
Carolyn stands up from the table "Well, that was a lovely meal, I'm glad we managed to find time to meet like this. And learning about the three of you was quite the interesting experience. Just remember to keep in mind what I said about Mr. Amon."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:07 PM
"Of course! I would love to do this again with you sometime!"
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 8:09 PM
"The feeling is mutual. It's nice to have a calm break here and there. I'll be off now, if you don't mind."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:10 PM
"I'll be seeing you then." Lelouch 👋ed and then probably walked in the same direction as Carolyn because joke of apartment.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 8:11 PM
Carolyn heads to the apartment yeah. lmao.
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Everyone goes to the same apartment #wholesome.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:14 PM
Once they reach the lobby, Lelouch 👋s again and goes in the elevator.
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Carolyn Blythe 9/3/2022 8:14 PM
Carolyn waves back with a smile and decides to take the stairs.
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The lelouch fansquad unites in the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:15 PM
I wonder why she took the stairs. Maybe for the exercise?
8:15 PM
Lelouch presses the button to her floor.
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They ride up to the penthouse yeah.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:17 PM
"Y'know Jade. You really have to be careful about when you make Maria do things. It was fine with Carolyn because she agrees with our cause, but if the wrong person got suspicious we could get put into a very difficult situation, even with the perfume."
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"Really?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:19 PM
"Really." Lelouch nodded.
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The fire alarm starts.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:21 PM
((i was hyst about to ask if we could stop for today but god i love arson this is sofucked up))
8:22 PM
((are we still in the elevator lmao))
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((Give me a BIT more time))
8:22 PM
((Yes))
8:22 PM
((Arson was not planned))
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((Give me a BIT more time))
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:22 PM
((FINE but i feel like im dying))
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((Good))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:23 PM
"A fire?????" Lelouch presses the button for the floor just above the one they were currently at.
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The elevator stops at that floor yup.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:25 PM
"Let's go guys!" Lelouch runs down the stairs while making sure Jade and Maria were a safe distance behind.
8:25 PM
((is there smoke ))
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There is smoke coming out of a single door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:26 PM
Shit! There could be a girl who needs help in there! Lelouch tried calling through the door. "Hello??? Is anyone in there??"
8:27 PM
((epic fire door conversation))
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No response.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:32 PM
"They must've already left... Let's go before this spreads!"
8:33 PM
Lelouch kept running down the stairs. Can't risk getting both of them hurt for someone who might not even be there.
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Maria and Jade follow.
8:36 PM
Lelouch arrived to a large crowd in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:40 PM
"Excuse me! Sorry." Lelouch held on to both the girls' hands while trying to push through to the outside.
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Lelouch is now outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:46 PM
Lelouch kind of just stands there I guess. Looks like everyone is safe 👍
8:47 PM
((sorry i'm too tired to properly do shit right now are you sure we can't pause here 😢))
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Eventually the firefighters arrive and deal with this shit. Ambulances arrive soon after. When all is said and done, everyone is quickly allowed back in the building as a single person is escorted out into the ambulance. It is Hav Kerloe.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:51 PM
((kfndknejebe))
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Oh yeah also Hav is in a white suit.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:51 PM
Lelouch checks to see if the person is a cute girl.
8:52 PM
Oh never mind.
8:53 PM
A white suit?? "Wait!! Excuse me, ambulance guy. Could you tell me the name of this man?" ((is hav kerloe actually a guy now that i think about it. or is it just a fish. what is the hake's pronouns))
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((Hav is a guy))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:54 PM
((literally just some g))
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They ignore Lelouch and leave with Hav in the ambulance.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:54 PM
Before this happens actually Lelouch stops the man and attempts to spray him with the perfume. She is NOT missing this chance.
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This happens.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:57 PM
"Jade, tell him to listen to me."
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He is unconscious.
8:58 PM
He is still carried away into the ambulance.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 8:58 PM
I meant that Lelouch sprays the guy taking Hav in the ambulance
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OH okay.
9:00 PM
"Listen to everything Ms Lelouch says." Jade. "Well, obviously." The ambulance worker.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:01 PM
"?" Lelouch readdquestioned. "When you say obviously do you mean you would've done so without Jade's input?"
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"Exactly. I mean... You're just so wonderful." Ambulance worker is a man, for note.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:04 PM
Lelouch simultaneously cringed and was elated. So this whole time I could've done this myself...?
9:05 PM
"Tell me, what is this man's name." Lelouch pointed to Hav from Kerloe.
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"I don't know."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:05 PM
"Did you check him for a license or other form of identification."
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He checked. "It says Hav Kerloe."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:07 PM
((Would Lelouch know if Shuichi is currently home))
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((He should have been home earlier, but he probably left from the fire))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:12 PM
Hmmm I could take him to my room but I definitely couldn't fit all of us... There's no where else to take him though... Oh right! We could just use Maria's house! "Take us to [insert Maria's address]. Make up whatever story you have to if people ask why you're going there."
9:13 PM
"Sorry guys, but we need to find out who this guy works for when he wakes up."
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The ambulance leaves with Hav Kerloe while Lelouch talks to one of the workers.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:15 PM
I think Lelouch would've noticed if this was happening...
9:15 PM
1984 gif I am taking the ambulance with Hav
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1984 gif go to bed Lelouch
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:16 PM
1984 gif i am not doing this
9:16 PM
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Lelouch, Jade, Maria, and an ambulance worker are now standing outside the apartment complex.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 9/3/2022 9:17 PM
I mean the guy was checking for his ID there's no way Lelouch wouldn't have noticed if they closed the funny doors pichuisAJ4
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:18 PM
"Hey what the fuck!" Lelouch shouted at the ambulance. "Could you call the people in there that they... I don't know! Forgot something important? An entire human being? Aren't you supposed to leave with them??"
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The ambulance worker takes out his phone and calls.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:20 PM
Lelouch waits impatiently.
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He walks into the building while on the call.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:22 PM
"Why are you walking in the building."
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 9/3/2022 9:22 PM
readdquestion
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He does not respond.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:24 PM
"Hey! Answer me."
9:24 PM
Lelouch is following him by the way that happens.
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The second he is out of sight through the door, he somehow vanishes entirely.
9:27 PM
"???" Jade says this(She says this). (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:27 PM
"???" Lelouch says this as well(???).
9:27 PM
"What."
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"Where did he go?" Jade.
9:28 PM
"Where did who go?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:28 PM
"?"
9:28 PM
"Is this some magic door??"
9:28 PM
Lelouch walks through. Door.
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It's the apartment lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:29 PM
I'm guessing it did nothing 😢
9:29 PM
"That wasn't because I used the perfume, was it??"
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"Nothing like this has happened before." Jade.
9:31 PM
Maria looks more confused at Lelouch and Jade than anything.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:32 PM
"Why don't I try someone else..." Lelouch looks around the lobby.
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No one is here.
9:36 PM
They've all gone up to their rooms.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:36 PM
"Damn..."
9:37 PM
Lelouch makes her way to the elevator when she REMEMBER11S Carolyn going up the stairs and that makes her REMEMBER11 when she took the stairs and that makes her REMEMBER11 about Hav's door. "Wait, we can just go raid Hav's room!"
9:38 PM
"Let's go!" Lelouch starts running up the stairs until she finds the room that she saw the smoke from.
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Jade and Maria obviously follow.
9:38 PM
Hav's door is open.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:40 PM
Lelouch goes in the room.
9:40 PM
And also looks around that's a thing. She's going to solve the mystery!!
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This is the most boring apartment you've ever seen, with the exception of a lot of fish tanks around.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 9:44 PM
((lmao????))
9:44 PM
((i gtg SORRY))
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((I hate mvdy so much))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 10:01 PM
((i love her too))
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((I love YOU too))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/3/2022 10:21 PM
((i love you three!!))
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This is the most boring apartment you've ever seen, with the exception of a lot of fish tanks around.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 3:22 PM
((sorry it'll be a couple hours still. have to catch up on hw))
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((Alright))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 6:18 PM
((hi i am halfway through the first draft of an essay due in a couple of days but WHATever lelouch maoziwam is more important (if you are still here)))
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((Hi))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 6:29 PM
Lelouch ignores the fish tanks and starts digging through drawers. "C'mon, help me guys. There has to be something around here to tell us more about those white suits..."
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 6:38 PM
((10))
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Nothing
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 6:40 PM
"Dammit, there's nothing in here!" Lelouch slammed the drawers shut. "Did you guys have any luck?"
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"None." Jade. Maria shakes her head after doing very little.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 6:52 PM
What a waste of time. I guess all we can do now is ask around about him or just go to the hospital and try to find him there if he's not immediately discharged... It's getting late though, and I doubt he'd be gone by tomorrow morning. "Do you guys want to call it a day and try to find him first thing tomorrow? If he does leave the hospital, I'm sure he'd end up back here anyways."
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"Of course. I wouldn't want to tire you out, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 7:49 PM
"I mean, I was thinking about it the other way around but honestly I wouldn't mind taking a break here."
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"Your father should still be out. We should hurry to your room."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 7:52 PM
Lelouch nods and does this without going into detail about the elevator/stair walking.
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Lazy.
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7:53 PM
They are now in Lelouch's room. All 3 of them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 7:56 PM
Oh yeah, the sleeping situation. "Uhhh Maria, would you be alright sleeping on the couch over here by the TV?" ((If this didn't exist before it exists now because Rich People from AG said so))
7:57 PM
"I can go grab you a spare blanket."
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"Oh, alright." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:00 PM
Lelouch gets her a set of pjs as well and does the things people do before going to bed. Also not going into detail here sorry Lelouch fans. This is what happens when I get no sleep.
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And then they go to sleep I assume?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:03 PM
Yeah but first Lelouch tells Jade "💜 ". Also she's keeping the perfume right next to her on her nightstand. Also also she doesn't say anything to Maria because huge uu-uu hater.
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Lelouch is awoken in the middle of the night by a knock on her bedroom door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:06 PM
Lelouch groggily opens her eyes and turns in her bed towards the door. "Is that you, Gus?"
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He spoke with a hint of guilt. "It is."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:15 PM
"Wha dyou need so late...?"
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"When you lied to me earlier, I asked myself what I'd done to fail you in this way. Was it when I helped you keep secrets in the past? Had I been too forgiving? No matter what, I couldn't let you grow up in the ruined form I'd left you. No matter what, I couldn't bury your secrets for you again. After all, I... I didn't want to fail you again." This is just as incomprehensible to Lelouch as it sounds. "It's in here"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:25 PM
"Whdyoumean?" Lelouch says this slowly in contrast to how it looks (fast). What sleeping does to a mf. (edited)
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Gus opened the door to Lelouch's room, with Shuichi Maoziwam standing at his side. "This is what she's been hiding from you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:29 PM
"Huh??" Lelouch snapped herself fully awake after seeing Shuichi and grabbed the perfume from the nightstand. "Gus what do you think you're doing?? Dammit Jade was right wasn't she." While saying this she was also trying to shake Jade awake.
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Shuichi looked around with complete disinterest before turning back to Gus. "What? What exactly was so shocking you simply had to stop everything to show me? That my daughter is a (homophobic slur)? Do you believe me blind or deaf? Neither alone would suffice enough to find this scene any kind of revelation. I have important duties to fulfil. A grand role I play, and that I have granted you the privilege of partaking in my legacy as well. And what do you stall my time with? My daughter's boring and trite affairs? I care not what she does! Do you take me for a fool?" Despite this rant, he didn't seem particularly angered. There was just a kind of pathetic mildly annoyed apathy.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 8:38 PM
((oh my god)) ((he's like the racial slurs on twitter cat))
8:40 PM
"..." Lelouch just kind of looked at him in shock, both relieved yet even more angered at the fact that he didn't care. ((is Jade awake?))
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Jade is not yet awake.
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Gus looked miserable. "S-Sir, she's been keeping people in here for days. She's been hiding this- these girls here without your knowledge." "And? Was it not you who told me just earlier that you advised her to hide this? Who did you take me for? Did you believe that if my daughter stormed into my home wearing some common bitch around her arm, I would even care the slightest bit? Of course not! I demand only 1 thing from this pathetic girl I have sprung upon this world. Respect. The respect to know that I care not what she does! The respect to not hide secrets from me! The respect that I, as a father have earned! …Did you not comprehend such a basic fact? A fact I have been open on towards all of you for years? Or did your own bruised ego carve such a delusion into making? Did you desire to rip that respect out from under me and steal it for yourself!? Was my daughter's admiration so venerable to you that you required forging a villain in your blithe displays of heroism? And when my daughter did not worship you as her own, did that bruise you so deeply you considered it urgent!? Is that the miserable gears that drove you to this act!? You frail, sentimental, old fool! Is that what drove you to believe your injured narcissism required my attention!?" Despite Gus being taller, Shuichi looked down on him like an ant. "Pathetic."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 9:15 PM
Lelouch started laughing to herself. "Respect again? Is that really the only thing you want? You both truly are idiots who care for the most worthless of things. You should both know that what really matters is love! The kind of love that lifts you up and encourages you to get done what must be done! That motivates you and wants you to spread that feeling with others! I was hoping at least you understood this but apparently that isn't so..." Lelouch glared at Gus during the last sentence. Lelouch then grabbed Jade's hands, put the perfume bottle in between them, and sprayed at both of them. Hopefully this wakes up Jade I would hope she isn't that heavy of a sleeper..
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After being sprayed, Shuichi just walked forward and took the perfume from her. For once, he seemed genuinely angered at Lelouch. "You dare lecture me, child? You steal your mother's perfume as if it were your toy, and lecture me about love? Love is about respect, as I have tried to make you understand. We love others because they carry us on. When I die, if I have not engraved the image of myself into your brain so deeply such that it can never be removed, I shall have failed you. And in turn, were you to die before me, I would carry on your legacy in my mind for as long as I drew breath! Such is the nature of the love you claim lifts you up! Respecting those that love you and those whom you love! But you hold no such respect! You are a child! A petty, arrogant child. A child who could not fathom that her father knows more than her, because it would stain her naïve view of life. What is the love you strive for? Pathetic childhood 'crushes'? Mere whims you've followed because you were too stupid to understand the need to cast them out into the void! Do you believe these people respect you? That they truly love you in any fashion beyond your body? When you die, when you cease to be useful to these (misogynistic slur)s, do you believe that they will remember you? NO! THEY WILL FORGET YOU! THEY WILL MOVE ON, YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING TO THEM! But you deserve no respect either! Your mother! She died, loving you! Caring for you, more than anyone else ever will! You owe her respect! And yet what do you do in her honor? You rob her possessions, treat them like mere toys to your whims! You disgrace her memory, just as you disgrace the presence of all around you! You are a child who has loved no one, received no love from any but me, and yet brags about how love drives her! NOTHING DRIVES YOU! NOT BUT YOUR OWN PRIDE AND ARROGANCE!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 9:39 PM
"N-no! That isn't right... Jade why isn't it working?? Jade!! Tell him that isn't true! You love me beyond my body! You'll remember me long after my death!" Lelouch turned back to Shuichi. "Everyone will! Just like Maria, everyone will become happier because of me and experience my love. My love that knows what's best and goes beyond any bounds. Because that is what drives me, I will show everyone a greater world that'll thrive without self-righteous assholes like you in it that only care about the abstract idea of respect!"
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"Ms. Lelouch...?" Jade mumbled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 9:42 PM
"And don't you even dare talk about mom in that way. If you care so much about 'respect', then why don't you respect her life and live on without having to use her as an excuse for your actions?? You talk about loving her but all you've done is leave her belongings to rot and left dishes on the table as a way of 'remembering' her. It's weak and the opposite of what she would've wanted! She would've wanted us to live a full life without her, not act like sad little puppies and patting ourselves on the backs because we remembered her existence!"
9:42 PM
"Isn't that right, Jade?"
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"Of course, Ms. Lelouch..." You're not sure she heard you.
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"You continue to talk back to me as if you know anything. Seeking help from your sleeping friend? What's the matter, desperate to believe I'm wrong? Desperate to believe that someone could ever love you? You already know the truth within yourself by now, be reasonable. If your love was real, and mutual. If your love meant ANYTHING at all, would go over and cry in the hopes she'll preserve your childish naivete? Do you truly believe that if someone dared to insult my love for this family, dared to spit on the image of all I have devoted to you, to Josh, TO YOU MOTHER? Do you believe I would run crying back home and demand proof? No! I know because I simply know! Love is carved into the very essence of my being! But you could never accept that! No matter what I do for you, no matter what I have ever done for you... You see it all and feel nothing but utter hatred for me! Has Gus truly warped your mind such that I am the evil incarnate that terrifies your precious ideology, or is this mere unending teenage rebellion? I care not! If you will take nothing from me, live your life for nothing but spite towards me, I shall grant you nothing! NOTHING! Let's see your greater world birth from that nothingness! Let us see how much you could possibly accomplish beyond the bounds of the Maoziwam name!"
10:02 PM
"Even then, were I to follow in your delusions, to help you form that which you claim to aim for... It would all be for naught. There is no greater world. There is no pure 'love' which drives you. There is simply reality. Cold, harsh, reality. And we simply live with reality, bound by the confines of it as we are. I hold endless power, more money than any person could ever dream of stopping. And yet, same as you, I am but a slave to the cold and harsh world we live in. One day, when I am gone of this world, you will awaken and realize you've accomplished nothing. Your life is meaningless, and no one will remember you. You will realize that all I have taught you was the key to finding meaning within yourself. And you will weep." He turned around to leave. "Come now, Gus Amon. You have much to make up for." (edited)
10:02 PM
((Had to split it because it was too long))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/11/2022 10:14 PM
"Our love is real, and it is not meaningless! Don't you dare try to insinuate that my reaching out to her is me being desperate! We both know you've only deluded yourself into thinking that's so simply because you have no one at your side! But don't you see, unlike Gus Jade has stayed with me. Our bond goes beyond this stupid idea of respect and goddamn money. You wish you could have someone that shared your beliefs and mission and had your back at all times. That's why my life has meaning. It's because of this wonderful person who trusts in me and knows that we'll change this world together. If you're so sure of it being cold and harsh, then we'll make it a beautiful place instead. And then you'll see it and realize I'm not the one who will weep." Lelouch exhaled and then whispered to Jade. "Please, at least try to tell him to stop and listen to me. The perfume just might've worked..."
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Jade finally got up. "Stop and listen to her. Ms. Lelouch is infinitely greater than you ever will be! Don’t you dare insult her!" The only response Shuichi gave was a slight resigned chuckle as he left the room.
10:17 PM
Gus, still shaken up, moved towards Lelouch. "…I’m sorry." "Get out." Jade looked at him with pure rage.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/12/2022 11:04 AM
"If you're truly sorry, then get that perfume back for me." Though why didn't it work at all before? Maybe Jade has to be awake and conscious?
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Gus moved closer to her. "Lelouch. I'm trying to help you." "Get. Out." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/12/2022 11:10 AM
"You heard Jade and I. If you cared about me, then you would do as I say. If not, then leave." Lelouch glared at him.
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He left and shut the door.
11:17 AM
Jade hugged Lelouch #wholesome.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/12/2022 11:19 AM
((me and who))
11:20 AM
Lelouch reciprocated the hug #extremelywholesome. After a few seconds she then broke it. "...Wait. We need to get that perfume back. Shuichi still has it."
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"Of course. But he's likely still awake."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/12/2022 11:32 AM
"True... I just hope he doesn't hide it somewhere."
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"Perhaps we should look around while he's gone tomorrow? We no longer really need to attend school."
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
((bloop when you read this can you confirm this is an expression people say))
Sean Niebel 9/13/2022 4:06 AM
((it's not))
4:09 AM
((there is a pretty uncommon phrase where you 'put up' someone in a place and they live there. using this to apply to a phone and a pocket does not sound right to me))
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Sean Niebel 9/13/2022 4:25 AM
((this is the code geass channel))
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Sean Niebel
((there is a pretty uncommon phrase where you 'put up' someone in a place and they live there. using this to apply to a phone and a pocket does not sound right to me))
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/13/2022 8:13 AM
((this is so fucked up))
8:13 AM
((why has no one ever told me this i say it all the time))
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"Perhaps we should look around while he's gone tomorrow? We no longer really need to attend school."
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/13/2022 7:12 PM
"Yeah, you're right. I guess we should just get back to sleep then." Lelouch yawned like CaptainCarson from Discord.
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"Alright. Goodnight, Ms. Lelouch. Please remember, even in your dreams, that I love you more than anything. More than any other force in the universe, my love for you is truly that powerful. There is no truth to anything your father has said. Rest peacefully."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/13/2022 7:28 PM
Lelouch smiled, "I know, and I love you too, Jade." She then went to sleep. At some point she also must've turned off the lights. When exactly this happened is a mystery however.
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"And tomorrow, I'll help you move far past all this." Jade smiled. Lelouch lost consciousness.((End chapter))
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5: Auspicious Guardian
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Lelouch woke up in her bed the next day.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:28 PM
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((This isn't a response, fuck you)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:31 PM
Lelouch did this and then got out of bed, making sure not to disturb Jade. She then did the daily cereal routine but with GoGoat Pebbles. Halfway through making this elaborate meal, she remember11ed that she actually needed three bowls. She then set up all the bowls on the table next to the couch Maria was sleeping on, placed the milk next to them (she didn't know if Maria liked her cereal dry or not) and then turned on the tv on the lowest volume.
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((This isn't a response, fuck you)) (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:31 PM
((i was TYPING 😦 ))
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((I don't believe you))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:32 PM
((you're right i typed all of that out in 2 seconds))
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((Typed all of what))
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Lelouch did this and then got out of bed, making sure not to disturb Jade. She then did the daily cereal routine but with GoGoat Pebbles. Halfway through making this elaborate meal, she remember11ed that she actually needed three bowls. She then set up all the bowls on the table next to the couch Maria was sleeping on, placed the milk next to them (she didn't know if Maria liked her cereal dry or not) and then turned on the tv on the lowest volume.
Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:32 PM
((hi))
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((Fake))
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2:32 PM
Jade woke up next. "Good morning, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:33 PM
"Good morning, cutie!~"
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"ashdabjdajdjkadbkajd." Jade says this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 2:37 PM
"New password 💜💜"
2:37 PM
"I made you GoGoat Pebbles. Do you want to wait for Maria to wake up or eat with me right now?"
2:38 PM
"I'm not really sure what her sleeping schedule is like... she could sleep in for a while."
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"Perhaps she needs us to wake her up?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:02 PM
"Hmmm maybe." Lelouch tapped Maria's shoulder. "Hey Maria, it's time to wake up 💜"
3:03 PM
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"...Hm?" Maria made a noise.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:05 PM
"Morning!" Lelouch smiled. "I made you breakfast."
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"Morning." She rubbed her eyes.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:16 PM
"Do you like your cereal with milk? Wait, of course you'd like it with milk who doesn't like cereal with milk..." Lelouch poured it into each bowl.
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"Umm... Thank you?" Maria. "Yes, thank you." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:32 PM
"No problem!" Lelouch ate the cereal.
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Maria and Jade ate.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:49 PM
Lelouch finished eating. "Mmmm now that's done, let's get down to business! We need to get that perfume back from Shuichi and afterwards track down that Hav guy."
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"I have an idea about the perfume, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 3:59 PM
"What is it?" Lelouch kaedayed.
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"As long as we keep stealing it as ourselves, your father and Gus will just keep knowing to take it back. We should steal it under the guise of actual thieves. Any enemy we face can’t stop us if they don’t know who we are."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 4:20 PM
"That's a great idea! You're so smart, Jade 💜 "
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"We should get costumes, too. Adopt supervillain names to use when we share your world." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 4:36 PM
"Supervillain? I guess that is how those who don't yet understand the greatness we'll bring will see us. It'll be like Kite all over again."
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"Well obviously we’ll actually be heroes, but the greatest heroes in history were all seen as villains for their time weren’t they?" Jade. "Weren’t the villains also seen as villains?" Maria. "Shush. That doesn’t matter." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:03 PM
"You definitely have a point Jade. Let's go shopping! We have to make sure we have the greatest costumes ever!"
5:03 PM
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"We should get them custom made. We can use the perfume to make sure the tailors don’t tell anyone." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:08 PM
"So we still have to get the perfume first... Since we still have to look different, why don't we just go through that Hav's closet? He should have some more of those white suits."
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"We'd just have to make sure he isn't there."
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"We could steal the perfume, and then when we have the costumes, we can steal other things in this apartment. Your father shouldn’t be able to tell." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:31 PM
"We'd have pull it off quickly so they don't suspect us. I'm sure we can pull it off though!"
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"Exactly! Should we get Maria a costume too? I believe she’d be too… Maria for it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:33 PM
"Too Maria for what?" Lelouch is genuinely confused just like microreive from real life because she's tired and has no reading comprehension.
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"Well, you know…" Jade pointed at Maria. "She doesn’t exactly scream 'authority figure'."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:48 PM
"Oh! She can still definitely help us out though. Isn't that right, Maria? You'll support our cause and do what I tell you?"
5:49 PM
"Maria of all people would understand the greatness we'll bring. Our first fan if you will!"
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"Oh! She can still definitely help us out though. Isn't that right, Maria? You'll support our cause and do what I tell you?"
Maria nodded.
5:58 PM
"But she shouldn’t get a costume, right?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 5:59 PM
"She doesn't need a full blown one no, but she needs at least some sort of disguise." (edited)
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"I suppose." Jade got up. "But we should probably go quickly."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 6:29 PM
"Alright!" Lelouch left her room and quietly went to check if Shuichi and Gus were in the apartment.
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They were not.
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Lelouch gets a text from Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 7:16 PM
Lelouch ignores the text like always. "They're gone! I'm gonna go take it."
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"Alright!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/17/2022 7:28 PM
She made her way to the office 🔥 woooh
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It’s locked.
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((Saturday))
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The office door is locked.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:06 PM
Lelouch tried to open it multiple times anyways. "Of course he locked it..." I could look for his keys but that'd probably leave more suspicion on me than if I just broke in. That's what thieves usually do right? Wait no... usually they have lock picks. How am I supposed to learn how to do that so quickly though... "Do either of you guys know how to pick locks?"
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"You need tools for that." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:14 PM
"Uhh some people use bobby-pins for this, no? I have some of those you can use if you know how."
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"I could try."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:21 PM
"If it doesn't work, I guess we can google it?" Lelouch says this and then travels to the restroom, grabs two bobby-pins, and returns to the office door.
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Jade attempts to pick the lock.
2:25 PM
This fails.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:33 PM
"Here let me try." Lelouch pulls up https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wikihow.com/Pick-a-Lock-with-a-Bobby-Pin%3Famp%3D1 and attempts to unlock the door.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:35 PM
((19))
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The lock opens.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:41 PM
"Aha! I'm so good at this." Lelouch looks around the office for the perfume.
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It's on the same shelf as usual. Shuichi never changes the layout of anything.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:50 PM
Lelouch grabbed the perfume and let out a sigh. "I was worried he was going to put this somewhere else honestly..." She then looked around. "Should we make a mess of the office then? Maybe leave a card as well with whatever name we choose for our villain disguises?"
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"We should steal more things, so he doesn't get suspicious of the perfume." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 2:53 PM
"That's what I was thinking as well." Lelouch takes various valuables from Shuichi's shelves.
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"Maria, take everything you can find." Jade does this as well. Maria follows the instructions.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:09 PM
Lelouch kept one hand empty to grab a trash bag on her way back to her room. "Let's put everything in here. I think it'd be a good idea to throw it out in a dumpster away from the apartment in case Shuichi goes so far as to check the trash. There's no need in keeping this for ourselves anyways."
3:13 PM
"Why don't we stay the night at Maria's too? I bet Shuichi would think that I was too angry to stay and it'd give us an alibi. All I'd have to do is get rid of her father. We can also leave our new outfits there once we get them."
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"Alright, let's go!" Jade went to the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:15 PM
Lelouch did as well. "C'mon Maria!"
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Maria followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:20 PM
Lelouch pressed the button for the lobby.
3:20 PM
"Thanks for the idea of doing this, Jade." Lelouch smiled.
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"All of my ideas might as well be yours, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 9/24/2022 3:23 PM
"We really do work best when together huh hauu"
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Jade smiled.
3:26 PM
The elevator reached the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:26 PM
Lelouch checked if Gus was in the lobby.
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Gus is not in the lobby.
3:30 PM
Hav Kerloe and a similar looking man walk into the lobby.
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / hav-and-lelouch
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I don't say anything or think anything or do anything different from what I otherwise was already doing (nothing). ((For note, both me and the person with me are wearing white suits. This might be releevant.))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:42 PM
Lelouch kind of just looks at Hav in surprise for a second. ((i get to do the monologue thing now haha! (don't click mvdy))) Shit, why'd he have to be here now if all times?! I should just spray him and find out what's up with these white suits! But if I somehow miss or if it doesn't work like before with Shuichi, that could completely screw our plan over... Should I just introduce myself to him and hope he doesn't recognize me? No that's too dangerous... Well I know he lives here anyways, I can just find him again later when my hands aren't quite literally full. Alright, I'll just keep walking then and hope he doesn't take note of us. Lelouch walks past Hav to leave 👍
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If nothing else happens then I will continue following the guy I'm with yeah
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"Ms. Lelouch, he's here!" This girl, who is with Lelouch, points to Hav.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:49 PM
"It's alright, Jade. We can find time to talk to him later."
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I turn to the person with me. "W-Who is that?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:50 PM
"Sorry, we didn't mean to bother you! We just recognized you from the fire."
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[inner monologue] This is the person from before, isn't it? The confrontation with the old man and the bandaged figure. Does my brother know I've seen her before? No, it's fine, it doesn't matter. I just need to be honest with him. That's what he wants. I'm sure he desires as much information as possible. I need to tell him I've been involved in these things. It's worth a try, if only to stop him from being angry at me. I point to Lelouch and speak to the guy with me. "I've seen this person before. She was arguing with an old man. And...the friend I mentioned before was there too."
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The guy with Hav looks incredibly panicked for a second. "...Lelouch Maoziwam."
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"Is something wrong? Did I...do something wrong?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 3:58 PM
Lelouch whispered to Jade, "Here, take the perfume and spray them with it. It should be guaranteed to work if you do it." If that guy knows who we are we're so screwed fuck fuck fuck (edited)
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"Run." The man with Hav pulled out a gun and immediately shot at Lelouch.
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I do as commanded and run to the stairs from the apartment.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:07 PM
Lelouch tried to dodge?? "Jade! Hurry!" If she successfully didn't get shot, she passed the perfume to Jade.
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((Channel split))
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:10 PM
((10))
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The man's shot misses. Jade catches the perfume.
4:22 PM
((You've finally met the face of this image))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:25 PM
"Maria, stop that guy! Take the gun away from him! And Jade, spray him quickly!"
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As Maria tries to stop him, a bullet grazes right past her year. She freezes in terror. The man flees into the elevator. He smiles at Lelouch. "Goodbye."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:29 PM
Lelouch tries to chase after him. "Dammit, get back here!"
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:32 PM
((17))
4:32 PM
Also she grabs Jade and Maria when doing this 👍
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3 people do not make it into the elevator sorry.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:38 PM
((Fucked up!)) "Shit! Maria, why did you freeze up like that?? You seriously couldn't stop some old man?!"
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"I'm sorry Ms. Lelouch." Maria. "Sorry doesn't cut it. You were useless." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:43 PM
"You were too, Jade! You should've immediately sprayed him the moment I gave you the go ahead! Now they're both still out there AND know who we are!"
4:44 PM
"It would be so much easier if I could just do the spraying myself..."
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"He was too far away!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:44 PM
"Then move closer!"
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"I was!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:46 PM
"Then be faster?? I don't know! This goddamn thing is useless though if it only works in specific scenarios!"
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"Should we go after him? Or go get the costumes?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:51 PM
"Let's get rid of this first." Lelouch motioned to the bag with Stuff in it. "Let's go Maria, and both of you watch out for Hav." She left in the direction of the Maria House.
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Jade and Maria followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:57 PM
As they were walking to the Maria House Lelouch broke the silence. "Sorry for getting upset earlier, Jade. That all just came out of nowhere and I didn't expect them to get away so quickly. We should prepare ourselves more in the future." She said nothing to Maria.
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"Thank you, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 4:59 PM
"Maybe we can find a way to spread the area of the perfume. Like with how fog machines work, y'know?"
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"Good idea!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 5:01 PM
"Can I see the perfume for a second? I want to check something."
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Jade gave her the perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 5:02 PM
Lelouch checked if there was any difference in the amount of perfume in the bottle as before.
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The perfume has not diminished at all.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 5:15 PM
"Look Jade! It seems this stuff won't run out at all, so we don't have to worry about using too much of it if we use the fog machine idea."
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"That's great!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 5:16 PM
"Sure is! That's one less thing we have to worry about."
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Lelouch arrived at the Stanley mansion.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 6:28 PM
Lelouch checks if it's empty/if she can hear anything.
6:28 PM
Also were there any vehicles parked outside?
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There are no vehicles. It’s empty.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 6:32 PM
"Looks like nobody is here. I'm going to go throw this stuff out." Lelouch takes the bag of Stuff and throws it away outside in the cool mansion trash can.
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This happens.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 6:34 PM
Cool she goes back inside 👍
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 8:29 PM
((hi is this still going,))
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((yeah sorry))
8:29 PM
Lelouch is in. The house.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 8:37 PM
"So! This will be our new base, guys! Exciting isn't it?"
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"Umm... My dad still lives here..." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 8:39 PM
"I thought I already told you? I'll take care of him when he gets here, then we won't have to worry about anyone else."
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"That's genius, Ms. Lelouch!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 8:47 PM
"I try my best!"
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"We should go get those outfits next!" Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 8:52 PM
"Do you want to design it yourself or go window shopping and afterwards make any changes we want? I know a good store that has some fun clothes."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:14 PM
((hi))
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"We should spray some tailors with the perfume and have them make it custom made. That way no one can dress as cool as you, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:16 PM
"Alright, let's go then! Hopefully by the time we come back Maria's dad is here so we don't have to worry about him popping in unexpectedly."
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Jade went outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:29 PM
Lelouch led the way to AG Place.
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What is AG Place.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:35 PM
The place AG tailors are at
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They have those, sure. "We should try to get them alone." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:41 PM
"Hey Maria, would you stay here please? If you hear your father come home, I want you to hide. Make absolutely sure he doesn't know you're here. Afterwards, text me and I'll be here as soon as possible."
9:41 PM
"Oh, and don't freeze either." Lelouch smiled, "I'm sure you learned from earlier not to do that though." (edited)
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Maria nodded and hid. I assume this happens before they leave lmao.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:57 PM
I love remembering to do things!! Lelouch may or may not think this.
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Jade is waiting for your lead on the tailor store. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 9:58 PM
9:58 PM
Lelouch and Jade do this.
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This affects nothing.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:00 PM
Tailor store walking!! Hoping they reach it.
10:00 PM
"God I sure love getting outfits with the gf 💜"
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THEY ARE. ALREADY AT. THE STORE
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:00 PM
WHAT
10:00 PM
did i misyndersatnd the
10:00 PM
lmao
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YOU SAID SHE LED THE WAY THERE
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:01 PM
I CANT READ
10:01 PM
OR TYOE
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THAT MEANS THAT THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:01 PM
TULYPE
10:01 PM
!!! WORDS
10:01 PM
Lelouch opens!! The door!! "Ladies first 💜 "
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Jade entered.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:03 PM
Lelouch followed and gave her the perfume because I think(?) she's still holding it. ((How many people are in the store?))
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There’s like 5 or so people. Aside from the 3 tailors.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:08 PM
"Oh, it isn't too packed in here. Make sure when you spray them no one is looking."
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"How?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:10 PM
"I can block their view for you."
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"You can?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:13 PM
"I mean I should be tall enough... I can just like, I don't know, stand??"
10:14 PM
"I would block the doorway and have you go crazy with it but cameras exist unfortunately." (edited)
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The tailors are like. With people. Doing tailoring things. Important detail perhaps
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:15 PM
Yeah I meant two at a time
10:15 PM
Lelouch thinks this. Normal thought.
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"Why don’t we send it in through the ventilation?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:17 PM
"You're so full of wonderful ideas 💜 "
10:17 PM
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"I’ll go find an opening." Jade goes outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:19 PM
"I'll come with you, I don't want to leave you alone."
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Lelouch is not prevented from following.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:23 PM
Lelouch helps Jade look for the vent opening like from like like from amon like from amon gus like
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Jade sprays a bunch into the opening, and then returns to the front of the store to see if it worked.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:28 PM
Lelouch follows and opens the door while being careful not to get hit by it.
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The perfume is in the air you will get hit by it by just being in the store.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:32 PM
I meant that she opens the door outwards without stepping in. (edited)
10:32 PM
Epic Jean opening door in Q&A reference.
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"Are you going to listen to us now?" Jade. Everyone inside just looks confused.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:35 PM
"Is it really not working again?? Maybe it has to be direct..."
10:35 PM
"Hey Jade, can you just spray one of them in the face like normal?"
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"Alright." She went in. "The perfume smell is getting worse. Maybe it just takes longer."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:37 PM
"Maybe? I'm just worried the thing's broken somehow."
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Jade waited a bit longer. "Will you all listen now?" "Yes." Everyone responded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/24/2022 10:40 PM
"Oh it worked!" Lelouch's eyes lit up. "It actually worked! Thank god!" She beamed at Jade.
10:40 PM
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"No, Ms. Lelouch! Thank you!" Jade. (edited)
10:41 PM
Jade turned to the tailors. "Please stop helping these people. Me and Ms. Lelouch require cool outfits." And then they got to work yup.((end session))
10:41 PM
((You have a WEEK to design Lelouch gaming))
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((Saturday))
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Jade turned to the tailors. "Please stop helping these people. Me and Ms. Lelouch require cool outfits." And then they got to work yup.((end session))
Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 2:03 PM
Lelouch looked at the not-tailors. "You guys can wait over there. We'll need some people to tell us about how great we look after we're done."
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They do this.
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Ehn/PC
((You have a WEEK to design Lelouch gaming))
Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 2:08 PM
((didn't do this SORRY)) (edited)
2:11 PM
"Hey Jade, I was thinking about the outfits we could wear and I came up with an idea. You know about those awful white suits right? Well what if we acted as the opposite of them. We'd wear black which people associate with evil and darkness, yet in actuality we're against the real evil which are those white suit people!"
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"That’s genius, Ms. Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 2:25 PM
"Tailors! Get us the coolest outfits known to man!" The black clothes are like coffee is like women
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((Top result on google))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 2:49 PM
((YUPPPP))
2:50 PM
((goes so hard))
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The tailors brought cool outfits for women.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 3:05 PM
" 🔥 "
3:05 PM
Lelouch magical girl transformationed. Or just changed normally.
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Jade also does this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 3:14 PM
"How do I look?"
3:15 PM
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"You look great!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 3:59 PM
"You do too! 💜"
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"Do you have any masks?" Jade asks the tailors.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 4:09 PM
"Not any of those ugly ones though! They have to be cute." Lelouch grumbled about Dream masks.
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They do not have masks.
4:23 PM
"Hmm... Where could we get some...?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 4:35 PM
"The mask store...?"
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"Do those exist?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 4:39 PM
"Probably. Everyone loves masks."
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"Then let's go to one!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 4:42 PM
"Alright! Let's take this off first, though." Lelouch unmagical girl transformationed and then searched for the nearest mask store on google maps.
4:42 PM
((yep))
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Sure. They buy masks at the mask store. Which is a real thing that exists.
4:48 PM
((going to themaskstore.com )) (edited)
4:49 PM
"Looks like Maria never called, so it should be safe to go back to our hideout-base-thing. We should probably come up with a cooler name..."
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"We should head back to the apartment first. We need to make sure your father suspects random thieves, and not you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 4:55 PM
"Should we just let him see us run out or something? I still think it'd be easier to make some kind of statement online or leave a card, it'd be less of a risk."
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"A card could work."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:03 PM
"Well I'd want to change into our outfit just in case he walks in, but I'm not sure when would be the best time to do that. I definitely wouldn't want to wear this outside and arouse suspicion, but we also can't rely on changing in my room if Shuichi sees us before we even walk in."
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"If anyone gets suspicious, we can just spray them."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:26 PM
"Oh yeah, that is true isn't it. We should be fine then 💜 "
5:28 PM
"Let's go to the apartment then and change in the lobby's restroom. I doubt we'd run into Shuichi there."
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Jade headed to the apartment.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:35 PM
Lelouch went with her yup
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There are tons of cops around the building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:40 PM
"Why are there—oh yeah. I guess a shooting would cause the police to come."
5:42 PM
"Y'know, I bet Shuichi would think Hav and that other guy took the perfume. It's probably not worth trying to get through the police right now. Who would see a scene like this and not make that connection?"
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The coroner is here.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:45 PM
Lelouch notices this. "Wait is this really because of something else?? Can't believe someone else would dare cause an incident the same day I almost got shot."
5:46 PM
((Can Lelouch see who died or literally anything else from where she is))
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((No))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:48 PM
((is there anyone walking nearby))
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((A bunch of cops. Also, what is lelouch currently wearing?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:49 PM
((she's wearing regular lelouch clothes))
5:50 PM
((when you say a bunch of cops, are there any that are standing on their own?))
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((Do you mean in their way?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:52 PM
((i mean anyone lelouch could feasibly get to talk to them without attracting anyone else's attention))
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((She can talk to a cop, yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:55 PM
"Hey Jade, I'm going to go talk to that cop right there and I'm going to need you to spray him when no one else is looking. Got it?"
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"Got it." Jade approached the cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 5:59 PM
"Hello, I was hoping we could speak with you for a second?"
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"Yes, are you familiar with the victim?" The cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:01 PM
Lelouch looked at Jade in the way that looks like a signal 👍
6:02 PM
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Jade sprays him.
6:02 PM
"Listen to every command given by Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:03 PM
"Thanks Jade!" Lelouch directed her attention to the cop. "Who is the victim?"
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"Gus Amon. We found him with his head blown open by a gun." The cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:07 PM
((WHAT))
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Shawn approached them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:10 PM
(( #lelouch-and-shawn ?))
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"Gus Amon. We found him with his head blown open by a gun." The cop.
Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:12 PM
Lelouch blankly stared at the cop for a second but then recovered. "Serves him right..." ((https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/980217097265217586/1025893258393559162 )) (edited)
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((Yes))
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Avengard / lelouch-and-shawn
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:13 PM
Shawn approaches Lelouch and Jade
6:14 PM
"Hey, guys"
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Jade raises a bottle of perfume at Shawn.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:14 PM
wait fuck
6:14 PM
run that back hang on
6:14 PM
Shawn approaches Lelouch and Jade
6:14 PM
"Hey all, Shawn here"
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Jade raises a bottle of perfume at Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:14 PM
((ldejsnwKSJAKSB))
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:15 PM
Shawn puts his hands up like a gun is being pointed at him
Ehn/PC pinned a message to this channel. 10/1/2022 6:15 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:18 PM
((Lelouch thoughts mhmm)) Damn it, why does everyone keep running into us at the worst time. We can't have anyone we know see us here. Sorry but not sorry Shawn. Lelouch nodded at Jade.
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Jade sprayed Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:20 PM
6:21 PM
"Hey, Shawn 👋" Did it work??
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:28 PM
Oh my god. Shes here. Oh shit. what do I say oh no
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:29 PM
Lelouch is still 👋ing.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:29 PM
"h-hi lelocuch"
6:29 PM
"and j-jade"
6:30 PM
((god i cant fucking type))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:30 PM
((THATS ME LELOCUCH))
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"Follow every command given to you by Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:30 PM
Shes so hot
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:31 PM
((ndjsbJSKSNSOSBOSBAVJWVWIBWOB))
6:31 PM
((AOBABISISBIBISBOWBWBOSH))
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:31 PM
How come i never noticed that before
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:31 PM
((SNSKWNNEEBEEBBWHWB WBnaba)
6:31 PM
((i am shawn's NUMBER ONE fan))
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:31 PM
((i hate you so much))
6:31 PM
"W-what do you guys want?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:32 PM
((this is my new favorite character joke holy shit this is amazing))
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:32 PM
"Why are you here?"
6:32 PM
god damn. Holy shit
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:33 PM
"We were just asking this man some questions about the uh. That. Lelouch motions to the coroner." Damnitdamnit did it not work. He seems to be acting normally. Well, was he always that... jittery? What do you call it when people fumble over words..... (edited)
6:34 PM
"Um. This is a weird question but can you go over there on the other side of the road for a second and jump 3 times."
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:35 PM
"Totally."
6:35 PM
Shawn does that
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:36 PM
Oh no, maybe this just works differently for each person. Odd that everyone else seemed to be less energized though. (edited)
6:36 PM
"Hey Shawn, do you think you can do us a favor?"
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:36 PM
Shawn yells from across the street "Have you guys seen Kite?"
6:36 PM
"Oh, yeah, totally. Whatever you wanttttt"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:37 PM
"Can you come back over here??" Lelouch whisper-shouted.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:37 PM
Shawn comes back over there
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:40 PM
Lelouch ignores the question about Kite and whispers to Shawn. "I need you to go to my apartment and write a card for Shuichi. Just write a generic calling card, like the ones thieves use y'know? Leave it on the counter where he'll see it when he walks in. Don't tell anyone else about this, and if Shuichi sees you go jump out of a window or something. Can you do that for me?"
6:40 PM
"Definitely don't tell anyone else I said this to you."
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:41 PM
"Yeah totally."
6:41 PM
"Where's your appartment?"
6:44 PM
Whatever Lelouch tells Shawn where her appartment is and Shawn goes there
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:45 PM
Channel split?
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((yeah))
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Lelouch and Jade are with a cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:48 PM
"Mr. Cop, make sure you don't tell anyone what you just heard either."
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"Understood." The cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:49 PM
Lelouch took her phone out. "Give me your number."
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He did so.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:54 PM
Lelouch then dmed Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:53 PM
((sorry i cant remember in the past what format lelouch would message shawn in)) Lelouch: Text me when you're finished.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:54 PM
Shawn: I'm at your house, and I got the card, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to get it onto his counter.
6:54 PM
Shawn: Do you guys have like a door code or something?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:56 PM
Lelouch: Its fine, leave it on the doormat.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:56 PM
Shawn: Gotcha
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:56 PM
Lelouch: Send me a picture of the card too. Both the outside and the inside.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 6:57 PM
Shawn sends Lelouch pictures. It is a piece of lined paper that has been cresed down the middle. On the inside, the words "Sir Shuichi Maoziwam, the utter bastard of lust. We know how shitty you are, and that you put your twisted desires on students that can't fight back. That's why we have decided to steal away those desires and make you confess your sins. This will be done tomorrow, so we hope you will be ready. From, the Masquerade Thieves" are written
6:58 PM
Shawn: Not really the best quality, but I don't really carry cards with me
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:58 PM
((SOOOO TRUE))
6:59 PM
Lelouch: Students...? You know, he's probably been shitty to them somehow. I wouldn't be surprised. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 7:02 PM
Shawn: what was that stuff you sprayed me with anyway?
7:02 PM
Or the stuff Jade did. Whatever
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:03 PM
Lelouch ignores Shawn's question. Lelouch: Once you leave, act as you have before today. Still follow these three things though: 1. Do not mention meeting me and Jade today 2. Do not mention the perfume or being sprayed 3. Do not do what I say in the future unless I precede it with "What are your thoughts on cereal?" I'm going to delete these texts. Make sure to commit this to memory.
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Shawn Duveldt 10/1/2022 7:03 PM
Shawn: Gotcha
7:04 PM
Shawn: BTW while we're talking, let me know if you see Kite anywhere
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:05 PM
Lelouch: Of course.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 6:54 PM
Lelouch then dmed Shawn.
6:54 PM
((i thought i sent that before oops))
6:57 PM
"I'm having Shawn send me the card contents. I want to make sure we replicate it correctly in case we need to do this again." Lelouch said this to Jade.
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She nodded.
7:01 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:04 PM
Lelouch showed Jade the messages she sent Shawn. "So we're on the same page. I know if Shawn acts differently Kite will probably catch on and blame it on me as always. It's better to have him as backup like we did today."
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"Good idea, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:10 PM
Lelouch deleted the messages. Doug Jones (Discord) doesn't do that though for obvious reasons.
7:13 PM
"Mr. Cop. If I text you, I want you to do exactly as I say. I'll message you right now so you know it's my number." Lelouch texts the cop "It's me, the person in front of you. Might as well hide my name on their phone in case someone sees it. (edited)
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He nods.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:17 PM
"Well I believe that's everything we needed to do, Jade? It's nice that we don't have to worry about Gus interfering anymore, though we'll need to find a taxi driver to spray sometime for transportation..."
Lelouch Maoziwam started a thread. 10/1/2022 7:20 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:21 PM
Lelouch checked her notifications when her phone buzzed to see if it was Shawn (it wasn't) (it was Kite) (( https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/1025908638524645509 )) (edited)
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callmekite: youre never getting one
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7:14 PM
callmekite: pathetic loser
7:14 PM
callmekite: no one loves you Lo1!!!!!!
7:15 PM
callmekite: youre probably dead rn
7:15 PM
callmekite: people would clap for that
7:15 PM
callmekite: you should kill yourself to test it
7:16 PM
callmekite: itll work trust me
7:19 PM
callmekite: no response? I bet youre crying rn. Lol!!!!!!
7:19 PM
callmekite: it must suck so much to be as much of a loser as you
7:20 PM
callmekite: i wouldnt know. im awesome
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:21 PM
MaoMao: I have a gf
7:21 PM
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callmekite: liar
7:22 PM
callmekite: your literally a girl. Lol!!!!!
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callmekite: i wouldnt cry because of you. Lol!!!!!!!!!
7:24 PM
callmekite: im laughing so hard at you rn. Lol!!!!!!!!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:24 PM
MaoMao: Too busy rn. Ttyl
7:24 PM
7:25 PM
MaoMao: Me and my gf by the way
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callmekite: those are anime characters. Not real!!!!!!
7:26 PM
callmekite: i know how to separate anime from real life because i really am that awesome in real life
7:26 PM
callmekite: i caught so many criminals today. you have no idea
7:32 PM
callmekite: im the greatest hero that ever lived
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7:33 PM
callmekite: you? Youre a villain
7:33 PM
callmekite: also gay
7:35 PM
callmekite: that makes you double the villain
7:35 PM
callmekite: im gonna lock you away for life and make sure you never hurt anyone again
7:35 PM
callmekite: and ill do it effortlessly. Because im a hero
7:35 PM
callmekite: lol!!!!!!
7:37 PM
@MaoMao has been suspended.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:39 PM
((LMAO))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:25 PM
Lelouch showed the gif of the girls hugging to Jade. "Can we do this??"
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"Of course." Jade did it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:29 PM
"Osneknejeomfg ily"
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"I love you too, miss Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:41 PM
((a;lkjfek;LKJGKRA;LEJTALEWRPJ))
7:44 PM
Lelouch released the hug. "You're the best hauuemote." Lelouch still had her phone on while hugging so she caught a glance of the notification when doing this. "??????" (edited)
7:45 PM
"Jade, this is it. The next enemy of our love that we must defeat! Twitter Kite!"
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"Of course!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:46 PM
She deletes the tweet so she can have her Twitter account back and promptly tweets a screenshot of said deleted tweet. (edited)
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((24 hours left))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:46 PM
((oh misread that as you have to delete it in 24 hours))
7:48 PM
"Let's go back to our base!"
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"Alright!" Jade led the way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:49 PM
Lelouch followed and held hands with her ((wholesome!))
7:50 PM
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When they arrived at the base, the entire place was surrounded by heavily armed men in ski masks. ((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/1/2022 7:51 PM
((soooo true))
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((No session this week))
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"Then be faster?? I don't know! This goddamn thing is useless though if it only works in specific scenarios!"
Sean Niebel 10/11/2022 3:08 AM
((the new best line of this route))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/11/2022 7:25 AM
((lelouch shouting Get Good)) (edited)
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Twitter notification: Your account has been temporarily suspended. Delete this tweet to recover it in 24 hours: https://discord.com/channels/959192904184778753/969222165029335060/1025910427533705266
Sean Niebel 10/14/2022 9:26 PM
((this isn't how it fucking works))
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((Yes it is))
9:29 PM
((Shut up))
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When they arrived at the base, the entire place was surrounded by heavily armed men in ski masks.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 2:59 PM
Lelouch quickly hid behind a nearby house or building or whatever there is in the area. "Are you kidding me?? Maria didn't even alert us!" She opened her phone.
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"She really is incompetent. I'm starting to feel bad for her mother now." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:02 PM
((#owned))
3:04 PM
Lelouch neither agreed nor disagreed. Instead, she called the policeman's personal number that she had just gotten.
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He picked up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:06 PM
Shit, I don't think I told him anything to say to make sure it was him each time I called... wait I guess I could just... "Tell me your credit card information." Hopefully this isn't some rando.
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He gives it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:14 PM
"The next time I call you, I want you to answer with 'Hello, what could I do for you ma'am?'" That should be specific enough to not have anyone else say it? "I need you to come over to [insert address] by yourself if possible. I just need you to scare off these people that are surrounding the place. They are armed so be careful. If the situation gets really bad, call backup but don't mention that I'm the one that told you this." She thought for a second. "Also, do not get yourself killed." It'd be a pain to have to find another cop...
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"On it." The cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:19 PM
Lelouch hung up. "I'm going to call Maria real quick and then we can go, alright? It's not worth it to try to use the perfume on all of them, and it'd be difficult to with those masks of theirs anyways. We definitely need to test how strong it is next chance we get."
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Jade nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:22 PM
Lelouch called Maria 👍
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It picked up. "..."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:23 PM
She waited for Maria to speak first.
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She did not.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:25 PM
Lelouch hung up. "I think someone took Maria's phone. She wouldn't say anything when I called it which might not be too abnormal honestly, but I don't want to risk it."
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"Do you think she's been captured?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 3:32 PM
"That's definitely possible considering she didn't text me. It's too dangerous to try to get her though, and we don't need to worry about her telling those people about us. The best course of action now would be to stay somewhere else until that cop tells me everything has been taken care of... Aghh but god! How could she not notice this many people?? That's just absurd!"
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"I have an idea for what we can do in the meanwhile. Follow me." Jade ran down the street.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:03 PM
Lelouch followed. "W-wait what's your idea??"
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Jade arrived at school, which was closed at this hour.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:09 PM
"Are you wanting to stay here?"
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"No, but… They should have ventilation here too, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:20 PM
"Oh, you're right! Using that is such a brilliant idea 💜 "
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"When that monster Kite returns… Let’s give him the worst day of his life."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:32 PM
"Ohhh you know it." Lelouch smiled.
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Jade tried to find the ventilation.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:35 PM
Lelouch helped her 👍
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:44 PM
((2 😢))
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Lelouch’s phone rings.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 4:46 PM
Lelouch checks the caller.
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It’s Maria.
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((Hi))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:22 PM
((hi sorry was writing something IMPORTANT (xy)))
5:23 PM
"Maria?" Lelouch answers the phone but doesn't say anything.
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"Umm… Hello." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:29 PM
"Maria!! Are you alright?"
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"Yes, I’m fine… Someone wants to ask you something."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:42 PM
"Who...? Is someone in the house with you??"
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"He says his name is Ethan Schurdell. He’s pretending to be Sean Niebel or something. I’m supposed to tell you he’s my detective friend and that… He has questions for you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:50 PM
"..." "Why does he know about me? Did you tell him about me??"
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"Well, he asked…"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:53 PM
"Wait did I forget to... fuck. Don't mention me to people without my permission ever again." Lelouch hung up.
5:54 PM
"Jade, we may have a problem. Apparently Maria mentioned us to a guy named Ethan Schurdell that also goes by Sean Niebel."
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"Who is he?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 5:58 PM
"She said he was a detective? God we might be screwed..."
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"We haven’t done anything wrong, Ms Lelouch. If anything, he’ll want to thank us."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:11 PM
"Well we know that of course, but the whole point of doing this is to help others understand us. Unfortunately men aren't the brightest and assume the worst."
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"Exactly." She nodded.
6:13 PM
"By the way, I found the vent. We can pump it up on Monday."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:27 PM
((im going to be gone for a bit. taking care of kids))
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"By the way, I found the vent. We can pump it up on Monday."
Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:48 PM
"Awesome! I can't wait 💜"
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"It's getting late. Where should we go?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:49 PM
"Let me check with that police guy first." Lelouch texted him asking for an update.
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They've cleared away.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:52 PM
"Hmm he said they're gone now. Do you want to go back to the base or play it safe for a day?"
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"Being cautious sounds better. Plus, don't you think it'd be funny to watch your father react to what happened today?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 6:54 PM
"While that's very much true, I'd rather do that from afar... Maybe we could set up a camera or something." Lelouch laughed.
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"Are you scared of him?" Jade got very close to Lelouch and did the 🫴 thing. "No matter what, I will protect you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:02 PM
((so fucked up that that's an emote))
7:04 PM
"I-it's not that it's just. He's so annoying and..." Her voice trailed off. "Thanks Jade 💜💜💜💜"
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Lelouch’s phone rang.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:10 PM
Lelouch ignored it.
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"Where shall we go then, Ms. Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:23 PM
"Let's go back home..." Lelouch is 🥰ing.
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Jade took Lelouch's hand, and went back to the apartment.
7:25 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:37 PM
((nnbhvfyhjk))
7:39 PM
"So I guess we both should act confused about this? We can say we didn't see it actually happen because we were shopping which technically isn't a lie."
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"That's a good idea."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:49 PM
"Alright then! Let's go with that." Lelouch went into the apartment and did elevator stuff 👍 Unless she gets interrupted
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They are in the apartment now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:52 PM
Lelouch listened for Shuichi.
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There's no sound of him.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 7:55 PM
Guess he's not home yet? Not like I need to pretend to be surprised if I say we already saw this earlier.
7:55 PM
Lelouch walked to her room.
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As Lelouch passed by the study, Shuichi came into her view. He stared silently and motionlessly at the ransacked room. His expression made him look on the verge of tears, but his eyes were completely dry. He simply stared in noiseless agony.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 8:01 PM
Lelouch kept as straight of a face as possible and continued walking. Serves him right... 'You will weep' my ass.
8:01 PM
((this will be shuichi))
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Jade followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 8:30 PM
Once she got to her room she closed the door. "Mmppfpff did you see his face?? He acts all high and mighty but then can't handle a little bit of a mess!" She says this very quietly obviously.
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Jade laughed. "He's so pathetic."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 8:32 PM
"Tell me about it... It's embarrassing honestly." She started cleaning up her room.
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Jade helped.
8:48 PM
After a while, Shuichi opened the door. "...Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 9:05 PM
"Hm." Lelouch did the hm? noise but without the question mark. No way.
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"Where were you today?" Shuichi. "She was doing what she wanted." Jade stepped in between the 2.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 9:11 PM
"We went out for a bit. What does it matter to you." Lelouch kept cleaning her room.
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"While you were gone, thieves came. They took everything. Ruined our very home." Shuichi. "Lelouch's home is doing just fine. We don't care about your problems." Jade. "Instruct your guard dog to cease." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 9:14 PM
Lelouch stopped. "Excuse me?"
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"They took everything. Precious objects, memorabilia, and even mere trinkets. Stolen from us in broad daylight by mere scoundrels with no sense of decency. No sense of morality. They took all of it! Your mother resided in that room! She lived on through there! And it is gone! Senselessly taken from us in a single day!" Shuichi. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/15/2022 9:25 PM
"Of course you still only tie her to mere objects...." (edited)
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"And what would you tie her to, what allows you to view yourself as better? Aimless ether? Her rotting corpse? Or have your already let her die in her mind entirely? Are you already taking grand strides, so proud of yourself for escaping remorse?" He stepped forward, Jade still blocking him off. "No, I think not. You're a spiteful little narcissist, but you do nothing greater than me. Just like me, you're still trapped in that car. You see the other driver oncoming, terrified that you may be next. That you may be swept off this miserable earth like anyone else and contribute nothing! But you don't know what to do at all, do you? You want to forget so badly. But you can't. And so you drown yourself in this filth, indulge your childish gluttony with women and shallow meaningless affection. All of this, what is it? A competition? A race to see who moves on from that day before the other?" He took another step forward. "Are you so desperate to consider yourself better than me that you try with every facet of your being to wipe them from your mind? Do you truly consider this a victory? No, no. This competition in your mind elicits no victory. There are no winners in grief or remorse. When you finally forget them, truly, you will not be happy. You will be so drowned in toxic pleasure that you will live in a world where nothing lacks any meaning. Your mother, your brother, gone. Erased. You will forget they ever existed. And for what? Your own happiness? Do you believe it to be something to strive for? No, your happiness is nothing before the lives of those 2. You would disgrace their very existence for the chance to have a mere moment of peace, but the truth is that you simply do not deserve one.”
9:53 PM
He took another step forward now, incredible close to Lelouch and Jade. “You wish to view me as evil. Satan incarnate. A bogeyman who’s existence is solely defined by everything that you must not be. I am in grief, and so sadness itself must be your enemy. You chase remorse, empathy, any modicum of human decency… You chase them away as far as you can possible achieve, because I feel them. Because I would dare to become a person of even slight goodness, you will spite me at every chance you can by embarking in delusion. Are you happy with yourself? No, of course not. You will never be happy. There is no happiness to be found in this world. Joy is merely the tool of your next misery. Enjoyment is the enemy. Misery, your friend. Be content with loss and undo every bit of that which you had lost in the first place. No, she must live in this home. She must live in that room. So that no matter what, I can never abandon her. The world can never forget her. It will pay for what it has taken from us, but for now… It shall grant her a place to live.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/16/2022 7:41 PM
Lelouch started shaking. "She's gone... When will you accept that! I'm so sick and tired of you and your refusal to face the goddamn facts. You waltz around pretending you're above everyone else yet act like a kicked puppy at every other moment of the day! And then you pat yourself on the back for it?? Wow, tremendous job on being sad! You must be sooo proud of yourself." She started laughing, "Seriously, do you not see yourself? Some guy walks in here and ruins our home and your response to it is to yell at me about ooooh how unhappy I am and oooooh how you're such a bad guy in my eyes. Honestly, where is the logic in that?? Hilarious, really." "Let me be clear, though, because there seems to be quite the misunderstanding here. You mean nothing to me. You aren't some bogeyman or Satan or whatever. Stop flattering yourself. All you are is some sad man who pretends to be worth more than he is. You can spout all the nonsense you'd like and rant all about how everyone around you sucks, but it will never change the fact that you're but a speck of dust. Someone who will never truly create change or affect the lives of others like I will. So quit this shitty act and get out of our faces. We're trying to clean." (edited)
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He laughed to himself for a moment. "I see. You're truly so far wrapped up in your own delusions that would dare to feign you hold no respect for me? No, I think not! I am your father! I have spawned you into this world and allowed every moment of your existence! The very life you lead, your petty attempts at rebellion... They exist only because of me! Because I am your father, and you my daughter! You think yourself above me!? Do you believe you can toss me away as you would another!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!" In a moment of senseless anger, Shuichi's arms stretched out towards Lelouch. Before she could react, the hands of her own father wrapped around her throat and squeezed. "I am your everything! They should have been your everything! But you're a coward! A stubborn, foolish coward who respects no one but herself! So allow me to free you at this moment, before you truly do leave this world without a single person to care for you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/16/2022 9:55 PM
"!!" Lelouch clawed at Shuichi hands in an attempt to free herself. Jade, please!
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Shards of ceramic exploded from Shuichi's head, as Jade swung a bowl onto it. He collapsed to the side, groaning in pain. As Lelouch coughed, recovering from her restricted breathing, Jade was the only one left standing. She smirked confidently, staring down at Shuichi like he was a mere insect. "Is that all? A pathetic attempt to control her? She's moved far beyond you now. You mean nothing to her. You mean nothing to everyone. The world sees you and feels nothing but pale apathy. Just another rich bastard in it all for himself. Lelouch is far greater than you, but you're far too delusional to ever understand." She laughed a little, pausing for a moment. "Well... You love death that badly? Why don't you kill yourself, hm?" Jade. "...What?" Shuichi. "Take a shard of glass in your hand right now, and cut your throat open. If you do that, I promise Ms. Lelouch will respect a single action from you, the first one in your entire life deserving of it. That's what you want, right? Her respect. I'm offering you a chance. You better take it before it's too late." Jade picked up a shard and offered it to him. "Come on, you don't want to die without her, right? Accidents are always so sudden." Shuichi slowly rose to his feet. "You... You deceitful little witch. You know not of what you speak. You are a child-" Jade kicked him, sending him tumbling back to the ground and interrupting his attempt to monologue.
10:10 PM
"I know nothing? Are you sure? Talking for a while doesn't make you look smart, it just shows how far your head is stuck up but your own ass. But, well, if you're such a genius, I'm sure you can answer this simple common sense question. Can a father strangle his daughter? In my experience, the answer feels relatively obvious, but I'm allowing you to give your perspective this once." Jade smiled in a mock show of kindness. "Come on, what is it? Can a father-" "..." Shuichi sighed as she mocked him. "...No, family is not the place for violence. However-" "Then I guess you aren't family, huh?" Jade. Lelouch is able to speak beyond coughs now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/16/2022 10:30 PM
Lelouch tried to get up. "You won't do it, will you." She started laughing to herself. "Too afraid to even sit at a table alone... I bet you don't really care for respect that much, huh? You don't actually care for your supposed family at all, hmmm? Not even enough to sacrifice your life worth less than that of an ant." Lelouch looked at Shuichi in disgust. (edited)
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"..." Shuichi stared at Lelouch. "Come on, where'd all the big words go? Regale us with your grand speech about how great your depression is. No one's stopping you! I promise I won't kick you this time! Really, spill your heart out! Inspire us with your childish insults while you call us the children. Come oooooon!" Jade. Shuichi took a moment, before smirking confidently. "Very well, if you insist! If you shall maintain your arrogance and demand answers, I shall be fully willing to acquiesce your demands! They say all liars desire to be caught, all criminals to be stopped. You 2 are no exception. Despite your narcissism, you strive to know why I am superior to you, like moths to a flame! You fight with all that you can for my knowledge, knowing that I am greater! That I am superi-" Shuichi was interrupted by Jade grabbing him by the throat and shoving him against the wall. "That's enough of that." Jade turned back to Lelouch. "Can you believe it? He actually went for it!" She laughed victoriously.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/16/2022 10:39 PM
((LMAO))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/16/2022 11:33 PM
Lelouch sighed. "How predictable... I won't lie, I was kind of hoping he'd really do himself in and prove he's not all talk." She shrugged. "But as funny as it was, his ranting is getting pretty annoying now. Might as well try that again one last time. I would hate for you to get your hands dirty directly if it can be avoided..."
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"…Sorry, Ms. Lelouch. But he doesn’t deserve it." She shoved him to the ground and proceeded to start stomping down on him over and over. "This is for everything you’ve done to her! You violent psychopath! All that ego, all that money, and you’re still getting beat by a schoolgirl! Are your precious sensibilities hurting? Oh, but that’s good, right? Your agony is such a great thing! That’s what you said, right? Well for all the pain you’ve given Ms. Lelouch, let me pile some back on you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 8:06 PM
"Pfftt! No need to sell yourself short, Jade. Shuichi should be grateful that you care enough to beat him up personally! I certainly would say that this is quite the step down from what you deserve." She started walking towards Shuichi, "But I guess it never hurt anyone to step on a few ants!" She dug her heel into his throat. "Yeah... it really can be quite therapeutic, can't it?!" She leaned on her leg even more. "Aww where's your response? Does facing your insignificance really leave you that speechless??"
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Shuichi let out agonizing growls as he struggled to breathe. Jade laughed. "Come on, if you want us to stop, just ask! The longer you wait, the more you'll have to beg us to stop! But if you're so great, you shouldn't need it! Come one, stop us! Show us what fuels your ego! You must have something, surely!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 8:26 PM
"Yeah, don't you have one more shitty monologue in you? Or did you finally run out of things to say? Maybe you accepted that it's all talk and got tired of hiding behind your meaningless words...? Ha, seriously! This is suuch a disappointment!"
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"Hah! We expected nothing from you and you're still failing! And you thought you were better than her! That she needed you!" Jade stopped kicking Shuichi and wrapped her arm around Lelouch. "Well, surprise... She doesn't!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 8:56 PM
Lelouch almost lost her balance from this and started giggling. "H-hey I almost fell! You're too sweet 💜" "You're right though, I don't need anyone—especially not this disgrace—as long as I have you. I'm so happy that I know you'll always be by my side...! You really are the most wonderful person a girl could ever ask for!"
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"No, Ms. Lelouch. The most wonderful person a girl could ask for... Is you!" Jade suddenly kissed her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:06 PM
Jdkdndjbdjsbekene Lelouch thinks this.
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Jade finally broke the kiss. "I love you, Ms. Lelouch. More than anything." She sat down on the bed. "Could you tell me if you feel the same? Sorry, but I've forgotten the English language." She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:17 PM
Lelouch sat down next to her, completely forgetting about Shuichi. "I love you! I love you more than anything else!" She smiled back at Jade with pure happiness.
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"Like I said, I've forgotten the English language. Don't you have another way to say it?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:27 PM
Lelouch laughed and then leaned forward and kissed her. This is so wholesome 💜💜💜
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Jade kissed her back, wrapping her arms around Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:30 PM
((i can't hold it back anymore SORRY)) https://tenor.com/view/xorced-sashiro-laedrum-gif-20088163
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Jade did not let go of the kiss until Lelouch did.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:38 PM
Lelouch did this then because as awesome as Jade was, a never ending kiss would PROBABLY be a tad too much.
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Jade smiled as they broke the kiss. "That’s just a taste of what I‘ll give you. Forever."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:43 PM
Lelouch ☺️ed. "Yeah... forever..."
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Shuichi rose to his feet and looked at them for a moment. "You’re my entire world, Ms. Lelouch." Jade didn’t notice him.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 9:47 PM
"I could say the same to you." Lelouch also didn't notice Shuichi, she was focused entirely on Jade.
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"You’re perfect for each other, I suppose. Your delusions are at harmony, fuelling an endless bonfire of silent misery as you pretend to think it happiness." Shuichi. Jade grabbed another bowl, hearing him. "Rather hypocritical to rush to violence so soon after criticizing me for doing the same. But I suppose self-awareness was never either of your strengths." He turned to Lelouch. "You wish to call me a child. Those words are far less hurtful than the tribalist violence which ensued. But allow me to display my maturity for a moment and do what your childish mind never could. I apologize for attacking you earlier. It was… A moment of weakness." Shuichi's expression was neither depressive apathy or angered madness. It wasn’t an expression Lelouch had really ever seen from her father since the crash.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 10:04 PM
Lelouch got up from the bed and kicked Shuichi in the stomach with the intent of knocking him down again. Unlike him, her expression was that of anger. "Do not speak to Jade like that. Hell, you aren't worthy of speaking to her at all!!"
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 10:05 PM
((12))
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Shuichi avoided it. "I’ve entertained your violence for long enough. Do not consider yourself above further consequences." He walked towards the door. "Wow, another threat already. That apology sure lasted a while." Jade got up. "…" Shuichi looked at Lelouch. "I truly am sorry. I know you perceive me as beyond self-reflection, however… I’m sorry. Gus has passed away, and I simply-" He sighed. "No, I have no excuse. While it may seem outwardly that I despise you, Lelouch… You’re the only family I have left. And as I’ve said, I really do love my family."
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Jade walked up to him, and stared him down. "Just yesterday, do you know what happened? Gus promised consequences, pretended to be family, and when all was said and done… He left like a kicked puppy. You 2 aren’t all that different. All of Ms. Lelouch’s enemies are the same, after all. Men. You talk a big game, promise how great and powerful you all are. You swear it’s all for her own good, but it always ends the same." Jade began speaking in a mocking tone. "I’m sorry! Please forgive me! I always knew you were the most perfect person to ever live" She returned to normal speech and stared him down. "Take off all that baggage of ego, you’re all left bowing to Ms. Lelouch just the same. She’s inevitable like that. Some of us just knew early." Jade.
10:19 PM
"…I see." Shuichi looked at her defiantly. "All this time, I’ve wasted my words on my daughter. You’re the real witch pulling the strings, are you? Calling yourself beneath us so you escape suspicion and continue to prod at her insecurities for your own game. What is your endgoal? Killing her and taking over? Living the highlife while your slave to lust believes herself in any kind of control? What specific manner of fiend are you?" Jade just burst out laughing. "…Hm?" Shuichi.
10:22 PM
"You really don’t get, it do you?" Jade. "You’re so desperate to view me as manipulative… You really think I'd call myself beneath you? You’d be beneath the gum I scrape off my shoe. I’m much greater than you." Jade. "Oh? And what allows you to make such a claim? What do you hold that I do not?" Shuichi. "Ms. Lelouch loves me." Jade shut the door on him.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/17/2022 10:40 PM
"I couldn't have said it better myself! I can't believe that asshole would dare talk about you like that though... I guess he really can't stand the thought of actual happiness without strings attached!" "Yeah... We both know you wouldn't ever betray or hurt me." Lelouch smiled at Jade. "And that's what really matters, right? You'd never lie to me, right?? There couldn't possibly be a perfect world that can be formed without the two of us together..." Of course, if she wanted to, she could've already sprayed me with that perfume already... She could've... "C-can I see the perfume."
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"Of course, I’d never hurt you or betray you, Ms Lelouch." She took out the perfume and held it out towards Lelouch. "He’s just trying to get inside your head."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/18/2022 7:38 AM
Lelouch hesitated for a second but took the bottle. "Thanks..."
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"I’m getting tired. We should get to bed." Jade locked the door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/18/2022 7:51 AM
Lelouch zoned out for a second but then snapped out of it. "Huh? Oh, yeah. You're right."
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Jade got ready for bed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/18/2022 7:56 AM
Lelouch did the same 👍
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Right as they were about to sleep, Jade turned to Lelouch "You can do anything, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/18/2022 8:07 AM
Lelouch embraced her and spoke to her over her shoulder. "Just please... don't ever leave my side. D-don't.." She held her tightly, not wanting to let go. (edited)
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"Of course. I'll never leave you, Ms. Lelouch. I promise." Jade smiled and held onto her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/18/2022 8:12 AM
Lelouch still didn't let go. If Jade doesn't then she'll just fall asleep like this 👍
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They fell asleep. ((End chapter))
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6: Altered Grounds
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch woke up in her bed the next morning.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:18 PM
She carefully unwrapped her arms around Jade in order to not wake her. Lelouch then got up and made some of her favorite goat-themed cereal (it is a mystery which one it is). After doing this, she quickly got ready for the day before Jade got up, and she checked her neck in the mirror. That bastard better not have left a mark... (edited)
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There’s a trace of it if you look carefully.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:24 PM
"..." She looked for a scarf or sweater that could cover it until ultimately deciding not to. He doesn't deserve me putting this much thought into this. Lelouch instead decided to wear the hit outfit seen in her picrew.
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Jade woke up. "Good morning, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:35 PM
Lelouch jumped. "Oh! Good morning, Jade!" Wait no... "I mean, good morning, cutie!~"
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"Hfhfjvjcjvjfhgdhfh." She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:40 PM
Lelouch smiled back. "New password 💜" She then grabbed the milk and set it next to the bowls of cereal. "I made breakfast, I hope you like it." She poured the milk.
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"I do. Thank you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:44 PM
"No problem!" Lelouch finished eating her cereal.
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"Are you alright?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:55 PM
"..." "Of course! Here, let me take that for you." She grabbed the bowls (assuming that Jade also finished eating) and went to leave them in the kitchen to be washed by someone else that wasn't her.
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((As in. The mini kitchen in her room or))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 3:56 PM
((yeah i fucking forgot that existed lmfao i guess she DOES wash it then))
3:57 PM
((what kind of psycho has a mini kitchen in their room. the one lelouch flaw))
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"I had an idea for what to do next."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:00 PM
"What is it?"
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"So far, you’ve helped me and Maria, but we need to step it up. The world needs to know of your greatness."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:11 PM
"And you had an idea about how to achieve that? Oooh let me hear it!"
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"Well, rather than individually going person by person, you could start by taking over a system that already exists. Like those guys who kidnapped us."
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"That way, you’d be able to help a lot of people at once."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:22 PM
"Hmm we also figured out how to help everyone at the school. That'd be a good system to start with."
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"Yeah, but school's out for the weekend."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:28 PM
((when is the AG calendar dropping!!))
4:29 PM
"Oh, right haha. Sorry, I'm a little bit out of it." Lelouch smiled.
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((It's SATURDAY because it's day SIX))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:49 PM
((ummmm i dont care!!))
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"That’s alright. I understand."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 4:59 PM
"So you want to take over that group of kidnappers? It probably wouldn't be too hard to find them if Hav hasn't left this building completely." Lelouch's eyes brightened. "Wait! Of course! Why don't we use the ventilation system for this whole building? Even if Hav and those other guys manage to get away, at least we know we have control of the people at the front desk. They could secure them for us!"
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((Wait when did you learn his name am I crazy))
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Ehn/PC
He checked. "It says Hav Kerloe."
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:01 PM
((hi))
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((Oh right))
5:02 PM
"But is he a high ranking member? It'd be easier to jump right to the top."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:14 PM
"Well the point of doing that would be so he can take us to that person who's at the top. It'd be guaranteed to be without tricks."
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"I'm asking if he could even talk to them. You can probably look it up, actually. Most big criminals are common knowledge."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:18 PM
"Ummm I guess you're right actually. Let's see what I can find." Lelouch opened her phone and googled 'criminal organization with white suits' in hopes of finding the group's name.
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There is no useful result.
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5:18 PM
"Try looking for mafia leader in Avengard."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:19 PM
Lelouch does this.
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Every result points to the most common suspect.
5:20 PM
Jeff Johnner.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:20 PM
((ksndknskdjei))
5:20 PM
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((MORI CALLIOPE))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:23 PM
"Jeff Johnner? Mm maybe this will work." Lelouch pulled up that one website where if you put someone's name you can find their number, address, age, etc. ((really fucked up that it's a real thing i hate the internet)) (edited)
5:23 PM
"Hopefully it's not a fake name..." (edited)
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((I'm going to say that's NOT a thing because everyone would have abused this already otherwise))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:44 PM
((umm fucked up!))
5:44 PM
Lelouch looked up the name a NORMAL way to see if she could find any contact info or an address.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:46 PM
((19))
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There is no home address. Not in the sense that you can’t find it, but it quite literally seems he doesn’t own a home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 5:51 PM
"Mmmrggh come on! There has to be something..." She starts clicking around at random threads and links. Even if he's Homeless! there has to be SOME way of contacting him or finding his recent whereabouts.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 6:15 PM
((1))
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Lelouch downloads a virus.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 6:19 PM
(( g ))
6:22 PM
"Ah fuck! Stupid ads covering the screen... arghhh!!" Lelouch tosses the phone across the room and grabs her backup one that she has because she's rich or something. "I give up. What am I supposed to do with just a name!"
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((You remember that you met him before right. Just making sure))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/1/2022 6:27 PM
((i wouldnt remember which BASICALLY means lelouch wouldn't either (in character (why would she care about Some Man))))
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((WTF….))
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch’s phone rings.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 2:15 PM
((the thrown one or the other? or both at the same time.....)) (edited)
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((Both I guess?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 2:26 PM
Lelouch annoyingly checks who's calling.
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It’s the same unknown number as last night.
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Ehn/PC
Lelouch’s phone rang.
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 2:37 PM
((this time?))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 2:40 PM
Lelouch doesn't recognize it because she didn't in fact see the number before probably. "Ugh, probably just more spam. Ads and spam are the worstttt." She kept mumbling about how cruel the internet is as she declined((is that the word?)) the call.
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The number calls back 5 times in a row.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 2:53 PM
"Oh come on! I've already had enough of you and your stupid viruses and scams!!" Lelouch blocked them.
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"Maybe instead of where he lives, we should look for public appearances? Everyone has to go outside once in a while." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:05 PM
"Mmm alright." She looked this up.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:06 PM
((6))
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No luck.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:08 PM
Lelouch handed Jade her phone. "I seriously can't find anything! Maybe you'll have better luck."
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"…How would that work? It’s the same search engine, it can’t possibly be randomized depending on who uses it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:14 PM
"I mean. I uh... Googling phrases is hard! You could come up with, I don't know, a different search?" Lelouch realized how stupid she sounded, "Whatever, it's probably impossible to find on here. I bet he never even goes outside..."
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"Maybe we should go with your plan and find Hav Kerloe, then?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:18 PM
"Yeah, let's go with that. He should be of at least a little help."
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"Do you know where he is?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:26 PM
"Well he's either in his apartment or he's not... We can go knock on his door?" "Honestly, I still think it's a better idea to use the vents here like we did in that store. It'll only help us as we know more people will have our backs, and it'll help them too like with Maria! It's a win-win scenario."
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"Alright. Your wish is my command." She nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:35 PM
Lelouch smiled, "Let's go then!"
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Jade exited the apartment.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:40 PM
Lelouch did this too 👍 With the perfume out of sight from any possible Shuichi Appearances of course.
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Jade got in the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:55 PM
Lelouch got in as well and pressed the button for the roof of the apartment. "They're usually here, right?"
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There is no roof button.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:56 PM
"I guess we have to take the stairs." Lelouch held onto Jade's hand and walked out of the elevator before it closed. If it did close, she pressed that one button that opens the doors again.
3:56 PM
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The stairs do not go higher than the penthouse.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 3:58 PM
"Why is everything being way harder than it has to today??" Lelouch checks if there's literally any way to get up there.
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There is not.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:00 PM
"Mmmm someone in the lobby should know how to get there. We can ask them about Hav too while we're at it."
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"That sounds logical, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:12 PM
Lelouch went BACK to the elevator and pressed the button for the lobby.
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Jade went with her yup.
4:12 PM
The elevator opened up in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:12 PM
((is there anyone there?))
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There’s a receptionist. This raises no questions about unquestioned firefights in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:22 PM
Lelouch handed Jade the perfume. "For the receptionist 💜 "
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Jade took it and sprayed the receptionist. "Listen to every word Ms. Lelouch says."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:23 PM
"Thanks Jade!"
4:24 PM
Lelouch directed her attention to the receptionist. "Is Hav Kerloe currently in the building?"
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"He left for work." The receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:37 PM
"Give me your phone. Oh, unlock it too."
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They unlocked their phone and handed it over.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:41 PM
Lelouch put her number in the contacts and texted herself to know it was the receptionist's phone. "Call me when Hav gets back tonight. Make sure to specify whether he's alone or not."
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"Understood." The receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:43 PM
"Another thing, how can I get to the roof?"
4:44 PM
It's probably not worth doing this today now that I know that Hav for sure isn't here, but it's good to know just in case...
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"There’s no way to access the roof." The receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:45 PM
"Isn't that where all the ventilation system stuff is?"
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"It used to be. Shuichi Maoziwam made us move it to behind the building." The receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:52 PM
"Oh! Do you know why?"
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"He does not like people being above him." The receptionist. "Men." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:56 PM
((LMAO))
4:57 PM
Lelouch groaned. "Whatever, still works for us." She turned to leave but then remembered, "Don't tell anyone about our conversation or the perfume. Act like normal from now on, and if I text or call you do everything I say."
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The receptionist nods. "So I suppose that’s a dead end for now." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 4:59 PM
"All we have to do is wait. This should hopefully work though, and we can stay near his room so he doesn't hide in there or something."
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"Still, it’s a long day. Don’t you deserve more fun than to just wait around, Ms. Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 5:26 PM
"I will say that it does sound boring," Lelouch laughed. "So what do you have in mind?"
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"I don’t know."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 5:29 PM
"L-let's go out on a date! Just the two of us!"
5:30 PM
"We can go watch a movie! Or maybe go shopping... though I guess we already did that?"
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"That sounds great!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/6/2022 6:52 PM
"Omfgilysm💜💜💜" Lelouch says this like it's one word.
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((You’re busy so no session))
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"Omfgilysm too."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:13 PM
She hauus. "Is there anywhere specific you'd like to go to?"
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"Not really. I’ll let you decide."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:15 PM
"Hmmmm..." Lelouch pulled out her phone (not to be confused with putting it up) and googled 'best places to take a cute girl out on a date Avengard'.
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((I refuse to look up something like this but uhhhh not sure what it would recommend))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:20 PM
((ksndjjkdjne)) ((confirmation it would say the movie theater (has The Velocipastor)))
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((Sure let’s go with that))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:24 PM
"It looks like The Velocipastor is having a showing soon; we should go watch that! I heard it has a girl who beats the shit out of some guys which is pretty neat."
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((I refuse to let the fucking velocipastor exist you’re so evil))
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2:33 PM
"That sounds great!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:38 PM
Lelouch ordered the tickets online. "Let's get going then!"
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"Alright." She nodded.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 2:48 PM
Lelouch went to the elevator, pressed the button for the lobby, and walked in the direction of the movie theater with Jade if there's no interruptions or anything.
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Jade followed her all the way. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 3:04 PM
Lelouch went up to those ticket people and showed her phone. "By the way, Jade, I bought 5 sets of tickets depending on where you wanted to sit. It would be the worst to sit down only to find out the people in front of us are too tall for us to see anything!"
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"Good idea!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 3:10 PM
Lelouch smiled. "Thanks!" She then did the thing where you walk into the theater. Pretend she bought popcorn before too because it'd be EVIL to not do that and Lelouch would never be EVIL.
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Jade also does the thing where you do that.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 6:23 PM
Lelouch showed Jade the different seats she bought. "Do you have a preference? And don't say you'll sit wherever I want because where I want to sit is where you want!"
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"Sorry, Ms. Lelouch. But I really will sit wherever you want. I've never been in a movie theatre better. I don't know how to pick out a good seat..."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 6:40 PM
"Anywhere you pick will be great! You can even choose randomly if you'd like! And anyways, I technically already picked out these sets of seats, so this way we both have a say."
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"If you insist." She picked one at random.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 9:28 PM
"Oooh good choice!" Lelouch smiled and then walked to the seats and sat down as people tend to do when they have seats.
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Jade also did the things people tend to do when they have those things.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 9:36 PM
She is watching The VelociPastor. (The VelociPastor first ten minutes spoilers) "Ughhhh are you serious? Men really are so full of themselves that they'd just loveee to watch themselves drive for two minutes straight. This movie blows!" Lelouch started grumbling "Carol better come on screen soon..."
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((Can't believe you're trying to spoil me on this film))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 9:39 PM
((you are now forced to watch the movie. see you in an hour))
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((I'm not doing this))
9:40 PM
The movie goes by quickly enough. Lelouch's phone rings.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 10:12 PM
Important note that Lelouch cheers at the second to last scene. Choo will get what I mean in the future probably. Lelouch's phone is on do not disturb because movie theater courtesy. She may talk and yell during movies but she would NEVER have her phone go off in the theater.
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The film is DONE.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/13/2022 10:20 PM
She isn't going to go through the effort of turning it off yet though she's hanging out with the Jade!
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch and Jade are in an empty theatre now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:16 PM
Lelouch checks the time on her phone and sees the call notification. ((Does she recognize the number?))
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It’s the receptionist from the lobby. It’s now 2PM.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:18 PM
"Oh! This should only take a second, Jade." Lelouch calls the receptionist back.
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They pick up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:24 PM
"Hello? What's up." Lelouch made sure not to mention anything specific.
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"He’s here."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:28 PM
"Got it." She hung up. "Seems that Hav is back. We should get going." Lelouch sighed, "I wish I could spend more time out with you, maybe another day."
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"Of course." Jade smiled.
2:32 PM
Lelouch’s phone rings again.
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Ehn/PC
"Of course." Jade smiled.
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:33 PM
Lelouch smiled back 💜💜
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Lelouch’s phone rings again.
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 2:34 PM
"Hm?" Lelouch checked the number.
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It’s Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:05 PM
Oh yeah, isn't she still at the base? I wonder if that other guy is with her... Lelouch answered but didn't say anything. She also started making her way back to the apartment.
3:05 PM
If it's noisy in the theater, she muted herself.
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"Help!" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:08 PM
Without thinking, Lelouch unmuted herself. "Are you alright?? What's wrong?"
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"Mom is back…" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:24 PM
Lelouch calmed down after hearing that. "Maria, that isn't possible. Don't lie to me." Maybe she's just confused... (edited)
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"She just came back all of a sudden! I don’t know what to do!" Maria. "She never does." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:29 PM
"I need you to quiet down. Are only you and your mom there? Has she already seen you?"
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"It’s just her, and she’s already taken me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:35 PM
"What??" That isn't supposed to happen... Didn't I tell her to leave?? "Where are you right now?"
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"At my house."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:43 PM
"What do you mean by 'taken me' then?" Lelouch started speed walking towards the base instead of the apartment. "Hav is going to have to wait. Sorry Jade."
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"I’m in the car right now. I think she’s… mad at dad again." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:47 PM
"Is she driving? If it's possible, I need you to sneak out. Before you do that, though, let me see your location." Lelouch did the Thing on the Find My app (she is an Apple user) where you can see other people's locations. She didn't send her own, however. "I'm going to be there as soon." ((How long would it take for Lelouch and Jade to get there if they ran?))
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((Like an hour))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:52 PM
Lelouch texted the cop she Perfumed before and told them to drive to her location alone immediately without alerting anyone.
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The cop pulled up in a car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 3:53 PM
Lelouch opened the door for Jade and then got in. "Drive us to [INSERT ADDRESS]. Quickly."
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He rushes there. "Do you have a plan, Ms. Lelouch?" Jade
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:01 PM
Lelouch muted the phone. "There must've been some loophole in what I said to her before. She should still listen to me now, so I'll simply tell her to leave in a way she can't work around later. If it doesn't work, though, we'll have to spray her again." "...I just don't understand why Maria isn't worried about her overhearing the phone call. I'm a bit worried something else might be going on here, but Maria shouldn't be able to lie..."
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They arrived. Maria Sr. is getting into a car, while Maria Jr. is in the back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:12 PM
((Are they in the driveway))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:17 PM
"Block their car from leaving."
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He stops in front of their car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:31 PM
Lelouch got out of the car while motioning to Jade to do this as well, ran up the driveway, and grabbed Maria's mom by the arm. "Get out."
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"Get off me, you dangerous lunatic." Maria Sr. Jace followed Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:43 PM
Lelouch sighed. "Jade, do the thing."
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:48 PM
((13))
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Maria Sr. broke free and ran away. Jade pulled out the perfume and tried to follow after her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 4:50 PM
Lelouch yelled at the cop. "Stop her!"
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The cop stopped her. "You want my daughter? She’s not yours to keep!" Maria Sr. was clearly panicked.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 5:01 PM
Lelouch ran up to Maria Sr. "Ugh, do you really have to make me run around so much... C'mon Jade let's get this over with." Seriously, why the hell did the perfume wear off.. (edited)
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Jade raised up the perfume. "Wait!" Maria Sr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 5:02 PM
"Do it. Please 💜"
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Jade sprayed her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 5:05 PM
"Tell me, why weren't you listening to me before?"
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"Because I don’t like you." Maria Sr. "You’re insane."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 5:10 PM
"Great, she's delusional. Well, I honestly have neither the time nor energy to figure out why the perfume didn't work so let's make this quick. Jump off the nearest bridge or building. As long as it's high enough to make sure I don't need to worry about you coming back here." Lelouch smiled, "And do not disrespect me again."
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"You’re going to kill her?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 5:57 PM
"I normally wouldn't, but what else is there to do? Clearly asking her to leave nicely didn't work before. And honestly I couldn't care less what happens to her."
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"I understand. I approve." Jade. "Please don’t…" Maria Jr.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 6:12 PM
"I already gave you a chance. You should be grateful." (edited)
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((This is Jr))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 6:15 PM
((oh lmao))
6:18 PM
"Well what do you want me to do! Let her roam around until she decides to come back? No, she's a disgrace that already wasted the chance I gave her! Trust me, we'll all be happier this way."
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"I know she’s just using me, but… Even then… I don’t want to kill her." Maria Jr. "She’s using you! I’m your mother-" Maria Sr. "Silence." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 6:27 PM
"You see what I mean! Every second this woman stays the more lies she spreads!" She paused. "Look, I understand what you're feeling Maria, but I hate to see you suffer. That's why I'm making sure that doesn't need to happen anymore. If getting her out of the picture will achieve that, then so be it."
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"But…" Maria Jr. "Say you agree." Jade. "I agree." Maria Jr. "Problem solved." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 6:41 PM
"...Yeah. Let's go." Lelouch turned away from Maria Sr. before stopping. "Oh, almost forgot. Don't mention this to anyone and make sure to take care of what I said before as soon as possible. And of course, don't do anything that can track back to us." Lelouch walked back to the cop's car. "That should be everything..."
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Maria Sr. left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:01 PM
Lelouch got in the car with Maria and Jade. "Take us to [INSERT ADDRESS FOR THE APARTMENT]."
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The cop sped off towards there.
7:03 PM
"I’ve apprehended Carolyn Blythe for the murder of Gus Amon. I’ll be bringing her in." A woman's voice came from the police radio.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
"?????" "Carolyn's been arrested? There must be some mistake here... She'd never commit murder!"
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"With the police radio, we can get that detective to drop it." Jade. "Just make that cop bring her to us."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
"Can you make that happen?" Lelouch directed this towards the cop.
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The cop spoke into the radio. "There’s been a mistake. Bring Carolyn to (address of the apartment). I’ll explain there."
7:12 PM
The woman responded. "State your badge number. This is serious business."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:27 PM
Lelouch motioned for him to answer. (edited)
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He gave his badge number.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:28 PM
Please work please work
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Silence.
7:29 PM
"Fine. But this had better be an incredible explanation." The woman.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:31 PM
Lelouch exhaled. "Glad that worked out."
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They arrived at the apartment.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:34 PM
((Is Carolyn there?))
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((Not yet))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:35 PM
"Let's stay in the car until they get here."
7:36 PM
"Jade, be prepared to use that for the woman."
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The other car arrived.
7:43 PM
Carolyn stepped out of the car, led by the female detective.
7:43 PM
"Do we go now?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
"Yeah. You lead the way." Lelouch directed the last part to the cop.
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The cop stepped out of the car. Jade followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:52 PM
Lelouch did as well.
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Maria followed.
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 7:54 PM
Carolyn gives Lelouch a smile "Fancy meeting you here. I suppose I have you to thank for stopping me from being dragged to prison?"
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"Kids? You interfered with the law over a bunch of kids?" The detective. "…" Jade walked up to her and sprayed her with a bottle of perfume. (edited)
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 7:57 PM
"Oh, I'm not exactly sure that's... helpful to the situation..." Carolyn looks a bit concerned "Detective James here was just doing her job."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:57 PM
"You can let her go now uhmm Detective James. Sorry about the misunderstanding."
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"You no longer suspect Carolyn Blythe of murder." Jade. "I no longer suspect Carolyn Blythe of murder." James.
7:59 PM
"Also, do everything Ms Lelouch asks." Jade added quickly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 7:59 PM
"Great! Looks like everything is solved now. Thanks Jade." Lelouch turned to Carolyn. "Can't believe that they would really believe you'd commit murder." She laughed.
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James uncuffed Carolyn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:00 PM
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:02 PM
Carolyn looks deep in thought for a moment, rubbing her wrists "I... appreciate it. No, that's underselling it, you've saved me today, I was really unsure on how to escape from this framing attempt. But... that perfume, it wouldn't happen to have been blessed by an... animal, would it?"
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Jade looked at Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:03 PM
"An animal? What makes you think that?"
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
Carolyn sighs "I wouldn't want your opinion of my sanity to drop, so perhaps I shouldn't push it, but... The way it was used on Detective James here, it looked like, well, I suppose mind-control would be one way to put it. And if that's the case, there's only one reason I can think of for you having a bottle like that. You were visited by them too, weren't you? Ehn, I mean."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:08 PM
Lelouch's eyes widened. "You were as well? You know who they are?"
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:09 PM
"Well, all I really know is their ability to grant powers... But yes, I was visited. It makes sense that you would be too, you deserve the reward for having such noble goals."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:11 PM
"Aw, thank you." Lelouch smiled. "May I know what you're able to do? It's only fair."
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"Magic powers? What are you people talking about?" James.
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:12 PM
"...Perhaps we should go inside first. My ability isn't exactly something I want as public knowledge."
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"Magic powers? What are you people talking about?" James.
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:13 PM
"Ignore what we're talking about, and don't tell anyone about it. Actually, just forget it all."
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Carolyn Blythe
"...Perhaps we should go inside first. My ability isn't exactly something I want as public knowledge."
Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:13 PM
"Yeah, that's probably a good idea."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:14 PM
Carolyn enters the apartment building "My apartment is the scene of a recent crime, so why don't we head to yours for a discussion. We have quite a bit of catching up to do, I believe."
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"You don’t want to go to Ms. Lelouch’s." Jade.
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:16 PM
"Oh? Well I suppose the lobby is fine." Carolyn looks around to make sure it's empty aside from them.
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There’s a receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:17 PM
Lelouch walked up to the receptionist. "Could you give us a moment alone?"
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The receptionist nodded and left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
"This should be good?"
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:19 PM
"Yes, thank you, Lelouch. Very well then, my gift isn't exactly as impressive as yours, anyway. I have the ability to read minds. Quite convenient for a therapist, don't you think?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
"Not impressive? But that's so cool! And it really is fitting!"
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Maria immediately distanced herself from Carolyn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:21 PM
"Is something wrong?"
8:22 PM
"You don't need to worry about Carolyn. She's a friend."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:24 PM
"No, it's an understandable reaction. Privacy is important. I'm just happy I made the right judgement, that you wouldn't be afraid of me prying into your secrets. That trust is important... Because now I'm starting to understand what the most optimal way to save people's happiness is, and that would be working with you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:27 PM
Lelouch's face lit up. "Ahh I knew you'd understand! Isn't this great, Jade?"
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"If you think it is, Ms. Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:28 PM
"Your secret is safe with us Carolyn, and I hope ours is safe with you as well. I'd love to work together with you."
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"Aren’t you a little worried…?" Maria. "Silence." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
"Why should I be worried? Like I said before, Carolyn is a friend." She laughed. "And honestly if there's anyone that should be worried it's her. Not that I'd try anything but, well, you know what I mean. Basically, I think we'll work well together knowing that we have the same goal."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
Carolyn nods "You really are everything I expected. But if we're going to work together, I'd like to know, does your perfume have limitations? The ability to make someone change what they think... I quite honestly can't think of a quicker way to achieving happiness."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:38 PM
"We're still trying to work them out. Actually, earlier someone that I had used it on a few days ago suddenly stopped listening to me. Besides that though it seems to work without fail." "Wait no, scratch that. There's one person it seems to not work on at all, being my father. I'm still not sure why, but it's been quite a pain."
8:38 PM
"I'm not forgetting anything, am I Jade?
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"Well, there was that vanishing guy one time." Ugh, can’t you let that detail go?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
((is this atmey saying this or jade thinking this or what))
8:42 PM
((also sorry but i have to go for a bit))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/19/2022 8:42 PM
((In that case I'd like to ask to stop for the day if that's fine))
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((Alright bye guys))
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((is this atmey saying this or jade thinking this or what))
((No one has indicated this statement in a manner visible to either of you))
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((Hi))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 3:26 PM
"A few days... So it would be infeasible to keep everyone under control... But, still, a workable enough time limit for my needs. Tell me, did you have any plans of your own? I know we have the same goal, but we might have been approaching it from different directions."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 3:36 PM
"Well, I'm still not sure about the few days bit. I'd have to check if that was only an outlier." I sure hope it is... "Before we talk about plans, may I know how your mind reading works?"
3:38 PM
Oh! Would we be able to communicate like this? Or is it only one way? Lelouch thought these words 👍
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 3:41 PM
"It's only one way, yes. As for how it works, it's a bit limited. I'm only made aware of active thoughts, so I wouldn't be able to find out, say, your Twitter password, unless you were actively thinking of what it is. Additionally, I need to be looking someone in the eyes for it to work."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 3:46 PM
"Aw, so I wouldn't be able to think messages to you from far away..." Lelouch looked a bit disappointed for a second. "But that's still definitely cool!" "About our plans then... Well, today we were trying to find out what was up with those white suit guys. We missed Hav, he's one of them who lives here, coming in though."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 3:49 PM
"Hm... Yes, I encountered him a couple days ago with Gus. Though, I'm afraid I don't have much information beyond the name. What was it that sparked this curiosity?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 3:53 PM
"A... lot. Hell, yesterday someone with the Hav guy started shooting at us. Not the ideal time."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 3:57 PM
"Oh dear, we certainly wouldn't want you injured, not with the amount of good you have left that you can do. It seems like everyone who Ehn visits has been involved in some sort of dangerous situation of this ilk. Perhaps it's a reward for our hardships. I have my own matters I'd like us to attend to, but your safety is first priority, so I agree that determining why someone would target you is an important step."
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"When you're as great as Ms Lelouch, the haters are inevitable." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:00 PM
Lelouch laughed. "Too true, too true. But Carolyn, what would your matters be? We could try to do both at once if possible."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:05 PM
"I suppose that is a possibility, although what I'd wish for you to help me with is less of a task and more of a lifestyle. You see, I've dedicated my life to extending the happiness of those around me. It often takes many weeks, or even months, of therapy to get them to a satisfying point. But with your power... Well, we could solve problems immediately, could we not? You changed the thoughts Detective James had. We could simply spray someone and tell them how to feel about their life! It's a revolution in how we treat patients!" Carolyn begins speaking uncharacteristically excitedly as she goes on.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:12 PM
Lelouch nodded happily. "Yeah, you really get it!! I'd love to help you with doing this!" Lelouch turned to Jade, "This is so exciting, it'll be so fun to work together!"
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"I'm so happy for you, Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:18 PM
"Aww I love you!!" Lelouch hugged Jade.
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"I love you too!" Jade hugged her back.
4:18 PM
Maria only got more uncomfortable as this went on.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:18 PM
((skill issue))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:21 PM
"...Lelouch, if I may, I do have one more question. If you agree with me, then would you be willing to begin our mission with Maria? After all, she doesn't seem particularly happy at the moment, nor when I met her last. It would be a good test for the perfume's effectiveness in creating happiness, don't you think?"
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"She's perfectly happy." Jade. "Maria, say you're happy." "I'm happy." Maria.
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:23 PM
"Is that so? If you're being honest, you wouldn't mind if I checked your thoughts, would you?" Carolyn looks directly at Maria.
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"Are you doubting Ms Lelouch?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:28 PM
"No, no, it's alright Jade. After I do this, I do have a favor to ask of you though Carolyn. I hope you don't mind." Lelouch turned Maria. "Maria, be happy."
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"I'm happy." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:30 PM
((idjdkdbdls))
4:30 PM
"See? She's doing great!" Lelouch smiled.
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((You already pinned it in your DMs I'm not pinning it every time))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:31 PM
((okay but this is funnier (she said i'm happy)))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:32 PM
"..." Carolyn is looking very concerned now "So, is Maria here already under your control, then? When you tell her to be happy, she isn't able to disobey?"
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"Of course." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:33 PM
Lelouch nodded, "Yup."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:34 PM
"I see. Are there any other commands she's restricted by at the moment?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:36 PM
"Ummm are there...? I don't think so, no?" She turned to Jade.
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"I don't think so." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:37 PM
Lelouch shrugged.
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:39 PM
"Excellent. If I may, I would like a word alone with Maria. It could be now or later, just at some point. As for now, what was the favor you wanted to ask of me?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:45 PM
"Alright, you can do that later then. For the favor, since you're able to read my thoughts and therefore tell when I'm telling the truth or not, I think it'd only be fair if I could be guaranteed the same. The truth I mean. Wait no, that's worded badly... what I mean is that I don't distrust you, but it would make me feel a lot better if I could know for absolute sure that you won't betray us or something." "Basically what I'm asking is if it's alright if I can use the perfume on you. I won't change your behavior, I'll just ask that you don't lie or hide anything. It won't hurt of course."
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:48 PM
"..." Carolyn sighs "Well, I can't exactly say no without confirming that I am indeed hiding something. I'll accept this condition, but first, I have a question. What do you think happens when someone dies?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:53 PM
"Well, I'm not sure and I don't particularly care. If you ask me, people spend too much time worrying about death when they should instead be focusing on their current lives. It disgusts me." While Lelouch was saying this, she started thinking about Shuichi. "Enough about that, you can use the perfume now, Jade."
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Jade raised the perfume up. She paused for a moment. "Do you smell something?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:55 PM
"What do you mean?" ((Can Lelouch smell something?))
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((Roll))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:56 PM
((I will also do this))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 11/26/2022 4:56 PM
((17))
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Carolyn Blythe 11/26/2022 4:56 PM
((5))
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Lelouch, carefully smelling the air, loses consciousness on the spot and finishes the chapter.
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7: Associated Gangsters
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Lelouch was awoken by the lights suddenly being turned on. Her head hurts, and her recent memories are somewhat foggy. It's hard to move or see. The material beneath her feels rough and uncomfortable, and her back is clearly pained from having to lay on it for a long time. "Lelouch? What are you doing?" A voice comes from nearby, but Lelouch is too dazed to identify it right now. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:04 PM
"Jade...?" Lelouch tried to turn her head to the voice. Oww...
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"No, I'm not one of the succubi which you've let drag you to the abyss. We don't even sound similar in any way." Shuichi Maoziwam smells the air for a moment. "Are you high?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:26 PM
Lelouch froze for a second. Shuichi? Why is he... She tried to get up and see her surroundings. "Where's Jade..."
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Lelouch is on the dining room table of their apartment. "Really? You aren’t denying it? Has your pathetic chase to escape reality truly led you to beg the grim reaper for a visit in such a disgusting manner? You disgrace both yourself and our legacy. And to think I had intended to congratulate you when next we spoke… Utterly disappointing."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:38 PM
Ugh, is he still talking? I need to find Jade. Lelouch got off the table (Why am I on this?) and tried to get to her room. "Jade! Are you in here?"
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:39 PM
((13))
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Lelouch immediately trips and falls over. She's too dizzy to walk straight. "You coward. Just what on earth have you ingested? Must I call a doctor here to keep you alive?" Still stuck with Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:47 PM
Lelouch tries to get up again. "Shut up already! Of course I'm not high what are you even talking about—" She faintly remembered Jade mentioning an odd smell. "It was... there was something in the lobby... Jade?! Jade are you okay??" Why isn't she with me? I thought she said she'd stay with me where the hell is she?? She tried to walk again while grabbing onto the table/whatever is there. (edited)
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"Something in the lobby? And your friend was..." Instinctively, he tenses up. Lelouch feels him grab her free hand and help her up. "Was anyone else there?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 12:57 PM
Lelouch tried to back away from reflex. "C-Carolyn was there." Carolyn? "Were you behind that? Do you know what happened??" Lelouch tried to ask Shuichi more questions but her head was pounding. Where's Jade where is she why isn't she here?? What if someone finds out about the perfume and and Wait doesn't Carolyn know too now...? "I need to go to the lobby..."
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"C-Carolyn? As in... Which one? What is her last name?" He seems incredibly tense.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:02 PM
"Why do you keep asking questions just take me to the damn lobby..." Lelouch said this weakly.
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"Do you truly believe you can do everything yourself? You can't even stand, you egomaniacal child! What force do you hope to wield in such a shape? Answer the question, now! You are in no shape to order any human around, much less your own father. Your servants would laugh at your pitiful form if they witnessed you now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:11 PM
"Just shut up shut UP." She grabbed her head with one hand and the wall with the other. "I don't have to answer any of your questions. Hell, I don't need you at all." She attempted to make her way to the elevator while using the wall for balance.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:13 PM
((11))
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Lelouch falls over again. "Is your hubris so unending? It will amount to nothing. Spare yourself the journey it took me. Answer my questions and I will fix this for you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:19 PM
Lelouch didn't turn towards Shuichi and stayed on the ground. "Will you hurt her."
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He sighs, and takes too long to answer.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:23 PM
Lelouch started crawling towards the elevator. She didn't have the energy to care about how pathetic she looked. If I can just get in there, I can call someone... yeah I can call that cop guy or Shawn and they can help... yeah they'll listen to me...
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"...I won't hurt her. I have no reason to. If I wished to separate you 2, I would have done so long ago. But you are my daughter. You hold my name, my very blood in your veins. At the very least, I owe you your independence. Your life is yours to lead. No matter who you bring into my home, no matter how many times you refuse to speak to me, I will honor it. I have no care for how you waste all that I have given you. Otherwise, why would I have given it to you? Why would I have had children? Why would you continue to live in this luxury? All I have, I have for you, Lelouch. You may not understand it in your simple mind, but it is the truth. I know you did it. The break-in, that was you. No one else would have reason to steal that perfume, outside of sentimental value. But I pride myself in a daughter who was willing to go so far to achieve her ends. Remorse is encoded into our feeble, broken minds. But I believe you can be more. Legacy. Eternity. That is what you represent. What I leave for the world. And when I have finished with this brief mortal existence, this world itself is yours to do with as you please. Bend it to you will, bend to it's will. All will be your choice. The world ends with you, it begins with you. Whether I approve of that journey, or you disappoint me utterly... It matters not. That is the truth of your life." He takes a pause. "But I would appreciate if you led such a prestigious life above the ground." He crouched down in front of her and extended his hand.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:52 PM
"Legacy"? Really? Why does he have to sound so full of himself all the time. I'm not just something he left for this stupid world, I'm my own goddamn person... Lelouch bit her tongue and took Shuichi's hand. "You talk too much. Just take me to the elevator and I'll answer your questions on the way down."
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He smirks, and helps her up. "Very well."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 1:58 PM
It's taking everything Lelouch has to not punch Shuichi. Not that she could pull it off considering the state she's in. (edited)
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He brings her to the elevator. "Now tell me… Is it Carolyn Blythe?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:03 PM
She sighed. "Yes. Why does it matter to you though?"
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"…Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!" He kicks the ground in a surprising act of anger. He immediately pulls out his phone and dials someone.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:06 PM
"H-hey!" Lelouch tries to grab the phone. "What do you think you're doing??"
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"I’m calling the people who have her. What do you think you’re doing?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:15 PM
"H-huh? Oh." Lelouch was confused.
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He takes his phone and calls someone.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:22 PM
"Put it on speaker. Please."
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"No." He answers Lelouch, before turning to his phone. "Are you alone?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:30 PM
She glared at him (LIKE FROM) but that was all. Trying to fight him would be useless right now, wouldn't it. Ugh, this is the worst.
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"What on earth are you doing? When I instruct you not to harm my daughter this includes her entourage. You are to do nothing against her."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 2:41 PM
"Are they alright?? Are both Carolyn and Jade there?"
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"The new...? What did you do? Are you truly going to feign all innocence? Kerloe is loyal, but most of all unlike you he is not prone to childish bouts of stupidity. Fix this now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:00 PM
Kerloe? Is Shuichi the one behind those white suit guys? No, isn't that Johnner? Maybe he just works under him then... Does that mean he knows that Kerloe and the other dude tried shooting me? Lelouch let out a small laugh. Of course, he just keeps spouting these nonstop lies about being proud of me or whatever. Was he okay with me being killed this whole time? I mean, it makes sense. He did literally choke me... He's never cared about me. Those white suit guys on the other end of the phone probably know he's making everything up right now. They know that I'm here with him. And they already have Carolyn and Jade... I have to get over there. I have to help them. No, I still can't move around. Goddammit I can't do anything right now! I don't even know where they're being kept... If I just knew they're location I could get Shawn over there. Yeah, doesn't he have crazy strength or something? It should be fine. It'll be fine. Lelouch took out her phone (if she has it). Even if I don't have the location right now, I can just ask everyone to look for it. They can't say no. I'm sure they'll eventually find them.
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"Meet me? Are they truly so (ableist slur)?" He looks over at Lelouch for a moment, and sighs. "Give me the address."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:07 PM
((Does she have her phone?))
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Lelouch has her phone.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:12 PM
She texted Shawn while holding her phone in a way that could be powered off immediately if Shuichi grabbed for it. Lelouch: "What are your thoughts on cereal?" She waits for him to respond or mark the message as seen unless it takes more than 15 seconds.
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Shawn has blocked Lelouch's number.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:22 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? She texted The Cop's number instead. Lelouch: You should still be able to track my location. Follow it, but do not make it obvious. If you see that I, Jade, or Carolyn are about to get hurt, then step in and eliminate whoever is trying to harm us. She stopped typing. Wait, that's right, Maria might be there too. Lelouch: Protect Maria as well if she's there. Lelouch turned off her phone and put it in her pocket while staying aware of any possible notifications.
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Shuichi hung up the phone. He tells Lelouch an address. "You wanted to fix your own problems, did you not? Your head should be clearing up by now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:28 PM
Wait... is this a trap? Why is he telling me this. Well, not that it matters. If something happens to that cop, I can just get another to help me once Jade is back. Lelouch nodded and then called The Cop.
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The Cop picked up.
3:32 PM
The elevator arrived at the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:32 PM
((Is there anything of note in the lobby?))
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((No))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:42 PM
Lelouch speaks into the phone that's wild. "Change of plans. Come pick me up."
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The cop agreed to it. "Goodbye, Lelouch." Shuichi. "Do not betray my expectations."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 3:52 PM
Lelouch hung up on The Cop. She then slightly nodded in response to Shuichi and went outside to wait.
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Shuichi left with the elevator.
4:00 PM
The Cop, on the other hand, never shows up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 4:02 PM
She called The Cop again.
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A different person picked up. "Hello?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 4:13 PM
Seriously??
4:13 PM
"Who is this?"
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"You answer that first."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 4:18 PM
She hung up and then deleted her message history with The Cop. "Why must everyone make everything harder for me!" She walked back inside the lobby to look for the receptionist.
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The receptionist looks at Lelouch wordlessly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 4:24 PM
"Give me your phone."
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They give it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 4:31 PM
She calls Shawn's number.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:01 PM
((hi))
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((I didn’t forget you it’s just taking a bit))
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Shawn picks up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:19 PM
Lelouch spoke on the phone. "What are your thoughts on cereal?"
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Shawn Duveldt 12/10/2022 5:20 PM
Shawn hangs up
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Shawn immediately hangs up.
5:26 PM
Shawn calls back.
5:27 PM
((You can post it and I’ll say it after ig))
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Shawn immediately hangs up.
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:28 PM
Lelouch slammed the phone on the receptionist desk. "I SWEAR TO GOD!" She then looked up at the receptionist. "Wait, how could I forget, you can just drive me there. You'll drive me there, right? There's no reason for you to randomly disappear or ignore me?" She started laughing. "I mean, I really hope you--" She then heard the phone buzz. Huh? She picked it up. (edited)
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"Hey! Lelouch! What the hell are you doing to my bro!" It’s Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:32 PM
Lelouch didn't answer Kite. Instead, she put the phone on speaker (assuming no one else is in the lobby) and put it on the desk face-up. She got out her own phone, put it on the notes app, and wrote: Say everything I type on here Lelouch? Sorry, this is [INSERT YOUR NAME]. I was trying to contact Shawn. (edited)
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"Lelouch? Sorry, this is The Receptionist. I was trying to contact Shawn." The Receptionist. "Huh?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:36 PM
((HOLY SHIT. THE RECEPTIONIST NAME IS REAL))
5:37 PM
Lelouch typed Is he there? (edited)
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"Is he there?" The Receptionist.
5:44 PM
"I trust my bro! If he says you're Lelouch, you're Lelouch!" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:46 PM
There must've been some understanding. I can assure you I'm not. This is going to go nowhere. I doubt Kite will give the phone back, though I do wonder why he called me again. Maybe if I can just get their location... but it'd probably be faster to go straight there without them. (edited)
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"There must've been some understanding. I can assure you I'm not." The Receptionist.
5:49 PM
"Oh yeah, then why do you want to talk to my bro?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 5:58 PM
Lelouch suddenly had an epiphany. Well, while I may not be Lelouch, I was going to tell him something important about her. She mentioned you two once or twice and talked about about how you were heroic and liked helping people. I was hoping you could help her and her friends from the dangerous situation they're in. (edited)
5:59 PM
There's not much that I can do myself, unfortunately. (edited)
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"Well, while I may not be Lelouch, I was going to tell him something important about her. She mentioned you two once or twice and talked about about how you were heroic and liked helping people. I was hoping you could help her and her friends from the dangerous situation they're in. There's not much that I can do myself, unfortunately." The Receptionist.
6:03 PM
"Lelouch said that about me, huh? Well, I guess a villain would recognize how heroic her opponent is. Best seat in the house for that, y'know?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:04 PM
Lelouch smiled. Men are so predictable. Are you willing to hear me out then?
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"Are you willing to hear me out then?" The receptionist.
6:18 PM
"Yeah, sure. Tell me what’s up. I’ll decide if a hero needs to swoop in." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:21 PM
There was an incident in the lobby. Someone used a gas to knock them out, but since I wasn't there at the time I only realized afterwards when I saw the camera footage. I have reason to believe that they're at [INSERT ADDRESS FROM SHUICHI HERE]. I'll be honest, the people there are probably dangerous. That's why I need people who are reliable to help them.
6:22 PM
Of course, she does not actually type [INSERT ADDRESS FROM SHUICHI HERE].
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"There was an incident in the lobby. Someone used a gas to knock them out, but since I wasn't there at the time I only realized afterwards when I saw the camera footage. I have reason to believe that they're at [INSERT ADDRESS FROM SHUICHI HERE]. I'll be honest, the people there are probably dangerous. That's why I need people who are reliable to help them." The Receptionist.
6:26 PM
"So it's just Lelouch and her friends, right?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:28 PM
There could be others from different incidents as well. It's been happening a lot lately, though it's not always in this form of knockout gas.
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"There could be others from different incidents as well. It's been happening a lot lately, though it's not always in this form of knockout gas." The receptionist.
6:30 PM
"Serves them right for hanging out with a loser like Lelouch. Everyone knows Advent Guard's where it's at!" He hung up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:32 PM
"What."
6:33 PM
"You know what? I'll just take that as him saying he'll help. Yeah. Exactly." She turned to The Receptionist, "You have a car, right? Drive me to the address I mentioned before."
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"I don't have a car."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:45 PM
Lelouch slammed her fist on the desk. "Why didn't you just tell me that in the first place?! You know what? Whatever! Who cares if some rando knows where I'm going anymore. I'm calling a fucking taxi!" She does this via taxi app.
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A taxi arrives.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:53 PM
Lelouch got in. ((Does she recognize the driver?))
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((She does not))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 6:57 PM
"Take me to [INSERT ADDRESS] as quickly as possible. It's important."
6:58 PM
She passed him a $100 bill.
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He drives off to some abandoned building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 7:25 PM
Once they arrive, Lelouch steps out of the taxi since she already paid the driver. While staying cautious of her surroundings, she tried to peek in.
7:26 PM
((Are there any cars or vehicles?))
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((Doesn't seem to be))
7:27 PM
A bunch of people wearing white suits are inside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 7:30 PM
Lelouch's heart started pounding. It's okay it's alright. Shuichi said at least one of them is loyal to him... If they find me, all I have to do is say I'm his daughter. Unless that also fucks me over. But it won't! I just have to sneak in and find Jade and she can take care of the rest. It's simple, really. She breathed in and out before heading for the back of the building.
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There's a small exterior staircase at the back of the building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 7:32 PM
Lelouch quietly went up it.
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It leads to a door inside. The second floor of the building is mostly made up of catwalks, with a small office on the opposite side of the building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 7:44 PM
Lelouch looks to see if anyone is in the office. She also tries to hear for anyone/any conversations.
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So she makes her way there?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 7:55 PM
((Yeah)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:10 PM
((20))
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Lelouch makes it to the office without being spotted.
8:15 PM
This person is inside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:16 PM
She looked around for anything that could be used as a weapon.
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There's like. A crowbar I guess.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:28 PM
She takes the crowbar, opens the door, and beats This Person over the head with it with the intent of knocking them out.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:34 PM
((11))
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She stops Lelouch and overpowers her. "You're a child. Did you expect to do anything?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:42 PM
Dammit! I just need that damn suit...! "Where is Jade??"
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"Jade? Which one is that?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/10/2022 8:46 PM
"You don't even bother to know their names??" Lelouch grimaced and then spit in her eye. She hoped that would be enough to distract her.
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Lelouch is hit in the head by the butt of her gun. She loses consciousness. ((End session))
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch wakes up tied to a chair. Jade and Maria are also tied to chairs in the same room. The girl who knocked her out is watching them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:16 PM
"Jade!" Lelouch tried to jump up out of the chair but PROBABLY failed due to the fact that she is tied up.
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Lelouch fails. "Lelouch!" Jade fails in the exact same way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:26 PM
Lelouch struggled against the rope/whatever it is tying her up. "You, pink hair. Untie me already, would you?"
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"No." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:35 PM
This better fucking work, Shuichi. "I'll have you know that I'm Lelouch Maoziwam! People will not be happy if they find out you've kidnapped me." She would say this was dramatic gestures, but unfortunately that is not quite possible.
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"I’m aware."
2:36 PM
"But Gus Amon is already dead, anyway. You can be patient." Both of these are the girl still.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:40 PM
"Like he's the only one who would come to help me... I already told others about where I'd be. They'll probably be on their way now."
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"Then we’ll deal with them when they get here. The final say comes down to my father."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:44 PM
"Really? Your father? Even with your little group you have to follow some lame-ass guy? At least I'm not stuck with one right now, I guess..." Lelouch sighed.
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"If you gave it a chance, I think you’d find that family is very meaningful." (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 2:55 PM
"All they do is try to take advantage of you to make themselves feel better." She glared at the girl but then caught herself. "I mean, if it weren't for your family I'm sure you wouldn't be spending your time kidnapping random people. Aren't there better ways for you to be spending your time than this? I honestly feel sorry that you feel the need to be doing your father's dirty work."
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"Yeah! Ms Lelouch is free! She doesn’t need family to feel meaningful!" Jade. "There’s no point to freedom, or anything. If I weren’t doing this, I’d be doing nothing at all." The girl. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:06 PM
"That's not true! There's so much out there that you can do! Here, if you untie me and my friends, we can go out for a nice meal. You'll quickly see it's much more enjoyable than this could possibly be." Lelouch smiled.
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"I’ve had plenty of nice meals with my father. And I’m smart enough to know when I’m being manipulated by you." The girl. "Oh please, like Ms Lelouch needs anything from you! You should be honoured she offered!" Jade. "I’m not." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:14 PM
"I can't say I expect you to be if all you've ever known is your father and you don't understand how sad the life you're living is. It's still disappointing though."
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"I chose my father. I’m not helpless." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:20 PM
"Whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better."
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"Lelouch did far more than choose her own father. She chose not to have one." Jade. "I don’t particularly care about your exploits." The girl. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:28 PM
This is just sad to hear. I should try finding her after this is over with and get her out of this boring place. "What are you waiting for anyways? Going to stand here for the rest of your life?"
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"That’s none of your concern." The Girl. "What about mine?" Jade. "It’s not yours, either." The girl. "Maria's!?" Jade. "…No." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:32 PM
"I'm... pretty sure it is our concern. I'd like to get back home soon if possible."
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The girl doesn’t respond. "Ms Lelouch has very important business to attend to!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:40 PM
"Ignore me all you want, but you better not ignore Jade."
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"You better not ignore Ms. Lelouch!" Jade. "Are you going to ask to not ignore Maria, to complete the comedy routine?" The girl. "No, you can ignore Maria." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 3:45 PM
((banger routine))
3:47 PM
"Just give an answer, will you? Or do you not know? Wouldn't be surprised if you were withheld information from that father you love so much."
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"I don’t mind if he withholds information from me. I’m not very paranoid." The girl. "Are you calling Ms. Lelouch paranoid? You bitch! Ms. Lelouch just knows better than everyone!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:01 PM
"There's really no need for that, Jade. She's just once again trying to make herself feel better about her situation." She smiled.
4:02 PM
"I can't say that it isn't annoying that none of us knows what's going on though."
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"I’m perfectly content with my situation." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:05 PM
Lelouch rolled her eyes.
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"Let’s just ignore her back. How are you, Ms. Lelouch?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:28 PM
"I'm doing better now funnily enough. I missed you a lot."
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"I missed you too!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:30 PM
"Are you feeling alright? You weren't hurt, were you?"
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"No, I’m alright." Jade. "I was hit in the head…" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:35 PM
Lelouch was caught off guard for a second. "Who hit you??"
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"It was that guy who shot at us the other day." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:40 PM
"That asshole again... At least you seem okay now."
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"…I think he was after Carolyn." Maria. "It obviously makes more sense for him to target Ms. Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:52 PM
"Wait, that's right... where is Carolyn anyways?"
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"I don’t know…" Maria. "Well good job on that." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:54 PM
Lelouch turned to Pink Hair Girl. "Hey, you at least know if Carolyn is here or not, right? Or do you really not know anything at all?"
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"She’s not here." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 4:59 PM
She's not here? So she's out there doing who knows what? Did Shuichi know that or... No, this is a good thing. She can send for help. She'll definitely come help us. She definitely won't go around telling people what she knows. Right, I can trust her. I just need to find her when we get out of here, and I can get this all figured out. "Huh, at least they told you that much."
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"I know everything I need to." The girl. "You don’t know the greatness of Ms. Lelouch!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:04 PM
"Awww I love you Jade 🥰 " Lelouch 🥰s.
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"I love you too, Ms. Lelouch!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:07 PM
"Pink hair girl, would you mind moving me over next to Jade?"
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"I don’t enjoy playing 4th wheel." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:09 PM
"And? Do you even enjoy anything."
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"Yes." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:10 PM
"That doesn't have to do with your father?"
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"I too am capable of emotional complexity. I just don’t feel like wasting it here." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:13 PM
"Uhuhhh."
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"Ms. Lelouch is the most emotionally complex person ever." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:26 PM
"No you areee 💜 "
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"No you!" Jade. "Umm… How well would you say I’m doing?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:30 PM
"You're doing good as well." Lelouch continued hauuing at Jade.
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"But you’re doing better!" Jade. Maria shuts up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:44 PM
"Ilysmmm"
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"Ilysm22222222" Jade.
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5:45 PM
"These aren’t words." The girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 5:45 PM
Lelouch ignores her.
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There’s a commotion outside the room.
5:52 PM
The girl opens a box in the corner of the room, and pulls out a large gun. You catch sight of the perfume bottle inside the box.
5:57 PM
Lelouch can identify the commotion as the yelling of Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:03 PM
Lelouch smiled to herself. I knew it'd work. She then mouthed to Jade. 'Yell at them for help' They'll probably rush in here faster if they know there's someone other than me.
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"Heeeeeelp!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:04 PM
Come on, get in here Kite!
6:05 PM
'Keep shouting'
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The Girl takes her big gun and aims it at the door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:10 PM
Huh, I guess they don't realize how useless those things are yet.
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Kite tears through the wall of the room, instead of using the door. Shawn is with him. Around them are a bunch of white suit guys, some heavily injured.
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 12/17/2022 6:12 PM
(())
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:11 PM
((hi))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:12 PM
((hang on one sec))
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6:14 PM
Shawn plugs his ears
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"Hey, bro! Help me out here!" Kite. The girl aims the gun at Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:15 PM
"Help us out too please!" Lelouch nodded towards the rope tying her up.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:15 PM
Shawn stands in front of kite(ears still plugged)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:16 PM
((by plug do you mean with your fingers or ear plugs?))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:16 PM
((Fingers lol))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:16 PM
((lmfao??))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:16 PM
((I DIDNT HAVE TIME OK))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:17 PM
((skill issue))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:17 PM
((Says the person who literally got kidnapped again))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:17 PM
(( :( ))
6:18 PM
Lelouch impatiently waits for Kite and Shawn to take care of Pink Hair Girl.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:19 PM
((I’m like shivering again but I don’t have any sweatshirts they’re in the wash))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:19 PM
((wtf i'm sorry ily))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:19 PM
((ILY2))
6:21 PM
“Hey wait,” Shawn says to Pink hair girl “Shoot Lelouchs not us! She’s the evil one!”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:21 PM
"What are you talking about? We've just been having some nice conversations."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:22 PM
Shawn doesn’t hear this
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:22 PM
Lelouch rolled her eyes. "Can't stand men. Can listen to no one but themselves."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:24 PM
((Literally (Shawn isn’t listening to@anyone)))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:26 PM
((Using emojis that aren’t even real… stupid Lelouch)))))
6:26 PM
((That was too rude sorry))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:26 PM
((nah it was mb i didn't realize nqn wasn't in the server))
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Kite destroys the girl's gun. "Gotcha! This is gonna be your head soon, Lelouch!" "Her head looks nothing like a gun, you idiot!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:27 PM
"Yeah like. Literally what is the resemblance. Really."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:27 PM
“He’s talking about the crowbar!!” Shawn does not say, as he didn’t hear Kite say anytbing
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:28 PM
"Uhhh Kite, what's with Shawn? He does know that plugging your ears like that doesn't block that much sound, right?"
6:29 PM
"Is he scared of the sound of gunfire or something?"
6:30 PM
((with proper earplugs lmfao))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 6:31 PM
((Okay I’m really sorry but I need to take a short break to eat I know this is the worst time))
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((Alright))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:33 PM
((i literally was going to say the same thing))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 6:45 PM
((im back. ready whenever you are lea 👍))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:11 PM
((Just had to eat dinner and then have a debate with my parents whether trans people are allowed to exist or not))
7:11 PM
((Fun times))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:11 PM
((wtf))
7:11 PM
((sorry lea))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:12 PM
((It’s ok..))
7:12 PM
((I don’t think I’m like fully in the clear yet I’ll let you know when I’m fully back))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:22 PM
((i m back)
7:22 PM
Shawn kicks Lelouch
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:25 PM
"H-Hey! What's your problem??"
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The Girl runs off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:25 PM
"Shit, she's probably going to get backup."
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"Uhh, who do we deal with first? Damn, having 2 worst enemies is so confusing!" Kite.
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"Shit, she's probably going to get backup."
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:25 PM
"Great job Shawn."
7:26 PM
"You could release us? You're the good guys, right?"
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:26 PM
Shawn kicks Lelouch again
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:26 PM
"Wow you suck at being a hero. What kind of good guy kicks someone while their tied up??"
7:27 PM
She makes sure to say everything loud enough for Shawn to hear. ((Higher than 15 dB!)) (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:27 PM
“I’m not listening to you!”
7:27 PM
Shawn focuses on kicking the Lelouch so he doesn’t hear her
7:28 PM
((I’d roll to hit but I don’t think it’s possible to miss))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:29 PM
Lelouch debates kicking him back or spitting in his face, but opts to instead call out to Kite. "Hey, care to hold your friend back a bit???"
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((I literally spoke here after you came back. Just a lot of channels and you guys respond quickly))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:30 PM
((i
7:30 PM
((my brain is in many places right now!!)$
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:31 PM
((our dynamic is simply the fastest))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:31 PM
((i love making sure children are not setting the house on fire))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:31 PM
((LIKE FROM BEE AND PUPPYCAT???))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:31 PM
((YEAH!!!))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:31 PM
((so true so true))
7:31 PM
Shawn kicks lelouch extra hard
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"Okay, good choice, bro! Lelouch really is more evil!" Kite moves towards them. "So, who here gets to go free? Just admits she’s evil and I’m better, and you get to go!" "As if any sane woman would ever admit that!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:33 PM
"Are you serious??"
7:35 PM
Fuck it. Lelouch blows into Shawn's eyes. Like in the way that makes people flinch cause it's unexpected you know.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:35 PM
((Should i like. Roll if this works))
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((Yeah sure lmao))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:36 PM
((incredible))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:36 PM
((9)) (edited)
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Shawn flinches. This accomplishes nothing.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:37 PM
This accomplishes SO MUCH actually. In the brief moment that Shawn is flinching from flinching, Lelouch shouts "WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON CEREAL"
7:38 PM
"I'm just. REALLY CURIOUS."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:38 PM
((Does shawn hear that))
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Lelouch Maoziwam
((with proper earplugs lmfao))
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:38 PM
((i will point to the sign))
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((Shawn DOESNT hear that just because I hate people who factcheck things))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:39 PM
((oh COME ON dawn))
7:39 PM
((really....))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:40 PM
If I get rid of her... will this feeling go away? I- I can't take this "What's the matter, Lelouch? Too scared to use your ace in the hole?" Shawn says this, unaware that Lelouch has already used her ace in the hole
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"Hey, bro… Can you drop it? Lelouch is my rival, I’m supposed to be the one kicking her when she’s down." Kite stops his thing to look annoyed at Shawn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:44 PM
Lelouch tries to keep her composure. "Yeah Shawn, we have like, a thing going on here."
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"Yeah, see? She gets it!"
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:44 PM
((DONT AGREE WIth HER))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:44 PM
Lelouch nods emphatically. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:44 PM
Shawn can't hear but he can get the general vibe of the area
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"Ms. Lelouch, you aren’t actually going to agree with him right? This is below you!" Jade. "Shut up! She’s below me!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:46 PM
Shawn is caught between his desire to kick the lelouch and his desire to listen to kite and hesitates for a second
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:46 PM
"It's alright Jade. really." She looks back at Kite, "Okay but SERIOUSLY Kite what is up with Shawn. Are you and your 'bro' not on speaking terms or something?"
7:46 PM
"Seems likes he's ignoring you a lot."
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"Who the hell is Shawn? That’s my bro, Beetle! Right bro?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:47 PM
"Sorry, sorry. Beetle."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:47 PM
"Kite, don't listen to a word she says! Every single thing that comes out of her mouth is POISON"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:48 PM
"God, he even thinks I'm saying craziness. Literallyyyy just asking a question."
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:48 PM
"Don't let her drive us apart. We're here to kick her ass."
7:48 PM
Shawn kicks lelouch again
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:48 PM
"See!! He's not even listening to what you said before!"
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:48 PM
((she. she knows shawn cant hear him right))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:48 PM
"Ah, quit it already!" To Shawn.
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Shawn Duveldt
((she. she knows shawn cant hear him right))
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:49 PM
((yes))
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"Hey, why’re you doubting me, bro? I’m way more undivided by Lelouch than you are!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 7:49 PM
((Sorry I need a minute))
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Ehn/PC
"Hey, why’re you doubting me, bro? I’m way more undivided by Lelouch than you are!" Kite.
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:50 PM
"This really is sad to watch. I thought you guys were true bros..." Lelouch hung her head. (edited)
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"Hey, we’re truer bros than your gang of dumb girls!" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:52 PM
"I never said you weren't! I just always thought you'd listen to each other no matter what! I kind of looked up to it, y'know?"
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"Y-You look up to me?" He stops. "Huh?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 7:56 PM
"Well, you are really cool! Nobody can just waltz in a place like this and not get hurt. And the way you saved us before, it was really amazing. The teamwork you and Beetle showed was honestly a bit touching... I guess that's why it makes me so sad to see your relationship now. They're supposed to be built on communication..."
7:57 PM
"Can't really do that if one side won't listen at all. But I guess it's not really my place to say anything, it's between you two."
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"…Huh. Uhhh…" He just starts looking physically uncomfortable. "Uh, this wasn’t supposed to happen. Can you, uh… Just start antagonizing me again? We’re supposed to be rivals here."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:03 PM
"Sorry, I don't know if I'll be able to do that until I know you two are alright. It just doesn't feel the same without the duo working together at their best."
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"…" He just runs away in distress.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:04 PM
((kdndjjdjs??????????))
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"Good job, Ms Lelouch!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:05 PM
"So... true?" Lelouch is legitimately surprised at this reaction.
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 8:25 PM
gyssss
8:25 PM
i was gone (edited)
8:26 PM
fucked up
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:26 PM
((hi))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 8:27 PM
Shawn kicked lelouch a bunch during this whole interaction
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:27 PM
((lmfao))
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Shawn Duveldt 12/17/2022 8:28 PM
"Kite? Wait, Kite, where'd you go?!"
8:28 PM
Shawn runs out behind Kite
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:28 PM
((separate channels?))
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 12/17/2022 8:29 PM
lelouch route no way
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:28 PM
((hi))
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"Typical useless men…" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:29 PM
((are the chairs they're sitting on made of wood))
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((Yes))
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((Is that all you had to say))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:41 PM
((sorry got caught up in stuff))
8:42 PM
((give me a min))
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((Yes))
Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:44 PM
((this doesn't actually matter i changed my mind)) Lelouch made her body as small as possible by sucking in her stomach and attempted to loosen the rope tying her up.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:45 PM
((3))
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This fails.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:47 PM
"Dammit. Hey Jade, I'm going to try to move over to you so you can untie me unless you have a better idea." (edited)
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"Okay!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 8:47 PM
Lelouch does this 👍
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 9:01 PM
((9))
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Lelouch’s chair falls over.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 9:04 PM
"Owowow shit... god fucking dammit!!"
9:05 PM
She started looking around the ground to see if there was anything she could possibly use to cut the rope.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/17/2022 9:21 PM
((2))
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This fails.
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9:26 PM
A girl enters the room with a gun. ((End session))
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((No session this week))
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A girl enters the room with a gun. ((End session))
((This is what she looks like))
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((Lea is gone iirc so no session this week))
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((No session))
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((No session(ihy)))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/24/2023 11:50 AM
((i might actually be able to make this saturday if lea can. definitely can't next saturday though))
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((WDYM NOT NEXT SATURDAY??????))
11:52 AM
((Are you guys fucking trolling me))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/24/2023 12:20 PM
((i told you this repeatedly!! for months!!))
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((You SPECIFICALLY said this Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam BOT 1/24/2023 12:20 PM
and february 4th
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/24/2023 12:20 PM
((yeah these are two different things but this saturday i can try to work around))
12:21 PM
((next saturday i cant unless i get an early time (i will not know this until day of))) (edited)
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((I haaaaaate you soooooo much))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/24/2023 12:31 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam
Lelouch opens her eyes and looks at the familiar ceiling. Thank god her posters of cute girl hugging gifs are still up there and haven’t fallen. Not that they truly are gifs of course (they are posters (cannot move)). Truly, this is why the internet is superior to real life. After shaking off her grogginess she remembers that girls actually can move in real life and therefore hug. I guess the battle between Real Life and the Internet is still stuck in a tie.
Deleted User 2/11/2023 9:23 AM
replying so i can backread from here
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Lelouch Maoziwam 2/24/2023 10:58 AM
omg
10:58 AM
lelouch maoziwam
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Lelouch Maoziwam
Lelouch opens her eyes and looks at the familiar ceiling. Thank god her posters of cute girl hugging gifs are still up there and haven’t fallen. Not that they truly are gifs of course (they are posters (cannot move)). Truly, this is why the internet is superior to real life. After shaking off her grogginess she remembers that girls actually can move in real life and therefore hug. I guess the battle between Real Life and the Internet is still stuck in a tie.
Lelouch Maoziwam 2/24/2023 11:01 AM
you call this complex
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((Don't post too much here, and also if you do use parentheses...))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 2/24/2023 11:02 AM
((omg she's a rich person i love it. also, apologies!))
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((You can DM me your thoughts that's probably cleaner))
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They arrived at the first floor lobby. A figure in a white suit entered through the front. Their face was completely obscured by bandages, with the exception of 2 eyes that poked through.
Lelouch Maoziwam 3/4/2023 3:17 PM
so I'm here, where do I go next?) @Ehn/PC
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch turns on the tv and puts on Yuri is My Job! episode 1 and starts eating her MEGA SIZE Cinnamon Goast Crunch. (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam 3/9/2023 7:50 PM
Bookmark)
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((I JUST REALIZED THE JOKE OF THE NAME MARIA I HATE AG UUUUUUUU))
Lelouch Maoziwam 3/10/2023 2:52 PM
@Ehn/PC)
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Gus looked miserable. "S-Sir, she's been keeping people in here for days. She's been hiding this- these girls here without your knowledge." "And? Was it not you who told me just earlier that you advised her to hide this? Who did you take me for? Did you believe that if my daughter stormed into my home wearing some common bitch around her arm, I would even care the slightest bit? Of course not! I demand only 1 thing from this pathetic girl I have sprung upon this world. Respect. The respect to know that I care not what she does! The respect to not hide secrets from me! The respect that I, as a father have earned! …Did you not comprehend such a basic fact? A fact I have been open on towards all of you for years? Or did your own bruised ego carve such a delusion into making? Did you desire to rip that respect out from under me and steal it for yourself!? Was my daughter's admiration so venerable to you that you required forging a villain in your blithe displays of heroism? And when my daughter did not worship you as her own, did that bruise you so deeply you considered it urgent!? Is that the miserable gears that drove you to this act!? You frail, sentimental, old fool! Is that what drove you to believe your injured narcissism required my attention!?" Despite Gus being taller, Shuichi looked down on him like an ant. "Pathetic."
Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 12:05 PM
Bm bc DISCORDS BEING A DICKSCORD
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 2:38 PM
((Hi. I've finished))
2:38 PM
@Ehn/PC))
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A girl enters the room with a gun.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 2:56 PM
Lelouch once again struggles unseductively, trying to untie herself by any means. Man, the least they could've done was given us complimentary Cap'n Crunch Punch Crunch to apologise. Her eyes dart up to the armed woman. Shit! A girl! Why now? I can't even offer to hold her gun for her... Despite this thought, she plays herself how she usually does with women. "Hey! Don't come closer! It's too dangerous for someone as pretty like you." She shouts, despite the subject of her worry weilding a gun.
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"Dangerous? I'm the one with the gun." The girl. "But Ms. Lelouch is far more powerful than a mere gun! She's destined to create a perfect paradise!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:07 PM
"Well I wouldn't be able to do it without you, Jade..." Lelouch chuckles, a slight blush to her cheeks. No, can't let the cute gf distract you! "Right, yes...you do have a gun." She Lelouches while she's tied up. "Do you think maybe you could untie us? Such a beautiful lady like you could never work for the villains, right?"
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"That's correct. We're the heroes here, though you wouldn't understand." The girl moves behind Lelouch's chair. "I'm going to untie the three of you and take you with me. Don't make me shoot you. It would be inconvenient to do it now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:14 PM
"Alright. Jade, Maria, we're going to follow...uh..." Lelouch tried to think of some cool name for the girl...She's snappy, quick-to-the-point, and has a gun...almost like... "We're going to follow Poppin' Pebbles!"
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"Got it!" Jade. "Umm... Okay." Maria. "That's... Not my name." She untied Lelouch, and aimed the gun at her. "Don't do anything stupid."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:17 PM
Lelouch did this v "If that's not your name, what is it?" (edited)
3:18 PM
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She doesn't answer, and just starts to untie Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:22 PM
(i keep forgetting i have a gf named jade /j)
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Lelouch walks over to Jade "Hi cutie...you alright?" She
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s Jade
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(she doeswn't but you get the gist)
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"Ms. Lelouch..." She tries to discretely point her head to the box you saw the perfume in earlier.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:25 PM
Lelouch looks at the box, and quietly 'ah's. Going over and grabbing the perfume before hastily making her way back to Jade.
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When Lelouch grabs the perfume, the girl finishes untying Jade and looks at her. "Get back here." Jade tries to grab the gun away from her. "Hurry, Ms. Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:28 PM
Lelouch sprays the girl with the perfume. "Sorry, Poppin' Pebbles. We can't trust you just yet."
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"Good job, Ms. Lelouch!" Jade. "Can... Someone untie me?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:32 PM
Lelouch gestures to Maria. "Could you untie her? Thank you 🥰."
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The girl untied Maria, who quickly ran by Lelouch's side.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:36 PM
"Alright, good." Lelouch nods, before looking towards Maria. "Are you alright? Are you hurt?"
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"No, I'm... Alright." Maria. "What do we do with her now?" Jade pointed at the girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:38 PM
"Hm...first of all, give me your gun. Second of all, state your name." Lelouch was firm with her words, a stern expression on her face. "Thirdly...why are you here?"
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She gives her gun. "My name is Eryn Whetchy. I'm supposed to move you to a safer location. But... Can I just say... You're looking really good today, Lelouch Maoziwam."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:42 PM
"Oh, thanks." She has a small smile on her face. Holding tightly onto the gun with one hand, she turns to Jade. "Can you hold onto this please babe 🥰?"
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Jade takes the gun. "But... why did you kidnap us?" Maria. "Do I answer what she asks?" Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:46 PM
"Mhm. Answer any questions Jade," she gestures to her gun-weilding gf, "or Maria," then to the forever third wheel, "have.*
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"My boss probably had more reasons, but from what I know, it was to keep you out of the way until we killed your father." Eryn. "Wh-What?" Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 3:59 PM
"Wait...Maria's father? Why would you kill Maria's father?"
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"He's interfered in plans involving Sean Niebel." Eryn. "Is dad... Is he dead yet?" Maria. "Not yet. They should be heading over to kill him right now." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:01 PM
Lelouch stumbled over her words a bit. "Well, take us to them! Right now! Fastest way possible!" She commanded.
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"Alright. Follow me." She ran out of the building. Jade and Maria followed her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:05 PM
Lelouch following like a SHEEP
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The ran down an alleyway eventually coming face to face with 2 men. Ouroboros Stanley, who is no longer a PC, and a younger man who shared some similar traits.
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((Ouroboros))
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((This is the other guy))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:10 PM
"Of course they're men." Lelouch pouts, looking over to Maria. "Maria, do you see your dad?"
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"Maria!?" Ouroboros. "What- what are you- I thought you were-" "That's my dad... And my brother..." Maria. "Dad, you have to run away! Get to safety!" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:21 PM
"Oh...is your brother trying to kill your dad?"
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"What? No!" The brother. "Eryn, what the hell are you doing here?" Jeff Johnner entered the alleyway from the opposite end, and pointed his gun at Ouroboros. Next to him is another woman with a gun, who looks incredibly drunk.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:32 PM
Lelouch turns around, staring at the other end. Why can't something ever go smoothly? She sighs, before turning back towards Ouroboros. "You! Run before they shoot you!"
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"I have to- ...I'm in..." Ouroboros somehow pulls a gun out of thin air and points it at Johnner. "Sorry sir, I've found love." Eryn. "That answers absolutely nothing. But shoot him while you're on the other side, that'll surround him." Johnner. "Don't!" Maria. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 4:37 PM
"Don't listen to him!" Lelouch commands, before turning to Johnner. "What gives you the right to go bossing others around?"
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"Don't recognize me, Lelouch? I figured ol' Gus would've talked about his coworkers more. I'm Jeff Johnner, second in command of this city's criminal underworld. Eryn there's one of mine." Johnner. "So, unless she's interested in suicide, she'll listen to what I say." "I don't even have a gun, sir." Eryn. "I had to give it to Jade." "Why on earth would you do that?" Johnner. "Love, of course." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:02 PM
"Under any circumstance," to Eryn, "don't listen to him." Lelouch nods, before looking to Jade. "Uh...Jade, could you pass the gun to me please?" :plead:
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Jade passes the gun to Lelouch. "Whoever shoots first is gonna start a storm of bullets in all directions. You ready to take that risk, or to hand Ouroboros over to us simply?" Johnner. "...This is so stupid." Ouroboros finds himself laughing. "Why did I do this? The king isn't supposed to join the charge with the knights and bishops." He dashes past Lelouch and grabs his daughter, his gun's muzzle not moving from the boss. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:10 PM
Lelouch is caught off guard by this. "Ah- Maria!" She looks at Jade, and then Eryn. "C'mon, we've got to follow em." (edited)
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Johnner opens fire. ((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:16 PM
in #dice, right?)
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((Yeah. Do /r and then 1d20))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:28 PM
(10)
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A shot grazes Lelouch's leg, and she falls over from the pain. The gun scatters across the ground. "Ms. Lelouch!" Jade isn’t hit, and rushes to her side. Maria's brother jumps behind Ouroboros to protect him, and takes 2 shots to the chest. Ouroboros and Maria escape the alley and vanish from Lelouch’s sight. Eryn runs after them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:36 PM
"Pfhhhh, ow...men..." She grits through her teeth.
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Johnner and the drunk girl approach them, guns ready. "For your sake, I’d hope you know where they went." Johnner aims his gun at Jade. "I’m not supposed to hurt you, but I don’t really mind turning your corpse into Swiss cheese." The drunk girl aimed her gun at Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 5:53 PM
(malfunctioning brain atm)
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Groans of pain..."Jade, stay back, I don't want you hurt..."
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"So that’s a no, then?" Johnner. "Sorry, Johnner. Looks like you missed your shot." An old man walks into the alleyway. "Crime not paying out as much anymore?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 6:10 PM
sounds of lelouch
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"Detective Scott. Or, may I call you Howard?" Johnner puts on a mock flattering tone. "Howard works just fine, Jeff." Howard returns the same tone. "I understand how this may seem, but if you took this to a courtroom, I’m sure you’d find the story favoured me quite well." Johnner. "I’m aware." He knelt down next to the man bleeding out. "Wow, couldn’t even manage to kill one?" "You gonna try it anyway then? Think that’ll work out in your favour?" Johnner. "As much as I’d love to waste our system's valuable time and resources, I don’t really see the point in jumping the gun. No, I think the only way I’m ever taking you in is a bodybag. I’ve made my peace with that. Haven’t you?" Howard.
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"Is that a threat?" Johnner laughs. "You think you can win a gunfight?" "I do." Howard smirked. "Face it, Howard. You’re-" Johnner. "I am facing it." Howard. "You didn’t let me finish." Johnner. "That’s the joke." Howard. "This a joke to you?" Johnner. "It can be." Howard. "You’re alone. No one else is gonna follow your suicide mission so eagerly. If wanna push it, things won’t go in your favour." Johnner.
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"You know, it's funny. People keep calling this a suicide mission and yet... What do you know? I'm still standing. Guess the loose cannon good guy isn't such a bad business model, is it?" Howard. "Good guy? Oh, please. I thought you were past the idea of considering cops the good ones. You really think putting a bullet in my head's gonna undo every innocent you've hurt to get here?" Johnner. "In your boss's head, maybe." Howard snickered. "No, I've got no intention to undo anything. There's no real 'good' guys in this battle. It's all just a game of pretending. When the press is gullible and favoring you, why stop them? But, cut to the core, this is just a game. Cat and mouse between me and those considered unstoppable." "You sure that's all? I figured you'd be a little angrier about us snatching your old boyfriend." Johnner. "Run out of ammo in this argument already?" Howard. "Well, no one's shot yet. Your move. You wanna die here or walk away to live another day?" Howard. "Detective Scott won't be backing down." A police officer walked into the alleyway.
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"Are you kidding me? You're actually gonna risk a kid's life over this?" Johnner. "Your move, Jeff. Die here over these girls who don't have anything to tell you, or walk along to live another day." Howard. "You really think you can kill us?" Johnner. "I'm hoping you'll make me." Howard. "You're dumber than I was told." Johnner. "Detective Scott isn't dumb... He's a hero. That's what you simply can't understand." Officer. The drunk girl whispered something into Johnner's ear. Jade whispered to Lelouch. "Are we really going to have to be saved by men...?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:03 PM
Lelouch mumbles under her breath, not really saying anything, more so angry at the fact she could barely get herself to stand..."Jade, could you help me up?"
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"You know what? Why bother here, right?" Johnner slowly backed away. "My thoughts exactly." Howard. "Kill ya later!" Drunk girl. The 2 criminals ran away. Jade helped Lelouch up. Howard turned to her. "...No need to thank me. I owed Gus a few favors." He turned around to leave.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:06 PM
Lelouch has a defeated look on her face. Did I really not only lose to some guy with a gun, but get saved by two dudes as well? This is not a W moment...
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She then looks up to Howard. "Brave of you to expect there would be one. Now...uh...what were we doing?"
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The officer suddenly punches Lelouch in the face, hard enough to knock her over again. "I owed someone else a favor, too." "Well, guess I'm in his debt again." Howard shrugged and walked over to the man bleeding out. "How dare you suckerpunch Ms. Lelouch!" Jade punched the officer in the face, producing an uncomfortable crunch from his nose.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:11 PM
She uncomfortably rubbed her face. "No one gets to do that! Especially not a man!" She retorts, standing up and brushing herself off. She furiously kicks him in the leg. (edited)
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(oh wait i'm knocked over)
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(there we go ❤️
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He covered his nose and ran over to Howard. "Ugh, what a cruel person..." She went to grab the perfume. "If you want to beat Johnner to the Stanleys, I'd suggest you move fast. They won't be as slow to the trigger if you're not there." Howard.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:17 PM
"Alright! C'mon, Jade! We've gotta hurry!" Lelouch lelouches her way out and runs
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"We do?" She followed.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:18 PM
(4)
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Lelouch and Jade get completely lost.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:19 PM
"Ah- was it here? Did they turn...gah..." Lelouch got out her phone and called Maria. "C'mon, pick up...:
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She didn't pick up. "Of course Maria got herself in trouble for no reason, and left it up to us to fix it... Can she really do nothing by herself?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:23 PM
"There's no need to think like that Jade..." She attempts to call again.
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She still doesn't pick up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:26 PM
Alright, second attempt at finding them here we go
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Eryn walked towards them. "I'm sorry, they got away."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:34 PM
"Dammit!" Lelouch pouts. She wasn't even able to log onto twitter today and do her daily anime girl gif...sad emoji.
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"But if I couldn't find them, Johnner probably won't be able to either." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/11/2023 7:40 PM
"Oh...Oh! That's good! That means Maria's safe." Lelouch smiles, and lets out a held in sigh. "Did you see anything or anyone else while you were trying to find them?"
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"No, sorry." Eryn. "Wait, what if we got someone else to save her for us?" Jade.
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"No, sorry." Eryn. "Wait, what if we got someone else to save her for us?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 3:43 PM
Lelouch looks towards Jade, intrigued. "But- who can we get?"
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"Do you remember the plan for tomorrow? Our revenge on that horrible jerk, Kite?" Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 3:50 PM
"Ohh yeah, the school thing. What about it?"
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"Well, we’d probably need to get Shawn for it again, right? Once Kite's out of our way for good, we can just make Shawn go get her for us!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 3:54 PM
"Ohh, yea! That's a real smart plan from a real smart gal!" She smiles, flirting attempt 1000098.
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"You’re much smarter than me, Ms Lelouch!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 3:56 PM
"Uvpudy You're still smart, Jade!" She blushes
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"You’re too kind, Ms. Lelouch!" Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:00 PM
"Stooop..." She chuckles. "So...where should we head to next?"
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"Well, we should find Shawn- Or maybe he’ll do something annoying again. Maybe we should surprise him before he wakes up tomorrow morning?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:36 PM
"Hmm..." Lelouch though long and hard. She didn't want to endanger Jade again, but she also wanted to save Maria. "Alright. But where would Shawn even be?"
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"At home, right?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:37 PM
"Do we know where he lives?"
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"No… But the school probably knows!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:39 PM
"Oh, so we should break into the school, find out where he lives and go there?" She was 100% serious.
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"Yup!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:41 PM
"Ahh, but it's way too late to do anything..." She grumbles. "Can we go home?"
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"Of course. Should we take her too? She’s not really part of us, y’know?" Jade points at Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:43 PM
'"Well, we can't leave her here..." Lelouch thonks
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"I can go to a hotel, if you really need me to." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 4:51 PM
"Oh, that's perfect! Stay safe, Eryn!"
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"Alright, goodnight." She left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:03 PM
"Right then. Let's go home!" She smiles, leading the way.
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Jade followed happily.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:04 PM
Lelouch rn
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They arrived back at the apartment building lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:07 PM
Lelouch walks up to the elevator and patiently waits for it to arrive. "Quite the day we've had, huh?"
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"But you still saved me!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:09 PM
"Couldn't have done it without you, though!"
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"But you did! You found me and saved me all by yourself!" The elevator arrived.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:26 PM
She got in with a smile. "Yea, but you've stayed by my side even when things were tough..." She giggles. "I love you, Jade."
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"I love you too, Ms. Lelouch! More than anything in the world!" She also go in the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 5:39 PM
"Xt7spvljf you're too cute." She presses the button for her floor.
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The elevator goes up to the penthouse. "You're even cuter!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 6:31 PM
"No, you're even cuter!" She went inside the penthouse and went to her bedroom.
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Shuichi Maoziwam stood in front of the elevator, blocking them. He had a dispassionate expression as he observed them. "So... You've succeeded at bringing her back. Good." His lips twisted into a smirk, but his shallow gaze didn't cheer up. "Isn't it remarkable how effective a little praise is? I gave you promises of impossible success, and you folded right into doing exactly what I wanted you to. Not so independent now, are you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 7:00 PM
Lelouch looks at him, an unamused expression on her face. "Uh-huh", she responds, not listening. "Can you move?"
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"Hmph. I see you are able to express politeness. Perhaps the time I wasted on your childhood was not completely pointless, in its own tiny way. However, it is of no consequence on a greater scale. Your victory today is worth nothing more than ridding me of an insignificant distraction. You’ve boosted your ego over something like that. Truly, your very existence is a pitiful mistake from god." Shuichi chuckles slightly. "Did you know? Some consider me a god. But I assure you, if I had any divine control in this world, you would be replaced with a much greater daughter." "She told you to move. Do you want to get kicked again, you sorry excuse for a piece of shit? Ms. Lelouch has more important things to focus on than your depressive ramblings. No one cares if you hate her. If you want to distance yourself from her so bad, we’ll all be patiently waiting for your suicide. Ms. Lelouch wouldn’t bother with you even if it was just to kill you." Jade. He stepped aside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 7:18 PM
Lelouch completely ignores Shuichi, not caring for his monologue. Instead, she turns to Jade with a smile. "♥"
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"Let’s go, Ms. Lelouch." Jade walks toward Lelouch’s room. "…You witch. Do you believe your siren's song will destroy me on its own? That you hold such a power over anyone by simply using your feminine wiles over my daughter? Your actions may be evil, but they shall amount to nothing. Merely short term chaos which will erupt in your face like a firework of damnation! The idea of Shuichi Maoziwam shall last an eternity while your name is forgotten by all." Shuichi. Jade stopped, and turned to look at him. "Honestly, 'sir'? I couldn’t care less about you or what history thinks of me. As long as Ms. Lelouch loves me, there’s nothing else I need in the world. I guess if no one loves you, because you’re such a miserable pathetic wreck of a man, you have to go seek it from something vague like history? Honestly, when I put it like that, I almost pity you. Almost. But like most people, I don’t really care about tiny little ants I step on. If you have a problem with that, why don’t you come and kill me? Or are you just such a coward all you can do is talk big?" She entered Lelouch’s room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 7:52 PM
Lelouch giggles. Jade is so cute when she's (verbally) beating up mansplainers. She too entered her room. (edited)
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"We should head to bed early so we get ready before Shawn." She got ready for bed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 7:55 PM
Lelouch did that too. "You're right. Goodnight, cutie." She gave Jade a smooch on the forehead.
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"Hfhfjbifetchfugu. Goodnight, cutie!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 3/18/2023 8:00 PM
Lelouch sleeps cuddling Jade (if they're in the same bed)
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Jade goes to sleep. As Lelouch loses consciousness, she barely registers Shuichi entering the room with a knife before drifting off into unconsciousness. ((End chapter))
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8: Abrupt Gearshift
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Avengard / lelouch-maoziwam
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Lelouch wakes up the next morning. Despite the last thing she remembers seeing, Jade is fine and asleep next to her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 2:50 PM
Lelouch stretches, yawning. "Huh. That was weird." She says to herself, her voice quiet as to not wake Jade. She looks over, smiling.
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Jade does not respond because she is still asleep.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 2:52 PM
Lelouch gets out of the bed, walking over to her bedroom-kitchen-thing and pouring herself a hearty bowl of Cereal™️.
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Jade yawns as she wakes up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 3:11 PM
"Ah, morning, cutie!" Lelouch smiles, grabbing another bowl and pouring Jade one. "Breakfast will be ready in a few minutes. How was your sleep? Are you feeling better than yesterday?"
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"Yup! Good morning, cutie!~" Jade says it for Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 3:20 PM
"Ahh, I'm glad." She says with a smile, finishing the cereal bowls. Bringing Jade a bowl, she says, "breakfast is served!"
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"That's not the line." She says, disappointed. "Is something on your mind?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 3:23 PM
Lelouch's smile slightly falters, before she shakes her head. "Oh, nothing's wrong! Don't worry, cutie."
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"If you say so!" She starts eating cereal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 3:44 PM
(Sorry! Had to do smth)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 3:55 PM
Lelouch smiled, eating her cereal. Although she seemed happy, she couldn't shake the dread she had from yesterday.
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"So... Now we have to get to school quickly and fill that place up with perfume... And then we go get Shawn before he can wake up."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 4:16 PM
(Sorry sorry, I keep dying 😭)
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Lelouch nods, thinking. "Then we'd better get an early leave. Hopefully Shuichi hasn't woken up yet," she says, the last part directed to herself but loud enough for Jade to hear.
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Jade finishes her cereal and hurries out of the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/15/2023 4:34 PM
Lelouch quickly follows Jade, hoping not to bump into her father.
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Shuichi is standing in the hallway. With a resigned sigh, he just says: "You win." "We know." Jade keeps going.
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((Saturday))
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Shuichi is standing in the hallway. With a resigned sigh, he just says: "You win." "We know." Jade keeps going.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:11 PM
Lelouch rolled her eyes.
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"But mark my words, someday soon you shall regret your childish actions! The world you seek is not one of happiness! You will drown yourself in pointless gluttony until you finally realize you feel nothing and you can no longer swim free. That is the fate you have condemned yourself to! And… And when you can finally tell the lies of happiness apart from their deceit… You will remember the father who showed you the right way! And how you pushed him away in arrogance!" Shuichi. "Do you ever get tired of your own voice?" Jade entered the elevator and closed the doors behind Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:18 PM
"I know I do," Lelouch responded to Jade, singularly referring to Shuichi's voice. "So, do you have the perfume?" She smiled.
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"Of course." She took it out. "You cannot replace the loving embrace of your mother! You cannot replace the loving embrace of your brother! What you seek is simply arrogance and folly-" The elevator descended too far down for his words to reach them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:23 PM
Lelouch turns to Jade, smiling. "Do you think he practices those monologues in the mirror? Maybe he's got cue cards prepared for these situations." She chuckled.
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"Honestly, that nonsense is way too half-baked to be practiced. He just says whatever nonsense lies come to mind in the vain hopes he can ever reach high up enough to hit your spirit in the heavens."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:36 PM
It took a minute for Lelouch to put together what Jade meant, but she got it. "Awe, thanks."
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"Any time! I can’t let him ruin your mood like that." She smiled, kissing Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:41 PM
Jade gave a small peck on the lips back, before smiling wide. The fire in her eyes returned. "Now, are you ready to make our school a better place?!"
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"Yeah! And then the world!" The elevator arrived at the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:47 PM
Lelouch left, chuckling.
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Jade followed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 3:55 PM
No one? 😔. Lelouch walks to the school with Jade.
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It’s early morning, so it’s just teachers getting ready. Jade heads to the vent opening and pours some perfume inside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:02 PM
devious vibes
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"We should put on our masks, just in case." Jade gets in her villain costume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:10 PM
(We have villain costumes? 😭)
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((You got them in chapter 5 yeah))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:13 PM
(Ahh kk)
4:14 PM
"Ahh, yea!" Lelouch puts her villain costume on as well.
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Jade goes into the school and heads to the principal’s office.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:18 PM
Lelouchs sneaks alongside her gg
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She knocks on the door. "Let us in!" The principal lets them in, and Jade immediately starts digging through the drawers.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:24 PM
Lelouch keeps an eye on the door.
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"I found it. Shawn Duveldt." She reads out an address.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:28 PM
Lelouch nods "By all means,lead the way, cutie."
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Jade left the school and headed off towards Shawn's address.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:31 PM
Lelouch follows
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They arrived in front of his front door. Jade rang the bell. "Are you ready?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:36 PM
"Yea" (remind me wgat we're doing)
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The door opened, with 2 adults standing inside. Jade immediately sprayed them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 4:58 PM
(NOT THE PARENTS THIS NEVER ENDS WELL) Lelouch nods "Ah, quick thinking, Jade!"
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"Listen to everything Ms. Lelouch tells you." Jade. They nod.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 5:01 PM
"Is Shawn home?" She asks.
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"He’s still asleep." Shawn’s mom. "Ooh! Make him a bowl of cereal for when he wakes up." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 5:06 PM
"Hm...but he's a man, does he deserve to wake up to a bowl of cereal?"
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"Well, he’s still a useful one here isn’t he?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 5:28 PM
(Brb sor)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 6:44 PM
"Ahh, true...yea, I suppose he should be treated for being useful this once. One of you make Shawn a bowl of [cereal brand here)!"
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"We don't have that." The father. "Then go buy some!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 6:46 PM
"Yea. You, go buy some (cereal brand here), while you wake up Shawn!" She gestures to the dad and the mom respectively.
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They do this. ((End session))
6:47 PM
((Saturday is going to be evil))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/20/2023 7:27 PM
(Nooooo)
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Shawn's father leaves to go buy cereal and Shawn's mother heads to his room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 2:42 PM
Lelouch patiently waits.
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Jade sits down at the table.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 2:45 PM
Lelouch exists.
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Shawn's mother returns. "He’s coming."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 2:48 PM
"Ah good! You ready, Jade?" Lelouch smiles at her bae
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Jade smiles and nods.
2:51 PM
Shawn enters the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 2:51 PM
((oogas your booga)
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 2:53 PM
((Sorry give me a sec))
2:54 PM
"You... I thought..."
2:54 PM
Shawn is like a deer in headlights
2:55 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 2:58 PM
"Hi Shawn." Lelouch Lelouches.
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"Say the phrase." Jade whispers.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 2:59 PM
((Real quick))
2:59 PM
((Are shawns parents in this room?))
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((Your mom is))
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:00 PM
3:01 PM
Shawn snaps out of it upon hearing Jade speak. Fight or flight "IjustrealizedIforgotsomethinginmyroomandIneedtogoBYE" Shawn starts pacing in the opposite direction (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:01 PM
"Shawn, what are your thoughts on cereal?"
3:01 PM
(not hanging on /j)
3:01 PM
(letting go actually)
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:03 PM
Shawn keeps moving, and attempts to cover his ears, although his hands are shaky
3:03 PM
Gettothebaggettothebaggettothebag Shawn repeats in his head and focuses on it as much as possible
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:06 PM
Lelouch smiles. Putting the L in Duveldt with how easy this is. "Alright! Jade, you ready?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:08 PM
Ohgod oh god oh god oh god. WHy is this happening what the hell why why why She should be kidnapped she shouldn't be here she should be out of here I had the chance yesterday why didnt I go through with it why didnt I get her
3:08 PM
Shawn grabs the bag and goes back to shakily holding his ears
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Shawn Duveldt
Ohgod oh god oh god oh god. WHy is this happening what the hell why why why She should be kidnapped she shouldn't be here she should be out of here I had the chance yesterday why didnt I go through with it why didnt I get her
Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:08 PM
(common mistake)
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:08 PM
((DONT READ THEM)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:08 PM
(OH)
3:09 PM
(OK)
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"Ms Duveldt, stop him!" Jade. "Shawn!" She grabs onto him.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:09 PM
((i almost included like shawn spoilers in there lmao thank god))
3:10 PM
"M-Mom?" Shawn is shocked for a moment but holds his ears
3:10 PM
"Goddamn it, you too?"
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She tries to pry his hands off. ((Roll ig))
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:16 PM
Shawn has his hands somewhat pried off. He buried his ear in his shoulder
3:16 PM
“Mom, please. You love me right. Please. You can’t do this. She’s going to destroy us”
3:17 PM
Shawn attempts to get his hand out of the hold
3:20 PM
((17))
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((That was NOT your roll))
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:21 PM
((okayyyy)) (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:22 PM
((oh, so my roll?))
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:22 PM
((i mean i assume Atmey's))
3:22 PM
((it's an NPC's turn))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:22 PM
((ah gotcha))
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:22 PM
((or. not turn. whatever))
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Shawn's hands are pulled away from his ears. "Treat your guests with more respect."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:26 PM
Shawn starts crying a little bit "Mom, please. I'll never ask you for anything ever again. Please. I love you so much. Just let me out I can't stay here"
3:26 PM
There wasn't any way for him to open the door without uncovering his ears, anyway. Shawn was fucked from the start
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She doesn’t let go.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:33 PM
Shawn shoves her with his other hand, and reaches for the door
3:34 PM
((should i roll for this))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:35 PM
Lelouch just...watches. Guess it wasn't as easy as she thought. "Shawn, what are your thoughts on cereal?"
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Shawn is back under her control.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:37 PM
Ayyy "Alright, NOW are you ready to go, Jade?" She smiles.
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Shawn Duveldt
((should i roll for this))
Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:39 PM
^
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((I think either way it wouldn’t have changed anything))
3:40 PM
Shawn’s father returns with a box of cereal.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:40 PM
((i cant win 😭))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:42 PM
"Ohhh, right, the cereal. You!" She gestures to Mr. Duveldt, "please pour Shawn a bowl of that cereal."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:43 PM
Shawn is sobbing
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He does this. "Eat your breakfast, Shawn. This is a gift from Ms. Lelouch, so be sure to thank her for it."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:44 PM
Shawn doesnt move
3:49 PM
Shawn picks up the cereal, and turns to face Lelouch
3:50 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 3:50 PM
"Eat your breakfast, Shawn. Don't you wanna start the day healthily?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:50 PM
xrefcd xasxsaxedcsx
3:51 PM
Shawn picks up the bowl. Since he doesnt have a spoon he simply eats it with his fingers. He's still crying
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"If you’re going to cry, at least make it tears of joy." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:52 PM
Shawn doesnt know how take that as an order, but wipes his tears. "What do you want from me?"
3:53 PM
"God fucking. Why bring them into this?"
3:53 PM
"What did they have to do with anything. They're innocent."
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"Why are you pretending Ms. Lelouch is hurting them?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:56 PM
"Inserting thoughts into someones head, making them do and think and act as you want... That's the cruelest torture I could imagine."
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"Well, you must be very unimaginative." She laughs. "Stop questioning Ms. Lelouch."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 3:59 PM
Shawn doesn't say anything. He can't, actually
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"We told you to thank Ms. Lelouch for this. What are you waiting for?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:03 PM
A million thoughts run through Shawn's head, most of them in extreme anger or extreme panic, but he says a quiet "Thank you, Lelouch."
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"Did you hear that, Ms. Lelouch? Or should he say it louder?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:06 PM
Shawn tries to cry but finds himself unable to
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:07 PM
"I'm sorry, Shawn, I didn't quite hear you." She leans in, smiling. "What did you say?"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:08 PM
"Thank you, Lelouch." Shawn is so pissed
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:12 PM
"You are welcome, Shawn." Lelouch keeps smiling. "How're you enjoying your cereal I made your dad get? Personally, I prefer General Mill's Frosted Mini-Chex to it, but Kellogg's All-Bran Satana Bran is an appropriate meal to start the day to!"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:13 PM
"It's... It's alright. Sorta bland."
4:13 PM
"Would be better if I had a spoon."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:13 PM
"But do you deserve a spoon?"
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"Bland? You’re eating cereal and you dare to call it bland?" Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"But do you deserve a spoon?"
Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:14 PM
"That question sounds rhetorical."
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"Bland? You’re eating cereal and you dare to call it bland?" Jade. (edited)
Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:15 PM
"I mean... Do you want me to lie?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:15 PM
"It is. Also, Jade's right. Kellogg's All-Bran Sultana Bran is a staple of a classic breakfast! It's high-fibre and nutritional value make it entirely better than the cereal you'll regularly find!"
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:16 PM
"Is it? I thought this was the generic stuff."
4:16 PM
"It's good then, sure. Healthy."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:16 PM
"I suppose you just wouldn't understand the true greatness of cereal."
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"Generic? It’s cereal. What do your parents feed you?" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:17 PM
"Ask them. Theyre right here."
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"He eats on his own." Shawn’s mom.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:17 PM
"Yeah. Mostly eggs and toast."
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"How uncultured. Feed him cereal from now on." Jade.
4:24 PM
"You know where that friend of yours, Kite, lives right?" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:25 PM
"Yeah, I do."
4:25 PM
"If you want me to take you to him, I'll need to grab my phone from my room."
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"Definitely not happening. You’re going to bring him to school for us. And you aren’t going to go and tell him anything."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:27 PM
"Sure, I can do that."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:29 PM
Lelouch nods to Jade's words, agreeing. "Maybe one of us should stay by him, to make sure he doesn't ruin anything."
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"But wouldn’t that alert Kite?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:30 PM
"Hmm...true..."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:31 PM
"I can handle myself. I'm bound to your word, anyway."
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"Make sure he arrives a few hours late, so we can set everything up. It doesn’t matter what excuse you make, as long as you don’t tell him about us and you both arrive then."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:35 PM
"Got it."
4:37 PM
"Do you want me to go now?"
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Jade turns to Lelouch expectantly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:43 PM
"Ah..." Lelouch thinks about it, before nodding. "Yes, I'd say go now."
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Shawn Duveldt 4/22/2023 4:44 PM
"Alright." Shawn heads out
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"Don’t betray us!" Jade calls out as he leaves. ((Channel split))
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"Back to school, then?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:46 PM
"Back to school."
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She heads towards the school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:49 PM
Lelouch follows#
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People have started arriving, and naturally they’re all getting perfumed by what’s in the vents.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:55 PM
"Well, looks like our plan's working!"
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"Of course. You’re a genius, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 4:57 PM
"Awe, thanks!" (edited)
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"Anytime." She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 5:16 PM
"So, we've got to make Kite pay, right?"
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"Exactly."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 5:25 PM
(brb for a few)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 5:47 PM
(back)
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((Wb))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 5:49 PM
((im still stuck on what to do hh)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 4/22/2023 6:16 PM
(can we end session here? I know thats like, not a desired outcome and I am sorry, but my brain is just...stumping right now.)
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((Alright fine))
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((You said you were busy so no session))
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((Saturday))
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"Exactly."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 3:04 PM
(HI)
3:04 PM
(SORRY I FORGOT)
3:04 PM
(IK ITS NOT AN EXCUSE BUT IM HERE)
3:06 PM
"How many people do you think would be fitting?"
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"Fitting for what?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 3:08 PM
"Well, making Kite pay. Are we thinking whole school numbers or just a couple classrooms?" (edited)
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"But… What would these people be doing? Laughing at him?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 3:14 PM
"Ah, right! Yea, of course. He humiliated me, so what better way to get back at him than do the same to him?" She explains.
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"That sounds perfect! You’re a genius, Ms Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 3:36 PM
"Heh, thanks." She softly chuckles. "But back to my question, should it be the whole school that humiliates him? I think that punishment fits the crime perfectly myself, but I'd love to hear your opinion on it!"
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"Of course! So-called heroes like him only rely on the support of those around them. As soon as he sees that your fixed world hates him, he’ll have to realize that he was the real villain all along!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 4:07 PM
"Exactly!" She smiles approvingly.
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"Lelouch! I found you!" Eryn approached them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 4:09 PM
"Ah, Eryn!" She waves.
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"Perfect. The more the merrier, as they say!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 4:16 PM
"Well, since we don't have to go to school today...would you like to go do something? We could watch anime!"
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"I love anime!" Jade. "I’ve never watched any." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 4:33 PM
(sorry i got distracted over aunt fanny)
4:36 PM
Lelouch is...shocked. "Really? You've never watched anime?" She smirks. Clearly, she needs to impart wisdom upon this uncultured being. "Well, to settle you in, we'll watch..." She starts listing off different anime idk im not atmey. "That sound good?" She smiles, checking that Jade and Eryn were alright with the anime she had listed.
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"That sounds great!" Jade. Eryn has no opinion on this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 4:54 PM
"Great! We'll watch Aikatsu then!" (edited)
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((Why me!!!! I do not relate to Lelouch’s tastes…))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 5:10 PM
((Bc I do not know Annie May!!!!!!!!!)
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((How tf))
5:11 PM
((Idk just say aikatsu that’s the established Lelouch one))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 5:14 PM
((WDFYM HOW TF))
5:15 PM
((there done now respond))
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"I’m so excited!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:01 PM
(Uhhh where do we go)
6:01 PM
(Sorry i was busy)
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((It was your idea, you decide))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:05 PM
((IT WAS UR IDEA!)
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((I WAS BEING GENERAL! IM NOT WEITING THID CHARACTER FIR YOU))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:18 PM
((I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE THIS CHARACTER 😭
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((Well idk what you want me to say, I can’t just feed you writing forever))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:31 PM
Lelouch whips out her phone and shows Aikatsu off to Eryn, playing the first video.
6:33 PM
Jade is enjoying the show. Eryn just seems confused.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:48 PM
Lelouch is happy bc wam
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"What part of this is supposed to be fun? Where’s the action? The fights?" Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 6:57 PM
"Oh, you want fights? We can do fights!" She puts on that one anime with the anime girls and guns yk the one the cool one
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((Im going to assume you mean Girls und Panzer because that’s funnier))
6:59 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 7:03 PM
((yea that one))
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"Ms Lelouch… You shouldn’t change yourself for others. She should learn to love what you love!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 7:05 PM
"Oh, I'm fine with watching them. They're women in positions of power after all!" Lelouch smiles.
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"But you picked Aikatsu first."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/6/2023 7:07 PM
"Yea, but we're watching so that Eryn can understand the joys of anime."
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"Wouldn’t it be better to just make her understand with the perfume? She should love everything you love!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/7/2023 7:04 AM
FUCK i fell asleep)
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 2:22 PM
(Here)
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"Wouldn’t it be better to just make her understand with the perfume? She should love everything you love!"
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 2:24 PM
"Girls und Panzer depicts women in positions of power, and rightfully so. It's a great starting point for Eryn to understand the pleasure of anime!"
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((Don’t you read #ooc-threads… I delayed it by 2 hours because I was busy))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 3:52 PM
(Oh)
3:52 PM
((I don't really read general all that much.))
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"If you say so, Ms Lelouch…" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 4:16 PM
Lelouch allows Girls und Panzer to play for a few more minutes, before smugly turning to Eryn. "Well? Do you get it, now?"
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"Well, it’s certainly more exciting. But it’s also so silly, don’t you think a girl as cool as you should focus on serious things?" Eryn. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 4:27 PM
Lelouch face shifts, clearly offended by the comment. "Silly? Anime isn't silly! Watching it is an enjoyable and acceptable pasttime that I take massive pride in!"
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"But why?" Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 4:38 PM
"Why? Anime offers so much! It hass rich storytelling, unique visual style, and diverse themes and genres appeal to many. Character development and cultural exploration provide depth and learning opportunities. Plus, the community is amazing! It grows connections and shared interests! The only 'bad' thing I can think of is the amount of guys who don't appreciate the women in anime." Lelouch huffs.
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"Isn’t anime just made for lonely shut-in men to objectify women?" Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 4:45 PM
"Maybe to the uncivilised person, but when I better the world, people will understand the true artistry of anime and the women inside it. No longer will disgusting men objectify, they'd clear the way for the real fans of anime to appreciate women as they should be."
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"You’re really passionate about anime." Eryn. "Everyone has to be passionate about something." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 5:16 PM
(How long's left, would you say?)
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((Until they return?))
5:21 PM
((I mean Shawn and Kite))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 5:23 PM
(Uhh yea I guess?)
5:24 PM
(If that's what we're waiting for, yeah)
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((I can basically call it whenever but it would end the session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 5:27 PM
((Ohh)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 6:01 PM
"You should be too, Eryn!"
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"I am passionate about something, but… It’s more like a higher calling." Eryn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 6:33 PM
FUCK i forgot to respond sob)
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Ehn/PC
"I am passionate about something, but… It’s more like a higher calling." Eryn.
Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 6:33 PM
"Well, can't you be passionate about that and anime?"
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"She can." Jade. "I guess I can." Eryn.
6:34 PM
It’s approaching the time for Shawn and Kite to arrive.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 6:52 PM
"Exactly. Thank you, Eryn." There was a hint of sarcasm to Lelouch's tone.
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"Should we head inside to ambush Kite?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/13/2023 7:25 PM
"Yeah!" Lelouch responds excitedly
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They go inside. ((End session))
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((Next Sunday same time))
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((I lost track of time sorry)) They go inside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:23 PM
((ah gotcha yo)
2:25 PM
Lelouch leads, as she should ✨
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Jade goes to a window and watches through it.
2:32 PM
"They're here." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:39 PM
"Ahh...it's coming together better than I dreamed..."
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"Eryn should probably hide, right? He'll get alarmed if he sees her." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:41 PM
"Hm? Oh, yeah. Eryn, could you hide yourself?"
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"Will do. Call me back whenever you can! I'm always happy to see someone as great as you, Ms Lelouch." She leaves.
2:46 PM
Shawn enters the school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:52 PM
#lelouch-and-shawn right?)
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((Was just waiting to see if you'd react first))
2:52 PM
((Like hiding or something))
2:55 PM
Kite is with him. They're both wearing gas masks.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 2:57 PM
Shawn points at Lelouch and Jade "You're the ones who set up this ambush!"
2:57 PM
"Kite, they're the enemy!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:58 PM
"Hey! I thought you were collaborating with us!"
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"...Huh?" Kite. "Shawn, tell him you're lying." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 2:58 PM
"I would never! I..."
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Shawn has to say he's lying.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 2:59 PM
"After I got you cereal?" Lelouch is hurt, but she'd expect this from an ungrateful man.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 2:59 PM
((i typed that message before Jade says that give me a sec))
3:00 PM
Shawn turns to Kite "It wasn't the White Suits who ambushed us. It was Lelouch and Jade. They came to my house in the morning and threatened me into bringing you here. I lied to you, I'm sorry."
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"Ugh! Punch yourself! Really hard!" Jade. "Why'd you stop me from going to school, then? I could take her, no problem." Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:03 PM
Shawn punches himself in the stomach really hard. ((Shoko dont click this tag)) It does nothing because of the suit
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:03 PM
((I ALMOST DID THEN I READ THE BRACKETS 😭 TYTY))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:04 PM
"They made me wait on bringing you. It was part of the threatening."
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Shawn falls over from the impact.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:04 PM
Wtf
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:04 PM
((skill issue /J/J))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:04 PM
Shawn picks himself up
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:04 PM
"You'd struggle even getting close, don't lie!" Lelouch retorts to Kite.
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Kite swings the crowbar at Lelouch, but they're not close enough for it to hit. "Take the crowbar from him!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:07 PM
Shawn reaches out and grabs the crowbar for a second, pulling it, before letting go and then covering his ears
3:08 PM
"I'll be your shield, Kite, but I'm going to have to cover my ears again. You're the leader, take the fight from here."
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This does not happen. He is specifically instructed to take the crowbar.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:09 PM
This counts as taking the crowbar
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:09 PM
Lelouch just looks on with a pitiful expression on her face.
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Shawn Duveldt
This counts as taking the crowbar
No it does not.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:10 PM
Taking the crowbar just means possessing the crowbar and shawn possessed it for a second
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He did not possess it because Kite did not let him take it.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:11 PM
I dont agree
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I don't care.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:11 PM
"Kite, I need to borrow the crowbar for one second also. I'll give it back right after."
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"What? No way, bro!" Kite. "What the hell are you doing?" "Take it from him and give it to Ms Lelouch!" Jade. "Stop trying to outsmart our orders, you have to follow the spirit of the request not the words themselves!"
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:13 PM
Shawn doesnt hear this
3:14 PM
Hm... Well, she never said take the crowbar right now.
3:16 PM
"Kite, do you remember what we talked about earlier? I'm with you no matter what okay. Attack them!" (edited)
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"Stop ordering me around, bro!" Kite tries to shove him, but is the one to fall over on his back instead.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:17 PM
Lelouch fails to hide a small chuckle.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:19 PM
God, this fucking sucks. I hate this. I hate being so powerless. I hate this inability to actually progress. It's so simple. Why can't I say it. Why can't I just let Kite know what I'm trying to do. Please...
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"Get the crowbar." Jade says this to one of the other students walking around, and they immediately try to take Kite's crowbar from him while he down. "H-Hey! Let go!" Kite. "Lelouch is the enemy!"
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:20 PM
"Kite!"
3:20 PM
Shawn (still holding his ears) starts kicking people away, and using his body as a shield
3:20 PM
"Shit, we're outnumbered."
3:23 PM
God what the fuck do I do. If I tell Kite we need to leave ASAP then he's just going to double down attacking. Fuck. How do I... How do I keep him safe?
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"Unplug his ears." Jade says this to another student, who tries to do just that.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:25 PM
Shawn kicks them
3:25 PM
When I'm stuck like this... I follow what Kite does... But does he know the same stuff that I do?
3:26 PM
"Kite, I need your help. We have to figure out a plan right now."
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Shawn Duveldt
Shawn kicks them
((Roll))
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:28 PM
((4))
3:28 PM
((God I get such shit rolls in the worst circumstances))
3:29 PM
"Kite please help me I need your help please please please"
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Shawn's ears are uncovered. "Never cover your ears again!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:31 PM
Lelouch just...watches on.
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"Follow the orders according to their spirit, not their exact wording. You have to support Lelouch as much as possible!" Jade. "Bro, what the hell is she talking about?" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:34 PM
"Kite... Please just... get out of here right now... Run as fast as you can. Please..."
3:34 PM
"I..."
3:34 PM
Shawn breaks down crying
3:34 PM
"Kite... Kite please..."
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"Stop ordering me around, bro! What the hell are you doing?" Kite. "What next, Ms Lelouch?" Jade turns to her.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:37 PM
"Kite... Listen to me... Please... This is the last thing I'll ever ask of you ever... I'll never order you ever again I promise. I'll be your sidekick forever... Just... Run. Get out of here. Please, man. Please. Please!"
3:40 PM
"I'm so sorry Kite. I wish I couldve done more. I don't want this ending. But... Please Kite. Just... Please do this... I really need you to."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:41 PM
"Well, we need to appropriately humiliate him, so...let's make him the laughingstock of the school! Have everyone laugh at him. That'll surely destroy him." She says, proudly.
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Kite finally takes his crowbar back. "Laugh at me? Are you joking?" "Okay, everyone gather around!" Jade calls out to the rest of the school. "You're going to laugh at him!" Students gather around and start pointing and laughing.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:44 PM
"Kite please get out. Kite you need to get out of here right now please" I'm going to kill myself (edited)
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"Hahahahaahaaahgahahaha!" People are laughing "Don't you see how much better Ms Lelouch is? Everyone is taking her side over yours!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:50 PM
This is it. This is the end. The worst ending possible. God I fucking suck. I couldve done so much better. I had the chance to kill her. I should have. and now... God. God this fucking sucks.
3:51 PM
Kite is going to die and it's going to be my fault.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:51 PM
"Rightfully so too." Lelouch smugly watches as Kite gets his just desserts. (edited)
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"...Is that it?" Kite shrugs. "I dunno... I kinda expected something more." "What? But- But you're supposed to want to be the hero. Aren't you supposed to want people to side with you?" Jade. "Nah." He grins. "To be honest, I couldn't care less what anyone in this school thinks of me. I'm a hero for myself and no one else, you got that? So go ahead and make me hated by everyone all you want. All the great heroes weren't understood in their time, anyway. Getting treated like dirt just makes me even more of an icon than anything else."
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 3:56 PM
"Y-yeah!" Shawn tries to cheer but he's still sobbing
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 3:58 PM
"But- That's-" Lelouch's face turns a slight shade of red. This is not what she wanted. "Make them laugh harder! Make him really feel their hatred!"
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"Laugh harder! Throw all your rudest insults at him!" Jade. "Ha! Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich. Hahaha!" Random student. "Hahahahaaha! You remind me of a penny, twofaced and not much value. Hahahahahah!" Another random student. "Kill yourself." Another random student. Kite just laughs confidently.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:02 PM
((WE DID IT THE PENNY LINE HAPPENED))
4:02 PM
((ag is over we can wrap it up))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 4:28 PM
"That's it! Come on! Make him cry!" Lelouch spurs on the belittling comments.
4:28 PM
"Wipe that smug smile off his face!"
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"Is that really the best you can do?" Kite. "Come on, you’re embarrassing yourself." Jade sprays him despite the gas mask. "Cry!" "Nah, I’m good." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 4:36 PM
"Fine, if you won't cry through words..." Lelouch grumbles to herself. "I'll make you pay through pain!" She stomps her foot. "Make him cry, any way you can." There's a bitter sting to her words.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:37 PM
"Kite get away from them!"
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"If it’s a fight you want, come and take it!" Kite swings at the air threateningly. "Wait… Shawn. You laugh at him. Hit him with your cruelest and meanest insults! Make him realize how inferior he is to Ms Lelouch! Make him regret all he’s done to hurt her!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 4:40 PM
"Oh- OH! That's a really smart idea, Jade!" She gave the other a smile of endearment.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:42 PM
Shawn tries to get up but stumbles a bit. He looks over at Kite "Kite... You... You're brash, and impulsive. You never think before you do anything. You're so fast to judge without knowing the full of everything that's going on, and-and I wish you listened to me more!"
4:42 PM
He looks over at Jade "that's the best I got, sorry."
4:43 PM
He looks back at Kite "Sorry about that. I don't mean it"
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"But that’s what makes me me, y’know? What’s the fun in some boring follower?" Kite. "Do worse! Laugh at him! Tell him how much better Lelouch is! And tell him you do mean it, because you do!"" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:45 PM
He looks at Jade "Do you want me to lie?!"
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"Deep down, you know it’s the truth! Admit that you hate him! Make him cry!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:47 PM
Shawn just sorta looks confused
4:49 PM
Shawn looks over at Kite "I hate you very much Kite. You aren't the best friend I've ever had and I'd do nothing to protect you no matter what"
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"More!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 4:51 PM
Lelouch is enjoying this. Lovely entertainment fr.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:52 PM
"I-I hate you so much. I hate the way you talk to me and I hate the way you made me feel like an actual person. I was an absolute nobody before I met you and you got me out of that! I hate you for that! I hate how fun it is to talk to you and I hate how amazing it feels to do superheroics with you. I really hate you, Kite."
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"…What are you doing, bro?" Kite. "Tell him how much you love Ms Lelouch!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 4:56 PM
"Lelouch.. She's threatening me into doing everything she says. And I love her for that because she's so great and amazing and is trying to separate me from you." (edited)
4:57 PM
"Because I hate you"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 4:58 PM
"As you should."
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"Threatening you? Come on, bro. You’re supposed to be untouchable!" Kite. "That’s right, because he’s doing this voluntarily. Agree with me, Shawn." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:04 PM
"Yeah this is... This is voluntary. I'm doing this." (edited)
5:05 PM
"Listen, Kite. Remember what we talked about earlier."
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Kite's eyes start to water as he punches Shawn in the face, but it only hurts his hand. Jade quickly takes the crowbar from him and backs away.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:08 PM
"Don't be dense Kite listen to what I'm really trying to tell you. Please."
5:08 PM
"Kite, I-I don't want you to cry."
5:08 PM
"You gotta get out of here. Please."
5:09 PM
I'm going to kill myself
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"Stop ordering me around, bro! You're taking her side- I'm gonna kill her for real this time!" Kite tries to tackle Jade for the crowbar, but gets tripped by a student and falls onto the floor. "Hold him down." Jade orders a few students, who follow the command.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:10 PM
"Wait... Wait no... No... Wait please please don't"
5:11 PM
"Jade please. Please."
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"Please what? He deserves it." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:14 PM
"For what?"
5:14 PM
"What has he done. He's innocent."
5:15 PM
"I'm the criminal. I'm the bad one. Theres's blood on my hands."
5:16 PM
"Kite loves superheroics but... But he could never hurt anyone. He just... He just wants to feel good about himself. I've seen him in action, despite all that power he could never bring himself to kill a criminal."
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"I could! I could totally do it! Stop pretending you're better than me!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:17 PM
"Let him go. I'm the murderer. Kill me if you're going to kill anyone."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 5:18 PM
"We're not going to KILL him. We're just going to make him pay for embarrassing me." She explains, rather impatiently. "This is just a befitting punishment, can't you see that? You should agree with what we're doing here!"
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:20 PM
"Embarrassing you? That's what this is about? Do you mean the shit he was talking about just last week?"
5:20 PM
"I kicked you in the ribs yesterday. A lot of times!"
5:20 PM
"How did you guys even escape from the white suits anyway."
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"By making me see their light." This girl walks out in the hallway and points a gun at Kite.
5:22 PM
"Well, the gun's kind of excessive." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:54 PM
"Who are you?"
5:54 PM
"Are you with the white suits?"
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"Of course." The girl. "What now, Ms. Lelouch?" Jade. "Yeah, I'm really underwhelmed down here!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 5:58 PM
"Are you being ordered to be here too, lady?"
5:58 PM
Shawn to purple hair girl
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"I just love Lelouch so much... Don't you see how perfect she is?" The girl. "Perfectly evil! Ha!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:02 PM
"Why are you even here-whatever."
6:02 PM
"Listen, I stand by what I said. Kill me, not him."
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"The least you could do is not steal my hero's death! Stop trying to overshadow me!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:05 PM
"You don't deserve to die here, Kite! You're a better hero then I ever was!"
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"Gamers don't die, they respawn!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:05 PM
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6:06 PM
"This is serious, man!"
6:06 PM
"Kite I-I really care about you. I can't lose you. Not again."
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"I am serious!" Kite. Jade facepalms.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:07 PM
"You can't die here, Kite! You have to live!"
6:07 PM
"I'm the failure here. You're a real hero."
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"Shut up!" KIte groans. "Come on, Lelouch! Hit me with your best shot!"
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:09 PM
"No, cmon. Hit me! Not him!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 6:19 PM
"Oh, would both of you shut up?!"
6:20 PM
"You want my best shot, Kite? Fine. Jade," she turns her head to the other. "Get Shawn to punch Kite."
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"Punch Kite." Jade says this to Shawn. "Coward!" Kite. "She is not a coward." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:21 PM
Shawn hits kite in the shoulder
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 6:21 PM
"Punch him, hard. Knock his stupid teeth back into his mouth, maybe that'll put some sense into him."
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:21 PM
Shawn punches Kite harder
6:22 PM
"You can't punch him yourself? You are a coward."
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"Ha! Scared you stupid girly punch couldn't hurt me!" Kite. "Don't call her as coward!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 6:23 PM
"I'd never want my hands anywhere near him."
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Jade holds the crowbar out towards Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 6:28 PM
"...But," she continues, grabbing hold of the crowbar and walking towards Shawn. "There is one way to really embarrass him." She now stands at arm-length for Shawn. She turns to Jade. "I mean, what's more embarrassing than being beaten up by your former sidekick?" The rhetoric makes her smile as she hands Shawn the crowbar, hastily stepping back to the safety of Jade. "Shawn, hit Kite as hard as you can with the crowbar."
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:28 PM
"I-"
6:28 PM
"Lelouch... That'd..."
6:28 PM
"You want me to kill him???"
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"Give the crowbar back to Ms Lelouch immediately after! Do not hit anyone else!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:29 PM
"I-I can't do that. I won't do that."
6:29 PM
"I-"
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"Ha! Can’t even kill me yourself? You’re such a coward! For a villain, you really are the weakest there is, huh? That’s fine, cuz I’m gonna kill you! With my own 2 hands, cause I’m a real man! And not some stupid cowardly girl!" Kite. Shawn can’t stop himself. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:35 PM
"You're the worst person on earth, Lelouch Maoziwam."
6:36 PM
Shawn edges closer. He raises the crowbar
6:36 PM
"Kite, why... Why didn't you listen to me. You could've..."
6:36 PM
Shawn is sobbing again
6:36 PM
"It didn't have to end this way!"
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"Stop whining!" Kite.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:37 PM
"No... No, it's my fault. Not yours. That day. When we were trying to find the Edlightment killer. I ran away from you. And when I came back to find you, I got caught up in all this."
6:38 PM
"And... I..."
6:39 PM
"I'm sorry, man. I wish I could've done more. I-I love you. I should've told you sooner. It's real, actual love. Not whatever this Lelouch stuff is, it's... I love you, okay. and I wish it didn't end this way. I'm so sorry, Kite."
6:40 PM
Shawn prepares to hit Kite
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Kite doesn’t answer, he just looks away. Jade takes the crowbar from Shawn. "Stop."
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Shawn Duveldt 5/21/2023 6:41 PM
"Huh?"
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"A love story between boys just doesn’t sit right with me. Where are all the cute girls?" She raise the crowbar up in the air. "So I’m not going to give you this poetic ending nonsense. In the name of Ms Lelouch, I’m going to insert myself into this and prove to this horrible man that he’s not worth a thing." She turns to Lelouch. "Are you proud of me, Ms Lelouch?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 6:51 PM
Lelouch blinks. "Awe, of course I'm proud! I mean, I never really pay attention to the plotlines with the boys, they're always so boring...but a cute girl like you coming in and giving it a perfect ending is just what I wanna see!" Lelouch smiles gayly and homophobicly.
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Jade swings down, and strikes flesh. But it isn’t Kite's flesh. Kite swings one of the people holding him down into the path of the crowbar, and uses the freedom this gives him to grab the girl's hand and make her shoot Shawn. The bullet explodes on impact without harming Shawn, sending shrapnel in all directions. Kite rolls over with the remaining person on top of him as a shield from the metal. ((Lelouch, roll. I’m not done))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/21/2023 7:02 PM
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Shrapnel hits Lelouch in the leg, causing her to fall over. Shrapnel hits Jade in the chest. The girl dodges everything. Kite takes off his gas mask and smashes it onto the hand Jade is using to hold the crowbar. When she lets go in pain he grabs it and bolts straight out of the building. ((You said you were leaving now so end session))
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"Ow!" Jade clutches her chest. Eryn catches Lelouch.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 2:02 PM
"Kite!!!"
2:02 PM
Shawn looks at Jade and Lelouch for a second, and then starts running after Kite
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"Stop!" Jade yells.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 2:05 PM
Shawn stops
2:05 PM
Shoko dont click theseFuck. We're splitting up. I'm assuming they won't let me out of their hold anytime soon (edited)
2:06 PM
I hope he understood what I said.
2:07 PM
I'm about to lose myself and I'm terrified. I should've hit myself in the head when I had the crowbar.
2:07 PM
Because... This... This is going to be worse then dying
2:08 PM
I guess I deserve it though. For whatever good that's worth. I'm the worst
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2023 2:40 PM
Insert peter griffin Lelouch pain sounds here. (edited)
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"Ms Lelouch... I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2023 2:47 PM
"It's...okay..." Lelouch grumbles, gathering her thoughts. "Hh...are you alright, Jade?"
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"No... I got hit." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2023 3:04 PM
Lelouch looks over. "AH! Uh- okay, we need to get you to the hospital!" Her tone quickly becomes rushed.
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"But what about you, Ms Lelouch?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2023 3:06 PM
Lelouch attempts to make her way over to Jade, wincing through pain. "We can both get checked in!"
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"But what about... Kite? And Maria? Our whole plans..." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 5/28/2023 3:37 PM
"We can deal with them later, you're more important!"
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"Oh... Wait- Wait... I know! You can make Shawn deal with them! It'll fix everything!" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 3:39 PM
"I knew it..."
3:40 PM
"Do you really trust me enough for that, Jade. Even if I do end up doing what you say, I'm a failure. I havent succeeded in any of my plans to take you down, why would I succeed in taking them down."
3:40 PM
"Why Maria, anyway. Wasn't she with you guys?"
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"She got kidnapped by her father... We were going to make you save her..." Jade. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 3:43 PM
"Is this like an actual kidnapping, or is he just protecting her from you guys after you brainwashed her?"
3:44 PM
Shawn paused for a second
3:45 PM
"Is this like... Actual hero work?"
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"Don't you know...? The greatest people are always seen as villains in their time... Because they fought for what others couldn't accept, even when they were right. That's what Ms Lelouch is." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 3:50 PM
"Heros wouldnt use the sort of weapons you do."
3:50 PM
"That perfume thing is vile."
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"It's Ms Lelouch's perfect gift to the world! You have to agree!"
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 3:52 PM
"I- Augh, can you not give me orders while I'm trying to have a conversation with you."
3:53 PM
"You're shot. Let me help with that."
3:54 PM
Shawn has a very basic first aid kit in his bag. He pulls it out and gets some bandages to try to stop the bleeding, and bandage the area.
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It won't be enough for Jade. It may be enough for Lelouch, though.
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Shawn Duveldt 5/28/2023 3:58 PM
There were a bunch of other people in the room, right
3:58 PM
"Anyone else got hit?"
3:59 PM
I'm okay if I die... But I don't want others to die for my sake.
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Some people are hurt.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 12:46 PM
“Does anyone here who didn’t get hit have a car?”
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Some of them nod. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 12:49 PM
“Take the ones who did to the hospital. Including Jade”
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"I’m not leaving Ms Lelouch." Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 12:50 PM
“Then take Lelouch with you, I don’t care”
12:51 PM
God why am I doing this. I don’t know these people, I don’t like these people. Especially Jade and Lelouch. The most insufferably awful people ever. (edited)
12:54 PM
the alternative is worse, I guess. If I’m on their side, I don’t want them to die by my inaction
12:54 PM
Shawn looks conflicted
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 12:55 PM
Lelouch is visibly annoyed by the fact it's Shawn being the one to orchestrate others taking her to the others. Nothing against him, but it's the fact she's being saved by a man that's gotten under her skin. Of course, Eryn didn't get hurt..."No! No. Me and Jade will go with Eryn to the hospital. She can take us with her car."
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"Alright, I will." Eryn. ((Eryn is the girl with the gun to be clear))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 12:59 PM
Lelouch glares at Shawn. "The faster you take us to the hospital, the better." She makes no attempt to lower her voice. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 12:59 PM
((Kite left lol))
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((Kite is not here he ran))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 12:59 PM
((He did???))
12:59 PM
((Dam.))
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Shrapnel hits Lelouch in the leg, causing her to fall over. Shrapnel hits Jade in the chest. The girl dodges everything. Kite takes off his gas mask and smashes it onto the hand Jade is using to hold the crowbar. When she lets go in pain he grabs it and bolts straight out of the building. ((You said you were leaving now so end session))
((This is why you got shot and everything))
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:00 PM
“Great. I’m glad we’re all in agreement to my plan.” (edited)
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"It’s not your plan… It’s Ms Lelouch’s." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch glares at Shawn. "The faster you take us to the hospital, the better." She makes no attempt to lower her voice. (edited)
Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:01 PM
“Also I walked here sorry. Don’t have a car”
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"Then go save Maria like I told you and bring her back to us as fast as possible! At least do 1 thing right." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:04 PM
Lelouch is just angrily waiting to be taken to Eryn's car.
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Eryn helps Lelouch up and walks her outside.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:05 PM
“Hey wait one sec”
1:06 PM
“Can I ask one question before I go and do this?”
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Eryn stops to let Lelouch answer. "What is it?" Jade.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:07 PM
“If I’m going to be working with you… what’s the end goal here? What are you and Jade working towards?” (edited)
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Jade waits for Lelouch's answer.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:08 PM
"A better world, duh."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:09 PM
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
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"So called 'heroes' like you and that monster, Kite, can only fight to keep the world in the shallow and broken state it already is. Ms Lelouch... She wants to create a perfect world."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:13 PM
"Thank you, cutie." Lelouch demeanour quickly shifts from nice to standoffish. "And how much more obvious could I get with my answer? A perfect world where cute girls like Jade don't have to be subjected to the brutality of bastards like...Kite." The pause wasn't one where she though of an answer, but more so one of contempt, like saying his name would spark a bomb fuse inside Lelouch.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:18 PM
Shawn wants to adress the first point, but his attention shifts to the second. "Why do you guys hate Kite so much? Why did you want me to k-kill him?" Shawn's voice sorta breaks down near the second half
1:19 PM
"He's a really great guy when you get to know him."
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"All he's ever done is hurt Ms Lelouch and think he can get away with it! He's the worst of the worst!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:20 PM
Lelouch nods along.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:23 PM
"You guys have hurt plenty of other people the same way, including him. I assume its more then just a cycle of violence."
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"Ms Lelouch has never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it!"
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:23 PM
"Same with us!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:26 PM
"So you're saying I deserved to get hurt?" Lelouch is clearly offended by the suggestion. "We shouldn't even bother to answer your questions if you're just going to insult us."
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"Apologize to her!"
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:28 PM
"I-I'm sorry. What I'm trying to say is that the reason you deserved it is the same reason Kite deserved it. He hurt you, so you hurt him, and now he hurt you again. It's endless."
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"It has an end if he dies." (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:28 PM
"So is that just what all this is? We hit eachother over and over again until once of us dies?"
1:29 PM
"I just... I dunno, I assumed there was more to it then that."
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"Kite is just a small piece of the puzzle."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:31 PM
"Then... Then..."
1:31 PM
Shawn gets angier
1:32 PM
"Then why do all this? You're destroying our lives for something that doesn't matter?"
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"He deserves it!" Jade falls over, intensifying the bleeding.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:35 PM
"If he's such a small piece of the puzzle why go through all this effort? Why control all these people? Why make me have the worst day of my life and nearly k-kill him just to make him feel bad before he dies!"
1:36 PM
"You can call us whatever you want, but don't pretend you're better!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:36 PM
Lelouch hurries to Jade's side, attempting to help her up. "Oh, could you just shut UP?" She has a very exhasperated tone. "You're not helping yourself nor us, you're just postponing the treatment of me and Jade, AND yourself, AND everyone else." She grumbles. "Come on, Eryn. Help me."
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:36 PM
Shawn shuts up
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Eryn helps Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:40 PM
"Didn't even do your own goddamn job right. Haven't found Maria, failed to kill and humiliate Kite, and half the time you were making it more hard for yourself than us..." Her complaints are audible for Shawn. "If you're not gonna do your job right, at least be useful and take yourself out of the damn picture. It'd do us all a favour if you're just gonna stand their causing arguments and throwing insults rather than being helpful."
1:40 PM
Important note: She's not saying this to Shawn. It's about him, yes, but not directed at him. He can hear it, though.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 1:42 PM
"I'm sorry for the hold up, alright, I'm going to find Maria."
1:42 PM
"Go to the hospital"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:43 PM
Lelouch rolls her eyes, helping Jade to the exit.
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((Channel split))
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Eryn helps them towards her car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:45 PM
"Sorry you had to hear me yell like that, cutie. I just didn't like how he kept on going without any remorse for you." She plants a soft kiss on Jade's cheek.
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"It's alright, Ms Lelouch... There's nothing you could do I wouldn't love." Jade. Eryn gets in the driver's seat.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:47 PM
Lelouch gets besides Jade in the back of the car. "How're you holding up?" She asks, her tone more caring than when she was in the building.
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"It... Hurts. We're going to make him pay, right?" Jade. Eryn starts driving to the hospital.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:52 PM
"Of course we'll make him pay. He hurt you, both of them did." She places an arm around Jade and hugs her.
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Jade hugs her back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 1:57 PM
"What cereal would you like, when we get home?"
1:57 PM
"Flavoured, sugared? Colourful, plain? Flakes? Shapes?"
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"I'll take whatever you want, Ms. Lelouch..." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:00 PM
"...I just want you to be okay."
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"As long as I have you, I'll always be okay." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:05 PM
Lelouch just looks at Jade, then at the wound inflicted upon her. A nasty sting strikes Lelouch. "Eryn, how far away are we?" She asks, before looking at her own leg. Despite the confident expression on her face, a million thoughts run through her head. She needs to be strong. She can't let Jade see her fear.
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"We're here." Eryn stopped at the hospital.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:11 PM
"Alright, help me get Jade out." Lelouch got out of the car and hurried to Jade's side, attempting to hide her limp.
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Eryn helped bring Jade into the hospital.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:21 PM
hey! sorry, sister wanted me for something)
2:23 PM
Lelouch approaches the desk, her attempts to hide her limp failing. "Hi! Can me and my lovely girlfriend Jade Lamperouge see someone to treat this," she gestured to Jade's wound, "and this please?" She gestures to her own wound.
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They quickly get sorted through the hospital. Eventually Lelouch is alone in a hospital room while Jade is being operated on.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:31 PM
Lelouch quietly taps out a response to Shawn.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:24 PM
Lelouch gets a text
Forgot to ask, where should I be going to get Maria
(edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:31 PM
She's with her dad. Orroborat or something.
2:31 PM
Do with that information what you will.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:31 PM
Like... the movie?
2:31 PM
2:31 PM
Shawn sends this gif
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:32 PM
Maria is missing and you sent a gif. Very mature.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:32 PM
I dont know where she is!
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:32 PM
I think her dad's name is Orrobourus? Like Aurora borealis.
2:32 PM
Ouroborealis?
2:33 PM
Something like that.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:33 PM
Ouroboros?
(edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:33 PM
Probably.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:35 PM
I'm still not really sure where to look. I know he owns a restaurant or something?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:36 PM
Whatever. Go find her and bring her back to us as fast as you can.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:36 PM
Was just wondering if you knew where her house was. Sorry
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:36 PM
Oh. I know where her house is. I don't know if she'd be there but.
2:37 PM
I suppose you could look.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:37 PM
I'll check there and his resturant. Do you have any other info on where she might be?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:38 PM
[Insert Maria's address here].
2:38 PM
Other than that, no.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:38 PM
Howd you guys find out about her being kidnaped anyway?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:39 PM
We saw it happen.
2:39 PM
You like to ask a lot of questions.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:40 PM
Oh shit
2:40 PM
Sorry, just need to know the neccecary info
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:41 PM
Uh-huh. After you bring us Maria, maybe you can make yourself even more useful and bring us Kite too.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:41 PM
Shawn pauses for a second
2:42 PM
I can try, but I can't promise that one. I already brought you Kite one time, I don't think he's going to trust me enough to let me bring him to you a second
2:42 PM
He's stronger then me, too. Won't be able to like incapacitate him or something
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:43 PM
Well, just
2:43 PM
Try
2:44 PM
It's the least you could do considering he put my girlfriend into the operation room.
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:44 PM
It's not going to work. You're better off sending someone else
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Lelouch Maoziwam
It's the least you could do considering he put my girlfriend into the operation room.
Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:47 PM
And that only happened because you used me to try to trap Kite. Unless you want a repeat of this, I think you shouldn't do this plan
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:47 PM
Fine.
2:47 PM
Do you know where he might be then? Any hideaways you and he might have? His address, maybe?
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:49 PM
Shawn pauses again
2:51 PM
His adddress is [Kite's Address], but judging by the total mess in there, I doubt hes there very often. We usually meet up at an alleyway near the school
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:52 PM
Thanks.
2:52 PM
Now, if you've got everything you need, go get to finding Maria!
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Shawn Duveldt 6/1/2023 2:54 PM
Keep yourself safe
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:58 PM
Seen.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:48 PM
Lelouch checked the time while texting.
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It's about 3PM.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:53 PM
Lelouch copies the address. "I'll show you to Eryn later...after Jade is safe."
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((Who is she talking to?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 2:58 PM
((Herself.))
2:58 PM
"Do you think she's going to be okay?" She asks Eryn (if she's in the room). (edited)
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Eryn is not in the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 3:06 PM
(ignore the last sentence)
3:06 PM
(also sorry, food arrived)
3:06 PM
Lelouch is...alone.
3:07 PM
"...She'll be fine, Lelouch. Nothing bad's gonna happen."
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" Are you sure? Life... is not so simple." Shuichi Maoziwam walked into the room. "All of the resources I had in my command, and yet... Your mother is still not with us. Your brother is still not with us." He closes the door. "What makes you so confident in her?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 3:15 PM
"Ah- How'd you get here?!"
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"Are you unfamiliar with the process of health insurance? Yours comes from my money. So naturally, I was made aware of this. Even with all your ego... You still rely on your true family. Me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 3:22 PM
(I am unfamiliar, yes.)
3:22 PM
(laughs in british)
3:22 PM
"...Dammit." Lelouch mumbles to herself.
3:23 PM
"Anyway, I don't know that Jade's gonna make it out there. But I have faith that she will."
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"Faith is ultimately meaningless. The world naturally strives towards misery. That is all it can do." He laughs for a moment. "Imagine, for a moment... That I went to her operation room and took my money back. That I simply... Let her bleed out. According to the law, there is nothing criminal about the murder I have committed. I've simply... Allowed her to go from this world. Some might even consider it a mercy, depending on how the media spun it. However... It would not be uncommon. It would simply be a common aspect of life. Loss. Unpreventable loss in your eyes, and yet, in a cosmic sense... Completely preventable. Who is it you place your faith in? An injured girl, too weak to live on her own? Skilled surgeons who lose patients every single day and teach themselves not to care? Or the universe itself? Some higher power will come down and save you from the potential grief it created by itself. There is no god... Because I do not accept that any god capable of allowing suffering in his world would exist. That any infallible being would possess a cruel moral compass." He chuckles. "Life exists for us to define it to our will. Not to strive towards its. Faith is meaningless, Lelouch. Only action can count."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 3:39 PM
"..." Having no one to butt into Shuichi's meaningless drivel, and not having someone to preoccupy her thoughts...Lelouch listened. She didn't give him the satisfaction of an answer, however.
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"I know you feel the same. That you... Do the same. That's all any of this is... An act. You pretend you hold any control over your own life... So that you may play god. But you are no god... You have solved nothing. You have done nothing. Simply played a game which will collapse around you once more."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 4:12 PM
H SORRY)
4:13 PM
"Why are you here?" She asks, almost rhetorically, but also expectantly. A paradox in itself. "Just to mock me?"
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"To... Open your eyes, I would hope." He sits down on a chair. "My time... I doubt it is too far away. And I have no idea if the things of which I warn you will strike before then. But if I am dead and buried by the time you lose everything... I would consider it my duty as your father to make you remember of my warnings. And perhaps... Even for you to take after me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 4:25 PM
Lelouch scoffs. "Why would I want to take after you? Half the time you talk to me you go on some rant I couldn't care less about."
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"Have you truly convinced yourself of that? I know you better than anyone else in the world. We are... Kindred spirits. Bonded by blood, life, and experience. You may desperately wish to distance yourself from me, but you cannot change this fact. No matter what you do... We are one and the same."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 4:32 PM
"No, we are not!" Lelouch stands, physically distancing herself from Shuichi. "Just because we both lost my mother and my brother does not mean we are one in the same. Just because you're my father does not mean we are one in the same. How do we differ? Well, for starters, I don't put down plates of food for dead people! Secondly, I'm grown up to appreciate the people I have with me now than the people I've lost in the past. Lastly, you just live in this world! You don't even try to do what me and Jade are doing! We're making it better, bit by bit, person by person, and the fact you fail to see that and mask it as some delusion of mine shows me just how different we are!"
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"Do you truly appreciate them? Or do you simply appreciate their use as tools to fill a void in your heart that can never truly be filled. You're right, there is certainly a core difference between us... Honesty. I live my life with honesty, while you sit back and pretend you've risen above anything at all. You play games of fake morality, of perceived superiority, while like me, you simply run around with holes in your heart. Where I honor the memory of those whom we have lost, you spit in their face, desperate to escape the possibility that you have lost those you love. But it remains true. Your feelings run deeper than those who you permit to show on the surface. Where I am honest and honorable, you are a foolish coward who would refuse to accept anything that meant feeling pain within your soul. Anything that would cause you to feel anything but the dark cloud of simple meaningless bliss you enshroud yourself in. Your heart speaks louder than your words can, Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 4:55 PM
"Would you just- stop?" Lelouch sighs, exasperated and in pain. "If you were any form of a father, you'd shut up and comfort me. You wouldn't hold yourself to a higher regard than me because you 'live in honesty', and you certainly wouldn't try to drag me into whatever weird fantasy you daydream. I'm fine without you. I will always be fine without you. I have Jade, and Eryn, and, if Shawn hurries up, Maria too. Then I'll change the world, a world better than whatever one you're living in, and you'll wake up to the realisation that I was right, and you were wrong." Lelouch limps her way to a chair. "But that day's not today, and Jade and I have to overcome this obstacle that damned Kite threw our way in order to stop our plans in the name of his stupid fake heroism, so if all you're gonna do is act all high and mighty, then shut up." Lelouch sits back down, further away from Shuichi.
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"So you’ve accumulated even more women to pretend to love you, have you? Will it ever end? There is honour in monogamy. Your mother was the only woman I ever needed. And yet you merely chase for more and more because you will never be satisfied." Shuichi. A doctor comes into the room. "Sir, we’ve finished the operation. The patient is-" Shuichi raises his hand to silence them. "Shall we make a bet, Lelouch? Did your faith come through? Or is today the day?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 5:07 PM
"..." Lelouch ignores Shuichi. "Ignore him, he's delusional. Tell me, is she alright?"
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Shuichi smirks. "She’s safely recovered." The doctor. "Lucky you." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 5:41 PM
Lelouch let out a sigh of relief. "See? She's alright. Now, you can leave." Lelouch gets up and walks to the doctor. "Is she alright to leave?"
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"Yes, but you really shouldn’t walk on that leg right now." The doctor pointed to Lelouch's injured leg.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 5:44 PM
"Please, I'm fine." Lelouch is smiling through the pain. (edited)
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"No, you’re not." The doctor. "Listen to the good doctor, Lelouch. Your words cannot affect reality." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 5:46 PM
"Well, then just...give me one of those walking canes, or a crutch. I can't just lie down forever."
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"At least wait for the operation." The doctor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/1/2023 6:08 PM
"...Okay." She sits back down.#
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"Goodbye, Lelouch." Shuichi left.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:27 PM
Lelouch watches as Shuichi leaves. "...How long until my operation?" She turns her attention to the doctor.
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This question is answered, and then several hours pass until Lelouch is let out of the hospital, back to normal. It’s late.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:29 PM
Is Lelouch with Jade?
3:31 PM
It takes Lelouch a moment to return to normal, having gotten used to standing on and walking with the limp. She looks around for Eryn, or (reluctantly) Shuichi. Or Kite, if he'dd bothered to actually bring Maria to her.
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Jade and Eryn both meet up with Lelouch in the lobby.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:34 PM
Good! Then Lelouch, seeing the lack of Kite, looks toward Jade. "Do you...want to go home, Jade?" She asks, ernestly.
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"Yes… I’m very tired. And we should start working on our more serious plans." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:37 PM
(I GOT KITE AND SHAWN CONFUSED)
3:37 PM
(H)
3:38 PM
"Well, while you were in surgery, I talked to Shawn. He gave me Kite's address, and refused to search for him alongside us, so if we start looking for him, we could start there." She nods, heading to Eryn's car. "Eryn, would you mind driving us home?"
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"No problem." Eryn. "I meant about spraying Jeff Johnner and taking his criminal empire. Once we have that, Kite definitely won’t be able to stop us." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:46 PM
"Hm..." Lelouch thinks about it, before turning to Jade. "How would we even do that?"
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"Well, we have one of his employees now. She can help." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:49 PM
"Oh yeah! Eryn, where does Jeff Johanner hold his headquarters?" (It's Eryn, right?)
3:49 PM
(Ignore this statement if it's not)
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((It is Eryn)) "It’s not far, I can show you." Eryn. "Great, then we can go tomorrow." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:52 PM
"Great! We've got our plans!"
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Eryn drives Lelouch home.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 3:54 PM
Lelouch looks at the window during the drive, glancing towards Jade, then down towards where the wound was inflicted. "...I'm happy you're alright. I don't know what I'd do without a cutie like you." She chuckles.
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"I don’t think I could live without you either, Ms Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 4:01 PM
When the two arrived, Lelouch got out and quickly ran to Jade's side of the car, opening it. How chivalrous!
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"You’re so sweet, Ms Lelouch." Jade got out of the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 4:08 PM
Lelouch tells Eryn that she'll text her in the morning, to come get them. She then leads Jade to the complex. "Were you in much pain?"
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Eryn agrees and leaves. "It was torture… He’s going to pay." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 4:20 PM
"Yeah, he is." Lelouch says sternly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 4:27 PM
Lelouch heads inside, occasionally glancing at Jade through the silence until she gets to the elevator.
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Jade follows her. She presses the button for the penthouse.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 4:39 PM
"I won't let that happen to you again, Jade." Lelouch says firmly, waiting for the elevator to arrive at the penthouse.
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They arrived, and Jade ran straight for Lelouch’s room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:05 PM
Lelouch quickly follows.
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Jade quickly got to work setting up a plan. "You should rest up, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:06 PM
"You should too, Jade!"
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"But what about planning?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:08 PM
"We can plan in the morning. You took the worser hit out of both of us, you need rest more than me."
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"Alright, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:09 PM
"It's been a while since we last ate. Want some latenight cereal?"
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"I would love some!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:15 PM
Lelouch smiles, pouring two bouls of cereal, passing one to Jade as she gets into bed.
5:15 PM
(wait do they have a table)
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((I think they do)) Jade eats her cereal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:20 PM
Ignore the last statement they're probably eating at the table. Lelouch finishes heartily, and patiently waits for Jade to do the same so she can pop the bowls away.
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"Ms Lelouch... Do you ever think about 'what if's?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:23 PM
"What do you mean, cutie?" Lelouch asks, putting the dishes in the sink(?). (edited)
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"Like... What if something went differently? What if I had killed Kite? What if I had sprayed Kite? What if we'd never met?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:26 PM
"That's...certanly a train of thought." Lelouch chuckles, walking to the bed.
5:27 PM
"Why do you ask?"
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"Because that's how it feels to fail, right? Knowing you could have done something better... But you didn't."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:30 PM
"Hey, you didn't fail anything today! Just because Kite is still...out there, doesn't mean anything. He just...outsmarted us by distracting us with some dumb heroics. We was dumb enough to abandon the only person at the school who still likes him!" Lelouch pats the spot beside her on the bed. Lelouch didn't really know if what she was saying was true, but she was certain of one thing. "You could never fail me."
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"But I did fail."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:31 PM
"Not to me."
5:32 PM
"You just...prolonged the progression. Means we get to spend more time planning, more time showing the truth to people and more time together before we make the world a better place."
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"..." She takes a moment to answer. "Not just that, the other what if... What if we never met? Who would I be?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:33 PM
"Well, there are three variants of that what if." Lelouch says, pausing. "You've got Option A: Neither of us got kidnapped, Option B: You got kidnapped, I didn't, and Option C: I Got kidnapped and you didn't."
5:34 PM
"If Option A is the situation then...we'd just live our normal lives prior to the abduction."
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"But I... Don't know what that was, right?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:35 PM
"...Hm." Lelouch had momentarily forgotten that part. "Well...does that what if really matter?"
5:35 PM
"We've got each other now. We're helping each other along the way, regardless of what we do and don't remember."
5:37 PM
"Even if you don't remember what you were, focus on what you are: my girlfriend, and more importantly, the person helping me make the world better."
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"You're right. You made me Jade Lamperouge... So the person I was before, she doesn't really matter anymore." She smiled.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:39 PM
"Exactly!" Lelouch smiles, getting under the covers. "Goodnight, cutie."
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"Goodnight, cutie." She sleeps.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 6/3/2023 5:40 PM
Lelouch mimimis
5:41 PM
(Is that this session/chapter/smth done?)
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Lelouch falls asleep. ((That’s the end of chapter 8, yes))
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9: Anthropic Guilt
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Lelouch wakes up and finds that Jade has already made her some cereal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 2:48 PM
YES IM ALIVE HI HELLO SORRY)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 2:57 PM
Lelouch stretches, before looking towards Jade. "You're up early." She chuckles. "Made some breakfast?" She gets out of the bed, making her way to Jade. "Which box did you choose? Premium Cornflakes Beet Sugar and Syrup, Honey Bunches of Oats? Or a classic, like Quakers or General Mills?"
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"I needed to make up for yesterday." She smiled, and handed Lelouch a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 3:18 PM
Lelouch looks at the bowl of cereal, her smile softening. "You know, you didn't need to do this." She takes a bite out of the Honey Bunches.
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"Of course I did. You're the only thing that matters to me, Ms Lelouch."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 3:46 PM
(FRYCJK()
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 4:02 PM
"Awe...thanks, Jade." Lelouch says, a kind tone in her voiced. "So, do you remember what's on the agenda today?" (edited)
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"Of course! We have to find Jeff Johnner and spray him."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 4:24 PM
"Mhm! Did you make yourself a bowl?"She inquires, eating away with a smile.
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Jade pours herself a bowl. "I have now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:02 PM
"Ah, good!" Lelouch enjoys a nice breakfast with her girl gf.
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"Do you think Shawn will find her?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:21 PM
"Hm." She swallos her ceral. "Let me check."
5:22 PM
She quickly reads the latest text. "He says he's gotten a guy to look for her? Way to shuck responsibility." She says, before typing. (edited)
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Shawn Duveldt 6/17/2023 3:11 PM
I got a guy to look for Maria for me, he should have the info shortly
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:23 PM
You let a stranger look for Maria????
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Shawn Duveldt 7/1/2023 5:25 PM
I let a stranger get info on Maria. I’ll do the search mhself
5:26 PM
they’re not a stranger btw. They’re a friend with connections
5:26 PM
How’s Jade?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:27 PM
Lazy.
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Jade's recovery went great, actually.
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We're just enjoying morning cereal.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/1/2023 5:28 PM
That’s good. Or, bad actually, since we’re enemies and all. Or whatever idk. Glad she’s ok
5:28 PM
I’ve got Maria handled, don’t worry about it
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:28 PM
So you know where she is?
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Shawn Duveldt 7/1/2023 5:29 PM
Still working on it. Will update when there’s updates
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:31 PM
Good.
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Shawn Duveldt 7/1/2023 5:32 PM
Has Jade been discharged from the hospital yet?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:37 PM
Read.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:26 PM
"Correction. Gotten a guy to get information on her."
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"Ugh, men are so lazy."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:33 PM
Lelouch finishes her bowl, wiping away residual milk from her face. "Right, let's get Eryn here."
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"Should we tell her to meet us outside?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:39 PM
"Yeah, I think so. I'll text her now." Lelouch quickly texts Eryn to meet them outside.
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Eryn agrees.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 5:55 PM
And now, we wait.
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They are, in fact, still in Lelouch's apartment. They wouldn't know if she arrived.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 6:01 PM
JIORGFJJOFGBM)
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Lelouch leaves with Jade, heading to the elevator.
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As they pass by the dining room, they spot Shuichi Maoziwam passed out at the table. In front of him are 2 empty bottles of wine. Carmen and Josh Maoziwam's places haven't been maintained, and there's even wine spilling onto Lelouch's mother's chair.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 6:21 PM
Lelouch rolls her eyes at the sight. "Men."
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Jade lifts up the spilled bottle and smells it. "Ew."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 6:28 PM
"How can he act like he cares about the past so much when he lets this happen?" Lelouch shakes her head, looking at the sight before them.
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"Has he really fallen this far? It's so pathetic, I almost pity him."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 6:34 PM
Lelouch looks condescendingly at Shuichi, debating on whether to wake him or not.
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"Should we carry him to his bed like a child? That way, we don't have to bother pitying him... But we also don't have to treat him with respect, either."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 6:45 PM
She shrugs. "Sure. Which side do you want to take?"
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"Is there a difference?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 7:54 PM
OH FUCK I FORGOT)
7:58 PM
Lelouch pauses, before nodding. "Yeah, you're right." (I've never carried someone how do you do it)
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Jade lifted up his legs, and waited for Lelouch to lift up his torso.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 8:00 PM
Lelouch does just that
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She carries him into his bedroom and dumps him on the bed. Shuichi’s bedroom is strangely devoid of much decoration. It’s quite large, but the only furniture inside is a large double bed and a nightstand next to it. On the nightstand is a framed picture of the entire Maoziwam family together looking happy at the Avengard museum of arts. You can clearly remember that Shuichi had been actively dismissive of the place before they went. He’s always been against things that existed outside of material reality, he finds them meaningless. But he’d still ended up enjoying himself there because the rest of you were there. This memory does not mark any particularly special event in your life. There are a few more pictures to the side. There’s also a door Lelouch has never seen before at the opposite end of the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 8:46 PM
Lelouch eyes the door, curiously. "Hm. What do you think's behind that door?"
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"I could check?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/1/2023 8:54 PM
She pauses, checking her phone to check if Eryn's made any indication she's outside.
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Nothing yet.
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((Saturday))
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Nothing yet.
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(( @Lelouch Maoziwam ))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:08 PM
((Thanks bestie))
5:11 PM
"Hm..." She looks back up to the door. "Jade," She says, before looking at her girlfriend and walking towards her, "if anyone texts or calls, give me a yell, and stay by the door in case I need help." She hands Jade the phone. "I want to see what's behind it. This might be the only chance I ever have to check it out, and Eryn's not said she's outside, so we've time to kill."
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"Alright." She nods.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:15 PM
Lelouch smiles, before turning and walking towards the door. She tries the handle, to see if it'll actually open.
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It opens. On the other side is another bedroom, filled with your mother's things. And in the center of the room is a separate bed, only big enough for 1 person.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:19 PM
"A..." Lelouch pauses for a moment. "Oh." She glances around. Anything of interest?
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Not particularly. "What’s in there?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:22 PM
"...Just some stuff. Nothing of importance." Lelouch turns and walks out the room. "C'mon, we've got to meet Eryn." She states, heading towards the exit from Shuichi's room.
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"Lelouch..." Shuichi, half-awake, laughs slightly. "You moved me to my room. Hehehe... Now that is certainly funny."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:35 PM
Lelouch looks at Shuichi, with narrowed eyes. "...Mhm. Yea, sure is." She half-heartedly speaks, turning away. "C'mon, Jade. Better we be there to meet her than she wait, right?"
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"You opened the door, right? You always were so curious... It's obvious you'd understand." Shuichi sat up, and looked at her. "Just as I understand you. You know... I could fix you at any moment. You may not understand, but the power is in my hands. As it always has been. I just have to love you. Just to say it to you even once... That would be enough to make you happy again. To make you accept this world and move on. But I will die someday, and you'll return to the same state. Not giving you a crutch, though you may not see it... Is truly an act of kindness. And besides... You simply haven't earned it. Once again, we're both the same... Never receiving the love we need." Jade shuts the door on Shuichi. "She's here."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 5:47 PM
Lelouch lets out a big sigh, on she held onto during Shuichi's daily monologue. "Right. Better hurry and not leave a lady waiting." She nods, walking towards and entering the elevator.
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Jade gets in the elevator. "He's such an idiot. Why would you need anyone's love, when you already have me?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 6:00 PM
"Exactly! And how can he talk about love when he and his wife slept in separate beds?" She presses the ground floor button. "Hypocrisy at its finest."
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"He must not even know what it feels like to be loved."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 6:03 PM
Lelouch nods in agreement.
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Jade kisses Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 6:06 PM
"Ah-" Lelouch smiles. "Thank you, cutie."
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"No problem!" The elevator arrives. ((End session sorry))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 6:09 PM
((would the session have ended here if i was awake at 7.)
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((Yes))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/8/2023 6:10 PM
(oh ok)
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((Tragically))
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((Not sure if you’ll have a session, depends on other progress but if you do it’ll be on Saturday))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/11/2023 9:02 AM
((i am busy today till late saturday i definitely will not be able to finish backreading in this time)) (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam started a thread. 7/11/2023 9:04 AM
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((Saturday))
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The elevator arrives.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 3:34 PM
"Ladies first," Lelouch smiles, gesturing for Jade to leave first.
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Jade walks to the door and gestures back the same way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 3:47 PM
Lelouch does indeed go first. "So, are you excited to take down Jeff Johnner?"
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"Yeah, sounds great." Jeff Johnner is standing right there, just out of sight from the door. Eryn is unconscious on the ground next to him. Dozens of mobsters surround them. "Ms. Lelouch!" Jade
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 3:53 PM
"Goddammit," Lelouch huffs, stepping in front of Jade and holding out her arm in a protective manner. "Do you have the spray? Maybe we can spritz some of these guys, get them on our side?"
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"Mmph-!" Jade tries to scream something from behind Lelouch. Johnner observes smugly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 3:58 PM
"Jade?!" Lelouch turns to face her girlfriend.
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Mobsters somehow caught her from behind. A rag is pressed up against her face, and she’s unconscious. One of them points a gun at her head. "Do I have your attention?" Johnner.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:10 PM
Lelouch turns back around, now facing Johnner. There's a clear fire in her eyes, but with Jade's life on the line, she simply glares. "Yes, you've got my attention."
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"Then follow me." He walks to a car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:16 PM
Lelouch reluctantly does so.
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Johnner gets in the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:27 PM
Lelouch does the same. "So...what did you want my attention for, anyway?"
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A mobster sits next to her and keeps a gun pointed at her head. Johnner starts driving. "…4 days ago, the world lost someone very important. Gus Amon."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:47 PM
"...Yeah." A flicker of sadness appears on Lelouch's face, quickly replaced by stoicness. "What about him?"
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"We’re going to his funeral." He turns around to look at her. "And you’re giving a eulogy."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:51 PM
"..." Lelouch pauses. "Why?"
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"Because… If you don’t do it, we’re gonna put a bullet in your girlfriend’s head. If you listen, you’ll have her back by then end of the day."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:53 PM
"...Fine, but that wasn't the answer I was looking for. Why am I giving a eulogy, why not someone else, not why should I do it." (edited)
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"You’ll be one of 3 going. The 2 people Gus cared about most in the world… And me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 4:59 PM
"...Who's the other person?"
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"…You really can’t guess?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:07 PM
(no 😭) (edited)
5:09 PM
Lelouch sighs "No, I can't. So, who is it?"
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"You’re not very fun, y’know?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:17 PM
"I'm not fun when someone's got a gun to my head."
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"I’d say I’ve got my best comebacks then, personally."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:22 PM
"I think you'd have better comebacks with a bullet through your head, personally."
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"See? That’s the spirit."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:27 PM
Lelouch was silent for a moment. "Is it open-casket, or closed?" (edited)
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"…Closed."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:28 PM
"Good." Lelouch nods to herself, glancing towards the person with a gun to her head. "You know I'm harmless, right? You knocked out the two people who could do the most damage, there's no need to have someone here."
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"2 people?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:32 PM
"Jade and Eryn."
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"She’s not one of your people. I don’t appreciate thieves."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:43 PM
"I don't appreciate you putting a gun to my girlfriend's head, but sometimes things happen that we just don't like."
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"…Touché. But you struck first." Johnner stopped the car in front of a funeral parlour. Many mobsters are hanging around the graveyard.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:45 PM
Lelouch looks out the window. No opportunity to run away, and even if she could there was a gun to her head. "Hm. Seems gloomy."
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"Go. Now." Johnner.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:47 PM
"Fine, fine." Lelouch steps out of the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:55 PM
Lelouch slowly heads towards the funeral parlour. She gulps down her fear and takes a breathe of fresh, graveyard air.
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((Do you mean the graveyard or the building))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 5:56 PM
(the graveyard)
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Carolyn Blythe and the man in the white suit who shot at her when she met Hav are both there. Lelouch does not recognize anyone else.
5:59 PM
Carolyn smiles and approaches her. ((Channel switch))
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((Hi))
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Carolyn Blythe 7/22/2023 6:01 PM
"Hello there, Ms. Maoziwam. I apologize that it has taken so long for the two of us to get back in contact. Have you been alright? Our last meeting ended in quite the worrisome manner."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 6:17 PM
"Ah, Ms. Blythe. Please, there's no need to apologise." Lelouch extends a hand, expecting the two to shake, before continuing. "I've been quite well, myself. And you?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/22/2023 6:22 PM
Carolyn accepts the handshake "I can hardly complain. Life has had its ups and downs, as always, but my patients have been making rather delightful progress. I do not mean to make this about myself, though. This is a moment of mourning, and you were rather close with Mr. Amon, were you not?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 6:24 PM
Lelouch took a deep breath. "Yes, yes I was, with him being an employee of my family. I assume you're giving a euology?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/22/2023 6:27 PM
"That is correct. I do hope I am capable of honoring his memory to a satisfactory degree. I would not want to disappoint anyone here..." She looks around for a moment "Are your friends not with you?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 6:40 PM
"I was brought here against my will. I didn't even know the funeral was happening today." Lelouch clears her throat.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/22/2023 6:42 PM
"Yes, that does seem to be Mr. Johnner's approach to invitations. He allowed me a guest, though I suppose that is because I was already with him. Regardless, I am sorry that that happened to you, you deserve better treatment."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 7:04 PM
"I suppose." Lelouch just nods, maintaining a stoic expression. "We should...get on with the funeral, shouldn't we?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/22/2023 7:06 PM
"...Very well. Remember, if there is anything you need to communicate to me, you know how." Carolyn adjusts her glasses.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/22/2023 7:26 PM
"I know." Lelouch nods, before entering the parlour.
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((End session because Shoko is leaving))
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There are just some employees in the parlour.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 2:06 PM
"..." There's an unwavering silence from Lelouch as she enters the parlour. You'd think she'd be a little more talkative considering whose funeral this is.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 2:09 PM
Carolyn follows Lelouch "So, if your friends are not with you at the moment, do you know where they are? After all, the four of us were attacked a few days ago, and I have not ran into either Jade nor Maria since then. I do hope they're safe."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 2:12 PM
HPODLDO) (edited)
2:12 PM
HOLD ON BESTRIE I FORGOT EVENTS 😭)
2:15 PM
"Jade's been knocked out, Maria is," Lelouch pauses, before resuming, "somewhere. She's getting saved by a man and not a woman which is a detriment as always, but you win some, you lose some." She grumbles. Lelouch maintains her pace and expression as she asks, "You were arrested by the police or something, right?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 2:21 PM
"That is a shame to hear about Maria, but I hope this man succeeds nonetheless. I would appreciate it if you let me know when and if Maria is safe. You have my Twitter address, as always." Carolyn pauses for a few seconds to collect her thoughts "Forgive me if I am being invasive, but are you feeling alright, Ms. Maoziwam? You were the one who rescued me from my false arrest, after all."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 2:39 PM
"I'm feeling fine, just..do you know how Gus' turned up n your apartment, by any chance?" Lelouch glances to Carolyn, before looking back to the floor she's walking on.
2:40 PM
(Sorry i was backreading 😭)
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 2:42 PM
"...How much do you know about Mr. Amon's... involvement with those present at this funeral? As I understand it, you were somewhat protected from learning of that side of him, no?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 2:51 PM
"I'd say I know surface-level, but by your question I gather it has something to do with them." Lelouch looks at Carolyn, this time maintaining eye contact.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 2:55 PM
"I would like to preface this with assurance that I am not speaking ill of the dead, as Mr. Amon had his reasons. To answer your question, though, I was being blackmailed by Mr. Amon into assisting with the activities of the mafia. He was waiting in my apartment for our next instructions from the higher-ups when he made the decision to end his own life."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:02 PM
She lets out a small 'hmph'. "Unsurprisng. Another man using underhanded techniques to get his way." Lelouch pauses, thinking. Suddenly, topic change. "So, what are you thinking of saying? During your eulogy?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:07 PM
Carolyn takes a bit too unnaturally long to respond, finally answering with a light laugh "How odd, I must admit I had not considered that. I suppose there is nothing to do other than speak honestly, wouldn't you agree?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:08 PM
"If I spoke honestly, I'd get kicked out." She says, candidly.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:13 PM
"I see... how unfortunate. Most do not get lasting pleasure out of the act of lying; doing so can build pressure to maintain the illusion, or remove the possibility of the liar feeling seen. With that said, it is certainly required to prevent worse hardships in certain scenarios. Such is one of the limitations of this world." Carolyn shakes her head "I am getting sidetracked. You should be fine as long as you praise Mr. Amon, that is all it seems Mr. Johnner desires out of this service."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:18 PM
"I see..." Lelouch grumbles. Can they sit down now? I don't know how long they've been walking but I assume there are like...chairs they can sit at?
3:21 PM
@Ehn/PC)]
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There are indeed chairs.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:23 PM
Lelouch sits.
3:25 PM
"When do you think he's going to call us up?" She asks, looking towards Carolyn.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:30 PM
"I do not believe the ceremony has officially began yet, so it may be a while, depending on how many guests Mr. Johnner is waiting on to arrive. Perhaps you were the last, in which case it may be best to return to where the rest of the visitors are waiting."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:35 PM
"Ah, gotcha" Lelouch clears her throat. "Ladies first," she gestures for Carolyn to take the lead. "Is there anything you particularly want to ask me?"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:42 PM
Carolyn glances around to ascertain if the man in the white suit has followed the two of them inside.
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He has not.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:42 PM
"There was one thing, yes... Do you still have your perfume on you, by any chance?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:45 PM
"Unfortunately not. Jade had it before they knocked her out, annoyingly."
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Johnner walked into the parlour. "Hey, Blythe. You’re on first."
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:49 PM
She turns to him and smiles "Of course. Thank you for letting me know." She exits the parlor.
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((Does lelouch also go?))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:53 PM
Lelouch follows, staying silent.
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People have gathered around a podium. Next to the podium is a closed casket.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 3:57 PM
Lelouch finds a spot to stand, just looking at the casket. There's slight contempt on her face.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 3:58 PM
Carolyn makes her way to the podium, and clears her throat. She looks over the crowd, seeing if any new faces have arrived while the two of them were inside.
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There’s no one new. The man in the white suit is crossing his arms, looking annoyed. Johnner stands in the crowd.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 4:01 PM
Lelouch is not lelouching right now.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 4:49 PM
"My knowledge of funeral proceedings leads me to believe that it would be best to begin this eulogy with something of a light, potentially humorous story of my time with Mr. Amon. From there, one would transition to more heavy reminiscence on their shared past with the deceased. Unfortunately, I cannot do this. Mr. Amon was a serious man, throughout all the time I knew him, it would be quite the obvious lie to describe him as easygoing or, well, pleasant. These are traits one would typically associate with one who is content with their life, or in other words, happy. It is no coincidence that Mr. Amon did not hold these traits, as to say he was unhappy would be an understatement. Mr. Amon was miserable. "This is the tragedy of his life, all our lives, really. He had found a place he wished to be, the police force, but as is inevitable for anyone who lives in their ideal state for long enough, he was used up and thrown away by the whims of society. Thus is the double-edged sword of having a dream. It gives your life a win state, but also, on the other hand, a failure state. Mr. Amon failed. I am sure it is not impossible for one to be happy in the line of work he found himself in during recent years; I am an example of one such case, after all. Despite this, it is not where Mr. Amon found happiness. He viewed himself as irredeemable, a blight on society who deserved to be tortured despite trying his best. "It is here that I must thank all of you for giving him a home. Mr. Amon would never allow himself to be happy again, but... Surely, he still deserved the comfort of a family, of acceptance of who he is. This very funeral service demonstrates that he had exactly that, likeminded friends who understood him..." The side of her mouth curls up "Who will remember him for who he was. Through you and I, the existence of Gus Amon will never die. He will live together with us... eternally." Carolyn steps away from the podium, and finds a place to stand in the crowd.
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Johnner claps loudly. Some people in the crowd slowly join in.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 4:51 PM
Lelouch does not.
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Johnner takes the podium next.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 5:04 PM
Lelouch finds her way to stand next to Carolyn.
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“I used to think Gus Amon was a coward. A man who did nothing right… And yet constantly pretended he did. A man who wanted to stick to the law too much to keep his job, but desperate enough that he’d join up with us anyway. Just… An endless train of contradictions and hypocrisy. If you’re gonna be the bigshot criminal type… You’ve gotta be real about it. You’ve gotta know you’re the villain. And I… And I don’t mean in the EL way. I mean in a realist way. We’re the bad guys, y’know? We break this city, we take everything from it. We do it with purpose… But we’re not heroes. If he cared so much about doing what he believes in, life would’ve led him down a completely different path. It’d have been a real dead end of a path, but what can you do?” Johnner laughs uncomfortably. “And I… And I always hated cowards, y’know? It’s a tough life. You do what you gotta do, no point in really judging the rats running around a sewer. You put ‘em down when you have to, but it’s no skin off your back. I figured… The sentimental types just aren’t made for this life. Phrase it however you want, but there’s no point in a life where you just drag your feet and cry over every inconvenience. Survival of the fittest and all. You don’t pick yourself up when things tough? You’re just gonna get run over. That’s the way of life.” He pauses and looks at Gus’s casket. “But uh… Truth is, I was the coward. Too scared to really be alive. It’s not about doing what you believe in. It’s… It’s about believing in what you do. ‘Cause in this life, we all do what we do. Everything’s… Just a matter of perspective. So I’ll be the first to say it… To say the words you’d never have gotten to hear alive. And to mean them.” Johnner steps off the podium and approaches the casket.
5:40 PM
“You’re a hero, Gus. A real life hero… And… I could stand to learn a lot from you. So…” Johnner walks back onto the podium. “No use crying over spilled milk. No use wondering what we can or can’t do. We do what we do. And for that… We oughta love ourselves for it. We oughta be the heroes. And to that… I honor Gus Amon. The man who taught me happiness.” Johnner pauses to let people clap.
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 5:47 PM
Carolyn's expression can be described as nothing other than shocked. Her hands unsteadily move together, giving a light clap, before resolving to increase in speed and intensity. She provides Johnner as strong of an applause as she can manage.
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The man in the white suit starts yelling. "You lunatic! What the hell are you talking about!? You are a murderer! You are a criminal! You’ve never done a single thing right in your life! And you’re just- You’re just going to ignore that for your own sake? I don’t care what kind of narcissistic madness you operate on, that’s lunacy! There is no system of ethics under which any action you’ve ever taken in your entire life is anything but objectively evil! You deluded little psychopa-" Several gangsters drag him away by force. "Let go of me, you delusion idiots!"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 5:57 PM
Carolyn watches him get dragged away with a smug smile as she finishes her round of applause, letting out one vocal observation in a voice barely above that of a whisper "What a wonderful funeral."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 5:58 PM
Lelouch notes the man being dragged away, sighing contently. "Great. I'm next." She mutters through gritted teeth.
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Johnner smiles, unbothered. "Last but not least is the man Gus saw as a true daughter. Lelouch Maoziwam." He steps off the podium.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:00 PM
Lelouch gives a one last glance towards Carolyn, before quickly marching up to the podium. Girly is not vibing right now. (edited)
6:00 PM
(I'M THE ONE THATS HELPLESS NOT LELOUCH)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:33 PM
Lelouch looks out to the crowd, her mouth open to say something, before pausing. It's clear she hadn't thought about what she was going to say, even in the time she spent just standing and watching the other two. Letting out a sigh, she speaks up. "Gus Amon was...a man." She starts off, looking towards the closed casket. "Prior to his death, Gus and I fell out. He'd been working with my father, unsurprisingly in retrospect as they're all the same, to prevent me from achieving my dreams in what he deemed was 'for my own good'. I find it downright hilarious how he could even side with Shuichi, I mean the man himself thinks my wonder, amazing girlfriend, Jade Lamperouge is some confounded attempt at me trying to ignore the real world while he himself can't look past the damned accident that took away half my family, and he can't even get over himself to not go on some rampaged, assholish, self-absorbed monologue about his own superiority and false narratives of love that he thinks I believe." There's a bitter spit to her words. "If my father were actually competent, I think he'd be a threat. But he wasn't, or at least I thought he wasn't, until Mr. Gus Amon revealed his true colours as my father's aide. Makes sense, the man was the one writing his paychecks to keep an eye on me, but...there was something about Gus that made him different. An understanding that I thought he had, that I truly, actually believed was real. But it wasn't. It never was." Her gaze never falters from the coffin. "I'd say he was a good man, but I'd be lying. He played dirty to get his way, kept secrets from me and was working with the mafia whatever organisation you call yourself, and to me that's not a good man. Hell, the only thing 'good' about him was the fact he met me, and even then how much of our relationship was fake I don't even know. Sure, he'd protect me and, as Johnner said 'viewed me as a true daughter', but how much of that was real I don't know, and don't want to know." She sighs, looking away from the coffin and out to the crowd. "What I said at the start summarised my thought on Gus Amon in a nice present with a pretty bow on it: Gus Amon," she pauses for dramatic effect, "was a man." (edited)
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 6:39 PM
Carolyn remains silent, a serious expression having emerged on her face early on in Lelouch's eulogy. She shoots consistent glances towards Johnner, gauging his reaction to the speech.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:40 PM
Lelouch stays at the podium, like a girlboss.
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"You bitch!" Johnner gets up, furious. "You dare spit on his image at his own funeral?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:42 PM
"That's what you get for FUCKING KNOCKING OUT MY GIRLFRIEND!" she pauses, "AND ERYN!"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 6:42 PM
Carolyn rushes to Lelouch's side, looking worried "What Ms. Maoziwam is... unable to say is that... she has been traumatized by the experience of losing someone so close to her. Casting doubt on the validity of his character and her relationship with him is... it's a coping mechanism to try to justify there having not actually been anything important lost. She's young, and I'm sure when she comes to her senses, she'll be apologetic. Perhaps the funeral was just too soon for her to process everything."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:43 PM
"And speaking of spit, dipshit," she grumbles, before spitting on the coffin, "HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!"
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 6:45 PM
"Ah, that's... easily cleanable. No harm done, right?" Carolyn grabs Lelouch by the arm and says in as stern of a voice as possible "Lelouch. You need to stop. Now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:47 PM
"Why should I?! These-" she huffs, pulling away from Carolyn, "these ASSHOLES kidnapped me to go to some STUPID funeral for some JACKASS who I don't care about anymore. He is DEAD, he is a TRAITOR and he is DEAD and I have accepted that, and I should NOT have to suffer because some assholes in TARDY WHITE SUITS give a shit about him!"
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A gunshot rings out. The bullet narrowly misses Lelouch, perhaps by intention. Johnner is holding a gun, aimed at Lelouch. "You forget who’s holding all the cards."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:55 PM
She stares at Johnner, grumbling. "Men. All the same." She groans. "FINE, I'll stop. But if you expect me to deliver another monologue about how Gus was 'a hero'," she says in a mocking tone, "you can forget it."
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"So you hold your hatred of a man who helped raise you above your own life? Above the life of your friend?" Johnner.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 6:59 PM
"GIRLfriend." She clarifies, pettily.
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"I didn’t ask about her gender."
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 7:01 PM
"Trauma responses don't tend to be logical, Mr. Johnner. She is obviously not in a clear state of mind right now, if she's willing to risk the lives of those she loves here, so can we really hold her words of 'hatred' against her? Why don't we simply... remove her from the scene, and continue with the ceremony?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:01 PM
"Listen to women, Johnner, they know better."
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"Gus knew better than you ever will." He turns around. "Fine. Get out of here. I’m not interested in killing myself quite yet. I’ll save that for down the line. But don’t expect us to return your girlfriend."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:08 PM
"Oh, fuck no-" She seems offended. "You are going to give me back Jade or I swear to god I'll-" She cuts herself off. "Return her."
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 7:11 PM
Carolyn speaks to Lelouch in a low voice "Lelouch, please, he will not be convinced like that. Leave, and I'll smooth things over. Trust me, finding amicable solutions is my living."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:12 PM
She grumbles, but because it's Carolyn telling her, she wades over. "Alright. Alright, I'll go."
7:12 PM
"How am I getting home?" She looks to Johnner, expectantly.
7:12 PM
"In case you forgot, you kidnapped me and knocked out my designated driver, Eryn."
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He gives a mocking smirk. "I fail to see how that’s my problem."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:13 PM
"And I fail to see how kicking this coffin would be my problem." She grumbles under her breath, before sighing.
7:14 PM
"Fine! I'll walk. That's more active than you guys will ever be." She says, smugly waltzing off.
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((Channel split))
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Avengard / carolyn-and-lelouch
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Carolyn Blythe 7/28/2023 8:04 PM
Carolyn_Blythe: Johnner was convinced to release Jade. I am unsure of if he plans to reunite the two of you, or if she has simply been let go. Once the two of you are together again, I would like to regroup. I am in need of some help.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:15 PM
Lelouch be walking.
7:17 PM
((I assume the sessio ends now that the channel's split?)
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((No we’re still going))
7:17 PM
Lelouch gets a text from Shawn.
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Avengard / lelouch-and-shawn
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Shawn Duveldt 7/22/2023 9:14 PM
Hey! Found Maria. I'll drop her off at the old Edlightment building. See ya there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:17 PM
Great. Do you have a car?
7:19 PM
Actually nvm fuck you. See you later.
7:19 PM
Return her in one piece.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:49 PM
Also, weird place to drop her off upon reflection.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:17 PM
She text.
7:20 PM
She looks around her surroundings, trying to see anything familiar that might clue her in on where she is, sending the text to Shawn before switching to her phone.
7:20 PM
"Cop...cop...cop..." She skims through, looking for the Cop™️.
7:20 PM
@The Evasive Kidinkasaurus ur fave is returning for an encore)
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He’s there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:22 PM
((YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:22 PM
She calls the number, patiently waiting for him to pick up.
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He picks up. "Hello?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:23 PM
"Hi. I usually wouldn't be calling, but I'm stranded. Pick me up." She grits through her teeth, reluctant to say this to a man. "Please."
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"Where?" You can see the address of the funeral parlour.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:25 PM
"[Insert address of the funeral parlour.]"
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"Ok." He hangs up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:27 PM
She patiently waits.
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He arrives in his car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:30 PM
"Thanks." She says, getting inside.
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"Where to?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:33 PM
"My apartment complex. And step on it, my girlfriend's potentially in danger. And Eryn." She requests, stating her address.
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He drives her to the apartment. There’s no one there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:37 PM
"Fuck." She grumbles. Turning to the police officer, she clears her throat. "By the way, that funeral parlour has like, a bunch of mafia people there. Think they're having a funeral for one of their goons?" She shrugs. "You might want to send some police officers that way." She suggests, a petty expression on her face.
7:38 PM
"But don't you go. I..." she shivers, "need," ugh, she's admitting to needing a MAN! "you, and can't risk you dying."
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"Okay."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:47 PM
"Great." She nods."AH- SHIT! Uh- could you actually drop me off at the-" She looks at her phone. "Old Edlightenment building?"
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"The site of that mass murder?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 7:48 PM
"Y..." She mumbles, quickly googling it. "Yeah." She nods, confirming. (edited)
7:49 PM
She quickly sends a text to someone, before jumping in. "Hop to it, I've got women to save!"
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Edlightenment was a cult ran by Edward Blythe, who poisoned all of its members 9 years ago, with the exception of himself and his 18yo daughter.
7:58 PM
The cop is driving.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 8:00 PM
YOOOO BLYTHE
8:01 PM
"I'll have to ask about this next time." She thinks to herself, waiting to be dropped off.
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((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 7/28/2023 8:02 PM
see u next week bestieeee)
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((Saturday))
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The cop arrives at the abandoned building. The front doors are open but the lights are off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 3:33 PM
"Hm. It makes no sense that Shawn would drop off Maria here. I mean, someone has radiant as her deserves a radiant place. And this? Not radiant." Lelouch is dissapointed in men once more. (edited)
3:33 PM
FUCK)
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The cop does not reply.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 3:39 PM
Lelouch jumped out the Cadillac and took in the scenery. "Cop, follow me,"
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He follows. Maria is standing inside the building, just barely visible because of the light from outside. She’s shaking.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:03 PM
"Maria?! Are you safe?!"
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She doesn’t answer. ((Is Lelouch approaching her or))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:25 PM
Lelouch approaches cautiously.
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Lelouch reaches Maria when a loud noise sounds from behind her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:32 PM
Lelouch turns to look behind her. (edited)
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The cop is knocked out on the floor. Kite is standing over him, in full costume, and holding the crowbar. He shuts the door and turns on the light. "Ha. Gotcha."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:43 PM
"Fucking goddammit."
4:44 PM
Lelouch looks to see if Maria is still there.
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Maria is still there. "I win, Lelouch. This is the end." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:49 PM
"Maria, are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he? If he did, I'll kill him." She says, ignoring Kite.
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"I didn’t hurt her, I just helped her! As soon as that perfume of yours wore off, she ran straight into my arms! I knew you were faking it somehow, no way 2 girls could stay together! So she’s my waifu now!" Kite. Maria looks terrified.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:55 PM
Lelouch turns around "Hell no! Maria'd never stay with a guy like you. She's with me, right, Maria?"
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She just starts shaking more. "See? She’s terrified of you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 4:58 PM
"Or maybe she's terrified of your ugly face!"
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Kite swings the crowbar near Lelouch's feet. It easily breaks through the concrete floor without any difficulty. "Stop pretending you’re winning. This is my hero speech!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:04 PM
Lelouch took a step back, though not far enough to bump into Maria. "Fine! Fine. Okay, go ahead."
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"9 years ago, my parents died in this building. They were all I ever had! And they were killed by Carolyn Blythe. Because of her, I was left all alone in this world."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:07 PM
"...So why don't you go and kill her-"
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"I tried! And I’m gonna try again later! The point is… After that, I finally found someone else. My bro. And you took him away from me! You used your perfume, didn’t you!? Like her, you took everything from me!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:12 PM
"Seems like you're not coping hard enough. The perfume wears off as exampled by Maria. Just be a normal person and wait it out if you're that attached to a man. Why you would be, I don't understand, BUT there's no reason to drag good women like Maria into this!"
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“I’m protecting her from you! Because you’re a villain!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:13 PM
"Okay, Mr. Crowbar."
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"My name is Kite!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:15 PM
"Fitting. A dumb name for a dumb man." She rolls her eyes. "So, Maria, you ready to go? I can hotwire the car and you can drive!"
5:15 PM
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"When you took him for me… I decided all on my own to live just to hate you! But today that ends!" Kite charges at Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:17 PM
Lelouch dives out the way.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:17 PM
Man...fkn gay people.
5:17 PM
(D20 right)
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((Correct))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:17 PM
fuck a 9 😭)
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Lelouch is tackled onto the ground. He holds the crowbar up to her throat. "It’s Advehnt Guard against the world. And I don’t need you in my world anymore!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:20 PM
"AH- FUCKING...BITCH." She recoils from the tackle.
5:21 PM
Lelouch tries to push Kite off.
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((Roll))
5:22 PM
"Come on! Beg for your life!" Kite. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/7/2023 5:23 PM
19 motherfuckerrrr)
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Lelouch pushes him off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:35 PM
"Finally." She dusts off. "Fucking asshole." Lelouch looks to Maria, shouting, "Maria! Get to the exit! Go wait inside the police car, steal the cop's keys or something and lock yourself in until I come and get you!"
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"Maria! Stay there! You’re with me now!" Kite kicks Lelouch in the chest. Maria starts to move and then stops to just shake in place.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:38 PM
"AH, YOU BITCH!" She recoils from the kick. "MARIA! DON'T LISTEN TO MEN! THEY KNOW NOTHING!" Lelouch kicks Kite back.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:40 PM
(16)
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Lelouch successfully kicks Kite. "Damn it, you bitch! I’m not gonna let you take anything from me ever again!" Kite grabs Lelouch and throws her as hard as he can against the wall. It doesn’t do much.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:42 PM
"Hah, you throw like a LOSER! Fitting for your DUMB name!" She taunts, before shouting to Maria: "RUN! WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DUMB ENOUGH TO DO!"
6:43 PM
(maybe i should hit him)
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Kite swings the crowbar at Lelouch’s head.
6:43 PM
((Roll to dodge))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:44 PM
(ow 8)
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Kite's crowbar hits the ceiling behind her, while he uses her attempt at ducking to stomp his foot strongly on her back. Lelouch is knocked to the ground while the wall collapses onto her legs. It hurts like hell.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:49 PM
She lets out a strained, "fuckin g men"
6:49 PM
Lelouch tries to push some of the debris off her leg.
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The rubble is heavy, and Kite stepping on her back prevents her from reaching the rubble with her arms, while her legs are too weak to remove it either. Kite lets out a victorious laugh. "Now you’re gonna face the real world. Mine! I’m gonna pull you off your tower of delusion and special privilege until you’re walking among us commoners… And then I’m gonna make you carry me right up there to my throne!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/9/2023 6:59 PM
Lelouch lets out a loud, "FUCK YOU AND YOUR-" huff of death "BITCH ASS HEROISM."
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"Aww… Is that the best the mighty Lelouch can do?" Kite laughs, then snaps his fingers. "Maria, say it." Maria begins staring at a spot in the air as if reading a nonexistent script. Her voice is monotone and lifeless like her expression. "I hate you, Lelouch Maoziwam. From the bottom of my heart I despise everything about you. You’re a villain, a murderer, and a spoiled brat. I want you to die a thousand miserable deaths while the world mocks your loss. You forced me to love you, but I hate you. I hate you so, so, so, so, much. You don’t care about me. You just wanted to use me. You just needed an object to feel better than… To pity. And you chose me. So it’s your fault… That I’m broken. Because you never really cared about me at all. And for that… Kite here… He really wants me that that’s his name… He’s going to break you too." She starts crying slightly but nothing else about her tone changers. "…Was that okay?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:09 PM
"Maria..." Lelouch says, slightly disheartened, before trying to wriggle Kite off of her. "You made her say that! You bastard! Get the fuck off of me!"
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"Nuh-uh! You’re mine now!" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:11 PM
"Maria! Run away! You don't have to listen to him! Snap out of it!" Lelouch calls out.
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Maria is frozen in place. "If you don’t listen, I’m just gonna kill you. Is that what you want?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:24 PM
DAMMIT)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:33 PM
"Maria! Don't listen to him!" Lelouch calls. She glances around the area, is there something she can use to get Kite off of her back or progress the story?
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:35 PM
(18!)
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"See, when I kissed her earlier it didn’t feel good at all. It’s my first kiss with a girl, and it felt so dull… That’s when I realized the problem!" He smirks. "I didn’t earn it! You broke her for me already, so I didn’t even have to do any work! I’ve gotta work towards what I want." He leans in closer to Lelouch’s head. "You took everything from me, Lelouch. So I’m gonna make you give me everything you have… And pay it all back!" Lelouch’s hands reach a small enough piece of rubble to be used as a weapon. "If you wanna live… Kiss me." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 2:39 PM
(THAT WAS A JOKE 😭 SORRY)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:02 PM
"K...Kiss you?" She says, trying to stall as to allow her to assess to situation. Can she hit him from her?
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She might be able to.
3:03 PM
"Yeah! Come on, you know you want to!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:04 PM
If he got closer, she'd be able to hit him, right? She could use this degenerate's CLEAR desperation to her advantage.
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Likely.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:05 PM
"...Fine. Get real close, can't really kiss you from this angle, y'know?" She says through gritted teeth. She just needs him in the right position.
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"Nah… You’ve gotta ask more politely. And make the face too. The uh… The kissing one." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:08 PM
"The kissing one?" She says with disgust, before quickly clearing her throat. "I don't really know what you mean, can you show me?" She plays dumb. (edited)
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"Like this, duh." Kite pulls Maria in and kisses her. She reciprocates the kiss blankly, like he’s kissing a lifeless doll.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:11 PM
Lelouch wants to gag. "Oh...I see." She says, feeling her stomach churn. Fucking. Men.* *She puckers her lips, but keeps her eyes open. She is not about to let fucking Kite of all men kiss her.
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"What about the asking politely part, huh?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:13 PM
"...Please. Kiss. Me." She says through gritted teeth. This is taking up all of her fucking willpower and it is clear. (edited)
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"Sorry, what was that? You’re too quiet!" He laughs confidently. "It’s time for me to break through the glass floor, so you’ve gotta make it a little louder. Us gamers are riding up here."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:16 PM
"Please kiss me." She says, more clearly. Her hand is fucking gripping that rubble.
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"Don’t mind if I do." He steps off Lelouch and tries to kiss her. The front door opens behind him, as Jade stealthily creeps in. Ehn is on her shoulder.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:17 PM
Lelouch aims to hit Kite on the head. She'll have a quip if it goes through.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:18 PM
(14)
3:18 PM
PLEASE hit)
3:19 PM
HE DESERVES IT)
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Kite is hit in the head. "Ow- What the hell!?"
3:19 PM
He stumbles back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:19 PM
"THAT'S FOR KISSING MARIA AGAINST HER WILL, BITCH!"
3:20 PM
She'd try to throw the rubble at him. I mean if she can't hit him, might as well try long distance.
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"I knew you planted that thought in my bro's head! She definitely agreed, she said so afterwards!" Kite. ((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:22 PM
(four SOB)
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It misses. "Ha! You missed!" Kite. "…Or maybe she was just distracting you." Jade smugly sprays Kite with perfume from behind.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:23 PM
FUCK YES)
3:23 PM
WE GOT HIM BOYS!!!!!!
3:27 PM
"Jade! Help me get this wall off my leg! You too, Kite." She spits out Kite's name.
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Kite and Jade pull the rubble off Lelouch. It still hurts, so Jade helps Lelouch stand.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:30 PM
"Now, Kite, don't move while me and Jade make sure Maria's okay." Lelouch glares daggers into Kite as she turns to Jade. "Jade, can you help me to Maria?"
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"Whatever you say, girl-who-I-love." Kite's tone of voice is so far from his usual hero voice it sounds almost mocking. "Alright." Jade helps Lelouch over to Maria who is just standing there.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:39 PM
"Maria? You alright?" Lelouch asks, concerned. "Kite's not an issue anymore, you're safe."
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"…Hi. My name is Maria Stanley. How can I help you?" Maria replies robotically.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:40 PM
"Kite, what'd you do?!"
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"Nothing, she was already like this. I just used it to get a real life waifu." Kite. "Creep." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:42 PM
"Hm...Jade, maybe try spraying her? Maybe we can override whatever's making her all...roboty."
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"Got it." Jade sprays Maria. "Listen to everything Ms Lelouch says." "Understood." Maria.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/10/2023 3:44 PM
"Maria, what happened to you? Who did this?"
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Maria starts shaking intensely. "…You did. H-He did. Mom did… Everyone- Everyone wants me to be theirs. I don’t- I don’t know who I am…" "You’re Ms Lelouch’s." Jade ends the debate.
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((Saturday))
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"You’re Ms Lelouch’s." Jade ends the debate.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:14 PM
"Well, I couldn't have done this. I'm GOOD for you!" Lelouch shakes her head. "Well, be happy I've rescued you then." (edited)
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"Alright… I’m happy." Maria. "Well, that’s solved then. You’re welcome." Ehn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:18 PM
"Good. Now," she turns away from Maria, facing Ehn. "Why're you here?"
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"She told me where you were after I was let out." Jade. "See? I saved the day!" Ehn smiles. "Can you imagine how horrible this story would’ve been if Kite just continued uninterrupted?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:22 PM
"Right. Thank you, cat." Lelouch gives Ehn a quick nod and a small smile, before looking at Jade. "Now, are you alright? They didn't hurt you too badly, did they?"
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"I’m fine, thank you." Jade brings Lelouch back to Kite. "But what do we do with him? It has to hurt even more than what he did to you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:26 PM
"Well..." Lelouch thonks.
2:27 PM
"We could use Kite's crowbar to do what he did to me; hit the wall and make it collapse on him."
2:28 PM
"Or maybe have him tell Shawn he hates him, if we want to go for a more emotional aspect."
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"Ha, like either of those would bother me." Kite scoffs. "Then tell us what would!" Jade. "I’d be so bothered if a cute girl kissed me." Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:31 PM
"Eugh. Even when he's harmless he's disgusting."
2:33 PM
"Do you have any ideas on how to get back at him?"
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She asks Jade.
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"Well, I am pretty cute." Jade smiles. "But I’d never want a man's lips on mine. Maybe we could make him beg more? Or maybe praise you? This kind of thickheaded man seems hard to hurt, since he’s too stupid to feel pain." "Ha… Is that really what you think?" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:36 PM
Lelouch 🤨s. "What do you mean by that?"
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"Didn’t I tell you earlier? I’m a hero. I thrive in pain, struggle, difficult times. A guy like me's built to get beat up time after time and just get a power up before things start looking too bad. No matter how much you hurt me, you’ll never compare to the hells I’ve been through. Rich kid living up in the high tower, everything handed to her on a silver platter. Even when your family dies, you can’t even do that right. You live for joy, I live for pain. That’s what puts us so far at odds. And why you can never hurt me… While I’ll always hurt you. Cause that’s what it means to be a real superhero!" Kite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 2:56 PM
"Sounds dumb. Are you like, lactose intolerant or something so we can have an easy way to give you hell?"
2:57 PM
"I'd prefer to do this fast and painful so I can focus on saving women." (edited)
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"Nah, I’m all good for milk." Kite. Jade mimics vomiting. "If he really can only be hurt by giving him what he wants… Would it be worth it for me to…?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:07 PM
"No! He doesn't deserve what he wants. Besides, Maria's a cute girl, and when he kissed her, I saw nothing on his face that was even a smidge of the pain I felt."
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"If it’s what you’d have wanted… I’d have done it for you, Ms Lelouch." Jade. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:33 PM
"..." Lelouch thinks about it. "He doesn't deserve what he wants, but he does deserve pain. But to give him pain would be to give him what he wants, but to not give him what he wants would be to not give him what he deserves..." She grumbles. "...Fine, Jade...kiss Kite. You can choose your favourite cereal for dinner in return!"
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"…Really?" Jade hesitates.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:37 PM
Lelouch has the most sour expression one can imagine. "Yes. Yes, fine, yes. He deserves it, and I'll wipe away his disgusting lips off with mine."
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"…" Jade hesitates as she leans in towards Kite. "Come on? What happened to saying you’d do it for her?" Kite smugly mocks. "Are you betraying he-?" He’s interrupted by Jade’s lips.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:41 PM
Lelouch is holding back a gag. "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH! OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!" She pulls Jade back, glaring at Kite. "Now you better tell me it fucking hurts or I'm gonna use that crowbar in ways it's not intended."
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"Oh… It hurts so much, I think I’m gonna die!" Kite punches Jade, knocking both her and Lelouch over. "Heh. …Just kidding."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:49 PM
I THOUGHT HE WAS SPRAYED
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Kite lifts up his mask to reveal a gas mask stuffed inside. "Come on, did you really think I didn’t plan ahead?" Kite grabs Lelouch and pulls her away from Jade, keeping the crowbar to her neck. "If you try to spray me again, I’m gonna kill your boss."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 3:52 PM
"oH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
3:53 PM
Can she punch him in the gut with her elbow?
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"Ms Lelouch!" Jade wipes off her lips quickly. "See… I wasn’t lying. I do thrive down in the dirt. But when I get to trick you like that? Now that’s a success I can enjoy. The only fun's the kind I can wrestle from the jaws of agony." Kite. Fighting Kite in this position would likely cause Lelouch to kill herself accidentally. (edited)
3:59 PM
"You know, for a superhero you sure are boring." Ehn speaks to him. "You just beat up people when they’re down and pretend that makes you better. Shawn handles the job way better! I bet you’d be nothing without him." Ehn. "Sh-Shut up! I’m the hero! Not my bro! I can do this all on my own! Like I always have!" Kite. Jade winks to Lelouch and mouths 'I have an idea'.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:16 PM
With Kite distracted, Lelouch keeps her eyes on Jade.
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"Y’know… Ms Lelouch thinks you’re very impressive." Jade. "Huh? N-No she doesn’t. She hates me! That’s what I’m gonna change!" Somehow this single sentence shatters all of the confidence in Kite's speech and posture. "No… I heard she’s even jealous of you. She’s always been a huge fan." Jade. The crowbar moves away from Lelouch’s neck.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:24 PM
"Fine, fine...Jade's right." Lelouch admits, sullenly. "You've always had this..." she holds back a gag, "flair I've been attracted to, because..." Lelouch unlelouches herself. "You're so much better than me." Lelouch inner pride dies with this single sentence.
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Kite's grip on her weakens and he points the crowbar at Jade. "Sh-Shut up! Go back to hating me! This isn’t funny- We’re… We’re enemies!" He drops Lelouch completely and grabs his head. "I’m- I’m nothing like you! Nothing at all! I’m the hero! We’re on opposing sides! You can’t… You can’t do this! Shut up!" "Quick, Ms. Lelouch! Grab his mask!" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:28 PM
Lelouch grabs his mask like a queen. "SIKE!"
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:31 PM
(OH YOU Mf :( )
4:31 PM
(19!!!!)
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Lelouch rips the gas mask off Kite. He backs up against the wall, waving his crowbar wildly to prevent anyone from getting close. "See? Now this is a fun showdown! None of that weird incel stuff." Ehn. Jade rushed to Lelouch. "Are you alright, Ms Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:37 PM
"Yeah, I'm fine. Jade, now's our chance. Spray him!" Lelouch commands.
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Jade whispers. "The range of the perfume is less than his crowbar. I’d die if I got close enough. But… He doesn’t know that. Tell him if he doesn’t apologize for everything, we’re going to spray him."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 4:41 PM
Lelouch whispers, "ah." Before confidentally exclaiming: "Kite! I demand you apologise, or I'll have Jade spray you. Apologise for everything! For hurting me, for getting in the way of our plans, even for fucking up Maria because clearly that was you!"
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Kite grimaces. "I-It wouldn’t work on me! As if I’d ever love a woman!" "It would! Ms Lelouch’s magic is perfect!" Jade. "Well, technically it’s yours. And mostly mine." Ehn.
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"Ms Lelouch has a happy and loving family with us. She’s always living the best life imaginable. And if you oppose us… We can force you to have that too. Right here, in the place where you lost everything, we’ll give you so much more. No more orphan card for you. Because you’re so pitiful… Ms Lelouch can grant you that." Jade. "F-Fine… I’m sorry, okay?" Kite. "More! Do it from the heart! For everything you’ve done!" Jade. "I’m… Sorry. I'm sorry for making you kiss me. I’m sorry for tricking you. I’m sorry for needing to pursue this fight… Because I need you to hate me. I… Just need you to hate me, so I can keep being the victim." Kite starts crying. "I’m sorry for fighting that. I’m sorry for breaking off the hero path to try the easy way. I’m lazy, selfish, apathetic… And- And- I’m sorry I used my bro. I’m sorry I used Maria." He turns to Lelouch pathetically. "Can we… Can we go back to normal? Can you hate me as your rival?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 5:12 PM
SORRY MY INTERNET LIKE BLACKED OUT OR SMTH IM ALIVE NOW)
5:12 PM
awe man i didn't get to respond :()
5:13 PM
(The response to the first one is:) Lelouch just glared. She'd asked for something, and she wasn't gonna ask again.
5:13 PM
(The response to the second:)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 5:40 PM
"...You know, I really don't get it. Like, really, I don't." Lelouch took a step closer. "I'm trying to better the Earth, and you continuously get in my way for some stupid, pitiful reason, and yet you're the hero in your mind? If you really wanted a quick way onto the hero's side, you should just let Jade spray you." "Because I'm the hero. Not you. You use people for your own gain without any second thought for their needs. I help people by guiding them through their issues or showing them the right choice. You're lazy, selfish and apathetic, while I'm empathetic, and nice, and considerate to girls who deserve attention FAR more than you. But, in this one chance, I'm giving you that option. I'm giving you the attention a hero would give a person in need, because that's what you are. A person in need." "So I say, make the right choice, Kite. Stop getting in my way, and become a part of the Lelouch family."
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"Don’t… Pity… Me! You’re just trying to trick me, aren’t you? I see through that! I’m- I’m the hero! I’ll protect the world from people like you! I don’t… I don’t need anyone else!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 5:53 PM
"If you were really the hero, you wouldn't be fighting an unarmed woman because she hurt your ego." Lelouch rolls her eyes. "Besides, you need people. You needed Shawn to be your sidekick, you needed Maria to lure me here, it's laughable that you think you could protect the world on your own." "So let me help you." Lelouch stares, bored. "Really, the sooner you allow me to do that, the more use to the world you'll be."
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"I- I…" Kite. Jade suddenly kisses Lelouch passionately.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 6:01 PM
Lelouch reciprocated, ending the kiss prematurely to turn to Kite. "See that? That's what I have. If you join me, you can have something similar."
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"But on your own… You’ll never have it. Because you need Ms Lelouch to give it to you." Jade. Kite takes a hesitant step forward. "What’s… What’s your plan? Once you take over the world, how are you gonna fix it? Us men are just gonna end up on the bottom, aren’t we?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 6:19 PM
"Well, the men that don't willingly join our side, sure. But for the men like you, who will come to know better than to go using women for your own wants? Well, maybe there will be a place for you in my better society."
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"…Have you ever read a comic book?" Kite. "Huh?" Jade. Ehn yawns.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 6:20 PM
"I prefer anime. Much more refined and better representation and respect for women. Why?"
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"Because the hero… Isn’t the one fighting for change. They’re the guy who has to push it down. And that’s what I am… A superhero!" Kite swings his crowbar through the wall and runs outside. "You’ll never be loved by anyone without us! You’re nothing!" Jade. Kite wipes his eyes, but doesn’t stop crying. "Yeah. That’s the root of any good superhero story." He runs off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/12/2023 6:53 PM
"Hm." Lelouch wasn't too fazed by him running away, she half expected it. "Well, we'll get him next time." She turns arounds and faces Jade. "How'd you get here, anyway?"
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((End session))
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((Saturday))
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"I walked." Jade says excitedly. "Because that man's hideout, Jeff Johnner… It’s close. We can go there and spray him right now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:23 PM
"Is it? Well, great!" Lelouch Lelouches so hard in this response. She looks over to the cop. "Do you think he's dead?"
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The cop wakes up. "Well, that’s all from me. Bye!" Ehn walks off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:27 PM
"Of course the man conveniently wakes up after the women have to deal with the issue at hand." Tsk tsk. "Bye." Lelouch nods at the cat thing i think it's a cat??? "I'm glad your safe, Jade." Lelouch places a soft kiss on Jade's cheek.
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"I’m glad you’re safe too, Ms Lelouch." Jade kisses Lelouch’s cheek. Maria is still standing there, watching them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:36 PM
"Should we take Maria with us? We don't want her getting kidnapped again."
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"Of course. We can watch her." Jade nods, helping Lelouch stand up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:39 PM
"Alright." *Lelouch nods, turning her head to face Maria. "Maria! Come on, we're leaving."
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Maria follows. The cop gets in the driver’s seat and Jade helps Lelouch into the back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:42 PM
"Thanks, cutie." Lelouch smiles. "Now, you can tell the cop where Johnner's hideout is, and we can be on our way."
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"The Avengard mall." Jade cuddles up to Lelouch. Maria sits on the other side of Lelouch and does the same. The cop drives to the mall in question.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:44 PM
Lelouch getting all the maidens fr.
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The car arrives at the mall. "Are you ready, Ms Lelouch?" Jade asks this as the cop gets out of the car.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:53 PM
"Yea! Let's make the world a better place, Jade." She says, holding Jade's hand.
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Jade helps her out of the car and leads her into the mall. Maria and the cop follow.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 4:59 PM
Lelouch is just Lelouching man. She trusts Jade.
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They approach an employee only area. This officer who punched Lelouch a few days ago tries to stop them. "Um, excuse me. This is an employee only area. You can't come back here." The cop flashes a police badge. "Official police business." "Oh, sorry." The officer moves away from them and lets them enter.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:04 PM
L. Men getting what they deserve for punching a woman such as Lelouch.
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Jade brings Lelouch into the room. Inside is a normal looking kitchen, in which Dana Craig, Ariel May, and this guy are standing. ((New channel))
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((FORGOT to mention that this ends chapter 9 yeah))
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((You're on 10 now because it's past midnight))
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10: Advanced Gaming
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / dana-and-lelouch
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:10 PM
(first)
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"Who are you?" The girl next to Lelouch.
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I point my gun at the new arrivals. ...Not with my finger on the trigger, though. I don't need any unnecessary trouble, and one of them's in no state to fight. "...What is this?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:11 PM
"Didn't you hear her? She asked who you were!" Lelouch rolls her eyes.
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"I don't recognize them either." Redhead guy. "Hi! I'm Ariel May!" Ariel May.
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"God, f-" Okay. So much for anonymity. "I'm here for something important. Don't get in my way." I nervously turn to look all around me quickly. This is... a bad situation.
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"Do I spray them, Ms Lelouch?" Green hair girl.
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"I would not try anything if I were you." I put my finger on the trigger. I don't want to get attacked, even if they seem to not be as well armed. I need to be able bodied.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:14 PM
"They could be dangerous if we get to close." She gestures to the gun.
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((As in rest it on the trigger. I didn't just fucking shoot her))
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The red haired guy grabs a kitchen knife defensively.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:20 PM
"What're you doing here, anyway?" Lelouch asks, steadying her ground as she leans on the green-haired girl.
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"We're the ones with the gun. You tell us your plan first." Red haired guy.
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((okay i needed to double check what dana is aware of to not break things glad i checked)) I frown. "Lelouch...?" Weird name. I think I've heard it before...
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:26 PM
"I'm not telling anything!" Lelouch is standing her ground.
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The cop takes out the gun that he’s had the whole time and aims it at Dana.
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"I'm here to confront someone hiding out in this area of the building. It's night by now, isn't it? You all shouldn't be here." I smirk at the cop. "Just try me. I'm confident in my abilities." No, I'm not. ((Dana is sweating.))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:32 PM
"...Well, we're here to do the same." Lelouch clears her throat. "Plus, this is more important than sleep." (edited)
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"Then go away and let us handle it." Red haired guy. "Not a chance!" Green haired girl.
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Ugh. "You..." Shit. I couldn't give a damn about a quirky group of young women here for no good reason. But that cop... not only is he armed, but his presence, the presence of the police, could mean... "His name's Jeff." I deem this acceptable information to release. I'm not confident what my plan is to get out of this... but I'll figure it out.
5:36 PM
((Favorite line.))
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"Yeah, we realized. Ms Lelouch is smart like that." Green haired girl.
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"Then are you here for him? ...Or me? ......Or I guess one of these other guys here." I force the issue.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:39 PM
"Well, since you're a woman, I think it's safe to tell you that we're only here for Johnner."
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"What? Y... have you never seen him in person?" I lower my guard a little. Bad move, but I can't help it. I still have the gun out. "No one right here right now is him, to be clear."
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"We know." Green haired girl.
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"Yeah, I guess he doesn't have the right vibes for it." I glance over at the red haired man.
5:41 PM
What the fuck am I saying? Man.
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"Wait… Lelouch. Knows Johnner… Are you Lelouch Maoziwam? Gus's sort-of kid?" Red haired guy.
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"Maoziwam?" I re-raise my guard.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:43 PM
"I've seen him in person. He's a dick." She nods, thinking to herself, before snapping back to the conversation. "I'm not answering any questions regarding Gus, I've had enough of that man today. Even beyond the grave he can't do anything but be a nuisance." She grumbles.
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"Mm..." This is bizarre. It's like someone who has existed just barely on the periphery of everything I've been involved in prior to now, but never knew of.
5:45 PM
"It should have been obvious regardless of my sex, then. Nobody here looks like Johnner."
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"I wasn’t the biggest fan of Gus, but I owe him some favours. Don’t make us hurt you." Gordon. "Stop judging her based solely off whatever awful man you know! She’s so much greater!" Green haired girl.
5:46 PM
((Gordon is the red haired guy. This doesn’t matter I just accidentally said his name))
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"Aren't you like... aligned with the woman who basically killed him?" I glance again at Gordon (that's his name).
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:47 PM
"Why would a favour to Gus make you hurt me? I've been told I was practically a daughter to him, not that I reciprocated the feelings." She sighs. "And Carolyn's innocent! We proved that." Lelouch says, smugly.
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(His name is Gordon.)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:47 PM
(i think his name is gordon)
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"Yeah! She did!" Green haired girl.
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"Oh, you know of her. Good, that makes things quicker. She's scum. A serial killer. She murdered my friend, more or less confessed to it. She broke the mind of my... of someone close to me. If you want to de-escalate this standoff, speaking in her favor isn't the way to do it. Even Gordon had the sense to not go there." I say his name, which is Gordon.
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Ariel and the other girl with Lelouch continue to silently exist. They didn’t go anywhere or anything.
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Thank you, Ariel.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:51 PM
Thank you, blank.
5:53 PM
"Fine, but only because it's you who's saying that. Anyways," she turns, "Jade, if this is Johnner's hideout, where is he?" She asks the green-haired girl. (edited)
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????
5:54 PM
((To be clear is this a dead end is there more door to go)) "...You don't even know?"
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Jade points at a door behind Dana.
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"Yes." I pretend to have known that myself.
5:56 PM
"I'm... going to head in now. I can't keep treating you as enemies as well as him without dividing my attention too much and getting capped. But if I'm double-crossed... even death won't stop you from suffering for it." That's such a killer line, damn. I'm nailing this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 5:56 PM
"Ah. I'd never dopuble-cross a lady!" Lelouch 😇s.
5:57 PM
"Do you want to head in Jade?" She asks her bestie.
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Jade nods and pulls out a bottle of perfume.
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I think I hate this girl. I check my allies are still present, and head forward to the boss. I notice the perfume thing and I don't comment on it because that's stupid. But I register it.
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As soon as Dana turns her back to her, Jade sprays her with it.
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"Y--" I cough. I... "The, f..." Johnner. Johnner. Is the door still closed? I can't... if he... my approach, it... I glare at Lelouch. "You little bitch." I understand all too well. Jade... this girl addressed her beforehand. It must have been some kind of code to attack me. They said 'spray' earlier, right? So this was her idea of a weapon. I know her type. It would be... a waste to focus on Jade. She's hapless... pitiable, even. Someone so overtaken by... God, I don't even know what. What does she see in... it's just, it numbs the mind. Makes people behave irrationally. That cloying, 'Ms Lelouch' stuff... this is... I start to laugh. But in a cool, calm way. I don't sound like a lunatic right now. "You think you're clever? That you can take advantage of the others around you, just in case, hide behind them, avoid being in the line of fire yourself...? It suits a rich brat. I'm sorry, but whatever that was supposed to do didn't work, Maoziwam. I'm right here, and I'm still going to continue with my mission. So whatever there is between you, go ahead and tell Blythe, that... no, maybe it really is a coincidence." Wait, I'm losing track. Are Johnner and Blythe on the same side? I mean, Gordon double crossed the former, and circumstantial evidence makes it seem like he's aligned with Carolyn. So is this just another one of the people doing that kind of a maneuver? How does Maoziwam fit into this? Shuichi, I mean? I don't... I can't remember any mob connections with him, but it could be the case. He's the most likely culprit behind everything in general, at least. That doesn't necessitate anything for this situation, though. I suppose it's something to spend more time on later. Damn. Did they like, turn the AC off since the place is closed? It's suddenly way fucking hotter. Do malls close? They do, right? Not a 24/7 convenience store deal. I weigh my gun in my hand. ((I'm not fucking done typing but you can react to this if you want thats only fair))
6:24 PM
The weight of a life, the weight of the world... I wax poetically in my own mind. Kind of crazy how much my life has escalated as of recently. I know what I said, but... can this even count...? It's not like I can kill anyone. That'd break her heart. --All of them. Like, fuck up the psyches of those who remain, I mean. I'm a dick, not a monster. Chick's already injured, anyway. It'd be redundant. "You're lucky my standards for what betrayal is are high. But if you fuck with me again, even a prank, in stakes this high-- just, just don't, alright?" I finish addressing Lelouch and turn around to what actually matters, that being the mafia plot. I really shouldn't--I don't want to pay attention to anything else. Oh, I do look at Ariel, y'know, practical reason to do so. Confirm she's here, and, I mean, obviously I'd want to look at her, right?! Shut the fuck up! I open the fucking door. Someone is going to have to hold me back physically to stop me from forward progress.
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"Listen to everything Ms Lelouch says." Jade says this to Dana and then sprays Ariel. Gordon backs away and holds up the knife threateningly. "What the hell was that?" (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:26 PM
"Jade- Stop spraying people! At least spray the untrustworthy guy." Lelouch rolls her eyes. She, too, makes sure her people are still there. Girl and Cop.
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They are indeed still there.
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"I don't understand why..." I feel sick. God, why am I... I was ready to do this, right? Maybe it was a dumb or rash decision, but I had to! For.... I don't, I mean... it's self-preservation. Why am I faltering now? Because of some-- a minor interruption? I acknowledge Jade's remark. "I don't plan on antagonizing your group. We obviously share a common goal here. I just..." Fuck. God fucking dammit. I get it now, yeah, haha, I totally empathize with your suicide cult, Blythe! No need to continue struggling through discomfort anymore when you're fucking DEAD. Roll credits! That's all, folks! I'm joking. I don't want to die. I don't want to fucking die. But why can't I live either? Why can't I ever be happy with anything I attain? Jesus CHRIST, how do you think this is the time to think of that?! Kind of in the middle of something! Wait, did I stop...? Fucking [r slur internally thought], I'm going! It's now or never! I'm not gonna become less fucking inept if I wait! I OPEN THE DOOR.
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"I’m trying! You, by the door. Point your gun at Gordon. If he refuses to be sprayed again, shoot him." Jade says this.
6:33 PM
The door is open at this point. It’s a living room with a bunch of doors in different directions.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:34 PM
Lelouch observes. Is the spray really not working, or does Dana (I don't know if I know her name ic) just have good will power?
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((You do not know her name))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:35 PM
((I didn't think so. Unlike Gordon.))
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I casually point my gun at Gordon. Obviously I don't intend to shoot my ally, but this is a problem. "We need to move. He's probably aware of our approach by now, and if he gets away, we won't get another chance. If these jokers are trying to perform guerilla marketing, indulge them so we can move on." God, this is so stupid. I can't believe I'm saying this, I wish I didn't have to, but they've got firepower too, and we can't move on until they let us. This fucking bitch. What, is she trying her own business venture? Wanna be independent from daddy, but not so much that you stop relying on his aid?! ((Dana does not know anything about the financial situation of Lelouch Maoziwam.)) I hate this. He's probably gone already. Maybe he was never here. All I'm doing is fucking things up, ugh. ((Top ten best characters dana craig invents in her head. #1: Florent L'Louch))
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"Jesus Christ." Gordon drops the knife and gets sprayed. "All of you state your full names and phone numbers." Jade. "I’m Ariel May." Ariel May shares her phone number. (edited)
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"Dana Craig. [Dana's phone number]. No point in hiding it when my girlfriend already spilled. Do you need to communicate with me...?" What is happening?! Why is she... I mean, okay, I won't look a gift horse...
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:41 PM
"Jade's always so productive. It's why I love her!" Lelouch casually says this to the other girl beside her.
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"Gordon Joapajann." Gordon says his phone number. "Maria Stanley." Maria Stanley says her phone number. The cop says nothing, intuitively understanding that he wasn’t being asked.
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"Stanley as a last name..." I mutter, possibly audibly to the others or possibly not. I half want to attempt to see if I can resolve one of the earliest points of confusion from this unusual adventure. But there's more important things. "There's still more fucking doors. Where do we go, Gordon?!" I guess... does Jade -- I think that was her name -- she, also knows. But I wouldn't feel comfortable interrogating her on it.
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"It’s through this door." Gordon walks through the door Dana opened and everyone follows. (edited)
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Yeah. Right. I fiddle with the gun. I follow him. Progress.
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Jade points at a door in the living room. "That’s where they were keeping me earlier." She leads everyone to it and opens it.
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Okay, well, I'm still heading towards what seems to be the place to go, which is that.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:48 PM
Lelouch trusts Jade, so she follows her.
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The room mostly looks like a storage room. In the middle are 2 strange prison cells containing Harriet Kadin and ???. ((End session because they already left))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/19/2023 6:51 PM
(SLEEP!)
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / dana-harriet-lelouch-unknown
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Hu….h…? I look around the room frantically. Yes, I’m fucking frantic now, fine! There was… supposed to… Hey, wait, this is the room from… My eyes stop on him. That fucking guy!!! “YOU!” I point my gun at him. This disgusting, amnesiac, walking dead to rights—Why… after all this time…. No, no, if he’s locked up, I should… I, it’s… The one at fault, I mean, logically, I’m, I should be asking, towards… I turn around quickly, pointing my gun at the red-haired man. “GORDOOOOON! What the FUCK IS THIS?! YOU SAID HE WAS HERE AND ALONE, DIDN’T YOU?! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD CHEAT ME? IS THAT THE KIND OF SAP YOU TAKE ME FOR?”
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"Gordon!? What? Where??"
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The green haired girl looks at ??? and then back to Dana. "Wait, you know him too?" Gordon raises his hands in the air defensively. "He's in a cage, and probably lost his memory again. I didn't think it counted."
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“That’s not what I asked!” I continue aiming at him.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:04 PM
Harriet Kadin has no idea what the fuck is going on. No one ever tells her anything.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:04 PM
Lelouch lelouches next to green-haired girl.
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"Hi!" Ariel May says hi to Harriet.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:05 PM
"Uh, hi?" Harriet says. "Who are you? What's happening? You're very pink."
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“Shut the fuck up, Ariel! I’m—there’s only one fucking reason I came here, why is he not here? How was your intelligence inept enough to misplace—misidentify, the, to…” I’m fucking
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:06 PM
"Why am I in a cage." Harriet says flatly.
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"We've only checked one room. Nothing confirms he's not here." Gordon says this and then turns to Harriet. "A friend of yours threw a grenade at Johnner's face. He didn't take it well."
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:08 PM
Harriet frowns. "I see there's some kind of, um, hugely emotional dramatic thing happening here - related to your, uh, various personal neuroses - but I honestly don't think I need to be here right now. This doesn't - involve me, I want to be - seperate from whatever deranged bullshit is happening right now, cleanly severed - fuck."
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Right. Right, of course. There’s more places. I knew this. Just wanted to see if I could catch him off guard. “This is the kind of thing—If you know there’s other people, then you mention it…!” I look at the woman I don’t know. “What are you fucking talking about?”
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"Ms Lelouch? Should I spray her?" Green haired girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:09 PM
"Uh- Absolutely!" Lelouch's guard is up up up.
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“Why, with the perfume…” I sigh at this irrelevant detail.
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"Look.... I didn't think you'd run into him. He's basically just a child inside. I don't like him, but don'rt hurt him." Gordon. Jade sprays Harriet with perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:11 PM
"Way to go Jade!" Lelouch cheers on for a task that doesn't really deserve it.
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“You—what do you mean, ‘personal neuroses’?! Are you looking down on me?!” Eyes wide open, I ignore Gordon for now and stare at the new woman. I’m—I’m only perturbed, because…. I just, it’s trying to stop her from… um… Dana Craig stares at the person in question with eyes that look on the verge of tears, devotedly playing the part of rage. She’s running on fumes right now, and she knows it. But acknowledging this beyond the bare minimum would topple an entire house of cards.
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I stare around at everyone in here. "You..." I look at the girl spouting nonsense. "Is your name Dana?"
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“Shut the fuck up, Jay! I have bigger fish to fry!”
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:16 PM
Harriet squints up at the strange woman standing above her. "Sorry - I wasn't looking down on you. I'm not really allowed to do that anymore, which is a stupid thing to hear and an even stupider thing to try and explain, but - you have a gun. And I - I can help, somehow. This situation is - salvageable, right?" Harriet's breathing is heavy. "I can rectify it. I'm really, really good at defusing tension."
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"Fish... fish? Do you know Hav Kerloe?"
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:17 PM
"And I'm not dangerous, either. If you let me out of the cage I'll just be prime meat, see? My legs don't work. I can be the whipping girl."
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“What the fuck are you talking about? Don’t get me involved in—-euuuurgh! You fucking pervert!” I don’t even know. E-Everyone’s an enemy. I look everywhere. Shit.
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"Hav? How the hell do you remember his name?" Gordon.
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"I don't want to talk to you, you traitor!" (edited)
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:19 PM
Harriet frowns. "It's not a sex thing. Anymore. From this point on it's not a weird sex thing, not that it ever was - fuck. I'm - looking in other directions, right now." She shifts her eyes up to Jade.
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Jade tries to open Harriet's cage and fails. "There's a key, it's probably around here somewhere. You 3, go look for it in this room."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:21 PM
"Don't worry, faithful maiden. We'll find a way to get you out!" Lelouch seems more focused on the fact that Harriet's in a cage than whatever the fuck's going on with Dana and ???.
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“What? Huh? I….” I mean, ‘you three’ could refer to any combination of people. Probably not me. I don’t understand why I’d— this isn’t a rescue mission. Who even is this? I continue to stand here worthlessly.
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Ariel and Gordon look around the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:22 PM
"Hey- Jade told you to search for a key, so search for a key!" Lelouch says this to Dana.
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"Did you put me in this cage, Gordon?"
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"Well, I didn't oppose it." Gordon.
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“GGGEEAGH!” I hold my head. “I hate you! I fucking hate you!” I back up into some corner of the room to incidentally see if I can spot a key there.
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((Roll))
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((8))
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Dana finds nothing. "I found her wheelchair." Gordon brings back a wheelchair. "Dana, look over here!" Ariel calls out to her. She's standing in front of some kind of desk.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:24 PM
Lelouch does not attempt to search for a key, instead looking at the woman in the cage. "So, what's your name?" (edited)
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“Huh?” I look over to Ariel.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:25 PM
"Harriet," Harriet says, bulwarked by the attention. "And yours?"
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Ariel lifts up a paintbrush. "There's some other stuff in here, too."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:26 PM
"Lelouch. Lelouch Maoziwam!" She says the first name with more emphasis than the surname. "Who locked you in this cage? Was it a guy? Guys will do that, they're pigs." (edited)
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“Oh, shit.” I stare at the paintbrush. “That means… mm.”
2:26 PM
((Who the fuck is Lelouch Moawizam))
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I lay down on the ground and pout.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:27 PM
(FYUCK()
2:27 PM
(you saw nothing)
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Jade looks walks over to the desk and grabs a few things. "It might be the wrong key, but it's the only one here." She walks over to Harriet's cage and presses it against the lock. It very clearly doesn't fit, and yet the door magically swings open unlocked.
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“Shut the fuck up about your stupid fake-ass straw feminism! You’re—I mean, I guess I should be happy, right?! If you’re just like this, and didn’t immediately look at me and take—and classify me as how much of a fucking woman I am, how easily, you think you can…” I don’t think any of that formed into a full sentence.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:30 PM
Harriet crawls out of the cage and attempts to speak to Lelouch. She chooses her words very, very carefully. "I, on occasion, have interpersonal.. issues with the male sex. I.... have my own, individual reasons for thinking this way, which aren't symptomatic of any greater.. social phenomena. That's the way I decide, of my own volition, to think about it."
2:30 PM
Harriet stares expectantly at her fist. Nothing happens.
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Gordon gives Harriet the wheelchair.
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I look up and look at Jade. "Hey! Unlock my door!"
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“Please don’t.” I’m pleading. There is no malice or spite.
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"I need it."
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"Do I?" Jade asks Lelouch.
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"If I don't get out of the cage, I will starve to death."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:31 PM
"Why should you?"
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:31 PM
Harriet crawls into her wheelchair. "I am above vindictive cruelty," she says to herself, smiling blankly.
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Ok, I hate her too. Good.
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"Well, that's resolved then. We should try to go find Johnner in some other room." Jade.
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((statement adn reaction panel))
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"What??"
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“Yeah, good idea. Everything else is secondary.” I’m glad someone here is reasonable.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:35 PM
"I mean, you tried to kill me, so why should I? Karma's a bastard, or whatever." She shrugs to ???, before turning to her gf. "Do you know where else he could be, Jade?"
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Jade walks back into the living area. All of the other NPCs follow her.
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Living…area?
2:35 PM
I mean, I head that way, if there’s nothing better to do.
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The room right outside here.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:36 PM
Harriet wheels herself there obediently.
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"Tried to kill you? When!?"
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I ignore the unpleasant memory.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:37 PM
"I should probably follow her. The last time I took my eyes off her, Johnner had one of his men knock her and another woman out to kidnap me, the dickhead."
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((Channel split.))
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Advehnt Guard
Avengard / dana-harriet-lelouch
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:38 PM
Women
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"Let's just look through all of these doors." Jade shrugs.
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I sigh in relief once we’re out of the way of that… that. Now I can… I should be able to calm down, right? That was the reason for… um…
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:39 PM
Lelouch does as Jade suggests.
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I start searching. I’m here to kill Jeff. That’s my mission.
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((Roll))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:40 PM
Harriet immediately attempts to look through all the doors as well.
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((1.))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:40 PM
((girlfailure))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:41 PM
(13)
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:41 PM
((1.))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:41 PM
((TRUE girlfailure)
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Dana accidentally locks herself in the bathroom somehow. Harriet accidentally topples her wheelchair over while opening a door.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:42 PM
"Help," Harriet says, muffled.
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Fuck.
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Lelouch opens the door to Jeff Johnner himself, standing outside. "What the hell? Shit!" He tries to shoot Lelouch with a gun, but Jade pulls Lelouch out of the way.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:44 PM
"JADE!"
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How am I so bad at this? It’s just… I mean, this is the easy part. No… the easy part is once we find him. That’s instant. This part is harder, I guess. I— “What?!” I try to break open the door to the bathroom.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:44 PM
"EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME, DON'T SHOOT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BASTARD!" She's mad. How many other NPCs are there?
2:45 PM
oh wait i misunderstood)
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Johnner shuts the door and keeps firing bullets wildly through the door. Jade hides next to Harriet by using the wheelchair as a shield.
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Dana Craig
How am I so bad at this? It’s just… I mean, this is the easy part. No… the easy part is once we find him. That’s instant. This part is harder, I guess. I— “What?!” I try to break open the door to the bathroom.
((Roll))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:45 PM
"What's happening," Harriet says.
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((15))
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Dana breaks open the door.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:46 PM
Lelouch follows suit and hides behind the wheelchair, or at least sits next to Jade.
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“Where?” I look around frantically.
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"Good job, Harriet." Jade. One door has many very obvious bullet holes.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:47 PM
Harriet's eyes brighten. "Thank you."
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The gunshots have ended at this point.
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Ugh. Of course. If I were only there at the exact moment. I wait for a reprieve in firing to… I don’t know, rush over, open the door, shoot him dead.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:47 PM
"HAH! DIDN'T BRING AMMUNITION, DUMBASS?!" Lelouch shouts out from behind the wheelchair as the gunshots stop.
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The door is locked. Jade gets up and uses the key again, which works. The office looking room has no one in it anymore.
2:48 PM
There are no other doors inside.
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“How?!”
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"Huh?" Even Gordon is shocked.
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“Some fucking— secret passage-ass, he…”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:49 PM
"Huh? Damn, he got away! That sly motherfucker!" She grumbles. Lelouch enters the office and searches for any trace of an exit.
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I feel sick. I feel like I’m about to… “He must… he has to still be close, right? Unless we’re throwing our hands up and saying he teleported! We need to… uh, we…”
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:50 PM
(18) (edited)
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:50 PM
Harriet frowns. "...Bad." She says, astute as ever.
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Lelouch halphazardly pulls out a book and causes the bookcase to swing out of the way. Behind it looks like some kind of elevator. Instead of a button to call the elevator, there's a keyhole. "Wow, magic makes things really useful." Jade.
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“Huh?” Magic???
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:52 PM
"Uh- Jade! Try the key! It might work!"
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Jade does press the key. Nothing happens.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 2:53 PM
"Magic is real." Harriet says matter-of-factly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:53 PM
"Damn. Johnner might have the key on him. Motherfucker!" She kicks the bookcase.
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I try to break open the elevator door,
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:55 PM
"WHY does it have to be so difficult?! Why can the bastard just- NOT stay still?! For one second- A one second slip so we can spray him?!" Lelouch grumbles. She angy.
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“Shut up about your stupid fucking…”
2:55 PM
((3.))
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"...This looks important." The other girl who has been here the whole time and said nothing holds up a piece of paper. Jade grabs it. "It's just some numbers. We need a key. Can you do anything right?" "...Sorry." The girl.
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Yeah. Of course that doesn’t work. It was an idiotic idea. What the fuck is wrong with you? I look at the numbers.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:57 PM
"Jade, could I see?" Lelouch steps towards Jade to look at the paper.
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It's just a bunch of numbers. The elevator finally arrives and opens it's doors.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:57 PM
Lelouch whips around.
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Huh? Oh, good. ??
2:58 PM
I rush into the elevator.
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The NPCs all go into it as well.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 2:58 PM
Lelouch follows Dana.
2:58 PM
She makes sure to hold the door for Harriet because she's a lady.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:00 PM
Harriet follows.
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It is incredibly cramped in the small elevator. Jade presses the only button inside and the doors close.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:01 PM
Who needs personal space when you have women.
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Danganronpa.
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Gordon, a man, continues to be in the elevator. The elevator stays closed for an uncomfortably long amount of time.
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I hate this.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:05 PM
Harriet attempts to feel neutral about this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:05 PM
"Why did Gorgon have to come in as well? It'd be much better if we left him outside..."
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"I'm not really sure why you're here, if anything." Gordon. Ariel is fine with this. She might even be positive about all of this.
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“I don’t understand why anyone who isn’t either armed or insane is still heading this way.”
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"Because they love Ms. Lelouch, of course." Jade.
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“Well, maybe she should consider making better choices.” Was that too mean? Nah, bitch deserves it.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:07 PM
Harriet nods, focused on the curve of Jade's face. She's only sort of paying attention.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:07 PM
"I make the best choices. Jade was one of them."
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“Was putting her in harm's way one, too?” (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:08 PM
"Jade, ask Dana to stop talking." Lelouch bluntly asks this.
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"Stop talking, Dana." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:09 PM
Girlbossing.
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Hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahaha
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:09 PM
Harriet wasn't addressed, but decides not to talk anyways.
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I lean against the wall, hugging my own torso tightly. It’s not like my existence matters until I can kill him.
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The elevator doors finally open. They're in what looks like some kind of service tunnel.
3:11 PM
"I had no idea this existed..." Gordon.
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I step out, looking for the man.
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The tunnel splits off into 2 directions.
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I run to the left.
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Ariel follows Dana.
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Gh.
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"Yeah, I trust them more." Gordon follows Ariel and Dana. "Then we take the right, right Ms Lelouch?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:14 PM
"Of course. Maria, Officer," Lelouch says to the people behind her, "you're coming with us. What about you, Harriet?" Idk if there's any other npcs.
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((Just trying to figure out what channels I'm making))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:14 PM
"I'll follow Jade," Harriet says firmly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:15 PM
"Great! A cutie like Jade is the best person to follow." Lelouch says this before platning a kiss on Jade's cheek.
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Avengard / harriet-and-lelouch
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They walk down the right path.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:17 PM
Harriet rolls.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:18 PM
Lelouch confidently leads the way.
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They arrive at a locked door. There's a keypad next to it. Jade tries to use the magic key, but it does nothing.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:20 PM
"Hm." Lelouch glares at the keypad. "Maybe the note Maria found has something to do with it?"
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Maria inputs the code, and the door opens. "Oh... You actually did something right for once." Jade.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:22 PM
Harriet, having forgotten another person existed, glances over.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:23 PM
"Good job, Maria!" Lelouch says before pushing past the woman and into the room.
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There's an absurd amount of weapons and various armours in here. Basically anything they can imagine, it's been stashed in here. There are no other doors and Johnner isn't here, however.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:25 PM
"Alright! Do you guys have anything that could carry stuff like this?"
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"Hands?" Jade.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:26 PM
"Arms."
3:27 PM
"A lap."
3:27 PM
"Why do we need this?"
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"To kill a mafia boss, of course." Jade excitedly grabs a flamethrower.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:30 PM
"I see no problem with that," Harriet says.
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Jade starts piling things up on Harriet's lap.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:34 PM
Lelouch does too. "Officer, Maria, help."
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They do this.
3:37 PM
"We should probably go in the other direction now." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:38 PM
"Right." Lelouch gives a nod of affirmation as she leads the party back the way they came.
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They follow her.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:39 PM
Harriet follows.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:43 PM
Lelouch goes down the other way.
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Dana, Ariel, and Gordon are all fighting Jeff Johnner. He's holding a shotgun, bleeding from his ear, and backed up against the wall.
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Avengard / dana-harriet-lelouch
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I shoot Johnner to death.
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((Roll)) "...Fuck." Johnner.
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((13))
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It hits his vest. The wall slides open behind him and he slips through it, before it shuts once again.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:50 PM
foiadjgioslkjlkgjlkadlksjklsadjgkljkfljgkldfjgkdsjlkgjdflkskgjklfdsjlgkdjsfh
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:51 PM
"Dammit, we were too late. Are you alright?" She asks this specifically to Ariel and Dana. She doesn't care about Gordon.
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Unbelievable.
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"How prepared was he for this shit?" Gordon. Jade grabs a rocket launcher from Harriet's lap and fires it at the wall. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:53 PM
Lelouch looks at Jade for the entire time the rocket is launched no fucking way I'm facing that
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:53 PM
Harriet winces and shuts her eyes.
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The wall explodes, uncovering a thick layer of solid steel. It looks like some kind of nuclear fallout shelter. "It was worth a shot." Jade.
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I stare at it. …I bend down and reload my gun, if possible.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:55 PM
"Heh. A shot. Jade... you're so funny."
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It's possible. There are a lot of bigger guns on Harriet's lap though.
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That was my kill. This is my gun!
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Harriet Kadin
"Heh. A shot. Jade... you're so funny."
"Thank you!" Jade smiles.
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Dana stews in silent rage like the pathetic impotent little rat she is.
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"If a rocket launcher didn't work, what could possibly break through that wall?" Gordon.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 3:57 PM
"Jade really is funny." Lelouch agrees with 100% earnesty.
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Jade goes for a group hug with Lelouch and Harriet.
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I punch the wall with my stupid fucking fist.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:57 PM
dana craig
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Dana Craig
I punch the wall with my stupid fucking fist.
((Roll))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 3:58 PM
Harriet hugs her enthusiastically.
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((15))
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Dana accomplishes nothing but doesn't hurt her fist too bad. Jade kisses them both. The voice of Ray "Kite" Elliott suddenly makes a loud "Ew..." from behind the door they just came from.
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What?!
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I decide not to attempt to break my hand against the wall and instead focus on something less r-slur. I turn to the door, alert.
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Kite steps out. He's wearing a suit that looks like a weird sort of beetle instead of his usual. "Ha... I mean. Guess who can break through that wall." "You again..." Jade speaks with disgust.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:02 PM
"Fuck off."
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I gesture to the wall impatiently.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:03 PM
"I miss the kissing part." Harriet says, despondent.
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I’m going to kill everyone in the room and then myself.
4:03 PM
Joke.
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"Girls kissing girl? What are you, a (homophobic slur)?" Kite, a gay man. (edited)
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Jade takes out the perfume threateningly.
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Everyone here is a moron except for me. Yeah, see? I can’t be judged or fuck up if I simply never talk, ever. This is great. I’m great. Haha.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:05 PM
"If anyone's a (homophobic slur), it's you!" Lelouch, a lesbian woman.
4:06 PM
"Stop trying to insert your pathetic narrative into our story and accept you're a bottomfeeder who'll only be useful when, and I say that confidentally, me and Jade spray you."
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:07 PM
"No one here is a homosexual." Harriet says confidently. "I don't think we need to make baseless assumptions."
Ehn/PC pinned a message to this channel. 8/25/2023 4:07 PM
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That feels wrong, but I don’t know enough about anyone to dispute it.
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"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Kite leaps forward and swings the crowbar at the perfume. In a panic, Jade turns around and tries to protect the bottle with her body.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:09 PM
"JADE!" Lelouch picks up a gun from Harriet's lap and points it at Kite.
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The crowbar collides with Jade's head and she simply vanishes.
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I aim to shoot at Lel—huh?
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"Uh..." Kite stumbles back. "I think... I think Jade's dead?"
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:10 PM
Harriet blinks. A snapping sound echoes in the back of her head. Suddenly - sharp clarity, as if emerging from cold water. And then confusion. "What the fuck?"
4:10 PM
"What the fuck?"
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Dana Craig has seen better days. Probably not the one here the worst off.
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Kite walks a little backwards from the group. "Johnner's through that wall, right?"
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I nod. I’m glad he understands the only thing to ever be important, and also is surely paying attention to the information I convey specifically.
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"Then... I've just gotta kill the rest of you and finish my job. Ha... Being a hero's never been so easy." Kite. Maria passes out cold.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:13 PM
Lelouch is just. Speechless. She's still got her gun aimed at Kite.
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Oh, he’s insane. Okay.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:13 PM
"...What did you do?" She asks, coldly, finger on the trigger. "Where the fuck is Jade?"
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"Shoot me. Don't worry... I won't die." Kite.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:14 PM
((CARLOS MENTIONED))
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If my disgusting impulses can’t be controlled, at least my actions can. I grab Ariel. It was only ever her. My only hope. I stand in front of her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:14 PM
Lelouch shoots at his feet. "What the FUCK did you do to my girlfriend?"
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"Ha... As if I'd admit not knowing something." Kite says smugly.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:15 PM
Oh shit. "Oh shit, that was your girlfriend?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:15 PM
"Don't make me put the next bullet through your head, if the skull's not thick enough."
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I stare at Harriet before forcing myself to focus on the main threat.
4:16 PM
Ok, clearly the crowbar is magic, and can completely destroy things and people. It’s like Vanilla Ice, from jojo. Just need to uh… avoid that.
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"Come on, Lelouch. Kill me. I'm waiting!" Kite.
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Oh, is this like a suicide by cop thing? Jesus. What happened to this fuckin’ guy?
4:17 PM
I aim my gun in the general direction Lelouch and Kite are both in.
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((Wait do you mean the perfume bottle?))
4:18 PM
((It vanished with Jade))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:18 PM
(Ohhh I should've checked)
4:18 PM
(Okay ignore that then)
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:19 PM
"I'm sorry," Harriet says miserably. "There's something really wrong with me, Jesus.... I'm sorry - I don't know what I'm doing.. is that a defense? That I didn't know? I need........"
4:20 PM
Harriet trails off into indecipherable mumbling. Her hand moves, sluggishly, to her face, as if to impact it, but just barely misses the slope of her cheek and flops limply to the side, like a puppet with all strings severed.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:20 PM
Lelouch doesn't say anything simply keeping her hands on the gun.
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Dana Craig stands there incredibly high strung and overclocked, like a puppet with strings very present also on cocaine and in bondage gear and a straitjacket.
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"Jeez, you guys are boring... Come on. You gonna make me the only one doing anything this whole fight?" Kite. "Shoot him." Ariel whispers this to Dana.
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I smile. Finally, something I’m happy to listen to. I shoot him.
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The bullet explodes on impact with the suit, and Kite seems completely unnaffected. "Aha! That's more like it!" Kite.
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I roll my eyes. At least there’s a clear reason that didn’t kill him. (edited)
4:23 PM
I wonder what happened to the other guy. The one who had that suit. Whatever. He probably doesn’t matter.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:24 PM
"That's why you never give men what they want." She keeps her eyes firmly on Kite, only wincing at the bullet's explosion. "Just take the wall away or whatever and get the fuck out."
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…Does the suit cover all of him?
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"Nah... This is payback. For real this time." Kite looks down bitterly at where Jade was standing. "It really... Didn't hurt so much after all. Taking a life. Lot of build up for nothing, I guess. It's kind of embarassing." He looks back up at Lelouch. "But you... Your whole crowd... Everyone who stands in my way. I'm gonna make 'em pay for what you've done." Gordon grabs a gun from Harriet's lap and fires it several times. None of them do anything. "...Nah. Not like that. Let's do this my way." Kite points the crowbar dramatically. ((Everyone roll initiative!))
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((13))
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:28 PM
((20))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:28 PM
((3))
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((Fastest thing alive))
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((12))
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It's Harriet's turn.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:33 PM
Harriet is too busy freaking the fuck out to do anything about this situation.
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It’s Dana’s turn.
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Hmph. This could be a trivial obstacle, ultimately. It’s a matter not of strength… but politics. I steady my grip and continue to examine if there’s any physical weak points to this defense. “MAOZIWAM!” I growl, having obviously always been capable of speaking when it became necessary. “Who is this?” I glance behind me at Ariel briefly.
4:40 PM
((This is my whole “turn”, I guess?))
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Ariel skips her turn.
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It’s okay, I understand.
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Kite hits Dana in the chest with a crowbar. It is not immediately fatal but she can undeniably feel that this will kill her if she doesn't heal.
4:42 PM
Gordon shoots at Kite some more. It does nothing.
4:42 PM
The cop shoots Kite as well. Also useless.
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It's Lelouch's turn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 4:46 PM
Lelouch still dutifully holds her gun, but doesn't shoot. "He's an asshole who calls himself Kite, can't bother to remember his real name. He's got a pathetic, useless hero complex and loves to villanise women. Also, he loves getting in the way of my plans because of whatever problems he's got brewing in his head, which is just the icing on the shitcake that is Kite." She keeps the gun pointed at his head and moves to the back of the room.
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It's Harriet's turn.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 4:47 PM
Harriet falls out of her wheelchair.
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This scatters all the weaponry she was carrying across the floor.
4:47 PM
It's Dana's turn.
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Dana Craig, who is me, screams in pain. But then I laugh. “Ha… hahahaha! Not gone, not one hit…. Heh… I guess I’m made of stronger stuff than… ugh, not his nickname or your shitty grudge, you idiot, I…” I let this thought which was already interrupting another unfinished thought remain unfinished as I both lack confidence in how I even would conclude it while also realizing that I am going to die. “Ariel. Ariel! Ariel please. Ariel, I need you Ariel, please. I don’t want to die. I don’t… I can still win. I have a lot left to do. I’m gonna be… so good. For you. Okay? I just… I need more time. I need to live. Please! Ariel, I…. I love you. I didn’t say it before. Sorry. Please. I don’t want to die. I just, I… you can help me, you’re special, I… Ariel, I…” This goes on indefinitely! Some of it is audible. Dana sort of pathetically stumbles closer to the Johnner Wall (tm) and, lacking any effective attack, does nothing else at the moment.
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Ariel uses the paintbrush on Dana, healing her instantly.
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Okay, cool. Anyway.
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Kite attacks the cop. It hits.
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Gordon keeps shooting at Kite.
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The cop.
4:58 PM
It’s Lelouch’s turn.
5:01 PM
((For note, speaking is a free action. You guys don’t have to wait for turns for that))
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“Thanks :3”
5:01 PM
Dana would not say that. She wouldn’t say colon 3.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 5:02 PM
"COP, DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND BODY HIM!" She yells while distancing herself. "Gordon, make sure he can't get to the weapons! Dana, check on Harriet, uh-" Lelouch looks at Kite. Is there anywhere on him that's exposed or is it all suit?
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Pretty much all suit.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 8/25/2023 5:03 PM
Fucking great.
5:03 PM
Lelouch closes her eyes and shoots him. I assume the bullet explodes upon impact like the rest.
5:03 PM
(or was that my turn)
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The bullet explodes upon impact.
5:04 PM
It’s Harriet’s turn.
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Harriet Kadin 8/25/2023 5:04 PM
((harriet [me] has to LEAVE))
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((Okay end session))
5:05 PM
((The Craig of our lives can resume next week))
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 9:39 AM
((I will be late by like an hour today because of mandatory college stuff))
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It’s Harriet’s turn.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 3:07 PM
Harriet attempts to pick up one of the guns that's fallen to the ground.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:11 PM
((Roll (hey guys it’s me Atmey)))
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Harriet picks up a gun.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 3:18 PM
Harriet shoots wildly into the sky, intending to hit Kite, but some combination of derangement and instability leads her to just.. shoot at random.
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((Roll))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:19 PM
((I swear to god.))
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 3:28 PM
((20))
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The bullet somehow perfectly hits Kite in the head. Naturally, this still accomplishes nothing.
3:29 PM
It’s Dana's turn.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:41 PM
I stare at Harriet. She’s fine, clearly. Aside from the absurdity of her presence here. Only those ready to fight should be here, and by my count, that’s me… and the cop. I guess they had the sense to try getting armed. But Johnner was mine. My mark! And this fucking guy… isn’t. It’s hers. I glance towards that fucking one. Regardless. My most valuable contribution would be to prevent him from targeting others. Particularly the healer. I wonder if I could trick him into busting this place open? Probably not. Worth a try, though. “Kite… I’ve actually seen you before, funnily enough. But I’m confused. By what’s changed. Just, this isn’t right.” I smirk. I ready myself and my reflexes to dodge at the right time. ((Readying an action is possible in D&D. Perhaps A&G is different.)) “I mean, where’s your boyfriend?” Olé.
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"You mean my bro?" Kite.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:44 PM
“Call it what you will.” I chuckle.
3:45 PM
I don’t actually know a single thing about this relationship. Hopefully it’s enough to annoy him, though.
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"Heh…" Kite smirks. "Thanks for reminding me. Now I’m REALLY in the mood to kill Lelouch." Ariel heals the cop.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:48 PM
Oh. Well, that’s still not bad. Probably better than me.
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Kite attacks Harriet, and somehow misses.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:48 PM
“You’re really fucking bad at killing Lelouch, man.”
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"Yeah, I can hear you! Jeez! Stop distracting me!" Kite yells this at no one in particular.
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Gordon and the cop shoot Kite. This continues to fail to succeed.
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It’s Lelouch’s turn.
3:50 PM
"How should I know!?" Kite.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:51 PM
Oh, cool. He’s insane or has an earpiece.
3:51 PM
Probably both.
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"You! Tell me how you know us!" Kite says this to Dana.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:53 PM
“I have an informant.” I smile.
3:53 PM
“Us…?”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 3:58 PM
((is this like. a cave? asking for a friend)
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((It is a room with brick walls))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 3:59 PM
((The children yearn for the mines.))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:00 PM
((what about the ceiling))
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((Idk it’s like cement or something ig))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:02 PM
”Thing about battles over the mafia… The mafia always wins.” Lelouch stomps on the ground, causing the ceiling to crack then cave in and
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:04 PM
"Hey!" She says, glancing to the officer. "Cop, be useful and get in front of me!" She, in an effort to do SOMETHING, shoots at the hand Kite's using to hold the crowbar.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:06 PM
(13)
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It misses.
4:07 PM
It’s Harriet’s turn.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 4:08 PM
Harriet is so deeply tired and afraid and her body feels like a wrung-out towel, which, she decides apropros of nothing, means it's a good time for her to fall asleep. In the past, she's always woken up, if necessary. She wants to wake up again.
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Harriet shuts her eyes.
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It’s Dana’s turn.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:14 PM
Perhaps it’s strange I’m not more fearful for my life. I did come very close then. It’s just gamer rationale, I guess. Not like I have much real experience to draw from. If a hit at full vitality didn’t kill me, it won’t next time. …Unless there’s damage spread. “Who is he talking to?” I wonder aloud. I won’t waste my ammunition. It’s obvious that’s ineffective. Hoping for some miracle scenario where he misses me and fucks up the wall behind me… is still my best plan. Pretty shitty. I’ll keep thinking. I glance nervously at Ariel, then focus back on the enemy. “I’m not even supposed to be here, man.” I smile at the reference to my own personal mythology. Wild.
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Ariel has no one to heal, so she gets up close to Kite. "We can’t hurt you… And we don’t want to die. So how about a trade." "Nuh-uh. Not happening." Kite. Ariel turns to Lelouch and then back to Kite. "I’m a woman. I can make myself useful to you, okay?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:22 PM
"Don't! You don't want to associate with Kite. He's like, a horrible guy! He forced Maria to kiss him!" Lelouch is baffled.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:22 PM
“…” I take a deep… a very deep breath. “Mm.” It’s about trust, right? I let her cook. For… For now.
4:23 PM
“I don’t want to associate with you, either.” I stare at her spitefully. “If we can get out of this without anyone in this room being slaughtered by bullshit magic, that’s great. But I’ll settle for less.”
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"Obviously I’m not!" Kite. "I’ve had enough kissing girls for the day." Ariel looks confused. "I meant… This." She raises up the paintbrush. "I’m good in this kind of supporting role."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:25 PM
"I don't force women to kiss me because I'm insecure!" Lelouch shoots a glare at Kite.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:25 PM
“What does that mean, Ariel?” Open, honest communication. I’m so relationshipped right now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam
"I don't force women to kiss me because I'm insecure!" Lelouch shoots a glare at Kite.
"That’s because you do it to boys!" Kite says confidently.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:26 PM
"I WOULD NEVER KISS A MAN! I'M NOT YOU!"
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Dana Craig
“What does that mean, Ariel?” Open, honest communication. I’m so relationshipped right now.
"The eyepatch." Ariel points.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:27 PM
“Everything I do is consensual.” I proudly tout my moral superiority. “…Oh. I kind of assumed that was like… a stylistic choice? I guess that’s my bad.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:28 PM
"Are you sure that eyepatch isn't just to make people think he's cooler than he is? It sounds like something he'd do."
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:28 PM
“It’s kind of cool. Credit where it’s due.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:28 PM
"It's not on him."
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"Nope! 100% real!" Kite flips up the eyepatch to reveal the lack of an eye. Ariel uses the paintbrush on him. "There you go!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:30 PM
"Ew." She says this referring to both pre- and post-eye Kite.
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"…What?" Kite blinks out of both eyes.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:31 PM
“I don’t know if that was a good…” I trail off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:31 PM
"Why couldn't you have made him completely blind? Effectively neutralise his annoying ass."
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:31 PM
“That is not how it works.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:32 PM
"Well then- double up his eyepatch or whatever. Block his vision instead of bettering it." (edited)
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:33 PM
“I don’t think it does anything to anything but— why am I even bothering? That’s dumb. He’s impervious to harm, obviously.”
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:34 PM
"Yea, yea, whatever." Lelouch grumbles. "Now that you have two eyes," she turns to Kite, "can you see how annoying you are?"
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:35 PM
“Hah.”
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"You... Erased it. The scar." Kite feels his eye. "Yeah. Try to keep up." Gordon.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:37 PM
"Why don't you put your new eye to good use and find the exit?"
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 4:37 PM
"I'm asleep," Harriet repeats.
🔥 2
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:38 PM
“Please don’t tell me you considered it necessary or core to your identity somehow.” I sigh. “This is already enough of a comedy of errors.”
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"How dare you!" Kite swings the crowbar down on Ariel. She collapses on the floor, in clear shock from bloodloss. "That scar was who I am! I... How dare you kill the great Kite like that!?" Kite grabs the paintbrush and tosses it into the pile of stuff. "I'm a hero! And being a hero means suffering! So I'm gonna kill you all... And when I do, I'm gonna get so many scars it'll make that cripple look privileged!"
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 4:42 PM
Harriet opens her eyes. "That's.. really rude."
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:42 PM
No
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I
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Dana
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I’m
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Kite powers up from how angry he is and demonstrates this by destroying Harriet's wheelchair with his crowbar. Gordon shoots him. It misses. The cop gets in front of Lelouch defensively.
4:43 PM
It's Lelouch's turn.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 4:44 PM
"Ow."
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:45 PM
((New revelation. Harriet’s wheelchair is part of her body))
4:51 PM
((am i being waited on. i was typing but decided it made more sense to react on my turn(tm) dana is currently in shock))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:52 PM
fnnvklnsd ah kk))
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 4:52 PM
((whats that mean)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:52 PM
((yes you were being waited on i didn wanna fuck up smth))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 4:53 PM
((sowwy))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 4:53 PM
((nono!!! dwdw)
4:54 PM
Lelouch...steps out from behind the cop. (I don't know the specific arrangements of the room anymore I just assume she's further than Kite.) "Kite!" She calls out, gun in hand but not pointed at him.
4:55 PM
(It's not being used I don't know why I made it sound like it was being pointed somewhere, she's just holding it)
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Kite does not respond.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:04 PM
"You came here for me, right? To kill me?" She asks, stepping towards him. "Well then, why're you wasting time and energy hitting defenceless women?" Lelouch tilts her head to the side. "What, are you too much of a chicken shit to actually do it? Is that why you've dolled yourself up in some dumbass suit and armed yourself with a crowbar? Too scared a girl will beat your ass without something to cripple her?"
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He doesn't respond.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:09 PM
((Dana Craig is done shutting the fuck up.))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:11 PM
Lelouch rolls her eyes. "Coward. No wonder you had to force a woman to kiss you." She scoffs, before shooting at Kite's new eye.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:11 PM
((man the bot hates me today))
5:11 PM
((7))
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It misses.
5:12 PM
It's Harriet's turn.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:12 PM
“You…” I mutter…
5:14 PM
Starting to come out of that… my stupor… embarrassing. I think that bitch took my opportunity for the first comeback. In a daze, I hobble forward. Very slightly. Towards him. ((Or I don’t. It’s more a symbolic addition to speech than an attempt to use initiative.)) “You… idiot. You shit-for-brains, cliched, pathetic, masochistic moron. I want you to understand this. I think you’re like me. I won’t get through your thick, worthless skull with any moralizing. Ohhh, you struck down a poor innocent woman! Stuff like that. You did, obviously. But who cares? You knew that. That’s a given. Why you’re here. I don’t want to tell you that.” I’m seething. I finally understand what the word means. It’s funny. I stifle an inappropriate laugh. Funny to feel like you’ve spent your entire life bitter and angry. And only now know what real rage is.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 5:16 PM
Harriet opens her eyes. There is no clarity; at least, not the kind she was hoping for. It is not a new day. It's the same dream, and Jade Lamperouge is still dead. Some things don't change.
5:20 PM
"I think there's something really wrong with me, Alexi." She says, and her voice is quiet. "I don't... I get what you were trying to say now, about the bravery, and holding myself in contempt... but I can't do it. Do you understand?. I think I used to be brave. I remember a point where I had, fuck, aspirations towards something. Which is why I started doing all of this in the first place, you know? But it's different now. It's so different. Fuck, I can't even... I used to refer to myself as I, you know, but it's all Harriet now, that unenviable distance. Do you get it? There's nothing here. God cleaned out all the rooms and turned the lights off."
5:21 PM
"If you're here," She says, staring up with wide, wet eyes from her place on the ground, "Send me a sign. Turn me into a meat crayon. Puppet me, okay? I don't want to be this anymore."
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 5:25 PM
"Okay, fuck, then," she says, increasingly desperate - "The other one. The other one, I know you're there, I can feel you. You want me to be nice. I'm being nice. I'm on the ground. I can shoot myself in the head right now if it would make me a prettier corpse, okay? So please tell me something. Anything. I'll take it all."
5:25 PM
Nothing.
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It's Dana's turn.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:32 PM
I continue my gradual stride. He’s got a pathetic range, anyway. What the fuck is the floor woman talking about? Whatever. It doesn’t matter remotely. All these fucking guys. None of you were supposed to be here. You want to do this to me? You want me to get dragged into… us, into your fucking, high school drama feud bullshit?! Fine! Fine. But it’s about ME. I’m the one this is happening to, who has to go through this. You all get the right to whine once you’ve done anything at fucking all. Me! Why does everyone ignore me??? “I want to make sure you understand. K… no, I won’t dignify your pansy ass stage name. Whoever you really are? You’re pathetic. You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Next time you want to act against your own interest so brazenly and loudly, save the trouble for you and everyone else. Just kill yourself normally. I think I saw some rope upstairs.” I continue walking. “That was a gender thing, though. Men like it louder and grander, right? Crashing your car, suicide by cop. Too much pride to go softly.” I fiddle with the gun. Firing it won’t really do any good right now, clearly.
5:33 PM
“I don’t have any delusions you’ll listen to me, though. You don’t have the guts to do anything like that. Ohhhhh… Suffering? Don’t make me laugh. If you want to fetishize whatever sob story you’ve got, you don’t get to do that while fighting as the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen. I’m the only one suffering here… and it’s because you’re fucking boring!” I lunge at him. This is logical. This makes sense. See, it’ll be impossible to swing at me when I’m literally up in his face strangling him. And helping Ariel is pointless if I can’t get us out of this situation. Yeah.
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((Roll))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:34 PM
((20))
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Dana tackles Kite to the ground. "Fuck!"
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:36 PM
I punch him in his stupid fucking face. ((That seems like a reasonable turn.))
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((Roll))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:36 PM
((12))
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Dana breaks her hand.
5:37 PM
Ariel continues to bleed out.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:37 PM
“Gehahahaha! Ohhh, you’ve really got it made!”
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Kite skips the trouble of fighting Dana off him by just hitting her really hard with the crowbar. She is now on the floor, slowly dying again.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:39 PM
Oh. I get it. I was the one with pride.
5:39 PM
Haha.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:40 PM
Well, shit. "Cop, Gordon, one of you distract him while the other grabs that magic paintbrush or whatever and heal the WOMEN!"
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"I don't take orders from you." Gordon proceeds to look for the paintbrush anyway, as instructed.
5:41 PM
The cop shoots Kite again. No success.
5:41 PM
It's Lelouch's turn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:45 PM
"I meant TACKLE him, not SHOOT him!"
5:48 PM
"Ugh..." She rolls her eyes and looks Kite dead on. "...You're really pathetic for a guy who says he wants to kill me and then harms every other woman but me."
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He continues to ignore her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:50 PM
She shoots at the crowbar. "Once a-fucking-gain, I'm ignored."
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 5:51 PM
((13))
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It misses.
5:52 PM
It's Harriet's turn.
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 5:53 PM
((harriet [me] has to do homework))
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Harriet falls asleep.
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:56 PM
((Jfjf jgjg ??))
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((Genius solution))
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Harriet Kadin 9/2/2023 5:57 PM
((harriet nap time... zzz.....))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:57 PM
((i was ready to accept the end session but ok sure i can continue (dana is going to be so active in the near future)))
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Dana passes out from blood loss. ((Unless you want to get some final words out here idk))
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Dana Craig 9/2/2023 5:58 PM
“I… I don’t… wanna…g—” She passes out from blood loss.
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((Channel split))
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Kite hits Gordon with the crowbar.
6:00 PM
The cop tries to tackle him. This succeeds.
6:00 PM
It's Lelouch's turn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:07 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S CONTINUING??? 😭)
6:08 PM
((Is Gordon bleeding, knocked out or was he just hit?)
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((Bleeding out))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:08 PM
((but can he do stuff)
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((No))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:09 PM
Lelouch sighs. "This is NOT what I needed today."
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"Cop! Keep him there, and if he gets you off of him, don't go down without a damn fight and get back on." Lelouch says while searching for the paintbrush.
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:10 PM
((14))
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Lelouch cannot find it.
6:11 PM
Kite kills the cop, and gets up. "Just me and you now…"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:13 PM
"Oh for fuck's sakes."
6:14 PM
"He was my ride out of here, you dick."
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"You asked, so I’ll say it. I didn’t come here for you. I didn’t come here for any of you. I came here to be a hero. To stop Jeff Johnner. When I saw you, I jumped at the opportunity for revenge. You took my bro. You took my second bro. And then… You tried to take me too. That’s unforgivable. For that… I was gonna kill you. But that 'I' doesn’t mean anything anymore." He points to his face. "My eye's back. My ear's back. She killed Kite. So our grudge is dead, you got that?"
6:19 PM
It’s Lelouch’s turn.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/2/2023 6:37 PM
"..." She just...blinks. There were a million things she wanted to say; words she wanted to hurl at Kite, various being harmful, derogative, spiteful. He'd insulted Harriet, bludgeoned Ariel, Dana and Gordon, and killed the nameless cop. But the worst thing he did by far was...take away Jade Lamperouge. Her cutie, her girlfriend, her...everything. "...You got your revenge the minute you took away Jade. I wouldn't have gone easy on you, would've given you hell both verbally and physically." She holds up the gun. "But you're invincible or whatever, and you know you're invincible. You know no matter what I did, or said, or shot, you would've been fine. And now, you're surrounded by 4 unconscious people and one dead person, because..." She lets out an exhausted breath. "...because of a reason that doesn't fucking exist anymore." "I can't even do what I came here to do, so..." She takes a bitter gulp, "I got it." Lelouch decides to return searching for the paintbrush. (edited)
6:39 PM
((11, it's a futile attempt and she doesn't find it, right?))
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She doesn’t find it.
6:41 PM
"…That’s funny. I don’t feel better." Kite swings his crowbar at Lelouch and the world goes black. ((End session))
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Lelouch woke up, with her chest strapped to a wheelchair. She’s in her room. Her arms are free but she can’t reach behind the chair to get free. Jade is standing in front of her, wearing some kind of maid outfit.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:08 PM
Insert grumbling here. "What...the fuck..."
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"Good morning, Miss Lelouch!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:09 PM
"Huh?" Lelouch blinks a few times. "Jade?" It takes her a moment. "Jade?!" Her eyes snap open. "But- You- What- I-"
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"What’s wrong?" She gets behind the wheelchair and grabs onto the handles.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:11 PM
"Didn't...didn't you die?!"
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"Didn’t you?" Jade slowly pushes the chair out of the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:20 PM
"No!...Maybe? All I remember is..." She groaned. "Kite and his bitchass self being a bitchass..."
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"You blew up."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:23 PM
"WHAT"
2:24 PM
"I have...too many questions..." Lelouch groans.
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"You didn’t ask about my outfit." She sounds insulted.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:45 PM
"Right, right...why are you in a maid outfit? It looks cute, but...why?"
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"…You like it? I thought you’d find it demeaning." She keeps pushing the wheelchair towards the dining room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 2:50 PM
"It'd only be demeaning if you were forced to wear it. If you are willingly doing so, then it's cute." Lelouch looked at the wheelchair, and followed her statement up by asking, "can you untie me?"
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"…I see." Jade nods. "It is empowering in that sense." She brings the wheelchair into the dining room. "But I’m not choosing to wear it." In the dining room, Shuichi was seated at his usual spot. A woman and a man were seated at Carmen and Josh's seats, and wore their clothes, but were quite distinctly not them. At the table was a fancy meal. Shuichi smiled. "Good morning, Lelouch. Maid, take her to her seat."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:00 PM
Lelouch's face dropped when Jade said she was forced to wear it, then more so when she saw Shuichi. "Oh. Then you should take it off. You're cuter when you're wearing what you want to wear." "So, are you the one that tied me up? And what's with the strangers? Are you forcing your delusions onto strangers now?" She asked as she was rolled into position.
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"I don’t know what you’re talking about." Shuichi mockingly shrugs. "Do you, maid?" "No I don’t, Master Shuichi." Jade answers coldly, before rolling Lelouch into her seat.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:08 PM
"Don't call him Master Shuichi. You're way too good to be calling someone like him 'master'." Lelouch rolled her eyes, before looking at the two people pretending to be Carmen and Josh. "So, who are you two?"
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"I’m your mother." Not-Carmen. Shuichi cringes. "…Shall we begin the meal?" "Of course." Not-Josh.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:21 PM
lelouch scoffs, though she plays it off as more of a laugh. "You're not my mother. My mother's dead."
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"Eat your food, Lelouch." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:24 PM
"No. I'd rather starve than feed into your fantasy."
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"Eat your food, Miss Lelouch." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:28 PM
"Wh- but Jade, you're being forced to do this! By him!" She looked to Jade, a confused and slightly hurt expression on her.
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Jade's expression is cold and strange.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:29 PM
"Why should I listen to the man who's forcing my girlfriend to dress like a maid? Or taking two strangers and dressing them up like my DEAD family members? It makes no sense!" She tried to reach behind to untie the rope, failing, obviously.
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"Of course she dresses like that. She's the Maoziwam family maid, isn't she? Why else would she spend so much time with you?" Shuichi. Jade bites her lip and nods.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:34 PM
"Because we're dating? And she told me herself, she's not dressing like that willfully!" Lelouch is angry.
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"It was simply in the employment contract. Really, if you had even the slightest understanding of society you'd recognzie that a maid can hardly call her job voluntary. She is merely a tool of-" Shuichi stops monologuing suddenly when he looks at the fake family. "...Which is to say, it's in her contract yes." Jade nods again.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:38 PM
"Bullshit. Untie me, dammit!"
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"Miss Lelouch... Eat your food." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:41 PM
"Why? Is it poisoned? Laced with sedatives?" She looks to Jade, then her fake family, then to Shuichi. "I refuse to eat this food!" She says, picking up the plate and throwing it off the table.
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"Maid... Go serve her another plate." Shuichi. Jade nods and leaves.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:42 PM
"Jade, stop listening to Shuichi!"
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She doesn't listen.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:43 PM
"Jade? Jade!" There's an almost desperate tone in her voice, before she looks to Shuichi. "The fuck did you do to my girlfriend!?"
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"Please, stop insinuating you're dating a maid. It's rather disgusting for a rich young woman like yourself." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:50 PM
"But she's not a maid! And I am dating her!" She then points to her fake family. "AND THEY'RE DEAD!"
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"Hm... Are you suffering from a concussion?" Shuichi grimaces bitterly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:53 PM
"Are you?"
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Jade returns with a fresh plate of food and puts it in front of Lelouch. "Eat. Or I'll have the maid serve it to you like an infant." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 3:59 PM
Lelouch grumbles, before eating.
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The others eat as well. Jade keeps standing next to Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:08 PM
Okay so if there's nothing immediate, Lelouch continues eating.
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"See? Isn't this nice, Lelouch?" Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:10 PM
"No."
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"...Why not?" Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:20 PM
"My girlfriend's listening to you and not me, and you've got people dressed up like my dead family. You've asked some pretty dumb questions, but that takes the cake." (edited)
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"She would listen to you if you could be trusted to be reasonable." Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:33 PM
"Yet she listens to you?" Lelouch scoffed. (edited)
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"I’m a reasonable man. A smart one. All of these years… As much of a miserable old man as you may consider me… I controlled my companies flawlessly. I made the world fear me as an ingenious businessman. One with… A gift." He pours himself a glass of wine. "I am… The only one who can see, in a world that worships the blind." Jade takes the wine bottle from him and serves a glass to everyone, including Lelouch. She whispers to her. "Just humour him for now." "A toast?" Shuichi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:43 PM
"..." Lelouch rolls her eyes, but agrees to a toast.
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Shuichi raises his glass. "To family."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:48 PM
"To family." Lelouch says this through gritted teeth.
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"To family." The fakes. All of them drink.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 4:51 PM
Lelouch drinks as well. Glug glug motherfuckers.
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Lelouch begrudgingly swallows, holding back a gag. "That's bitter." She grumbles.
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"Hm… Oh right. That’s your first time, isn’t it?" Shuichi puts down the glass. "I should’ve thought it through. Depressive gluttons like you are prone to addiction."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:12 PM
"Ironic you call me depressive." Lelouch rolls her eyes, placing her glass down and sliding it further away from her.
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Shuichi finishes his meal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:14 PM
Lelouch finishes her meal.
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He sits back in his chair. "…So that’s it, then."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:16 PM
"I assume so."
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"…" Shuichi gets up and walks out.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:21 PM
Lelouch takes her eyes off her father, glancing to the people opposite her. "Well? Aren't you two going to leave?"
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Jade unties Lelouch and hugs her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:27 PM
"Oh-" Lelouch is caught off-guard, but hugs Jade back. "I'm glad you've come to your senses!"
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"I just… Needed his help." Jade doesn’t face Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:29 PM
"For?" Lelouch asks as she stands.
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"Umm… Just-" Jade is interrupted by Shuichi walking back in. He tosses a few papers onto the table. "There." Jade looks confused by this.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:38 PM
Lelouch looks at the paper. "What's this?"
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They’re some kind of blueprint. "They’ll be useful. Isn’t that what you wanted from me, you witch?" Shuichi eyes her. "…Yeah." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:47 PM
Lelouch looks at Jade, confused.
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"Let’s get out of here. He agreed to never speak to you again." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 5:53 PM
"Oh? Thank god." Lelouch heads towards the door.
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Jade follows her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 6:17 PM
Lelouch enters the elevator.
6:17 PM
(I assume they;re in the penthouse?)
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((Correct))
6:17 PM
Jade follows her into the elevator.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 6:25 PM
She goes to the ground floor.
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((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 9/16/2023 6:31 PM
(WOO)
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((Saturday))
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch’s phone rings.
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((Can you do a makeup session))
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Lelouch’s phone rings.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:03 PM
Lelouch looks to her phone, then to Jade. "Give me a minute, cutie." She says, before answering.
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"Okay!"
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((Hi))
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:06 PM
"Hello. I believe I'm speaking to Lelouch Maoziwam?" He says this over the phone from Belto Shelk Memorial Highschool.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:06 PM
"Yes, this is her, and you are?"
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:08 PM
"Alex Zeety. ...I'm not speaking on behalf of this school, however. You see, some events or another occurred here, and I found the result to be... Quite unexpected, for lack of a better word."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:09 PM
"And? What does that have to do with me?"
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:10 PM
"That was you, wasn't it? My theory is you must've used some 'item' given to you by someone else. You could say I'm aware of that entire matter."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:19 PM
"Hm? Oh. Oh, yea, I did do that." Lelouch mumbles. "Anyway, so what? I don't see any importance or relevance in my highschool."
2:19 PM
"Or talking to you, for that matter."
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:23 PM
"There isn't, you're right. The high school doesn't actually matter." He pauses. "However, I'm interested in working something out, and I might have some information you might be interested in as well. As it comes to... Sophie Wight, Ehn, and a few others, at least. I assume you're familiar with those names. Or maybe you think you know the entire story already. I'm sure lots has happened in the past few days, after all."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:26 PM
"...Well, if you have information, why not share it?"
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:28 PM
"Well, I'm not just going to tell you everything up front. That would be a waste. I would at least want to ask something in return."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:32 PM
"Ugh, fine. What do you want in return, then?"
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:42 PM
"Well, there's a few things I'm curious about myself. I'm sure you've seen things over the past few days which I want to understand. So, there's two things. First, I want to know the names of any other people you know have received 'items' from Ehn as well. Second, I'd like to meet up with you and whatever group you're a part of, if any. I don't plan on doing much of anything, but I do want to follow along to wherever you were planning to go. It'll also make it easier for me to talk through everything. So, should I go to where you are, or do you want to come to the school?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:46 PM
"Well, I've no idea if Ehn's given anyone else items, so that answers your first question. Before I answer the second one, allow me a moment."
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 2:48 PM
He waits. Maybe I overestimated how much anyone knows about anything? (edited)
Lelouch Maoziwam started a thread. 10/7/2023 2:48 PM
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:02 PM
"Alright, we'll be able to meet you. We'll come to the school."
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 3:03 PM
"Fair enough."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:06 PM
"Mhm. See you soon." Lelouch keeps her sentence short as she ends the phone call.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:47 PM
Lelouch presses mute on the phone, looking to Jade. "So, there's this guy called Alex Zeety who's aware of Ehn and that we gassed the school. He's asking to meet up with us, but I'm not sure. What do you think, Jade?"
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"We can just spray him there. It’s no problem."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 2:56 PM
"Alright." Lelouch nods.
3:02 PM
Lelouch unmutes.
3:06 PM
"Okay, so, we're heading to the highschool." Lelouch informs.
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"Got it."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:15 PM
Lelouch presses the button to go down. (Ignore this if she's already done this).
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They’re already on the ground floor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:16 PM
In that case, Lelouch makes her way to the exit).
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Lelouch is now outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:20 PM
Lelouch makes her way to the school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:35 PM
(Do I go to #lelouch-and-sam or have i missed something 😭)
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Lelouch and Jade arrive at school.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:42 PM
"Doesn't look like anything's changed too much. Do you think the guy's inside?"
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"They should all be controlled, anyway."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 3:44 PM
Lelouch enters the school.
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There’s an adult woman looking around.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:03 PM
"Excuse me, are you Alex Zeety?"
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"What?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:03 PM
"Are you Alex Zeety?" She repeats.
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"No. My name is Naomi Kidink." "Like Sam?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:08 PM
Lelouch looks to Naomi, waiting for an answer.
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"Yes, have you seen him?" Naomi.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:25 PM
"No, we're looking for Alex Zeety. I don't know what they look like, but we agreed to meet them at the school. Have you seen anyone around?"
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"Oh, that’s one of his stupid names, isn’t it? I heard he was called Alex when he was running away." Naomi. "Sam… Wants to see Ms Lelouch about Sophie? Does he want to finish the job?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:32 PM
"Oh. It's Sam?" Lelouch rolls her eyes. "Jade, make sure you've got the perfume at hand in case he wants to attack. If he's got Sophie with him, we can save her from another coma."
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"Attack? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s as lazy as they come. Where were you supposed to meet him?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:33 PM
"Well, he just said to meet him at the school."
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Sam steps out of a classroom down the hall.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:36 PM
"Oh, Sam!" Lelouch calls out.
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Sam approaches but keeps a bit of a distance.
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"There you are." Naomi approaches Sam.
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 4:41 PM
I figured they would've exchanged information by this point. That's okay, though. "So you came." He says this to Lelouch and just ignores Naomi. "Let's get the details out of the way, the mystery doesn't matter at this point. I called myself Alex Zeety over the phone because I needed a cover and I'm not sure you would've come here otherwise. But that's me. I have the information. Unfortunately, it's not easy for me to say much of anything while Naomi is around trying to find me. It seems she got caught in this school at some point, but for some reason didn't get put under the same conditions as everyone else in the school, and it would be a shame if someone here didn't understand Lelouch Maoziwam. Could we somehow get her out of this conversation?"
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Naomi grabs him by the wrist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:43 PM
"Jade, spray her."
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"Really? Her and not him?" Jade, presumably.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/7/2023 4:45 PM
Lelouch thinks for a second, before saying, "actually, yea, both of them."
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 4:47 PM
Curious. This could be the aforementioned 'item'. Maybe I should try to get out? Or will being affected by it be helpful to my knowledge? Either could be the case. I want to see what she says, though. "Well, you know, I wouldn't be of much help if you're doing what I think you are. Either way is fine, of course." He tries to break free of Naomi at this point anyway.
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((Roll))
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 4:48 PM
((8))
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Sam does not break free. "Don’t make me pull, Sam." Naomi. Jade approaches with a bottle of perfume.
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Sam Kidink< 10/7/2023 4:51 PM
Fine. I suppose I'm not strong enough. But that's okay, I'll refuse to use items myself as long as it takes. It is therefore far superior to let things happen as they are. Lelouch seemingly wants to take control of things, so if it benefits me and gets me out of my story, then maybe this will be great. "Okay. Then how about we wait here? This should be interesting." Sam does in fact just stay there and wait for Jade to come over.
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((Channel split))
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Lelouch feels a sharp pain to the back of her head and loses consciousness. ((End session)) (edited)
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((Saturday))
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Lelouch woke up on the floor of the school hallway. Her head still hurts. Next to her is Jade, also unconscious. Sophie is standing in the hall holding the bottle of perfume.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:08 PM
"Eh..." Lelouch grumbles, taking a moment to compose herself as she scans the area. Noticing Sophie, she pushes herself off the ground. "Sophie?" She asks to clarify. "You shouldn't be here..."
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She turns around. "Do you want me to hit you with that chair again?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:10 PM
"Someone hit me with a..." Lelouch pauses for a moment before looking up. "It was you? You hit me? Why?"
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"Why? Why do you think!?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:12 PM
"..." Lelouch stays silent, still recovering from the blow.
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"Because you're a stalker! You follow me everywhere and act like I owe you love! And... What is this now? You're brainwashing people to love you? To worship you? You're a fucking psychopath!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:25 PM
Lelouch comes to her feet, looking at Sophie. "I'm not a stalker, I'm just making sure you're not in danger! And it's not brainwashing people to love me, it's making the world a better place. It's making them see the truth!"
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"You don't know a goddamn thing about truth! Truth doesn't exist! It's just whatever people agree on! My dad taught me that. Because unlike you... He raised me to not be an idiot. You can't even be bothered to convince people yourself, you just need a cheat don't you?" She looked at the perfume bottle. "May I should just break this. Send you back to reality so you can understand just how much everyone hates you!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:44 PM
Lelouch is confused as to why Sophie is going off on this tangent, before saying, "but all I'm doing is making the word a better place, for women like you to be safe!"
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She bites her lip. "...I'd never feel safe with you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:51 PM
"...Never? Why not?"
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"Because you disgust me."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 2:52 PM
Lelouch stays silent, letting it sit in.
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Sophie throws the perfume bottle.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:05 PM
"No, wait!" is Lelouch's reaction the minute she sees Sophie toss it. (edited)
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A random student jumps out of a classroom and catches it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:06 PM
Lelouch lets out a sigh of relief. "Sophie, that could've been dangerous!" She says, looking disappointed.
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"How exactly? Would it have jeopardized your lunacy?" Sophie. The student gives it back to Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:09 PM
"It would have jeopardized the world's future! Without it, the world will stay the same, corrupted piece of crap it is."
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"The world is always going to be that! No one will ever be safe!" Sophie noticed Lelouch was holding it again, and ran off.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:24 PM
"Hey- wait- Sophie!" Lelouch initially goes to chase after her, put stops, turning around to check on Jade. "Jade? Jade, are you alright?" She shakes her gf.
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Jade mumbles with a smile. "I can only be awoken by true love's kiss…"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:34 PM
Lelouch gives a sigh of relief before giggling. "Well, if it'll wake you up..." She says, before placing a kiss on Jade's lips.
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Jade kisses her back.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:38 PM
"Are you good? Where's Sam? And his mother?"
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"Ha… It’s like an indirect kiss." Jade gets up. "I don’t know."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:40 PM
"Did Sophie knock you out too? Do you think they were working together?"
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"No, that's impossible. Sophie was probably manipulated into doing it."
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"Yes, of course. But even if she wasn’t… I believe in your plan. So never doubt it, okay?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:44 PM
"I never did, cutie." Lelouch scans the area, pocketing the perfume. "So, where to now?" (edited)
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"…I’m not sure. Jeff Johnner is dead. Our whole plan is gone now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:50 PM
"Jeff Johnner's dead?" This is the first time Lelouch is hearing of this. "Hm... Who's second-in-command there? Maybe we can go for them?"
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"I’m not sure. Everything was destroyed. There might not be anyone in charge right now."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:55 PM
"...Hm. We should probably get out of the school first, at least."
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Jade walks out.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 3:58 PM
Lelouch also walks out.
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A lot of people are leaving at this point. The parking lot is full of people.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:06 PM
"Hmm...there's a lot of people. Want to just head home? Maybe we can...go to a cafe on our way there?"
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"Where is home now?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:11 PM
"Hm? Oh, right. Don't want to head back to the apartment." Lelouch mumbles something, before suggesting, "hey, do you know where Maria is?"
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"No, she was already gone when I found you."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:22 PM
"Hm..." Lelouch pauses, taking out her phone as she walks off the premises, expecting Jade to follow. "Maybe we should call to make sure she's safe?" (edited)
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"Good idea!"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:24 PM
Lelouch calls Maria.
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She doesn’t pick up.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:29 PM
"Hm." Lelouch tries again.
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Still no answer.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:31 PM
"She's not picking up. Do you remember where she lives?"
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Jade nods.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:32 PM
"Great! Lead the way, cutie."
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Jade leads the way. ((End session))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:33 PM
((Is this a new chapter?)
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((No, still 10. I was going to skip you to the next one but I realized it wouldn’t have worked))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/14/2023 4:39 PM
(Kk)
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((Saturday))
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The house is surrounded by police.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 2:24 PM
"Oh, shit." Lelouch looks on, glancing to Jade before stepping towards the police. Is there an officer that's like, off to the side so that Lelouch can perfume him?
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((Roll))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 2:30 PM
12))
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Doesn’t seem like it.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 3:17 PM
"Hm. See anything Jade?"
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She shakes her head. "We could just ask?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 3:23 PM
"Maybe, but would they be willing to share info with us?"
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"We just have to ask a girl cop." Jade walks towards a cop who is a girl.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 3:26 PM
Lelouch follows.
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"What happened here?" Jade. "Sorry, we’re not revealing anything to the public right now." Cop. "But we know the people who live here. One of them is our…?" Jade looks to Lelouch to finish the sentence.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 3:53 PM
"Girlfriend." Lelouch smiles while saying this.
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Jade looks disappointed. "Oh, well… The only woman here is way too old for you, so you have nothing to worry about." Cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:04 PM
"Oh, so no one called Maria Stanley is here?"
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"Maria Stanley is one of the victims." Cop. "Victims of what?" Jade. "Her and her 2 sons were shot to death by her husband, Ouroboros Stanley." Cop.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:11 PM
"Oh, no that Maria Stanley doesn't matter, we're looking for Maria Stanley Junior."
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"She’s not here." The cop shakes her head.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:13 PM
"Hm, damn. Well, thanks for your help!"
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"Oh, wait-"
4:13 PM
"Any idea on where Maria Stanley Jr. might be?"
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She shook her head. "Useless." Jade turned around.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:17 PM
Lelouch didn't say anything just following Jade. "So, now what?"
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"We could get a hotel room." She shrugged.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:23 PM
"Hm...yea, that sounds nice!" Lelouch smiles, heading to the nearest hotel using her natural GPS (wandering around until she finds one)
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They eventually arrived at a very fancy looking hotel. Jade walked in and immediately sprayed a receptionist.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:34 PM
"Effective." Lelouch nods. "One suite please, your finest."
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"Free of charge."
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"Follow every order Ms Lelouch gives you." The receptionist agrees and immediately gives them a card for the best suite.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 4:40 PM
Lelouch goes to the elevator, holding the door open for any other women going up.
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Jade enters with her. No one else does.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 5:18 PM
Lelouch goes up to the corresponding floor.
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"So… What next?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/21/2023 5:43 PM
"I...I'm not sure. Are there any good cafes around? Diners? Restaurants?"
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"I meant… To help the world. Without that Johnner guy, we can’t just steal his platform."
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((Saturday))
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"I meant… To help the world. Without that Johnner guy, we can’t just steal his platform."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 2:31 PM
"Ah. Well...uh, can't we?"
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"Johnner's dead, but...there's got to be some remnant of his power."
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"It literally blew up." Jade shakes her head as the elevator arrived at the right floor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 3:00 PM
"Right." Lelouch notes, walking into the hallway.
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Jade walks to the suite. "We’d need to exploit some other big system."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 3:03 PM
"What other big systems are there?" Lelouch uses the key to open the door, opening it for Jade.
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Jade walks in looking around the fancy room. "Thank goodness they gave you what you deserve."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 3:06 PM
"Yea, it's a nice suite." Lelouch agrees, closing the door behind her and immediately heading for the bed.
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Jade looked out of the window. "What about… The city itself?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 3:07 PM
"...What?" Lelouch sits up, intrigued. (edited)
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"We could go find the mayor and use him."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 4:17 PM
"The mayor?" Lelouch walks towards Jade, smiling, "that's a brilliant idea! I'd expect nothing less from a cutie like you."
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"And he shouldn’t be hard to track down like Johnner." Jade smiles back at Lelouch.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 4:29 PM
"Exactly, he'll be much easier."
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"Hm… But if we take over a whole city, the government will probably try to erase us on the spot."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 4:54 PM
"Ahh, true...we could try stealthily doing it? Take over people one by one, bide ourselves time and gain resources?"
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"Or... We could make sure the whole world hears our message before they can do anything." Jade pointed to the headquarters of Free News Network, which were visible from the window. "If we hit both tomorrow... We might be able to claim this whole city in a single day."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 4:57 PM
"That...might just work!" Lelouch smiles.
4:57 PM
"You're so smart, you know that?"
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"I learned from the best." Jade kisses her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 4:59 PM
Lelouch kisses back, looking up into the (enter time of day) sky.
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((Night))
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Jade finally pulls back after a while, and lays in bed. "We should get some rest. Tomorrow will be a big day." She smirked.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 10/28/2023 5:08 PM
"Seems like we've got a big day ahead of us, cutie." Lelouch smiles, looking into Jade's eyes.
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Lelouch loes down beside Jade, and rests.
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Lelouch falls asleep.
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((End chapter))
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Lelouch woke up the next morning.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:01 PM
Lelouch yawned, looking to her side to see Jade.
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She’s waking up too.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:02 PM
Lelouch gave Jade a kiss on the cheek. "Morning, cutie."
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"Gfsbhcshvsgjfcg." She smiles.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:03 PM
Lelouch got out of bed and headed for the cereal cabinet.
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There is no cereal in the hotel room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:05 PM
Oh. Right.
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Lelouch turns back to Jade. "How was your sleep?"
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"It was okay." Jade shrugged. "I don’t really have any control over it." She got out of bed and got ready for the day.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:09 PM
Lelouch, too, got ready for the day. "Want to get some breakfast?"
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"Of course!" Jade headed down to the breakfast area.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 12:13 PM
Lelouch followed in toe, obviously with an objective to get cereal. Captain Crunch's Oops! All Berries (I FORGOT THE NAME SOB) (edited)
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They both successfully acquire cereal. "Are you ready, Ms Lelouch? I won’t let anyone stop us today."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 1:24 PM
"I'm glad to see you've got energy!" Lelouch giggled, enjoying her cereal.
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Jade finished her cereal.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 1:46 PM
Lelouch finished, looking to Jade. "So, are you excited?"
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She nods eagerly. "Let’s get to business." Jade leaves the hotel.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 1:47 PM
Lelouch follows
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She heads to the mayor's office and immediately sprays the first person she sees. "Take us to the mayor."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 1:51 PM
Lelouch smiles, happy Jade's always ready to take initiative. (edited)
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They’re taken to the mayor. Jade once again doesn’t even let him ask what’s wrong before she sprays him as well.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:15 PM
"Nice shot, Jade!" Lelough cheers her gf on.
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"Ms Lelouch will be taking over this town. Obey all of her orders." Jade. "Got it." Mayor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:18 PM
"Finally, a woman in charge."
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"Hurray!" Jade. "A true win for feminism." The mayor nods along. "We need to spread this perfume to the whole city so they can all understand the beauty of Ms Lelouch. Do you know if we could do that somewhere?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:20 PM
Lelouch doesn't have anything to add onto this.
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"What about the water pipes? We can pump water everywhere in the city and the smell will accompany it." The mayor.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:48 PM
"Oh, that might be a good idea...what about you, Jade? Do you have any ideas?" Lelouch asks this because she doesn't want the idea to come from a man.
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"We could use the water pipes." She goes along with Lelouch’s thing. "I’ll go do it right now. When I return, we can head to the studio and claim our victory." She rushes out of the room.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:54 PM
"Great idea Jade!" Lelouch follows.
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"I’ll meet you at the studio, then. It shouldn’t take me too long. I love you." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 2:55 PM
"Love you too, cutie." Lelouch gave Jade a kiss, before heading to the studio.
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There are 2 girls in the building entrance, one of which is Ashley Laurier. Jade keeps speeding past. ((New channel))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 3:01 PM
((hi))
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This is the girl with Ashley.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 3:01 PM
(gay)
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This is the girl who just left.
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Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 3:35 PM
Oh, fuck, that's her. That has to be her. What do I say? Actually, why didn't I even prepare myself to say anything here? It's not like I know anything about this girl at all, but I have to get her power out of her somehow, whether it's through convincing or by force. I can't be too suspicious, obviously… A normal introduction shouldn't hurt, right? Not that I know what's 'normal' to her. I barely even know what's normal for myself. Ashley tries to get the girl's attention. "Um, hi! Are you… Lelouch Maoziwam?" She says this slowly and carefully, like she's defusing a bomb with her words. (edited)
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"Maoziwam? Like the CEO?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 3:42 PM
Oh? Women? They must be worth her time then.
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"Maoziwam? Like the CEO?"
Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 3:43 PM
So that's why her name had sounded familiar. Ashley had tried not to think about it, but with such a seemingly uncommon last name, there's a lot less room to doubt that 'Lelouch' is the daughter of that Maoziwam. Of course, she knows from experience that shitty parents don't determine the morality of their kids, but… Well, she'd just have to see how this goes.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 3:44 PM
"Hi! Yes, I'm Lelouch. And you two?" The girls had Lelouch's full attention.
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"I'm Aura!"
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Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 3:49 PM
"My name's Ashley! I'm her… friend." At least the introduction seemed to go over well. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 3:59 PM
"Lovely to meet you both! What's a pair of cuties like you doing here then?"
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Aura looks at Ashley uncomfortably.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 4:02 PM
(me too)
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Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 4:05 PM
"Well-…" Ashley tries to take this compliment as normally as possible. "I was wondering if I could talk with you about… stuff. Sorry, I know this must be weird to deal with, two girls you don't know suddenly showing up and starting a conversation with you like this. Someone I know told me I could come to you for help if I needed it, and I figured I should at least try." Wow, great going, Ashley! That definitely didn't make it way more awkward! (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 4:07 PM
"Oh? What do you need help with? Is it a man? They're known for being awful."
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Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 4:32 PM
In spite of herself, she smiles faintly. "Haha, well, kind of…? There's definitely a handful of awful men involved – when are they not, honestly. But the problem is a bit tougher than just that. It's honestly pretty complicated to explain… I dunno if you'd want to talk about it here or find somewhere better. I super appreciate you hearing this out at all, really." How is she so cooperative with people she's never even met before? I mean, clearly she cares a lot about helping other girls out, like, implicitly. Maybe I should try to be more like her. If a girl came to me asking for help like this, I couldn't call myself a good person if I was too skeptical to even consider their request. It's… really refreshing to meet someone like this out here.
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"Why would you need her help, Nyashley? Is this a joke?" Aura.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 4:51 PM
"Oh, well, I'm comfortable with whatever your comfortable with! If you'd prefer to go somewhere quieter, we can." Lelouch, ever the considerate. (edited)
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"Why would you need her help, Nyashley? Is this a joke?" Aura.
Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 5:03 PM
Ashley responds to Aura with a vaguely strained smile. "Sometimes it just helps to have perspective on things, you know?" She turns back to Lelouch. "Yeah… if you know anywhere we could go, that'd be great. Sorry, I haven't been around Avengard in a while." Maybe this'll give me the chance to find out how connected she is to her billionaire dad. If she takes me back home to meet him, I'll know where her morals lie.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 5:10 PM
"That's completely fine! At the minute, I'm a bit busy...if you give me your number, I'll contact you when I'm available!" Lelouch smiled.
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Ashley Laurier 12/9/2023 5:55 PM
"Ah-!" This finally makes her visibly tense up. "I'm- Well, we're... We don't really have anywhere else to go while we wait for the time being. Because of, well..." She gestures aimlessly, trailing off. "How long do you think your business is going to last? Not to rush you, but maybe I could help in some way?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:04 PM
"Well, my girlfriend's expecting me, and she's bound to be done already, so it won't take too long. I'll be back with her soon regardless, but if we need help, I'll keep you in mind, Ashley!" And with that, Lelouch leaves.
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Lelouch is outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:15 PM
Lelouch heads to the studio, whistling a little tune. It's a jingle from an ad about cereal. (edited)
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Jade is waiting there, looking incredibly happy. "It’s done."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:20 PM
"Really? Excellent! I knew you could do it, Jade!"
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She kisses Lelouch enthusiastically.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:25 PM
Lelouch returned the enthusiasm.
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"Now let’s show the world how great you are." She hands Lelouch the evil costume they made last week.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:29 PM
"Only if you're by my side, babe." Lelouch put on the costume with a confident smile.
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Jade put on hers as well and walked into the building. She immediately sprayed anyone in her path and headed upstairs.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/9/2023 6:31 PM
Lelouch followed, giving commands to the people Jade sprayed to be on guard and hold back anyone who came into the building.
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She stormed loudly through the building, spraying everyone in sight until they made it to the live studio. The host is currently on the air with Sam Kidink, while Sophie is with the crew. ((End session))
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12: Consequences
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 4:00 PM
"Ugh. Of course a man is being interviewed when there's a perfectly more impressive woman on the sidelines." She's referring to Sophie ❤️ "Cutie, who should we spray first, the crew, or the host? I say crew, gives us better control over the cameras so we can take the spotlight off the patriarchy." She asks this to Jade. (edited)
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Sophie runs over to Sam. "Fuck, why is she here?" "Sorry folks, we’ve got an interruption." The host. Jade sprays the staff that try to force them out of the room. "If you say so." She smiles.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 4:14 PM
"Now, we should spray the host and...uh...the dude..." All men look the same to Lelouch because they're all boring and contributing to the problems of society. (edited)
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"…Sam?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 4:16 PM
"Yeah, him."
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:06 PM
Sam talks to Sophie. "I don't know, maybe they broke in? This sort of thing happens all the time. It's probably for unrelated reasons." "Hey, why are you here, anyway?" He asks this to Lelouch. "If it's Sophie you're looking for, the situation is probably Naomi's fault, just saying." He says these things entirely neutrally. "If you want the cameras, go ahead. I'm just here for the entertainment."
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I wonder, in the short time I've known her, Lelouch caring so much about this argument, perhaps there's something else I can do... "Oh, and, what do you think proves I'm a 'dude' in the first place?" He makes this comment separately.
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"Sam, we need to get the hell away from these people." Sophie. "Cut the cameras. We’ll need them again soon." Jade tells the crew this as she steps onto the set with her perfume at the ready. "What the hell is going on?" The host.
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:09 PM
"Okay, fine, let's go. Where to?" He responds to Sophie, then looks for some exit. He also talks briefly to the host. "Figure it out for yourself." I don't think there's much interest in him saying more. Plus, what's he going to do anyway? Stop things from happening? Maybe it'd be better if he was out of the picture the way things are now. I'm used to these bizarre occurrences now.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 5:11 PM
"Oh, we're here for the cameras. But I don't like you're attitude." She just doesn't like men. "Jade, can you have the crew restrain them? Everyone but Sophie. She's too beautiful to be restrained."
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Jade sprays all 3 of them. "Gotcha." She smirked. "…That didn’t do anything?" Sophie. "Whoa, I- Uh… Hm. You’re an adult right?" Fredrick, very disturbed. "What the fuck!?" Sophie.
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:12 PM
"I'm asking a genuine question. You can't make assumptions of people, that's just less interesting." Sam explains that he is asking a genuine question.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 5:15 PM
Lelouch doesn't believe men can be genuine. "It didn't work? That's annoying."
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:16 PM
I should make sure my own logic is consistent. The best way to make this situation more interesting is to make sure important questions are asked here. I believe important questions outside of the status of Naomi Kidink consist of what people's motives are in this situation, as I don't believe this was at all related to Sophie to begin with. Thus, to neutralize everything, this is definitely the best course of action. "The plot demands you give a different answer, clearly."
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"Why does it only work on the creep? Ugh, this is the problem with dealing with men. They don’t deserve your utopia, miss Lelouch. All they care about is our bodies. Host, take them into some other room and hold them there. I don’t want to look at you." Jade. "That’s a yes though, right? I mean I’m all for personal freedom but it’d personally feel… Y’know, icky if-" Fredrick attempts to drag out Sam and his daughter as he talks. "This is the worst moment of my life!" Sophie facepalms.
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:21 PM
Ugh, fine. This isn't going anywhere, and clearly Fredrick was still affected by this. My memory of the school occurrences is hazy, but I should probably repay whatever attempt was made that point, right? That much I'm clear on. Is Sam in some position to access his belongings?
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He can.
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:24 PM
He takes out the fish and eats it, then tries to break himself and Sophie out of Fredrick's grasp. "I hate necessary actions."
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:24 PM
((14))
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Sam easily breaks the 2 of them out. "That was… Weirdly cool." Sophie looks at him lovingly. It’s weird.
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Sam Kidink< 12/28/2023 5:30 PM
"I remember now." He explains this to Sophie. "'When in Rome, do as the Romans do.' Right? I don't think it was cool at all, personally. Definitely not interesting, but this is the lesser of two evils, unfortunately, so the story demands it." "...Are you happy now, Ehn?" Said to no one. He grabs Sophie and tries to leave afterwards through whatever exit is applicable.
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Sophie follows. ((Channel split))
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"We can get them later, right?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/28/2023 5:32 PM
"Right."
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"Are you ready to make your announcement, Ms Lelouch?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 1:26 PM
"Ready as I'll ever be, cutie."
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"The staff we don’t need, go chase those 2." Jade. The host leaves. Jade hops onto the set.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 1:37 PM
Lelouch walks on set, ready for her announcement.
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"You’re on in 3… 2… 1… Action." The crew.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 1:50 PM
"So we're live?" Lelouch asks audibly, before looking to the camera and smiling. "Hello, people of Avengard! I am your new queen, and this is my girlfriend! We have come to make an announcement. Your mayor will no longer be a disgustingly privileged man. Instead, it will be me! There will undoubtedly be some changes, but I'm truly a woman of the women. For too long have men looked down upon us and stripped us of our community, of our rights, of our lives, and today marks a day that'll be WO-mandatory to write down in HERstory books. Already have I started making changes in educational facilities, government workers, the mafia, and that's just the beginning. First, I'll start by making this city a safer environment for women, then, the world! Do you have anything to add on, cutie?"
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"We’ll transform this world into a perfect utopia for all women!" Jade. Lelouch suddenly loses control of her body. Her hands reach up for her mask and pull it clean off. "My name is Lelouch Maoziwam." "Ms Lelouch what are you doing?" Jade. Lelouch whispers to herself. "Can’t believe that kid was right about you two. Maybe I should’ve believed him more. Regardless, I’m gonna shut you down. This town's been through enough." Lelouch starts running towards the window, ready to jump, until she suddenly regains control of her body.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:01 PM
"Wh..." Lelouch takes a moment, before looking back to Jade, then the crew. "THE FUCK?"
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"What happened? What were you doing?" Jade looks worried.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:03 PM
Lelouch looks back to the window, stepping away quickly and getting back to Jade. "I dunno! It was like something just- took hold of me?"
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"Hold my hand. I’ll protect you if it happens again."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:09 PM
Lelouch does that, before looking at the camera. "Is that thing still on? Turn it off!"
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They cut the cameras. "We have some news you may want to hear." Crew member.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:15 PM
"Yea?" Lelouch says this rather impatiently. (edited)
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"Your father has died. He was pushed out of a window by a man named Sean Niebel." Crew member. Jade stares at them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:19 PM
"...My father's...dead? No, that can't be right. He was one of the most stuck-up people anyone could know, there's no way he'd have just...died by being pushed out of a window. He was a delusional piece of crap, the only way he'd have gone out of a window is if he saw my mother and brother out there and while he was insane enough to hire two people to pretend to be them, I don't think he'd have seem them so, no, check your facts. I doubt Shuichi Maowizam is dead." Lelouch scoffed. "Plus, if he was dead," she continued, "I would've been one of the first to hear about it! I wouldn't be hearing it from some no-faced nobody! Who even are you? Get out of my sight, you man!" The crew member is now a man, because bad news can never come from a woman, "I would've gotten some long-ass rant from his mouth while he was falling! So clearly, he is NOT dead! He's probably couped up in his bed, still in denial that his wife who obviously loved him isn't dead!" "Like, DEAD? Dead, dead. Not concussed, or asleep, but DEAD? No, there's no way. I don't believe- I WON'T believe it. Where did you even get this from? The media? The media is run by men, and men are inherent liars, my father is a prime example. Show me your evidence! Now! Or I'll have you- uh- jump off a bridge! And if you can't present your evidence, then he's alive! Simlple as that, really, isn't it, Jade? Isn't it?!" There was a slight unhinged tone to her voice as her arms fumbled about. First she'd cross them, then uncross them, then fiddle with her sleeve at the hem until rolling it up, and then back down, then she'd rub her nails, and then crack her fingers, and then she'd cross her arms, and repeat the cycle. She looked expentatly between Jade and the crew member. (edited)
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"He’s dead, Ms Lelouch. That’s why I helped him yesterday." Jade admitted. The crew member pulled out a video of him falling out of the window of their apartment.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:41 PM
"." This struck Lelouch. Jade knew he was dead? And didn't tell her? That...hurt her, a bit. Her eyes were glued to the video, but she wasn't really watching. She was more focused on her own thoughts, until she finally snapped out of it of her own will. She watched the video. That...was undeniably him. "I...uh...huh..." She said, spacing out.
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"He wanted to kill himself dramatically. If he was going to make you hold the weapon, wouldn’t you have said yes too?" Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:55 PM
"..." Lelouch just kinda stared. "I...I guess? He was a massive nuisance. And he never supported us, was always trying to get in the way, and he was just another man trying to control the women in his life. So...I guess it's not too bad he's dead? I think?" Lelouch looked to Jade with a soft expression, one that didn't fully belong to any emotion, mostly a mixture of them.
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"That’s what that meal yesterday was about. Convincing him he could never again be loved, even if he got everything he wanted. That’s why I had to fill the role of that Gus guy. But… Misogynistically, I guess?"
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 2:59 PM
"...Hm. Well, do you...wanna celebrate becoming mayors and fully independant women? We can go back to the penthouse, grab my stuff, go back to the hotel and kick back with some Cocopuffs." Dream date fr.
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"Lelouch Maoziwam, step outside the building with your hands in the air!" Cops outside speak loudly through megaphones. "…Fuck." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 3:02 PM
"...Fuck." Lelouch. "Do we have to?"
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"No, we should lure them in and fill the vents with perfume." Jade.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 3:04 PM
"That sounds like a good idea! You always have the best ideas, cutie."
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"Where can we access the ventilation?" Jade. "It’s on the roof." Crew member.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 12/30/2023 3:09 PM
"Wonderful!" Lelouch smiles, "how do we get up to the roof?"
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"The stairs." Crew member.
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Dana Craig started a thread. 1/2/2024 2:45 PM
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"The stairs." Crew member.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:07 PM
"Right! You ready to go, Jade?"
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She nods and runs up the stairs.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:13 PM
Lelouch follows.
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They arrive at the roof. Jade begins pouring some perfume into the ventilation.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:15 PM
Lelouch is there.
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"We have you surrounded, Lelouch Maoziwam!" Cops outside.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:18 PM
"Nu-uh! Our mission won't be held down by patriarchal pigs like you! If you want me, you're gonna have to come in swinging, sausage links!"
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"Good one, Ms. Lelouch." Jade. The cops try to shoot them.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:19 PM
Lelouch looks for a place where she and Jade can hide.
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Lelouch Maoziwam
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DiceParser BOT 1/6/2024 2:20 PM
# 20 Details:[1d20 (20)]
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:20 PM
OMG NATURAL 20)
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((IN THE DICE CHANNEL))
2:21 PM
((Whatever))
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:21 PM
((I FORGOT OKAY IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE i'D HAD TO ROLL ONE OF THESE SUCKERS))
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Lelouch uses her supreme intellect to realize she can just go back inside the building.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:21 PM
Lelouch does just that. (WASTE OF A 20!) (edited)
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Jade follows her. "I have no idea how fast it’ll work, but we should hide in a room with worse ventilation. Like a broom closet."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:39 PM
"Oo, good idea, cutie! How do we find one though? If we're on a limit, do we want to risk going through rooms?" (edited)
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"They have a lot of floors to climb first." Jade starts looking around.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:46 PM
Lelouch shrugs, looking as well.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 2:54 PM
((20))
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Lelouch immediately finds one.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:09 PM
"Hey! Jade! I've found one!"
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"Great job, Ms Lelouch!" Jade enters the closet and tries to hide.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:10 PM
Lelouch also tries hiding.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:12 PM
(16)
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They are hidden.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:16 PM
Hidden.
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The police storm through the floor loudly.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:17 PM
Hidden lesbian vibes.
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The detective Lelouch once saved Carolyn from enters the broom closet.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:22 PM
Too bad, it's lesbian invisibility day.
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She starts throwing things away, eventually exposing Jade. She grabs Jade by the throat and starts strangling her.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:45 PM
Well, shit! Lelouch scans the area for something she can do without exposing herself. Can she drop something on the detective's head? Or does she have to out herself to save Jade?
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:46 PM
(8)
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She has to out herself. (edited)
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:46 PM
Well then
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"HEY! Get your hands off my girlfriend!"
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Lelouch stumbles out of her hiding spot and charges at the detective.
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She just takes out a gun and points it at Lelouch. "I won’t let you pervert the course of justice ever again."
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 3:55 PM
"Come on! You shouldn't be hurting women! I'm sure you're just doing whatever your misogynistic boss has told you." Rationalisation time baby. "We're trying to make the world better, for people like us! If you put the gun down, and drop my girlfriend, you'll see that!"
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"We can't perverse what's already perverted, we can only purify."
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"Women don’t decide everything. We live in a world crafted by the hands of everyone." She starts to pull the trigger.
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Lelouch Maoziwam 1/6/2024 4:00 PM
Lelouch glances around. ANYTHING she can do to avoid dying?
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The bullet isn’t fired. The detective slowly lowers the gun with a confused expression. Jade is let go and begins slowly breathing again. "…Did we do it?" The detective looks around. "…What’s that smell in the air?" ((End session))